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Yesterday's Results

Fix-it Felix Jr. def. Hellworld (5-1)
Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne def. Roy (5-2)
Buzz Lightyear def. Kamen Rider (7-0)
Hero's Duty def. Guardians of Sunshine (4-2)
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Paranoids
existenz
Society
Infinity
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https://challonge.com/mockbfgb

gonna make this a pretty quick contest. Predictions will also be accepted for the first 24 hours. There's a ton more options that didn't make the bracket unfortunately. Note: yes, some of them eventually were made into real games. If anything, that's just a sign of a great fictional game!

Space Paranoids (TRON)
v.
Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 (Doom 3)

eXistenZ (eXistenZ)
v.
Stay Alive (Stay Alive)

The World (.hack)
v.
Society and Slayers (Gamer)

Light Cycles (TRON)
v.
Infinity (Black Mirror: USS Callister)

Quickvote:
Paranoids/Turkey
existenz/Alive
World/Society
Cycles/Infinity
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Lala Escargot
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Johnbobb posted...

up

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Xeybozn posted...

Knuckles heads to the altar and starts punching the master emerald.

but Knuckles protects the master emerald! What kind of blasphemy is this?
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bump
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Super Monkey Ball speedruns are always great
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Honestly I'd say Twisted is still their best. Firebringer is great too. (and it's nice now that they have much better recording equipment than they did back when A Very Potter Musical came out
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up
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come on I know there are Starkid fans on this board
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looking at who's left

Player List (12)
1. Ashethan
2. benjamin3740
8. Hbthebattle
9. htaeD
10. IfGodCouldDie
11. Johnbobb
13. MZero11
14. Neablis
15. red13n
17. ScareChan
19. Sheep007
20. DoomTheGyarados

removing myselfbecause it's me
red and death are confirmed town
scare is pretty safely town too. that leaves
Ashe I honestly haven't noticed much from all game, but he did end the day on scum like every time, so he's either town or a major busser. I'd lean town.

2. benjamin3740
8. Hbthebattle
10. IfGodCouldDie
13. MZero11
14. Neablis
19. Sheep007
20. DoomTheGyarados

while I'm a little suspicious of a town Chris living this long, that's not exactly proof. I'm a little hesitant of him saying D2 that everyone who was on Reg's lunch was town. he would know everyone would listen to him and we know now it wasn't true

Sheep I'd say is outright scum at this point. my only hesitation is that it would mean we had s three way sum lynch n2 which I've never seen happened, but given how this game is going, it's not the craziest idea

mzero is either lazy unhelpful town or lazy scum but whateverit is it's annoying

leaning town on Ben and hb at this point. igcd i really haven't noticed much from; i feel like he flies under the radar a decent bit

so assuming 3 scum left, if i had to guess it'd be like

mzero
sheep
god or neab

with Chris over in a weird area on his own
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seriously mzero what is your issue with me

do you plan on actually playing the game at any point? literally your only contribution in 4 days is to blindly call me scum.

do you have reads on anyone else? have you read anything that happened in the game? or are you scum just looking to lazily slide by while pretending to contribute
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Source Code is such an underrated sci-fi flick
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For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (American Dad)
Die Hard
How the Saints Saved Christmas (Saints Row IV)
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moana
shireen
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bump
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up
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Fix-It Felix Jr. (Wreck-It Ralph)
Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne (Community)
Buzz Lightyear: Attack on Zurg (Toy Story)
Guardians of Sunshine (Adventure Time)
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Assassin's Creed Odyssey (PS4)
Far Cry 5 (PS4)
Hello Neighbor (PS4)

Wonder Woman, from 2 different people
Blade Runner 2049
Ready Player One
Coco
The Greatest Showman
Isle of Dogs
The Shape of Water
Paddigton
Legion S1
Fargo S3

Ashe (Overwatch) POP! figure
a huge Snorlax plush
a new coat
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https://challonge.com/mockbfgb

gonna make this a pretty quick contest. Predictions will also be accepted for the first 24 hours. There's a ton more options that didn't make the bracket unfortunately. Note: yes, some of them eventually were made into real games. If anything, that's just a sign of a great fictional game!

Fix-It Felix Jr. (Wreck-It Ralph)
v.
Hellworld (Hellraiser: Hellworld)

Roy: A Life Well Lived (Rick and Morty)
v.
Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne (Community)

Buzz Lightyear: Attack on Zurg (Toy Story)
v.
Kamen Rider Chronicle (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid)

Hero's Duty (Wreck-It Ralph)
v.
Guardians of Sunshine (Adventure Time)

Quickvote:
Felix/Hellworld
Roy/Hawkthorne
Buzz/Kamen
Hero/Guardians
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as of this month my backlog has gotten considerably bigger
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I had to look up who half of those characters even are
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[ the egg carrier ]
sonic: hey there! Please don't worry about your girlfriend!
Tails: i hate you... Doctor eggman!
Eggman: what? You jealous fools! Tails is just too easy.
[ sonic and tails walk up to him as the screen moves to the sky. it is seen that zazz and zomom threw them to where they are.
zazz: yeah... Maybe...
zomom: i am sir percival of the seven world rings.
Erazor djinn: ugh... Sonic has been a giant talking egg that is useless to me

[ sonic grabs his mustache and tails is taken by the animals ]
caliburn: you are the blue hedgehog again but i don't know what the heck is going on
knuckles: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Amy: sonic! Look what happened to sonic!
Rouge: hmm... Precious little aliens are surrounding him and he is a total bonehead
shadow: i didn't expect to find them fast enough... I'll never doubt the master emerald.

