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TopicMy fingers smell like fish
Chicken
08/18/18 5:58:55 AM
#5
Smegma fingers
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Topic$100 billion or you start your life over with save states
Chicken
08/18/18 5:18:48 AM
#29
Money. If I chose save states, I would never be satisfied with the outcomeso I would be constantly resetting and probably end up going insane in a few decades.
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TopicKorea Korea Korea Korea Korea Korea
Chicken
08/18/18 5:07:29 AM
#2
TopicI've never had a problem with police, because I don't disrespect them.
Chicken
08/18/18 4:54:24 AM
#55
AmpV2 posted...
Sephiroth1288 posted...
nicklebro posted...
So what? The fact that the dogs aren't always wrong, or even usually wrong, doesnt excuse when they are wrong.

So it means that the police are more likely to be fair and professional, even if you aren't a "sheltered suburbanite" and anyone who thinks otherwise are fools


You are the most insufferable person on this entire forum. Quite the honor.

There are no "fair" cops.


Id love to see your criminal record.
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TopicApparently in the Netherlands it's not illegal to escape from prison.
Chicken
08/18/18 4:07:20 AM
#3
In America its not illegal to fuck a horse.
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TopicI've never had a problem with police, because I don't disrespect them.
Chicken
08/18/18 3:33:34 AM
#31
AmpV2 posted...
Chicken posted...
AmpV2 posted...
Police have to enforce unjust laws. They deserve no respect.

Just because you want to do drugs doesnt make it unjust.


Yes, in fact marijuana laws are unjust. So you think it is ok for people to.be jailed for possession of marijuana?

Fascist.

If its illegal where you live, and you willingly disobey the law then yes, thats your own fault.
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TopicI've never had a problem with police, because I don't disrespect them.
Chicken
08/18/18 2:14:37 AM
#17
AmpV2 posted...
Police have to enforce unjust laws. They deserve no respect.

Just because you want to do drugs doesnt make it unjust.
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TopicI've never had a problem with police, because I don't disrespect them.
Chicken
08/18/18 1:50:29 AM
#10
l0bcity posted...
Ya and you have probably never been in trouble have you? Its funny that its normally people breaking the law that disrespect cops.

Whoa you might be onto something.
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TopicWhy is "pirating" old games considered wrong...?
Chicken
08/18/18 1:48:28 AM
#3
Theft is theft.
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TopicI don't understand this about Nintendo
Chicken
08/18/18 1:46:52 AM
#11
SageHarpuia posted...
Modern Nintendo isn't exactly known for having good ideas

Why would Sony and Microsoft steal bad ideas every generation?
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TopicI just want to sit down with a good pre DS Pokemon game, and enjoy myself.
Chicken
08/18/18 1:40:47 AM
#6
Duncanwii posted...
Dark_twisted posted...
Do a randomized run of Emerald.

Do I need special equipment for that? I'm willing to play one on emulator but that's far enough for me.

Dont let Nintendo hear that.
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TopicGood God I love me some Live PD
Chicken
08/18/18 1:39:53 AM
#4
Is it just a ripoff of COPS?
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TopicWhy don't you use a menstrual cup instead of pads/tampons?
Chicken
08/18/18 1:36:27 AM
#4
Conflict posted...
asking this on this sausage fest of a board

lmao

Also the ones that dont have a sausage/pretend not to have one still dont need them because their vaginas arent real.
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TopicWhy don't you use a menstrual cup instead of pads/tampons?
Chicken
08/18/18 1:35:01 AM
#2
Because I dont bleed out of my genitals.
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TopicWhy is it wrong to say pitbulls are bred to fight and are dangerous?
Chicken
08/18/18 12:57:36 AM
#16
Water is dangerous because it drowns you and could have alligators in it.
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TopicDon't forget to mark posts that go against the ToS
Chicken
08/18/18 12:43:12 AM
#9
Ive reported dozens of posts that support pedophilia, but they always stay up. When I call that shit out, Im the one who gets modded.
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TopicHulk Hogan continues to bury himself (On people that don't accept his apology)
Chicken
08/17/18 10:24:15 PM
#46
A real American leg dropping the haters. Amen Brother!!!!
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TopicWhy does the creator of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure hate dogs so much?
Chicken
08/17/18 9:12:24 AM
#4
FlyingForever posted...
Dogs suck

What other "friend" would look you DEAD IN THE EYES while taking a shit on your floor while sober.


...I thought we had something special between us.

Really though its just an easy way to get you to hate the villians.

The dude created Iggy, the best dog ever, so I dont think he hates them.
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Topicjust read the most disgusting post ever, guy gets BJ from other guy to bang girl
Chicken
08/17/18 9:04:30 AM
#15
pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.

