Lurker > bknight

You should read this manifesto by this guy who unfortunately is no longer with us, he makes some solid points, many of which you touched upon.

Don't you hate it when you're room is all messy and there's trash everywhere and clothes on the ground but you know where most everything is and then after like a month your mom decides to clean your room and change your bed sheet and wash your dirty laundry and then you don't know where anything is? I hate that so much, JUST STAY OUT OF MY ROOM MOM, GOD!

I need my cargo pants to carry my Switch and 3DS. Also my EDC multi-tool, my phone, my keys, my wallet, my EDC flashlight, my EDC pocket knife (when I need to fast deploy, the multi-tool takes too long), my emergency glass breaker (in case my car plunges into a lake and I have to break the window), my portable batteries and my notebook (paper notebook, to write things I think about that I don't want to forget). I keep one pen in my shirt pocket (uni-ball 207 with micro tip) and a couple of back ups in my pockets.

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When you hear Biebers' new song on the radio and like it and then learn it's from Bieber and change your mind about liking it.

I'm with you, no fap day tomorrow.

Popeye with spinach.

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Build the God damn wall.

Innocent people should be allowed to flee to where it's safe. There needs to be a way to destroy cartels

Easiest way would be to make all drugs legal in the USA, would destroy cartels almost overnight.

Then we start eating humans, the other other white meat, unless you're not white.

Just checked, no new release for a new Captain Commando yet, so not back.

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Kaiganeer posted...

make her scrambled eggs in the morning and force her to eat all of it

deed while she throws it all up

Watch as her dog licks up your seed on the floor.

What every normal person does, get my phone out and film him.

Macy gets to have a parade every year, and they don't even defend liberty or freedom, so unfair.

I'll wait for the Korean remake.

XplodnPnguins92 posted...

only if they don't have a job (burger flipping does not count).

Does making tacos or frying chicken count?

Can you be a Chad if you're only 5'5?

Do you see him leaving and entering, or do you just hear his door opening and closing? Maybe he's running a brothel out of his apartment, the most tell tell sign is a guys walking in and leaving in about 30 minutes or an hour with wet hair, guys tend to shower after doing the deed so the missus at home can't smell the sex on them.

What next, play as a giant piece of tofu with only a knife as a weapon?

Meh, off the top of my head I think we have Apple (which keeps most of it's cash outside the US), Intel, AMD and that's it?

We would end up like France or England, places where thugs rule and cops are afraid to go out and no one has freedom or liberty. If everyone had guns, we could be like Iraq or Afghanistan, sure you'll be shot at for going outside, but there won't be no stupid liberals asking for everyone's guns.

If no one wore clothes, we would had evolved into having furs instead of these stupid hairs.

One of us is the oldest virgin.

NRA meets, bring a big gun

Is it weird that if either of my parents die today, it would be meh for me, also I would get their house and life insurance.

The one about propane was the best.

Red leader here

I say sup nigg, but im black

Yea, it was bold of Nolan keeping that top going so that the audience knew he was still stuck in a dream.

Because when females go to the bathroom, they like to pop thrle girls out for fresh air, or so I heard. Also they don't poop, so some trans pooping would ruin the atmosphere.

Yea, back before we had internet, it was common to let other guys jerk you off, too young to know it was gay and no internet to teach us things.

Final Fanasy: Death by Snu Snu

Got to make an example of the first one so that the others do not follow, only tower guards have guns with them at all times. In a riot, the inmates greatly outnumer the guards.

About the same chances of an alligator coming up the toilet while pooping.

As apocalypse approaches, the value of money will become meaningless as it will now be a kill or be killed chaos until the Earth gets hot enough to kill everyone, so yea I'll take the money.

Sure, use billion to do hard core drugs and stimulate my dopamine glands until I die feeling only pleasure, but no orgasm, leave billions to family since I won't have kids.

And we post on online forums, giving up our deepest, darkest thoughts that the FBI can pore over after they take our hard drives which we all have set up to auto fill our passwords.

You don't need much lube for anal sex, but you're more susceptible to UTI because you get shit in your foreskin.

Yea, and I made his dad watch, and then I did his sister too, now my kids are going to be both his uncle and nephew.

Tell her he/she could be the person that cures cancer.

This is what I would do if I ever hacked a porn actress account, for the LOLs, wonder who hacked it.

Beat Saber, while he's playing in VR, I stab him in the balls.

Why can't ICE deport these people instead of the father of 5 working two jobs who got caught jaywalking 20 years ago.

Needs more ketchup, and maybe an extra 15 min on the grill.

You crippled a little kid because he saw you bone your sister? Instead of crippling him, you should kidnap him when he's about 30, lock him up in some motel for years and years and then set up a devilish plan to make him go crazy and have sex with his daughter.

Why though, I already get free rent from my parents, that's what they're there for. Main up side to living alone is that you can bring chicks back to bang, you can't do that with a haunted house. You can't do that with your parent's house, but at least it's not haunted.

A well tailored suit.

They cut the boobs and penis count way, way, way down in season 2, sad.