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TopicSNL isn't funny
Southernfatman
12/17/18 7:41:20 PM
#57
I was watching a bunch of sketches the other day funny enough.

Modern day SNL (well the past 10 years or so) has a very few really funny sketches with mostly mediocre to outright funny ones. I feel a lot of their sketches have plthe potential to be great, but they take it in another way or drag them out way too long.

Keenan Thompson deserves better than this show. He's pretty much the one who's the most funny.
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TopicITT: Covers better than the original.
Southernfatman
12/16/18 6:03:40 PM
#11
Giorgio Moroder- Nights In White Satin



Devo - Satisfaction


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TopicI wish we could have another Reagan as president.
Southernfatman
12/16/18 5:29:15 PM
#15
We do. He's Donald Trump.
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TopicEver notice how there's a Chinese buffet within walking distance of pretty much
Southernfatman
12/16/18 4:17:59 PM
#10
Both Wal Marts in my town and one in a neighboring town does. Huh.
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TopicEVIL Koch son is a more moderate libertarian!!
Southernfatman
12/16/18 1:19:59 PM
#11
monkmith posted...
libertarians call the cops?


No, they call their local Private Security Force sponsored by (insert company here).
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TopicEVIL Koch son is a more moderate libertarian!!
Southernfatman
12/16/18 1:12:28 PM
#4
Sounds to me their trying to fix their image and reputation before pitchforks start coming out.
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TopicMy Lord. People treat me like I'm a horrible person for not wanting kids
Southernfatman
12/16/18 1:01:31 PM
#12
A lot of those types of people are secretly envious of childless freedom.
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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on churches?
Southernfatman
12/16/18 12:03:45 PM
#6
Tax them.
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TopicRed Dead Redemption 2 is so unrewarding.
Southernfatman
12/16/18 11:37:00 AM
#5
As much as I love them, that's most Rockstar games nowadays. I still loved the story and all that though. The only reward you get at the end of their games is money that you don't really need at that point.
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TopicThe local and world news board is fucking amazing
Southernfatman
12/16/18 9:09:37 AM
#15
He has posted like a normal person in the past, so I don't think he's a bot unless it's a damn good one.
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Topicobama is still shilling for obamacare even though he's no longer in politics
Southernfatman
12/16/18 8:38:34 AM
#12
He should be shilling for universal health care.
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TopicA year ago people began realizing The Last Jedi was a terrible film. SPOILERS
Southernfatman
12/16/18 7:50:01 AM
#9
But TLJ subverted expectations and Rogue One let me finally take a Star Wars movie seriously!
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TopicTV characters who are referrenced but never seen onscreen
Southernfatman
12/15/18 9:58:49 PM
#13
Bob Sacamano
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TopicIn The Lord of the Rings, did Sauron
Southernfatman
12/15/18 5:09:03 PM
#8
Tolkien also elaborates and expands on it in his letters. There were apparently 9 different versions of it.
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TopicLook who James got for this year's AVGN Christmas episode
Southernfatman
12/15/18 3:35:59 PM
#6
First RedletterMedia, now the Nerd? He's getting around.
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TopicWorst console/system/handheld of the 90s?
Southernfatman
12/15/18 3:10:44 PM
#5
R Zone

I still wanted one when I was a kid. Glad I never got it.
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TopicRank the Lord of the Rings movies
Southernfatman
12/15/18 3:02:16 PM
#26
Distant_Rainbow posted...


What you said is why I put TTT last.

There's so much unnecessary scenes in it that weren't even the books. I think they should have taken all those scenes out (Aragorn being separated from the group, Elves in Helm's Deep, Frodo in Osgiliath) then had Frodo and Sam get all the way to Cirith Ungol and the movie end with Frodo being captured like the book.

At least if it wouldn't make the movie overly long.
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TopicWould anybody like to talk about Hitman 2?
Southernfatman
12/15/18 11:13:48 AM
#15
I've been playing the old levels more than the new ones. I don't really know why. I still got the last level to go story wise, but I keep going back and playing old missions.
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TopicIt's sad how millennial couples take having a pet together so seriously
Southernfatman
12/15/18 9:04:21 AM
#41
Spam_n_eggs posted...
Dogs are sentient. They can experience pain, fear, suffering, etc. They can also experience pleasure (I dont mean it in a sexual way duh) and happiness.

You dont acquire a living, breathing being who can experience all that and then treat it like a fucking toy.

They are pretty much babies, they are sentient, alive and fully dependent on you.


