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Oh sure, but it's fine to make fun of ugly people

Those stories are completely unbelievable. Trump never actually pays anyone.

I'm not going to the northeast for a meetup

You can't ban me, I'm a NEET

This is intense!

Know who is an intellectual Titan? Thanos, and look where that got us.

NeuralLaxative posted...

Thats nothing, fairly superficial.

i worked in the burn unit....Ive seen some shit

Did you deal with the one where Trump called Kim Jong-Un "little rocket man"?

That averages out to 58.5% of voters

Take that liberals

Did the hospital give you any sweet nitrous oxide?

Oh, it wasn't the ol hot coil challenge?

The twist that Tony Stark is Peter Parker's father?

Very clever, keeping it on the lawn so you don't notice the oil leak

Also if you get 5 million karma you can trade it in for a roomba

Did you check to make sure the engine was still there?

That way they wouldn't have to worry about dying of thirst.

No, my team is so good they don't need to practice.

Your phone number still 911? Alllrighty then.

What do you have against brown rice, huh? I bet you'd be perfectly OK with white rice, but that brown stuff, ewww

What's next, steroids? SMH. Natural people shouldn't have to compete with others who have an unfair advantage.

So, does that mean you're available?

Can't you just call Comcast

heck yeah!

January 20, 2025

Does this look like a mammal to you?

Ya I took the opportunity to really stink up the women's bathrooms

Losing an election must suck

If assaulting convicted sexual predators is appropriate then why can't the judge sentence them to be assaulted?

Makes u think

He's trying to hint that he wants to shoot her with another type of gun

Fuck, I hate people

Scientists didn't discover Neptune's blue color until 1846

This is the lead story on the Fox news site as I type.

Researchers have found evidence of an existing body of liquid water in Detroit.

What they believe to be a lake sits under the city's south dead body pile, and is about 20km (12 miles) across.

Previous research found possible signs of intermittent liquid water flowing on the surface of Detroit, but this is the first sign of a persistent body of water in the city in the present day.

Lake beds like those explored by NOAA's satellites show water was present on the surface of Detroit in the past.

However, the citiy's climate has since cooled due to the pile of bodies reflecting sunlight, leaving most of its water locked up in ice.

The result is exciting because scientists have long searched for signs of present-day liquid water in Detroit , but these have come up empty or yielded ambiguous findings. It will also interest those studying the possibilities for life beyond the coastal cities- though it does not yet raise the stakes in the search for biology.

Stupid double standards.

Wake up

The Papa John's near me closed down and it had a whiny letter on the door about minimum wage. Didn't stop another Dominos from opening though.

Women don't watch porn because they hate sex

I only watch gay porn that has one man and one woman

This place sucks

Disney is gonna fire Al Swearengen for saying a potty word

I bet I killed a bunch of saltwater fish Xd #ecoterrorism

That has to be just as hard as getting them all right.

You'd save 110 minutes of your life that way

And the link to meet hot singles in my area who want to bone is broken again

It's clearly not flat.

You mean like for porn?

Trump whining about things being unfair

I'm pretty sure Russia actually exists. Dumb book!

Goodbye Tony