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TopicSpyro Reignited Trilogy delayed to November 13
Banjo2553
08/18/18 10:51:42 AM
#23
Oof.

Well, at least there's still Shadow of the Tomb Raider, Spider-Man, and Xenoblade Torna for September.

Sunhawk posted...
Was Spyro any good? How did it compare to the Mario and Crash Bandicoot games, etc. of the era? I barely got a chance to play it all. Seemed kinda stupid. At one point, Spyro was going about on a skateboard, for some reason, which isn't exactly the kind of exciting vehicle one might expect to see in a platform game.

It got rave reviews for being a 3D platformer that stood up to the likes of Mario (freely explorable 3D platformer), so it was pretty big at the time. I went back to one of them recently and still had some fun with it.
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TopicI don't understand this about Nintendo
Banjo2553
08/18/18 2:04:03 AM
#13
That's a lot more work than you think it'll be.

Though I would like a universal eShop where anything you purchase can be played on any future hardware Nintendo makes. Not sure how that would work though considering each new console seems to have different infrastructures.
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Topic"King K. Rool isn't popular/relevant enough to be in Smash."
Banjo2553
08/17/18 8:56:05 PM
#4
Phantom_Nook posted...
He was literally one of the top requests since the Brawl days, especially after Diddy got in.

Exactly.

DK, Diddy, and K. Rool seems like absolute perfect playable representation in Smash for the series. Some people wanted Dixie as a clone of Diddy over someone potentially unique like K. Rool, simply because she appeared in Tropical Freeze. What?
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Topic"King K. Rool isn't popular/relevant enough to be in Smash."
Banjo2553
08/17/18 8:48:42 PM
#1
To this day I'm still baffled by this. He's DK's Bowser! Just because he hasn't shown up in Retro's games doesn't mean he isn't relevant or popular anymore. Retro just wanted to try something new and didn't want to be seen as copying Rare.

At least they've been proven wrong though.
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TopicMetroid (NES) is a terrible game
Banjo2553
08/17/18 7:42:59 PM
#83
CapnMuffin posted...
Heres another example. Mega Man X. A very beloved game. Yet when you die on the last boss? Lol fuck you. Jump around and kill caterpillars for an hour.

I'll be fair with Mega Man X, energy drops were at least fairly common in the game (especially with the caterpillars, the drop rates must've been specifically assigned differently to each enemy type) so, assuming you had the arm cannon piece that let you charge your sub-weapons, using the charged Rolling Shield on the caterpillars let you fill up rather quickly.

Still annoying though.
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TopicIf you buy annual games, you are a casual
Banjo2553
08/17/18 4:18:33 PM
#16
Does Assassin's Creed count if I don't immediately buy them?
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TopicGod of War for PS4 for $35. Yay or nay?
Banjo2553
08/17/18 4:14:54 PM
#14
IIRC the only "DLC" they're going to release is a free patch that includes New Game+ mode. That's it. But for that price it's a steal!
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TopicMetroid (NES) is a terrible game
Banjo2553
08/17/18 4:10:26 PM
#73
I can't disagree. Metroid on NES hasn't aged well at all after Metroid 2 and then Super Metroid made drastic improvements to the gameplay.

I especially hated that if you died, you would respawn with only 30 health. So you'd have to grind enemies for health until you got to a reasonable level.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she insists that you brush her teeth like this
Banjo2553
08/16/18 3:54:48 AM
#4
I figured it was exactly that clip.
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TopicLooking for a game like Dead Cells for 3ds.
Banjo2553
08/16/18 3:52:29 AM
#16
TopicOnce popular cosplayer Momokun becomes a camgirl.
Banjo2553
08/15/18 3:40:42 PM
#24
Spidey5 posted...
Where's that video of a fat cam girl that starts dancing, trips magnificently, then falls flat on her face and lets a giant fart?

Okay I legit want to see this.
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TopicSpiderman open world trailer
Banjo2553
08/15/18 3:23:13 PM
#3
I can't wait for this game. September's gonna be great with this, Spyro Reignited, and Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
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TopicAs of right now, Fire Emblem has MORE characters in Smash compared to Zelda.
Banjo2553
08/14/18 6:17:12 PM
#22
Gheb posted...
I don't necessarily mind the quantity of character, so much as the lack of variety. If you want to have more FE reps diversify it. Give me Hector. Give me Ephraim.

