Lurker > 008Zulu

Is cool, those drinks still have about 3 months on the expiry date. Are you concerned you may not drink them all in time?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I have to say McCarthy. Her idea of humour is falling down for no reason.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

A mile is 7.99998 furlongs. What are they teaching you in school these days?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Tsukasa1891 posted...

So a perfect girl that you will almost never see and when you do, you can never go out anywhere do to rabid fans that don't know how to fuck off and because of her contract that states she can't date, in order to give her loser fans the illusion that if they psycho fan enough she will one day date them.

I wonder if they will realise the irony once they are dating their idol, only to be sequestered away so the idol still maintains the appearance of "attainability".
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I suppose Yes, but it depends on how you define "interested". Me in the sense that I enjoy watching Trump make a complete arse out of himself, and the American political system.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I am planning a series of intricate burglaries, that when vied from an aerial map, will spell out "I am right behind you". The cops will turn around to see nothing there. That, or do something in World of Warcraft. Depends whichever takes less effort.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

vocedelmorte posted...

I agree, if you try too hard or showing too much affection, then the other person doesn't really appreciate you

Most people don't appreciate clinginess, or obsessive behaviour.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Just agree to give Putin's Cockholster his own military parade. That will massage his ego sufficiently.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The publishers wanted the titles out by specific dates to meet sales demands.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Isn't it just mayonnaise with chunks of pickle in it?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Shit like this happens when you demonize Unions.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

A phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Water has zero calories. Food additives do. If that Powerade has anything in it besides water, it has calories.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Petulant man-child is petulant. Trump would reduce the world to ashes if he could lord over the ruin of it all.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Trelve posted...

The sequels make the Empire look like a preferred option. The New Republic willingly gave up their military and let the First Order grow and then destroy a bunch of planets? Total incompetence that defies logic.

The storywriters for the new movies were found complaining about all the noise at the Starbucks down the street.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Knights of the Old Republic.
Vampire the Masquerade.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Sing.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Rika_Furude posted...

being gay isnt a problem

It is when you are from a bigoted Middle Eastern country.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Start memeing Rob Schneider. Having a similar name will help ease the transition for the meme'ers.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

monkmith posted...

spice girls.

They were a vocal group, not a band. Band implies they know how to play instruments.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Foppe posted...

I never noticed the FBI van spying on me, thereby FBI was never spying on me.

You didn't think it odd a flower delivery truck that was parked outside your house for an entire week, was a bit odd?

Trump has been bought by Apple.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I thought you meant the movie. That would have been so meta.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Squall28 posted...

Um why is Melania fourth?

Trump is a piece of shit, but at least he did something.

Dodging the Draft by getting a fake bone spurs diagnosis isn't something anyone should be admired for.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I knew the best way in to a girl's pants is through her father, but dayum!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Some women, such as those in the military, prefer to be called 'sir'.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

monkmith posted...

your censorship laws are wack as fuck though.

Depends on the medium. Games are more heavily restricted than movies or t.v.

darkjedilink posted...

Too bad you don't have freedom of speech.

We kind of do. We are a signatory to the U.N Charter, which guarantees freedom of speech.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

WhinyZach posted...

You can think something is beautiful and not be attracted to/want to have sex with it.

There are some who can appreciate beauty for what it is, but the less human often only take interest (in this case, a 6 year old girl) in someone if they want to have sex. And how many of those, voted in the poll.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Assuming it's alright to think a 6 year old is the most beautiful in the world? How many pedo-bots spammed that poll I wonder.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I have a Nikon D80. Quality camera. Takes better images than my mobile phone.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

ManBeast462 posted...

I have Comcast for internet, thank god lol

I have Googled the entire Interwebs, and that is the first time anyone has ever thanked God for Comcast.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I'd wager that 99% of Trump's claims are baseless.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Australia has pretty solid consumer rights. We look at America, and laugh/cry in bewilderment.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

No. The sun will expand several million kilometers, and the planet will be incinerated. You have about 5 billion years to invent a SPF 50 billion sunscreen.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It's a more intellectual kind of humour, plus, they are allowed to say actual swear words.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

OmegaShinkai posted...

Darmik posted...

Has he said anything stupid yet?

"We're no longer the suckers, folks," he told American service personnel. "We're respected again as a nation."

Was that before, or after, the United Nations laughed at him?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Motorolla 2950.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Who'd eat cat anyway? It's all string and bones.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Darmik posted...

Has he said anything stupid yet?

It's Trump.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

theAteam posted...

I can't imagine Trump is very good at golf.

He holds the Mar-a-lago course record for scoring 18 consecutive hole in one's.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Main girl is also Kristen Bell... like... do ppl not know who she is or something bc ppl typically rant and rave about her

First saw her in Heroes. She was pretty hot then. Now, she has aged hotly.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

frozenshock posted...

I played a bit, but I lost interest when I heard that the game ends with a lot of story cliffhangers and that if there ever will be a sequel it's not gonna be out until 4 or 5 years

No, never. The Mass Effect franchise was "put on ice" so Bioware can focus all of their efforts on Mass Effect: Destiny, sorry, Anthem.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I know when a person is lying. I haven't figured out how to make money off it yet.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

EpicKingdom_ posted...

That does not look regulation to me. Soldier, front and center, and suck in that chest!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

hockeybub89 posted...

"I'm proud to shut down the government

.... because the minority party made me do it!"

It would be nice if the Democrats had that kind of power over Trump. Unfortunately for the Dems, Putin won't duplicate the Pee Pee Tape.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

So what exactly is the metric they use for these "fights"? Most times, none have clearly defined or calculable measurements. These kinds of things boil down to creator bias.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.