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TopicCleaned my asshole with a wet wipe today. Don't think I can go back to reg TP
Firewood18
11/03/18 11:56:19 PM
#25
The compression of the timeline for fecal waste innovations is not so good. We've only had commercial toilet paper for about 150 years.

Three seashells
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TopicI'm thinking of buying a hacked snes classic
Firewood18
11/03/18 9:54:28 PM
#11
Some of the sellers have made up a good collection even with sega games. There are sellers willing to costumize too.
They usually go for just over $100

I can't do it myself because my desktop is ancient.
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TopicI'm thinking of buying a hacked snes classic
Firewood18
11/03/18 4:06:25 PM
#1
One of those on eBay that have 200+ games added to them.

I just got some retroactive pay from a raise that took affect back in July and I wanted to get one for the kids and myself.

Has anyone heard of any problems with one of these?
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Topicif your gums don't bleed when you brush your teeth, are you even brushing your
Firewood18
11/03/18 10:31:42 AM
#7
I hate the feeling of brushing my tongue but I do it anyway.
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TopicNES games you've played that people almost never mention anymore
Firewood18
11/03/18 1:26:18 AM
#40
Mark of Kri
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Topicfuck jim butcher.
Firewood18
11/03/18 12:24:33 AM
#11
Zamonia is cool. Maybe you should visit and stop thinking about poking the magical vampire humper.
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TopicShould i read the Discworld novels?
Firewood18
11/03/18 12:19:26 AM
#14
Some of them, sure. Just not alot of them.

Have you read any Walter Moers? Pure 10X awesomeness.
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TopicNES games you've played that people almost never mention anymore
Firewood18
11/02/18 11:48:59 PM
#32
I played the T2 and Friday the 13th games and thought they were dumb. I think I liked Darkman for some reason.

Nobody has mentioned Dodgeball.
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TopicI made grilled cheese and I was all out of butter so I used
Firewood18
11/02/18 7:22:56 PM
#3
It was good. It crisps quite nicely.
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TopicI made grilled cheese and I was all out of butter so I used
Firewood18
11/02/18 7:15:23 PM
#1
Mayonnaise
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TopicDo you feel like you're cursed in gaming? If so, what is your curse?
Firewood18
11/02/18 7:04:45 PM
#10
Skipping some text box that told me what I was supposed to do.
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TopicNES games you've played that people almost never mention anymore
Firewood18
11/02/18 6:53:33 PM
#10
Yo Noid!
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TopicIs English the most beautiful language?
Firewood18
11/02/18 10:16:36 AM
#4
No, not enough rolling of Rs.
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TopicI'm twenty-four, and still live with my parents. Do you think I'm a loser?
Firewood18
11/02/18 1:25:33 AM
#16
You've got til you're 25.
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TopicMin/Max for sexual positions
Firewood18
11/02/18 1:22:58 AM
#3
I created this post while watching Role Models for the first time. It was mentioned in a cleavage post of mine. Thanks
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TopicAre you an NPC?
Firewood18
11/02/18 12:18:55 AM
#5
I was a poster like you..
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TopicMin/Max for sexual positions
Firewood18
11/01/18 11:51:50 PM
#1
How many? - Results (6 votes)
One and done
16.67% (1 vote)
1
This way to start , that way to finish
33.33% (2 votes)
2
This way, that way and another way
16.67% (1 vote)
1
There's this thing but we need a little more room
0% (0 votes)
0
It's like a stick shift
0% (0 votes)
0
Oh, there's a drawer with a few other things
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Might be drunk but we'll finish this
0% (0 votes)
0
There are cameras and wigs
0% (0 votes)
0
There is more than just skeletons in your closet
0% (0 votes)
0
Viagra
16.67% (1 vote)
1
On average. Time limits excluded.
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Topic19 y/o Kid in a DINOSAUR Costume ATTACKED his g/f for not going to a PARTY!!!
Firewood18
11/01/18 5:11:49 PM
#19
Open the door
Get on the floor
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TopicAre you gonna be passing out candy soon?
Firewood18
10/31/18 11:42:24 PM
#24
My kids spent 2 hrs collecting 5 lbs of candy.
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Topicwhy does humanity hurts
Firewood18
10/30/18 4:15:23 PM
#10
Are you Thanos?
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TopicIt's halloween time, so what is your favorite candy bar?
Firewood18
10/30/18 2:34:34 PM
#3
Wachamacallit
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TopicThe Simpsons is removing Apu from the show
Firewood18
10/30/18 2:06:26 PM
#108
Fisher Stevens
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TopicIrish Boston 'Gangster' Whitey Ford (the Departed) found Dead...
Firewood18
10/30/18 1:50:25 PM
#4
I thought you meant Everlast.
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Topicas of today, we kept a baby alive for an entire year, ok?
Firewood18
10/30/18 1:25:20 PM
#5
Any tribulations you've faced over the last year are being wiped from you're memory.