Same. We have like four FE characters that play similarly. We need more varied reps for classes. We have mages with Robin, and a dragon/lance unit with Corrin. How about an archer, or axe user?
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TopicAs of right now, Fire Emblem has MORE characters in Smash compared to Zelda.
Banjo2553
08/14/18 6:11:12 PM
#14
At the moment.

I have a feeling we'll be getting a new Zelda character revealed soon.

ArchiePeck posted...
Zelda... doesn't have a huge amount of iconic recurring characters.

...Neither does Fire Emblem. The characters in Smash all show up in 1 or 2 games in the series tops.
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TopicHoly fuck Jesus freaks are scary.They're indoctrinated like ppl in Mass Effect
Banjo2553
08/14/18 5:45:19 PM
#9
Ah, so your evidence is the fakes who pretend to be Jesus freaks while exposing massive cleavage.
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TopicGames you couldn't figure out as a kid
Banjo2553
08/14/18 5:39:51 PM
#112
Lunar_Savage posted...
Caution999 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Sonic 3 carnival zone. I was never able to get past it.


Instruction Manual literally tells you the barrels are controlled by up and down on the d-pad when standing on them.

This is why I still stand by the old motto:

"Read the fucking manual"


It's almost like game rental places never had the manual. Not to mention, 99% of the time, you never needed to read the damn manual (unless it was a cool one like Zelda).

If out of the blue, your game suddenly requires a mechanic that is mentioned in the game manual after going through several levels where you didn't need it - that's just bad game design. Sega fucked up. Deal with it.


Not really.

Also what the fuck did you rent games that didn't include a manual?

Who knows. Maybe I grew up in a bubble.

Also, back in the day...you did need to read the manual.

My first exposure to Sonic 3 was the PC Sonic 3 Collection. Fairly sure the manual on that didn't tell you anything about the barrels.
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TopicThe worst part of Fortnite was the YouTube content it spawned
Banjo2553
08/14/18 5:28:30 PM
#17
Axiom posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Clickbait shit like "one piece of clothing removed for every kill" took an already low-effort platform and made it worse

To be fair let's plays already existed and were terrible from the beginning. Also if this has caused stripping let's plays then I'd say Fortnite made it better

Seriously though is this a real thing or were you just exaggerating >_>

From the beginning? Even the screenshot-based ones from SA?
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TopicAre you guys ready for the best Spider-Man game in a few weeks?
Banjo2553
08/14/18 5:21:53 PM
#12
X-Pac_Heat posted...
*2nd best

It will never dethrone Spider-Man 2, but yeah it's gonna shit all over every other game except Neversoft Spider-Man, which it will simply just be *slightly* better than.

I liked Spider-Man 2 as much as the next guy but maybe we shouldn't put it at such a high pedestal that absolutely nothing can top it.
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TopicQuickly discovering 3 hours of sleep is not enough over multiple days
Banjo2553
08/14/18 3:13:16 AM
#51
It's how I feel sometimes, but it's because of work. Fucking...when I get home from work it takes me a while to wind down and actually get sleepy, and then I have to wake up at like 8. So most of the time I only get 5 hours of sleep every day?

I'm used to sleeping longer than that, it catches up until my weekend comes up and then I just crash. Means I hardly have time to do anything now. :/
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TopicI know this might be a stupid question, but...
Banjo2553
08/14/18 2:20:04 AM
#1
...how is the Slenderman movie?
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TopicWhat do you think of the Switch's library so far?
Banjo2553
08/13/18 3:42:03 PM
#3
I think it's pretty good.

It's about to be even better when Smash comes out.
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TopicDoom Eternal's demon joke sparks controversy on Twitter
Banjo2553
08/13/18 3:33:28 PM
#33
I just took those as harmless jokes. If they were intended as social commentary (which I severely doubt)...who the fuck should care? I didn't have a problem with Wolfenstein 2 either.
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TopicThe shrines are the worst part of breath of the wild
Banjo2553
08/13/18 1:57:42 AM
#26
SpinKirby posted...
Rain is the worst part of the game.

