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tfw no CEgal sends you very forward, graphic PMs

"I'm not really an argumentative person"

-UnfairRepresent

YUHH posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Sephiroth is the coolest video game villain ever.

Not even the best Final Fantasy villain

Kuja and Kefka are terrible. Who's better, Sin? lol get outta here

frozenshock posted...

MonkeySee posted...

Sephiroth is the coolest video game villain ever.

Seifer would kick Sephiroth's ass

He would fail if he even tried, which he wouldn't. He'd be too busy licking Sephiroth's boots, because he knows a main antagonist when he sees one. The only good thing about that chicken-wuss is that he knows his place.

Sephiroth is the coolest video game villain ever.

Not really. I think Vyrulisse called me tasty or something weird like that, but it wasn't really flirting. It did make me smile though, so I remember it.

Yes. SSJCAT, Aeriis, and Balrog0.

Burgess posted...

Are you taking into account the bar weight for bench.

Classic rookie mistake. TC is using a 150-pound bar.

Name: leebul
Age: 31
Famous topics: 'I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Selena Gomez', 'Since when is the i7 8700k 6 cores and 12 threads?'
Known for: not shutting up about music nobody likes and pop culture references nobody understands
Quintessential post: "So fuckin predictable CE. I'd knew you don't care about anything i post and usually ignore them always no matter what it is."

Kombucha posted...

I didn't before so IDK why I would now.

Because you don't like being only the 5th most important person in this topic? Solar_Crimson, Xatrion, Tsukasa1891, and Alpha218 all have you beat, and Tmaster148 is hot on your heels and just waiting for you to slip up.

Absolutely. It kills me to think that nobody takes me seriously because I don't have enough karma. I want to be somebody important.

Menardii posted...

I haven't gotten that far into Berseria, but it's a hell of a lot better than Zesty for sure.

Yeah, that's what I heard. I wanted to get the worse one out of the way first, but I really haven't been hooked. I mean I don't really dislike it except for that damn snake that wouldn't stop healing itself so it took forever before I finally beat it. It's just kinda ... there. Still optimistic about Berseria, which hopefully I'll be able to get to when I can find some free time.

AvlButtslam posted...

I am currently playing through this for the first time too, picked it up during a sale a few weeks back.

Ha, I got it then too. Haven't started it yet, I'm 12 hours into Tales of Zestiria which I got in the same sale. Not all that impressed with Zestiria. Combat is confusing and feels kind of ... flat.

What does disposable income mean?

I have a bad habit of poking at people to get attention because I'm lonely.

What can it hurt? Life sucks anyway, it's not like there's anything to mess up. At least it might be funny.

Me too. Want to be alone together?

@Renault
@hortanz
@drunkmuggle
@Two_Dee
@Bok_Choi

I guessed 17, so I was half-right.

I want to make music that gives people a warm and fuzzy, happy feeling inside. That's what the music I love does for me.

I like to think it's still to come. It would be really sad if any period in my past qualified as a 'golden age'.

"During metaphase I, all of the doubled homologous chromosome pairs line up along the midline of the cell between the two centrioles. During anaphase I, the homologous chromosome pairs separate and are pulled to opposite poles of the cell by spindle fibers attached to the centrioles."

https://www2.palomar.edu/anthro/biobasis/meiosis.htm

Ryetoast posted...

I just was feeling lonely.

I was out and my friend Emily asked if she could join me. So she did, and despite her having a boyfriend and me still liking her it was nice. Ive known her for awhile so I dont have to fake it with her or be someone Im not.

So be carefull what you wish for? I dont know if this applies here.

How long have you liked her? Isn't it painful for you to be around her?

Let's talk about stuff. It's been too long since I've talked about stuff.

That's weird, because something similar happened to me.

You might remember my topic a year ago about a girl I was talking that I dated and then she broke my heart..this is a different girl. Anyway...

About a year ago I started talking to a girl. Very cute, I would rate her a 9/10. From the beginning I was a very sweet and compassionate guy, and I always respected her and women in general. Until recently, she was single but not ready to be in a relationship (she told me when I asked her to be my girlfriend). Fine, I respect her as a woman and I will wait until she is ready.

About a month ago me her and a few friends go to see a movie. She was the driver so she drove each of us home. I was the last person she dropped off. I knew this was a good time to make a move. I tried to lean for the kiss but I kept laughing. I tried 3 or 4 times, each time being closer and closer to her lips before I died laughing. Finally before I kissed her, she interrupted and said "I'm tired, I need to get to bed." Fine. Not a good time to make a move. Like I said I respect her so I am fine with taking my time.