I'm not against pets. I've had and loved dogs and cats all my life and they are or were like family to me. I just hate that term so much for some reason.
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TopicDaily reminder that White Power Armor paint in Fallout 76 cost as much as W3 DLC
Southernfatman
12/15/18 8:56:51 AM
#19
A_Good_Boy posted...
This is the same company that made people pay for horse armor. Why are people acting shocked when they see this stuff still?


It's not shocking, but still just a bad thing to do to customers. I remember back when the horse armor was derided and made fun of so much. Now many people would defend it.
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Topici don't remember female butts being so big
Southernfatman
12/15/18 8:54:35 AM
#5
A lot of underwear or swimsuits for women back in the 80s/90s had that real high rise in the back so butts looked more long than wide back then. It's really weird when I look back on it.
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TopicThe worst teachers were the ones who punished kids who laughed in class
Southernfatman
12/15/18 8:42:32 AM
#3
The worst ones were the ones who'd punish the whole class for the infractions of one student. They think it will stop bad behavior by turning the class against the bad student, but kids are going to forget about it by the time they leave the classroom so it doesn't work. It's just being a dick.
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TopicThe whole wild party, get wasted, wake up not remembering anything trope.
Southernfatman
12/15/18 8:39:43 AM
#5
When you get to that level you're waking up hungover so no it's not really something people enjoy.
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TopicDaily reminder that White Power Armor paint in Fallout 76 cost as much as W3 DLC
Southernfatman
12/15/18 8:35:42 AM
#3
Sadly, gamers do this to themselves. I don't know why other big companies like Bethesda or Rockstar don't get called out for their microtransaction bullshit like EA did.
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TopicThe opening shots of The Shining are breathtaking
Southernfatman
12/15/18 8:08:08 AM
#36
It's probably the only horror movie I love. I might like a few horror films (mostly old ones), but The Shining is something else.

While I never read the book, I sympathize with those who have and dislike the movie because of changes. I've been there many of times.
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TopicIs there a worse movie than Manos: The Hands of Fate?
Southernfatman
12/15/18 7:03:37 AM
#58
At least Manos has that creepy ass painting and Torgo.

UnholyMudcrab posted...
KFHEWUI posted...
Things (1989)
Bigfoot v.s. D.B. Cooper
The Garbage Pail Kids movie
Lady Terminator
Prototype (1992)
Trog
The Puma Man
Tentacles
Beyond the Door (1974)

Spotted the RLM viewer


He forgot The Jar.
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TopicIt's sad how millennial couples take having a pet together so seriously
Southernfatman
12/15/18 6:52:17 AM
#5
The term "fur baby" legit triggers and disgusts me. I love pets too,but it's a damn dog/cat.

Also, this isn't just a millennial thing. Seen plenty of older folks doing that crap too.
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TopicSaudi Arabia declares war on American Muslim Congresswomen
Southernfatman
12/14/18 8:27:02 PM
#4
Lebronwon posted...
So let's say they kidnap and kill her would the US declare war on Saudi Arabia? Or nothing will happen?


Almost 3,000 deaths didn't do it. Why would one?
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TopicKanye > The Beatles
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:55:51 PM
#5
At being a jackass, yeah. OK, I take that back. Lennon was a bigger jackass.
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TopicDo you like AVGN's new video series?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:51:08 PM
#14
James is started to be a little like Doug with having his friends being in that video store show. I mean, Mike, Bootsy, and Kyle were fine for the most part, but these new guys...It's mostly the fat guy who annoys me. The other two are ok.
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TopicI watch trans porn. Am I gay?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:48:34 PM
#15
Why are people still getting worried about if they're gay or not?
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TopicBetter ass: Brie Larson or Taylor Swift?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:46:50 PM
#25
Hasn't Swift thickened a little bit out lately? Relatively speaking.
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TopicAny of you like Nostalgia Critic?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:44:58 PM
#15
Not that I'm defending Doug or all the BS his cohorts did, but the "change the channel" was the right thing to do, but for the wrong reasons. Many of the same people who participated in that defended or downplayed a lot of the complaints in that document when they happened. That site was like a cult in certain aspects. Criticism of any kind was censored. The content creators were fiercely loyal to the brand and would defend it to the death and mock anyone who brought up legit issues.

It's only now when their views are going down that this happened and this was mostly for attention. If only they exposed him earlier maybe he actually would have suffered in some regard, but they waited too late. Most of his fans now are kids who weren't even around when TGWTG/CA existed in its previous form. They don't know or care any about it and Doug didn't really lose much fans.
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TopicDo you like AVGN's new video series?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:40:01 PM
#9
Hairistotle posted...
yea i watched it the other day. it looks promising. like a better bullshit


This. Good idea, but this episode was kinda eh. I'll still check it out to see how it goes. James is the only person who can make a video about a piece of cardboard in an old movie interesting.
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TopicIf one of your favorite 'bands' got a biopic what album would it be named after?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:29:27 PM
#10
For Black Sabbath, Never Say Die would actually be a pretty good title with all the trials and tribulations that went on, plus Tony Iommi keeping the band alive post Ozzy and Dio. Too bad the album is considered one of their worst. It really isn't though. So I guess just go with their self titled first album.