It wouldn't be so bad if you could craft a shelter using Korok Leaves and Wood Bundles or something so you can make a fire to wait it out, because usually when you're out and about you're not gonna find something to hide under when it rains.

Hell, for a game that focused a lot on survival there was a surprising lack of crafting, I noticed.
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TopicThe shrines are the worst part of breath of the wild
Banjo2553
08/12/18 3:41:56 PM
#19
Also I'd like for them to drop BotW's weapon durability concept for the next game and make it more like something similar to Dark Souls. Unique weapons that can lose sharpness but never break, can be upgraded using materials found by exploring.
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TopicThe shrines are the worst part of breath of the wild
Banjo2553
08/12/18 3:39:54 PM
#17
But yeah, even though I find the game really enjoyable (I still play it a bit to this day without starting over) it needs more to make it truly the best game ever made. They've got the overworld and free exploration down near perfectly as far as I'm concerned, they just need a better story and better dungeons. Better sidequests too but that's a whole other thing. Thankfully the way BotW did its dungeons means it can only be done in BotW with how they were tied to the story (Divine Beasts) so what I was thinking was another way they could revamp the dungeon idea, such as putting them all in an underworld and making it a Metroidvania style. Can start anywhere you want thanks to the free overworld, more of the underworld opens up as you get more dungeon items, a new major story event in the overworld opens up after each underworld boss is defeated, the end goal is the center of the underworld which requires all dungeon items to reach.
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TopicThe shrines are the worst part of breath of the wild
Banjo2553
08/12/18 3:30:23 PM
#13
PoopPotato posted...
Game is fun, but not perfect. After doing about 45 shrines, I don't really care about finding anymore. Wish the korok seed dude would stay in one place so you could cash in when you want to rather than having to guess where he is.

At least for me he was in three places before he stayed in Korok Forest. That path to Kakariko Village, east side of Central Hyrule near a Stable, and then the Forest. I talked to him each time.
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TopicThe shrines are the worst part of breath of the wild
Banjo2553
08/12/18 1:10:03 PM
#7
The best shrines were the ones that felt like segments of actual dungeons.

...Of which there were maybe 3.
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Topicwhen girls give you a blowjob they could bite off your dick
Banjo2553
08/12/18 1:08:47 PM
#23
Tupacrulez posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street


Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...
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TopicHoly balls DOOM Eternal looks amazing.
Banjo2553
08/12/18 1:48:34 AM
#67
P4wn4g3 posted...
Is DOOM a good FPS these days? They ruined Quake and I find it hard to believe they aren't fucking up doom.

I had loads of fun with it. It's just pure fast-paced carnage.

Doom 3 is what fucked up the series, but the 2016 game brought it back in the limelight as far as I'm concerned.
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TopicMaaaaaan, FUCK Toryama for LITERALLY forgetting about Launch in DBZ >_>
Banjo2553
08/11/18 12:34:35 PM
#12
Topicwhen girls give you a blowjob they could bite off your dick
Banjo2553
08/11/18 12:24:46 PM
#15
16-BITTER posted...
Why i only date toothless women.

Mmm, gumjobs.
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TopicHoly balls DOOM Eternal looks amazing.
Banjo2553
08/11/18 3:04:03 AM
#32
fan357 posted...
There's no release date. It won't come out until after RaGe 2.

Huh, I wonder why the website I found the release date lied about it then.
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TopicWhy would she choose not to wear a bra?
Banjo2553
08/11/18 2:59:34 AM
#8
Mobile here, I can't see the nekkid ladies.
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TopicHoly balls DOOM Eternal looks amazing.
Banjo2553
08/11/18 2:58:00 AM
#29
J03can posted...
Did they give a window for release?

December 28th, I read.