The idea of having another baby is becoming more and more ok, ok?
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TopicThese motivational messages on these cough drop wrappers are really helping me
Firewood18
10/30/18 12:42:26 PM
#1
I'm unstoppable.

I can truly forget about my scratchy throat and the molten ball of phlegm in my chest.
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TopicWhich of these celebrities is the most mentally ill?
Firewood18
10/30/18 11:37:43 AM
#13
Randy Quaid
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TopicThat was a goo haloeeen party
Firewood18
10/28/18 3:20:32 AM
#5
Grease paint and hair gel. Got to soak my head.
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TopicThat was a goo haloeeen party
Firewood18
10/28/18 2:46:09 AM
#3
Yeah purple people eater jello shots
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TopicThat was a goo haloeeen party
Firewood18
10/28/18 2:40:21 AM
#1
A little bit sticky but no pukie.
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TopicI had a weird dream I ran a nightclub called The Wetworks
Firewood18
10/27/18 11:57:52 AM
#7
Did you have to pee really bad when you woke up?
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TopicWhy doesn't a witch wear underwear?
Firewood18
10/26/18 10:14:15 PM
#1
For a better grip on the broom
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TopicWhat's with aging millenials being so mad that Fortnite is popular
Firewood18
10/26/18 9:32:40 PM
#66
My gamer kids (6 and 12) say the annoying people on the bus are the ones that want to talk about Fortnite.
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TopicAre you still friends with some people you went to school with?
Firewood18
10/26/18 3:06:02 PM
#19
gguirao posted...
Yes. Most of my friends are my former classmates from high school.

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TopicMy sister just asked me to bring her a jacket to work because its cold out.
Firewood18
10/26/18 10:53:38 AM
#46
Did she remember her jacket today?
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TopicFavorite cartoon character.
Firewood18
10/26/18 10:51:50 AM
#6
Space Ghost (coast to coast)

I was going to say Samurai Jack but he's too serious most of the time.

Michelangelo is pretty cool too.
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TopicI saw MC Chris live last night
Firewood18
10/26/18 10:41:47 AM
#4
My kids like Pizza Butt. Good thing they can't understand anything but the chorus.

Apparently I just missed him. He was in my area at the beginning of the month.
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TopicI saw MC Chris live last night
Firewood18
10/26/18 10:14:23 AM
#2
Did he do Fett's Vette or The Tussin? I like those songs.
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TopicJob interview Thursday
Firewood18
10/25/18 4:21:22 PM
#13
If I got hired I'd be looking for retroactive pay after going through a process like that.
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TopicJob interview Thursday
Firewood18
10/25/18 3:51:51 PM
#11
Take luck!
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TopicDo you like to get messy with your food?
Firewood18
10/25/18 3:44:17 PM
#3
No. I haven't been in a high chair for 36 years.
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TopicThe etiquette of checking out cleavage
Firewood18
10/25/18 3:18:48 PM
#1
It's like looking at the sun. You don't want to stare at it, it's too risky. Just get a sense of it and look away.

Courtesy of Seinfeld
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TopicRate that thing ~ Day 1805 ~ Aging
Firewood18
10/25/18 2:41:21 PM
#5
Accumulating memories and having accomplishments and trained skills is great but the body slowly falling apart is poop.

4
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Topici accidentally saw my buddy's uncircumcised penis at the gym, ok?
Firewood18
10/25/18 10:57:52 AM
#22
Did you "accidentally" show him yours so he could judge you on his forum site of preference?
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TopicPS1 because of the Final fantasy era!
Firewood18
10/25/18 10:43:23 AM
#9
PS2 because of the hundreds of great games that still hold up pretty well. And alot of them are RPGs.
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TopicMy sister just asked me to bring her a jacket to work because its cold out.
Firewood18
10/25/18 10:37:55 AM
#2
Is she wearing shorts too?

Just be nice and bring your sib her jacket. Get good karma.
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Topicthere's a plastic disc attached to my arm that has a tube going into my arm
Firewood18
10/25/18 10:34:01 AM
#4
I remember reading something about research being done where a Fitbit will be able to measure glucose levels.
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TopicI'll sleep when I'm dead
Firewood18
10/25/18 10:30:41 AM
#8
pedro45 posted...
Is that a quote?

Actually it's one of my favorite Zevon songs.
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