Lurker > 008Zulu

Donald Jr.: Dad? Dad, do you love me now, dad? Dad?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Yeah, the character is an android. Normal physical constraints do not apply.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Thor wins easy, Mjolnir is magical.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I too liked S1 of Iron Fist. Though from a technical standpoint, the show could have trimmed at least 4 eps worth of content, and nothing of value would have been lost.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

BlockAddition posted...

The earth is moving upwards, that's why objects seem to fall to the ground when in reality it's the ground catching up to the object

I'm in Australia, how come the Earth hasn't left me behind yet?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Winning an argument is no longer about who is smarter, it's about who can scream 'You're a Nazi!' the loudest.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

DuranOfForcena posted...

the cold open where Holt guesses correctly that Amy was late because she was delayed in line at the bank, to a boisterous "HOT DAMN!" leading into the intro

lol one of the top 5 moments of the show for me

Another being where Holt explained his wrist injury to Jake, that was really from hula-hooping.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Trump won't, he's a coward.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Why would they? In Nintendo's mind, if you want an old game just buy the mini console for it.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I always knew they are bitter, racist old homophobes. But now, I know they are truly spineless cowards who refuse to act against their own party despite a few of them publicly stating that things are very bad for them.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

As awesome as it would be to see Trumped dragged kicking and screaming, Mueller himself said that it is unlikely to happen.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Irony posted...

Keto is a meme diet that no one actually does

I had to Google it, I'm old. It is a low carb high fat(!!!) diet that is somehow meant to help you loose weight fast.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

- Most mobile phones have more powerful hardware.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

If that's true, Trump is going to find out what starvation is like very quickly.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Widow makers.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

TheRealDill2000 posted...

This guy needs to be barred from TV.

Roy Moore has the same rights as anyone else, no matter how many kiddies they fiddled with apparently.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

bover_87 posted...

Slurpers: "but the Supreme Leader said it was true so it must be true!"

It's a paradox for them, since he ordered them not to believe everything they see or hear.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I would overthrow the tyrannical presence that is the President, of my Home Owners Association.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

andromedadude3 posted...

How could there be light on the first day if God didn't create the sun until the fourth day?

God invented night vision goggles, obviously.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Esrac posted...

Power Girl is better in every way.

I found it odd that, despite being the same person but from different dimensions, that Power Girl has larger boobs.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Australia has very tough laws regarding hitting someone in the head, 15 years in prison with no parole. Worse if the person dies from being hit.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

What really bums me, is that Warner Bros. stopped making superhero movies after 'Man of Steel'. I really wanted to see Superman team up with the rest of the DC heroes to save the world.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Yeah, but Trump (allegedly) had to cheat in order to win.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

cjsdowg posted...

creativerealms posted...

008Zulu posted...

Tuvok: Captain, we are low on photon torpedoes!
Janeway: Fire Neelix at them.
Tuvok: Yes Captain... Neelix, away!
Chakotay: Captain, I am detecting a 300% increase in crew morale!

Picard: Fire at will.
*Worf pulls his phaser and fires at Riker.*
Picard: I meant the enemy ship.

Worf pulls his phaser on Wesley

Picard: Ship-p! With a "P"!
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Does he not realise the more he Tweets, the guiltier he looks?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Decide what the car is for, long drives vs getting from home to work and back. Fuel economy is also something you want to look at. And if you are looking for a cheap car, don't be afraid to check out police auctions.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Tuvok: Captain, we are low on photon torpedoes!
Janeway: Fire Neelix at them.
Tuvok: Yes Captain... Neelix, away!
Chakotay: Captain, I am detecting a 300% increase in crew morale!
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I give them a belt with $10,000, and tell them they get to keep it if they make it to the docks alive.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

You want fries with this ass kickin!?!
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Zikten posted...

look I just want "face it tiger you hit the jackpot"

and we can't do that if it's Zendaya cause she wouldn't say that

How would the world react to an Alpha Female? Clutching their pearls, while fainting would be my guess. I think she should say it.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Darmik posted...

Yes but to be fair it was released 4 years later.

Witcher 3 made Fallout 4 look dated when it came out.

That has more to do with Bethesda using an outdatted engine for their games.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Sucks to be that racist snake oil salesman.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

So, Donald "The Traitor" Trump slides further down the shit-hole. Come now America, do you really want to be pulled down with him?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Probably because girls are better at socialising than most men.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

To quote Obi-Wan Kenobi;

You have taken your first step into a larger world.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Those staffers that allowed the t.v to show anything other than his beloved "real news", have all been sentenced to hard labor in the nation's cheeseburger mines.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

CloneTheHero posted...

bannon or miller made him say that (they wrote his speeches) and theyre well known alt right sympathizer morons. i highly doubt those were trumps words!

Considering how often Trump goes off topic, or says what he wants, the idea of someone (other than Putin of course) forcing him to say anything he doesn't want to, holds less water than a leaky sieve.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

If your girl is texting while your having sex with her, you are bad in bed.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

When Republicans grow a spine.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

And if a country doesn't have enough money, just print more money!
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

HylianFox posted...

Just wait until he gets to the nuclear launch codes.

During a tour of the White House, I saw Trump ask to see the Nuclear Football. After his aides exchanged nervous looks, someone gave him the little foam football they were throwing around. Trump looked at it, and said (I kid you not) "It's hard to believe that something so dangerous, could be so small."
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

boxington posted...

hmm, maybe that's why they boil it before drinking in movies

That just turns all the toxic elements in to gas, which you then breath in.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

That's a pretty tall order Mr President, I'm going to need a few days. There's a guy on the corner that sells weed if you need a high right now.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

boxington posted...

isn't it supposed to be sterilized?

idk, but I don't think it'll be bad for you if you do it once.

No, it's not. Urine caries in it all the toxins and poisons your body is unable to process.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Zikten posted...

people think that's what Putin has on him but I think it is much bigger than that

I think Trump murdered the prostitutes.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Birds of a feather flock together.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

God loves those who love themselves. I loved myself twice today.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.