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She never broke parallel on any of those squats, it works less stabilizing muscles and actually puts her more stress on her knees than if she actually broke parallel, what a noob.

You didn't plan for possible cavity search by TSA, should be at the airport or on the road already if your flight leaves in 2 hours.

He watches from the closet and keeps his mouth shut while touching himself or the BBC will freak out and beat him up if he finds out a white guy is watching him plow this hot MILF.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

Slept for about 3 hours. Felt wonderful after having only slept 2 the night before. Well, and being knocked out for a couple too.

Feeling good. I got up and walked around without assistance. I proved I could pee. Yay

Meh, catheters are the best, pee whenever and no drip stain.

If you use ramen instead with ketchup it saves much more.

Could be gout, but the first attack is usually in the big toe.

Obviously, they know that R rated super-hero films are always going to flop, they don't want to be the next Blade:Trinity, the last try by a studio to put a R rating on a super hero movie.

DarthAragorn posted...

bknight posted...

You'll love bing, all the cool kids use it.

I use it all the time.

For porn.

Ha, me too, you don't realize how much Google censors midget porn until you've bing video search it.

The only answer is The Rock, obviously.

You'll love bing, all the cool kids use it.

So I was just browsing through Hulu the other day and saw that Sixteen Candles was there. I needed something in the background while playing MHW and decided to just watch it, imagine to my surprise when boobs came up, not just a flash in the background but full on full frame in the shower close ups leading to a full body view later. This shocked me so I went to google and learned that, yup, sixteen candles was rated PG, mind blown.

It got revived by the Fox guy, just like saying stuff and then saying, sad, got popularized by Trump. I miss YOLO and 2013.

Gas leak is always the excuse they use to cover up their track.

If there is no fried chicken feet and the head of the chicken isn't offered be consumed it's not real Chinese food, C.

I wished I grew up in the hood, I would have street creds and be the next Macklemore.

She should had taken a dump on the court, that would had blown the liberals mind and many metaphorical meanings would had been created on why this now represent both the #metoo movement and the BLM movement and the nursing mother's right movement and the fact that Asian/Black combo is devastating in sports.

3 kids and many BBC, will she even notice I'm there?

When my grandma died and my dad was crying on my shoulder.

I'm trying to figure out how an 11 y.o has such a big chest, must be camera magic and push up bras.

SauI_Goodman posted...

bknight posted...

I go to Tijuana once in a while for the legal prostitution and for the most part feel safe. Just hang out on the 1-2 streets with all the big brothel/bars and they tell me I should be OK. Ton of cops always driving around in their pickups with a bunch of Mexican in the back piled in like sardines. The only time I was stopped by a Mexican cop was when I kept walking around looking at the selection of street girls and they thought I was looking for drugs.

They had me do the whole hands on the hood of the cop car, legs spread etc. From a website I learned to grab my wallet and all my cash and keep it in my hand so that they would not just steal it from my pocket, they went to so far as to check my socks and the inside of my shoes. Damn pigs. Anyway the word on the street is that the cartels protect the brothels so that they can launder their drug money and need the horny Americans there to be the influx of cash that they can mix the dirty money in with, so they don't really want dead gringos in the red light district and usually keep their gang war in other parts of the city.

Is it true that when you're done you have to tip the clean up guy a couple bucks.

It's good manners, but you can also hide the condom in weird places to make their life harder, they also will remember you and will give you the tap, tap letting you know time is almost up earlier if they don't like you because you tipped them a quarter instead of a buck the last time. They also have bathroom attendants in the club bathroom that will hand you paper towels and they too expect a tip.

You also have to tip the door guy a buck because he puts a robe on the girl you're taking out of the club to the hotel. If you plan to see a bunch of girls it's cheaper in the long run to rent a room for the night. If only the government would set a living wage, there would not be so many obscure tipping policies in Mexico.

He's the first orange skinned minority to be elected and never brings that up, ever, never plays the race card.

Do I have to be the bottom or top?

Maybe he was beating the alligators off of them.

I go to Tijuana once in a while for the legal prostitution and for the most part feel safe. Just hang out on the 1-2 streets with all the big brothel/bars and they tell me I should be OK. Ton of cops always driving around in their pickups with a bunch of Mexican in the back piled in like sardines. The only time I was stopped by a Mexican cop was when I kept walking around looking at the selection of street girls and they thought I was looking for drugs.

They had me do the whole hands on the hood of the cop car, legs spread etc. From a website I learned to grab my wallet and all my cash and keep it in my hand so that they would not just steal it from my pocket, they went to so far as to check my socks and the inside of my shoes. Damn pigs. Anyway the word on the street is that the cartels protect the brothels so that they can launder their drug money and need the horny Americans there to be the influx of cash that they can mix the dirty money in with, so they don't really want dead gringos in the red light district and usually keep their gang war in other parts of the city.

Did you know if you know the woman you are inseminating is sleeping with another man, your sperm will somehow know this and try to block the foreign semen from getting to the egg, crazy huh.

Now show the one where he vomits on the Asian guy, oh Bush, we never knew how good we used to have it until now.

They are going to revolutionize by moving to USB-C, a bold move sure to keep them on the bleeding edge of technology.

When you have to drive back it'll be like driving almost 100 miles, all by yourself.

She's going to have to start kneeling during the anthem, that'll show them.

It was the 90s, being emo was seen as cool and he has a dope Digital Audio Tape player to listen to his Emo bands.

Why not get a desktop if you already had a macbook pro for mobile computing? A good desktop with a decent monitor and a mechanical keyboard with a gaming mouse would cost as much or just a little more than a gaming laptop.

OK, but better pay the teacher who does the paddling extra, because if a student goes on a shooting spree, they'll be target number 1.

It's the worse when you have to poo in the middle of the night and then when you wake up in the morning, there are streaks everywhere on your sheets, my mom hates that so much.

Same reason they applaud when a plane lands, they did not die horribly in a hail of gunfire or just fire.

Chubby girls tend to have more experience giving blow jobs because hot girls don't really have to give out bjs and guys won't complain because they are hot. No one really likes having a penis in their mouth.

You going to one of those quickie 1hr sessions or like a whole morning thing after which the whole congregation goes out and has a picnic?

Yup some stuff never made sense, especially battles, until I saw it in the anime.

Hardest part is making sure there is no leak in the water loops and to not get liquid metal everywhere while applying to CPU, also delidding can get tricky because if you mess up the warranty is gone.

I just ask the salesman at Best Buy what the best PC is and then I buy it with the extended warranty because a PC is a long term investment.

Thug should had followed orders, they already pasting pics of him as a good old choir boy, need both side of the story.

Money to buy gun and rob the guy with the lightsaber.

Always wondered why he doesn't have an offensive weapon, since he is allowed to kill.

I would get all the Star Wars hot babes with a real lightsaber, so I'll take the money.

Yup, it's always the minority who have to fight for justice and equality, you go Serena, fight the power.

Life like sex robots would solve so many of our social issues, cmon Musk, smoke more pot and get to it.

They win if you cry.

That's one wicked cool kill room.