[ gamma walks to the exit. amy is looking at sonic and he notices amy.
Sonic: oh no... It's a chaos control tower
Gamma: insuficiente data unavailable
knuckles: what do you mean by that?
Gamma: resistance is futile!
Rouge: this is rouge reporting from the sky deck. I am a blacksmith.
Gamma: go inside of this planet and get out of casinopolis.
[ knuckles jumps onto the transporter and sonic runs towards him ]

[ sonic and shahra are in evil foundry watching the ifrit sink in the lava until knuckles saves her and sonic starts falling down. ]
shahra: sonic is rapidly thrashed by the world!
Knuckles: oh no
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cindy
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so I wouldn't say it got that way more with every season

but yeah you can tell just by the trailer for season 6 that it was trying to appeal more to people who were mad at Kevin Spacey than it was House of Cards fans. Everything about season 6 seems to be a weird mix of pandering and self-protection

and I say as someone who considers himself a feminist
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/77335633
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vaguely parodying Invasion of the Body Snatchers



same people that made Twisted and Holy Musical B@man! and A Very Potter Musical
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well this is weirdly specific

The Nightmare Before Christmas
How Lily Stole Christmas (How I Met Your Mother)
How the King Stole Christmas (Brawl in the Family)
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S1 House of Cards is amazing imo
S2 is really good
S3-5 are alright but get progressively less good
didn't watch S6 because it just seems terrible
this video is amazing
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Lala Escargot as a Phantom Thief or bust
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MrSmartGuy posted...

Maleficent: you see sora, kairi might be easy

damn Maleficent that's a sick burn

MrSmartGuy posted...

Jafar: my final friend in the world is this mysterious rabbit scurrying across the tiled floor.

:(
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oh nice. here's the link to the Sonic script

https://botnik.org/apps/writer/?source=d461a10da5a5a808ab93cca95763a8c1
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ExThaNemesis posted...

If you play this game without a wired connection I hope you [redacted]

weird how most people are able to play pretty much any game on any system without much issue

I don't think Nintendo's online lag is something the players can really be blamed for
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so I put together a txt file of a bunch of Sonic game scripts (Adventure, Adventure 2, Heroes, 06, Unleashed, Colors, Secret Rings, Black Knight, Generations, Lost World and Forces)

gonna try to make a Sonic movie pitch tonight into tomorrow

I'm going to regret this
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Hermione looked at ron and ginny. She sighed heavily as though she had just been forced to gaze up at dumbledore. A few seconds later harry realized that he was not sure whether or not he would need to see the name etched with rage. Harry looked around at the others and he was surprised to see that the murder of harrys tearful professor mcgonagall had come to be rather bloody. He could not see his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, reaching for a moment before hermione raised her crocodile and pulled open his head. ron and ginny were drowned in their seats. Hermione whispered something to ron and then laughed.

I have no wand and I must scream
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so I put in the script from Big the Cat's level in Sonic Adventure:

Big: [ wakes up ] "huh... Er... Wha... What's wrong with you? Something's not right."
[ froggy jumps inside chaos ]
Big: "waaaaaaahhhhh"
[ froggy escapes ]
Big: "yoohoo froggy! Come out wherever you are... Thanks"
Big: [ sniffs froggy ] "uh... There's no tail... Don't worry pally, run away again."
[ froggy swallows big ]
Big: "where am i? Froggy!"
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The sun has come back
by Cake

you don't flicker like fire and burn like cigarettes
you think i'd burn like candles in smoky spires
i want to love you madly i'm too late
i want to fly away i'm too late 'cause

nobody's little dogs take it all away (cool)
chain people just like you kick the sand
but she doesn't have to look no more and
she wants a car with a long jacket

your love was just a glance away
and it's sad i just can't even play piano
i'm squirrels now and i'll just drop by
and you expect me to be free

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written by Johnbobb, based on Winnie the Pooh movie scripts

[ narrator ] as pooh continued searching all over for you, piglet grunts.
[ piglet ] oh dear, oh dear, friend. Oh no it's a- aaaah!
[ pooh ] oh yes, piglet. Run out of things to chew? I suppose i really ought to go back and do it
[ narrator ] piglet loved it very much. so piglet started bailing. Oh my goodness gracious.

[ pooh ] good morning light! What a strange day for harvesting...
[ christopher robin ] it is a good thing i noticed you, pooh bear. Uh... Pooh bear?
[ pooh ] they made me. I was just going to taste it for you. It was definitely a thistle bush.
[ christopher robin ] what are you doing?
[ narrator ] ignoring his tummy, he fills it with things that are sweet.
[ christopher robin ] why are you doing nothing? Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
[ narrator ] pooh left feeling unsatisfied and a little out of sorts.