So youre bi.
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TopicGrieving Orca carries her dead calf for over two weeks
Chicken
08/17/18 8:55:40 AM
#3
And people say animals cant feel emotion.
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Topicjust read the most disgusting post ever, guy gets BJ from other guy to bang girl
Chicken
08/17/18 8:53:58 AM
#7
So its just a dude running the bumble account to trick dudes into letting him blow them.
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TopicIf you could break one law once without repercussions, which would you pick?
Chicken
08/17/18 8:36:12 AM
#32
I would download a gun.
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TopicParis installing urinals outside
Chicken
08/17/18 8:34:53 AM
#14
SSJCAT posted...
i dont think this is a bad idea but i dunno why they cant just use like port-a-potty kinda things instead so people can poo too and theres more privacy

Dont worry, people will poo in these things.
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TopicIs it racist to think immigrants should assimilate?
Chicken
08/17/18 8:33:54 AM
#8
RESISTANCE IS FUTlLE
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TopicParis installing urinals outside
Chicken
08/17/18 8:03:45 AM
#9
Topic100 million usd or the ability to make time stop at will
Chicken
08/17/18 7:46:40 AM
#5
Can I drop road rollers onto people?
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TopicDat feel when you are randy as fuck but the date isn't until tomorrow
Chicken
08/17/18 7:45:43 AM
#4
pinky0926 posted...
Where do you go on your dates anyway, the bingo club? Lawn bowls?

He just goes straight to the old folks home and treats it like an animal shelter. He browses the inventory and picks the one he likes best.
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TopicFallout 76 perks video
Chicken
08/17/18 7:33:01 AM
#5
YukihoHagiwara posted...
multiplayer + bethesda's quality control???????

how does f76 not have a billionty-million preorders already?!?!?!?

Because people are bitching about getting ganked in a fallout game even though you dont lose anything important
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TopicI actually like the final forms of Goku and Vegeta in DB Super *spoilers*
Chicken
08/17/18 5:27:04 AM
#3
Kineth posted...
Don't forget Future Trunks' final form as well.

I never really got that. Like, the blue bits made it look like he was starting to harness a bit of god ki. Maybe the side effect of fighting around so many god ki users.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she works for Nintendo
Chicken
08/17/18 4:55:55 AM
#2
The perfect girl
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Topic5 days into this new teaching job and it's fucking terrible.
Chicken
08/17/18 4:52:40 AM
#4
Its your job to make the kids not dumb
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TopicI like my women the way I like my eggs.
Chicken
08/17/18 3:31:39 AM
#7
TopicA week ago I was a huge Nintendo fanboy.
Chicken
08/17/18 2:46:00 AM
#9
TopicDo you buckle your seatbelt in bed?
Chicken
08/17/18 2:44:53 AM
#2
Only when I wear my shoes indoors
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TopicA week ago I was a huge Nintendo fanboy.
Chicken
08/17/18 2:42:03 AM
#5
Reis posted...
Chicken posted...
He cant steal their games anymore

does nintendo offer all their old games to buy on a service somewhere

Does any company do that?
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TopicA week ago I was a huge Nintendo fanboy.
Chicken
08/17/18 2:40:08 AM
#3
CM_Ponch posted...
Why?

He cant steal their games anymore
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TopicSince the end of Net Neutrality, the US has gone from 12th to 6th fastest
Chicken
08/17/18 2:39:10 AM
#2
This thread brought to you by Ajit Pai
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TopicMan arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators
Chicken
08/17/18 2:37:55 AM
#38
Topicdo you look DOWN on people who DIDNT go to Universtiy?
Chicken
08/17/18 2:35:29 AM
#5
You spend years paying off your student debt and youre not even guaranteed a job when you get out. A lot of people get out of university and end up in the same jobs that everyone else is doing, except they dont have student debt hanging over them.
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Topica porn star offered me cam sessions at $9 a minute lmao
Chicken
08/17/18 2:29:36 AM
#23
NES4EVER posted...
I'm not paying $9 a minute unless I'm given a weeks notice and I'm jack hammering her.

Id only need to pay $4
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Topica porn star offered me cam sessions at $9 a minute lmao
Chicken
08/17/18 1:47:30 AM
#15
So you were standing in front of her texting her instead of talking?
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TopicFinished clearing vault 88, what should i do with it *spoilers*
Chicken
08/17/18 1:46:14 AM
#5
Put Preston inside and seal it.
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Topica porn star offered me cam sessions at $9 a minute lmao
Chicken
08/17/18 1:43:52 AM
#11
You were talking to a bot
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TopicMinty is just cold spicy
Chicken
08/17/18 1:17:16 AM
#10
TopicMan beaten to death in act of 'vigilante justice'. Now charged with murder.
Chicken
08/17/18 1:14:39 AM
#71
That man saved countless kids from being attacked. Hes a hero and should be rewarded as such.
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TopicDid any of you like Thor before the movies?
Chicken
08/16/18 6:24:20 PM
#2
Nah he was pretty bland. Same with Iron Man and Cap
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TopicHey you fat nerds if j allard can do it you can too
Chicken
08/16/18 6:21:01 PM
#3
I hope he gets through his cancer battle
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TopicCan a skinny Asian martial artist take down
Chicken
08/16/18 6:15:37 PM
#3
Does he have a gun?
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TopicTFW you want to play TCGs but have social anxiety
Chicken
08/16/18 6:05:06 PM
#7
Just play hearthstone
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TopicMinty is just cold spicy
Chicken
08/16/18 5:22:20 PM
#8
Bluebomber182 posted...
minty is sweet tho

Yeah if you throw a fuckton of sugar in there
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