Lurker > Firewood18

If you press up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A, nothing happens.
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When I think of "original" movies I think of directors.

Jarmusch
Tarantino
Kubrick

Would be my top three moderns.
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I heard it was a metaphor for the Vietnam war.
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If you have a turbo controller set it to repeatedly play the lottery. Equipment and powerups get really expensive later on.
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Antibiotics
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Lame.

But the real question is if you knew you could swerve to save the dog and hit a random baby instead, would you do it?
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Morning sex tends to be much shorter than night time sex for me.
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That's awful. But don't feel too bad, it sounds like he forgave you.
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"Congress will push me and I'll say no. Read my lips..."
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The first time I ever met my wife I found a piece of pot in her hair.
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Dark colored jackets
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God put us here to make plastic because she couldn't do it by herself.

We're doing an ok job of it so far. Plastic can be seen in even the remote parts of the artic circle right now.
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And then I want the nineteenth century monotonous savagery to break the fourth wall and come in and take over my town.
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I'm gonna go with General Tso's chicken but boneless spare ribs is a really close second.
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You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
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It's shocking the lengths they go to try to shock you.
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I installed a new ceiling fan.
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Spam, is made out of people!!!!
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Where the guy shaves his face off?
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You should have put the word dildo or fetish in the topic title if you were looking for a good laugh.
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When he stood up to that congressional committee that was trying to defund PBS, I applauded even though I was alone watching it.
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A giant marionette controlled by John Malkovich.
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Die Hard
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Ok, let's add something to the scenario. There is a camera recording to an off site device that watches you actively ignore the baby/dog. The recording is released to the media and goes viral.

The baby savers are heroes that are sympathized with and get a free dinner at Applebee's for the loss of their pet.

The dog people's story of not being able to go back into the apartment gets little sympathy and they are labelled baby killers. They are worse than a coward cop that stays away from an active shooter.

. Or we can make a poll to see who would rather either stab a baby head or walk thier dog and see how many baby head stabbers there are.
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The Legend of the Mystical Ninja let you ply Gradius in it.
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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Never know what to say and when I open my mouth it's a jumbled mess.
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Lots of shitty lonely people answering this poll.

I'm betting if they were under siege or trapped they would eat the neighbors baby before thier shitty pet too.
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En garde you post holes.
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Of course people didn't like the ending but I thought it was fitting.
AI survives on a cold planet wondering about the weird warm humans
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I haven't seen Bojack Horseman yet.
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Water dripping steadily onto plastic.
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Progress is slow as funk in some sectors.
It's only been half a decade since smoking was prescribed for constipated pregnant gals.

I'm still smoking to pay our revulsion art debt to France.
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My maternal grandmother smoked 2 packs a day and lived to be 85.

As another wacko poster says, that's where your hereditary death date comes from. And since I only smoke a pack a day, I'm going to live til 120.

On free healthcare. And 6 weeks vacation.
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It's form in sculpture is greatly appreciated.

My father had some history with horses. For awhile growing up he helped take care of horses, for the rest of his life he bet on them.

RDR2 ball shrinkage

I've ridden four horses in my life with mixed success.

Why are we still measuring a combustion engine by horsepower? In a cinch are we going to ride a couple hundred thousand horses to the moon?

Goodnight horse.
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The movie won't teach him anything. He already knows how to taste farts.
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Katamari. For when you just want to roll around.
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Glad you're going to get checked out and I hope things aren't as bad as they seem.
My brother in law ignored his symptoms for over a year and it wasn't until he caused an accident on the thruway when he blacked out that he had himself checked out. Luckily not a single person was hurt in the accident. His career as an orthopedic surgeon is pretty much over though.
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All the time. At least 10 bags a year to Goodwill.
My house is a dumping ground for family and friends that have kids older than mine. So we're always going through clothes and taking bags in.
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Most people that wear bowties are benign eunuchs. Boxing refs, clowns, museum directors and groomsmen.
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6. I've met quite a few. Most of them are pleasant normal people but there were a couple that were plain jerks.
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I was the youngest and only male after 3 sisters, so yeah.
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8. Even my bad concert stories are good ones.
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The 80's had a ton of 90 minute movies, mostly comedies.
The best 2 hour plus movies are historical dramas.
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Who pushed in your poop?
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Straws suck.
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Of course, I own it too. Blast from the Past is favorite too.
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Wow. Much variety.

I expected most would be other people chewing.
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