As you can see I have been very patient with her. Well. I found out today that she has been seeing a guy, after seeing a text message past her shoulder. I confronted her whole extremely angry. I can't believe she did this to me. She said "I didn't want to tell you...sorry"

I'm extremely hurt and depressed. I should have been first in line, I've been compassionate and sweet to her. I waited and she did not deliver her promise. I talked to her first, she belongs to ME. Not this idiot guy.

The worst part? I would have been successful if she wasn't tired in the car. It would have been a great kiss and a romantic boyfriend girlfriend type relationship. All in all, I did a good job with this girl, I just faced random bad luck.

Now I know what it's like CE.

RebelElite often makes me smile with his over-the-top opinions and almost theatrical refusal to compromise in any way. I like reading his arguments with other posters here.

I'm not entirely sure why joestarrr dislikes me so much. I poked a little fun at the whole joeliske thing when it was all the rage, and I do regret the needling. It wasn't very nice, and it is important to me to try to treat people well. I don't take it personally when she accuses me of harassing her because it means she probably does have people from here who do in fact do that, and that sucks. But I wish she would be a little less prickly and prone to seeing slights where none are intended. I've talked with her like 5-10 times here, and sent 2 messages to her sarahah, and that's the extent of our communication. Full stop. It makes me feel bad to think that people are holding grudges against me, alt or not.

I'm not sure who else dislikes me. Let me know so I can say something nice about you.

JlM posted...

JlM posted...

All of your posts are in iambic pentameter.

To further expand on this, which I highly recommend, the account name would be "I Am Bic", in which not only do you post exclusively in iambic pentameter, but you do so from the viewpoint of a disposable lighter with pyromaniacal tendencies and a hatred for the fire department.

I can't but feel that this has promise, yes. The only struggle lies in counting feet. It's ever such a hassle keeping track. By now I feel frustration rising fast. This up and down where down is up just sucks. I should have paid more heed to lessons then. It makes me want to splash some gas around, and strike a match, sit back, and watch it burn.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

What do you think of ImTheMacheteGuy's gimmick?

You don't really seem to have much of a gimmick, or not one I've picked up on. If you're asking whether I like you as a poster? Then sure, you're okay. I feel like you get a little ornery when drunk, though.

Least favorite CE gimmicks
Veggeta X
DarthWendy
Scotty_Rogers
_BlueMonk
SSJGrimReaper

Favorite CE gimmicks
UnfairRepresent
Tadg30
RebelElite791

No. She'd turn me down.

It was pretty cool. I enjoyed it. But is the singer trying to sound German? The accentish thing distracted me a little.

I don't even think you're a person. Just some sort of strange amalgamation of the world's seething self-loathing.

Goats posted...

SBallen

dude is literally making death/dox threats against your users here geodude

Huh. Yeah. I don't think that's what 'literally' means. This is literally nothing other than a list of posters. The post joestarrr refers to was literally asking about her drinking when she made a topic a month or so beforehand saying she was happier when she didn't drink. I've literally never used any accounts listed in this thread, been in any CE discord servers, or made any threats, veiled or otherwise, to any posters on CE. Feel free to literally, figuratively, and allegorically exit the topic if it bothers you.

Gamefaqs moderators.

Got some more added.

smoliske
joestarrr
genocet
rika_furude
electricbugs2
Tappor
Goats
thelovefist
Tmaster148
nicklebro
Pepys Monster
sktgamer_13dude
KingCrabCake
iPhone_7
Offworlder1

smoliske
joestarrr
genocet
rika_furude
electricbugs2
Tappor
Goats
thelovefist
Tmaster148

More to come. Just a preliminary version.

Perascamin posted...

Damn. I remember when I was an 18 year old turbo virgin and always felt so special when a woman would respond to me or thinking a woman was slutty for having cleavage, a natural appearance they can't stop!

Mindsets really do change after you lose your virginity....or when you stop being an angsty teenager

Omg Perascamin you're so enlightened and mature and different from all the other guys in this topic. I've made a note accordingly and will not at any future point make the mistake of thinking that you are like the other guys in this topic.

Smells Like Teen Spirit. Come as You Are is okay, but most of the rest is a little too fillery. Particularly the second half. I still like it okay, but it's more background music than something I would actually seek out.

As my sternum is ripped open with a hideous crack, I draw in my 536th last breath and scream my rage and my pain skyward. I desperately collect what dim awareness remains to me and fervently pray that gamefaqs.gamespot poster K181 will know 1/100,000th of the pain visited upon me for creating this sick, twisted farce. Then the spark of awareness fades as I contract myself around the core of pain that has become the entirety of my being, temporarily shuffling off the mortal coil knowing that it will never let me go and that no peaceful oblivion will await.