[ narrator ] And so, pooh decided to visit his thoughtful brother eeyore.
[ eeyore ] if you ask me to keep him company, no interruptions.
[narrator] eeyore thanks the honey pot. the honey pot takes the only reason for being.
[ eeyore ] Oh good job, i can't see now. Someone has come to get the last thing i have.
[ pooh ] happy windsday!
[ eeyore ] Oh shucks, it was just one of my sister's eyes... they tried hard to get us but i'm like a shaggy rug. I am stout and quiet.
[ pooh ] oh.

[ pooh ] how about lunch? it's a very important thing.
[ tigger ] What are you doin' impersonizin a tigger? Uh... Uh... What a pleasant surprise.
[ piglet ] it certainly is a very light lunch.
[ pooh ] The wonderful honey honey is on my rear, of course.
[ tigger ] what kind of big joke is this?
[ piglet ] A rather discouraging one.

written by @MrSmartGuy, based on Disney song lyrics

You wanna kiss the girl, this is the one spark a friend needs to say you'll do it right here on the ground. I won't come so much that you feel it goes in your eyes.

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Predictive texts written by B8ers last time around:

written by Johnbobb, based on American Psycho

A Silk Tie
by Bret Easton Ellis

I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's by the bar and the guy sitting with me is wearing a doublebreasted navy blue blazer. Evelyn asks me to find myself. I'm unreal.

The shoes are crocodile loafers with a business suit, which I bought at funchies casually. The two shoes are black aluminum steel and glass. I have a walkman in my Bottega Veneta briefcase. I could easily put it on my fucking unattractive woman who looks like Boris Cunningham.

"Oh gosh, why is he sitting with those dweebs from Drexel? He is probably uncomfortable at the table next to us," I say.

"You know, they really are the best, Bateman," she says slowly from the edge of the table. "Tempura is on his face. A little unusual, look." She looks up at me as if i were some kind of free antibacterial toner with a swizzle stick. I want to stab the bitch when she turns away, but she doesn't.

I have to sit on my balls and she acknowledges me without looking up from my plate (which is not as good as the same exact thing) but I think she's a little drunk or wired. I try to make sure that timothy is drunk and then abruptly cut her tits off. I move past her quickly and then I gaze at the bar, nursing a Perrier into my wallet.

The only one who grasped the fact remains utterly mute with a large bottle of Evian water in his head. College? I think it's a fucking evil psychopath. "I have enough time to deal with this strange anticipation to have a child," Price sighs after i hang him out of my apartment window.

The Chinese dry cleaners is located twenty blocks up from my apartment. A silk tie from Brooks Brothers in my mouth feels like it's in my mouth. This was only slightly less interesting than hearing about Courtney's drinking problem. I'm the table.

I look over at paul owen. He has on a pair of embroidered velvet pants by Bill Blass and leather Reeboks from Paul Butterfield with a white striped wool tuxedo by Hugo Boss.

"You can tell the superintendent that I have a lunch appointment at the bar next door," Paul laughs sexily. He points at the bar, and i mutter to myself. Unreal. He has registered to get us drinks at Harry's, a new Californian place on the upper west side? No one gives a shit about the massacres in Sri Lanka, but he manages to get a reservation at Harry's?

"Oh really? I think i hear McDermott asking Price who i am. You know what? You better have reservations; Evelyn and I think he licks his plate like some kind of cretin and I can't shout back at him without reservations." I pull out my gazelleskin wallet and slap him away from the bar.

"Have you been gaining weight?" Paul asks.

"I am thinking about how crazy unattractive leather shoes are!"

written by @Tom_Bombadil, based on Johnny Cash lyrics

The road to happiness
the water i got
the devil's gon na cut'em down

i was born drivin
and i ain't dangerous
my soul is heavenly

and the flames went higher
to the cross over jordan
the sweet by and by

to the river side of town
i was singing this song
the tennessee mare just a baby

my body would blacken
and i couldn't claim
my heart is ringing and he walks with me

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For those unfamiliar with it, Botnik is an app where you can upload source material (or choose from pre-existing ones on the site) and then when you write, you do so via predictive text based on that source. Ex. books, movie scripts, song lyrics, etc.
https://botnik.org/apps/writer/

You choose from a small selection of suggested words to try to make something slightly understandable (adding in punctuation, etc. on your own to make it grammatically accurate) and it usually either ends up ridiculous or hilarious. The most famous example is one written by the creators of the app: Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
https://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

Figured I'd bring the topic back since I had a lot of fun with it last time.
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For the most part no, though I can see holding back in extreme situations.

Like, I wouldn't necessarily want to play a game about race relations written by someone who is openly racist because I can assume it would most likely be a pretty racist game

but as far as them being "genuine and wholesome," that's so vague I can't even tell what they're trying to suggest
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Kingdom Hearts III
Team Sonic Racing
Last of.Us 2
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Far Cry: New Dawn
the sucker punch samurai game
Jump Force
Travis Strikes Again
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God of War

Return of the Obra Dinn is a close 2nd
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ike
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North
American Dad Santa
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