Either way the game looks amazing. Some further information...
- No Snapmap this time. They want to focus on single-player DLC in the future.
- Other players can invade your campaign if you want, similar to Dying Light.
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Topicnintendo is going overboard with smash
Banjo2553
08/09/18 3:12:59 PM
#22
AlisLandale posted...
The current formula has gotten to DBZ Budokai levels, where they used all the legitimate characters and all left to add are "Farmer with Shotgun or "Vegeta With Saiyan Armor No Tail and Shattered Scouter But Imagine if He Could Have Used Kaio Ken"

There's still plenty of significant characters they could take from. The moment they put in Bandana Dee or Waluigi though is when I'll say they're scraping the bottom of the barrel though.
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Topicnintendo is going overboard with smash
Banjo2553
08/09/18 11:38:05 AM
#17
Steve Nick posted...
You wouldn't believe how many characters can fit in this bad boy.

Lmao, I wanna make a meme out of that.

But yeah...I imagine they're going all out with this one because Sakurai did say it was either this or a reboot/reimagining of the series with around half the roster cut.
Honestly wouldn't mind if they continue development with DLC and just go crazy with it. Always willing to spend extra for some new characters and stages. Especially since with this game they can only make newcomers.
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TopicOver 900 music tracks. Still only two Final Fantasy tracks.
Banjo2553
08/09/18 11:36:30 AM
#2
Some people are hoping there's unlockable tracks and you only start with the two from Smash Wii U.

But I'm not holding out hope. Must be a real bitch to get licensing rights for the FF music.
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TopicHow often do you even play video games anymore?
Banjo2553
08/08/18 2:29:59 AM
#20
At least a couple hours every day.

Drastically cut down from like, 4-6 because of tighter work schedule though.
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TopicHow am I supposed to complete with limitless chad dick?
Banjo2553
08/08/18 12:44:27 AM
#4
Hang on, I'm gonna complete...
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TopicIf they wanted me to leave this site, they'd get rid of Green on Black
Banjo2553
08/07/18 12:41:28 PM
#11
Green on Black?

...Oh.
...I'm too attached to Cloudy Blue. It's the closest to classic GameFAQs colors to me. >_>
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TopicDoes Skyloft still exist in the rest of the Zelda timeline? *SS spoilers?*
Banjo2553
08/07/18 2:16:03 AM
#6
City in the Sky in TP might've become it, Minish Cap also has a temple in the sky.
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TopicDetroit: Become Human would be so much better without the Kara segments
Banjo2553
08/06/18 6:47:05 PM
#17
I tend to agree. The only good thing left after the twist was her pretty face.
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TopicStage banning really is pretty stupid for Smash tournaments
Banjo2553
08/06/18 2:27:14 PM
#92
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
(they kinda do in competitive mode but I haven't played smash on my 3ds in a while and I know they don't use what the community does)

There's multiple rulesets which mirror what the community does.

1v1 For Glory has no items, uses FD mode on all stages.
2v2 For Glory is a team battle, no items, uses FD mode on stages. Only difference is they don't have friendly fire on.

Also we're talking about public tourney rules when we say "community." ANY public tourney has rulesets to follow no matter what kind of game it is, it's the nature of the beast. Don't follow the rules, you get kicked out.
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TopicStage banning really is pretty stupid for Smash tournaments
Banjo2553
08/06/18 1:54:35 PM
#82
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
"Wahh I don't like the game as built and want to put my artificial expectations and definition of balance into it."

God damn I fucking hate gamers.

Unless they're forcing you to play their way I don't understand the need to be upset, lol.

Also Sakurai himself said Smash was built to be played in any way you want as there's no "right way to play."
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TopicStage banning really is pretty stupid for Smash tournaments
Banjo2553
08/06/18 1:51:22 PM
#80
darkjedilink posted...
If they didn't detract from skill, they wouldn't be banned.

It's not about skill, it's about a randomness factor. With items on, at any point the game could decide to spawn a bomb on top of you as you're attacking (happened to me too often to count, but I wasn't pissed because it wasn't a competitive setting), or give you an item that gives you a major advantage like a Starman or Gust Bellows.

It's not that pro players can't use items or get around hazards, it's that they want to make things as fair as possible. I guarantee if you faced a top Smash player with items that you both agreed on using, you'd get absolutely wrecked.
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