I can Respawn. He has a Technorganic Exoskeleton. So basically I'm driven completely insane as I endure the excruciating agony of dying over and over again and being wrenched back into this wretched realm to die some more. His body modifications give him endurance far beyond that of a normal person, allowing him to kill me hundreds, even thousands of times. Eventually he gets tired and I kill him, but we both lose because at this point I'm a broken shell of a man who wants only to make the pain stop.

Water, which represents the boring exercise in futility that is my life. With ice in it representing the meaningless aspirations with which I distract myself. They of course inevitably melt away, leaving me with nothing but the same dull, colorless, tasteless nothing. But every night I swallow my gorge and drink my fill. The water runs down my chin past my greedy little lips as always I drink my fill.

This is my only one. I don't really see the point, either. I was posting less and less on my main, and I thought a little shot of anonymity might rejuvenate my posting. But in the end I think I just don't have anything worthwhile to say after all.

CE is full of eligible bachelors.

I stare at a wall and daydream about CE.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

_itsajoestarrr posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

*Follows a user around from topic to topic specifically to shit on them*
*They get mad and fight back*
*OHHH! WHY YOU MAD THO?!"
"Clearly you're just an attention whore I mean it's not us begging for attention with this it's obviously you"

CE logic

I don't get it either. She hasn't done anything to warrant all the hate she gets. The worst I've ever seen her do is make cringey topics/posts back when she and smoliske first became a thing, but they've both chilled out with that and don't do it frequently anymore and people are still just as vicious as ever. It's pretty unacceptable tbh. I've known plenty of users on this site who complain constantly about how they are treated but totally bring it on themselves, and they don't listen when I tell them that usually. This is not a case of that. People who attack other users get attacked back, but as far as I'm concerned, joe has been on defense perpetually. In this topic specifically, shit started at literally post 2.

Yeah, both of you are certainly spot on with this whole shitshow, and as alpha said yeah it is magnified due to me being a woman.
Definitely appreciate those who aren?t angry at my existence tbh

I'm sad for those who are. It's not short of pathetic :/

I think I'm going to pick a fight with you to add to the drama. Your machetes suck. Mine, on the other hand, is razor sharp. I occasionally use it to cut small brush, and it works adequately for the task.

I regret that I missed this topic. I wanted to be ANGRY with everyone else :(.

No_U_L7 posted...

MonkeySee posted...

So I should try to seduce her when I'm not interested in her? That's silly. Hit me with any arbitrary classification you want, I'd rather be the kind of person who keeps moving forward than someone who lives in the past. I'll light my own goddamn fire instead of blowing on some old coals.

too late now, i meant when you were interested. now it's better just to avoid her entirely.

I don't see why. She's helped me to become far more comfortable around women, and boosted my self-esteem from like a 1/10 to a 4. I don't want to get into any awkward specifics, but I'm quite positive I'll never catch any misguided romantic feelings for her again. In fact, I feel mostly gratitude to her. I like who I am now a lot more than I liked who I was then. Is that "low value" behavior? I imagine you'd probably say so. A "high value" man would never have been in my situation in the first place, I suppose. But I'm going to keep trying to be who I want to be rather than who you want me to be, M. Square.

No_U_L7 posted...

MonkeySee posted...

She was the one who rejected me in the first place, not the other way around. I'm just getting my revenge with a series of small micro-rejections that simultaneously improve my self-esteem. I'm using her like she used me, but in the end I think I'll get more out of it. And anyway, I was never all that attracted to her.

this is literally the definition of autorejection. it's a poor mindset that high value guys don't have. i swear, you guys know nothing about girls.

So I should try to seduce her when I'm not interested in her? That's silly. Hit me with any arbitrary classification you want, I'd rather be the kind of person who keeps moving forward than someone who lives in the past. I'll light my own goddamn fire instead of blowing on some old coals.

No_U_L7 posted...

what you're actually doing is exhibiting low value behavior. you're showing insecurities and falling into autorejection (rejecting her before she can reject you). should have just banged her while she was dtf

I don't recall saying I didn't. And you're kind of correct and kind of incorrect. She was the one who rejected me in the first place, not the other way around. I'm just getting my revenge with a series of small micro-rejections that simultaneously improve my self-esteem. I'm using her like she used me, but in the end I think I'll get more out of it. And anyway, I was never all that attracted to her. I was more attracted to the feeling of self-worth she gave me, the feeling that I was attractive and desirable. She's still giving me that feeling to this very day, which is all I need or want from her. You're right about my insecurities, but I'll deal with those on my own time.

VIIVincent posted...

Is the image still fresh on your mind?

Yes. She would later say that we should be friends, basically insinuating that I was hot enough to have a little fun with but too boring and incompatible for anything serious or long-term. But you know, it didn't really bother me that much. She wasn't so great herself and to this day I get a kick out of acting completely uninterested in her whenever I see her even though she can't keep her hands to herself and uses any excuse to touch my shoulders, back, and arms.