They really do need to make a BS or Ozzy movie though. Especially an Ozzy one.
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TopicAny of you like Nostalgia Critic?
Southernfatman
12/14/18 7:24:33 PM
#9
Back when yeah. I started to tune out after a couple of years. The memes, cameos, guest "stars", and over done and over long jokes started to where thin pretty quick. The he and many of the other guys on that site got a little too self indulgent. Those anniversary movies were god awful and unfunny.

Funny enough, I saw his Jack and Jill review in my Youtube suggestions last night and said "what the hell" and watched it. It's nowhere near his classic stuff, but it wasn't terrible and unwatchable as his stuff got at one time. While it wasn't that funny overall, there were some funny parts and I thought it was fine. The overused jokes were gone and the skits were very short.
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TopicRank the Lord of the Rings movies
Southernfatman
12/14/18 2:34:58 PM
#4
Fellowship of The Ring (cause it's closest to the book both in what's shown and the spirit of it)
Return of The King
The Two Towers
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TopicJohnson&Johnson knew for decades that asbestos had tainted its baby powder
Southernfatman
12/14/18 11:31:54 AM
#7
Sadly if anything happens they'll only have to pay a small fine that's the equivalent of change found under some couch cushions to them.
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TopicWWE ratings are in free fall mode
Southernfatman
12/13/18 2:17:27 PM
#60
C_Pain posted...
aren't they still making so much money even with this?

Cornette sucks. He thinks kayfabe should exist and funny doesn't draw.


The era of kayfabe is over, but Wrestlers could have kayfabe to some extent. I mean, during a long bloody fued or match it's kinda lame when they tweet or podcast and say how much they love working together or when they apologize when someone gets hurt in a match on Twitter.

Funny wrestling can work too, but it's just that now most go too far with it and it comes off as very silly. Dick flips, thumbs up butts, invisible grenades, hypnotizing,and other stuff like that make wrestling look stupid.
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TopicDo you like Zoidberg?
Southernfatman
12/13/18 2:11:13 PM
#8
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
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TopicWWE ratings are in free fall mode
Southernfatman
12/13/18 10:37:33 AM
#50
KILBOTz posted...
Jim Cornette needs to take over all of professional wrestling.


Agreed. People shit on him and call him an old man who yells at clouds, but he's right 99% of the time.

Even if everyone knows it's fake, if its done right it can work. Wrestling used to be a simulated athletic contest between wrestlers who had over the top personalities that you could take somewhat seriously. Now it's treated as just a show by both the promoters and what fans are left.

WWE is just so corporate and sanitized that it's not enjoyable and too many Indy promotions are just straight up silly. Everyone is too busy trying to take the piss out of wrestling now that nobody besides the people who enjoy that want to watch it. Wrestling is just going to become more and more of a niche product.

It's too much about doing crazy flips or doing silly "comedy" now.
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TopicThe Last Crusade > Raiders >>>> Temple of Doom = Crystal Skull
Southernfatman
12/13/18 10:27:31 AM
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Temple of Doom is the best one. Willie and Short Round never bothered me much and I like the darker tone. I actually find Willie kinda adorable and like how she's a big contrast to Marion. I still love how it starts with a corny song and dance number, but then leads to people dying in horrible ways. "Anything Goes" indeed.

TOD>LC>ROTLA

I never even bothered with Crystal Skull.
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TopicThe President of the United States cheated on his 3rd wife with a porn star
Southernfatman
12/13/18 6:17:30 AM
#9
Republicans and their supporters only care about morals when a Democrat/liberal does something wrong.
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TopicWatching Wrestlemania 17
Southernfatman
12/12/18 6:39:06 AM
#6
At it was all downhill after that.

Making Austin a heel was so damn dumb.
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TopicNo sympathy
Southernfatman
12/11/18 1:32:10 PM
#6
Vyrulisse posted...


Immediately what I thought of when I saw this topic.
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TopicGaving McInnes strikes me a very odd far-right figurehead.
Southernfatman
12/11/18 1:06:23 PM
#41
Were_Wyrm posted...
Dude looks straight outta Portland.


Racist motherfucker named Gavin...
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