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Kineth
08/13/18 2:28:47 PM
#51:


In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.
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P4wn4g3
08/13/18 2:36:28 PM
#52:


Kineth posted...
In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yeah but only uneducated hicks talk like that. Or hicks with an uneducated education.
I sometimes catch myself about to say yall. Not often, I do ain't and some common redneck grammar faux pases more often.
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The Trent
08/13/18 2:38:54 PM
#53:


i often enter meetings by saying "good morning / afternoon, friends!"
people seem to enjoy it even if i'm misidentifying them as friends when we have no friendly relationship
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Touch
08/13/18 2:40:07 PM
#54:


This guy at work tells me "good morning!" and I tell him "fuck off it's 5AM" in my head
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NeonOctopus
08/13/18 2:40:11 PM
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Kineth
08/13/18 2:40:13 PM
#56:


P4wn4g3 posted...
Kineth posted...
In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yeah but only uneducated hicks talk like that. Or hicks with an uneducated education.
I sometimes catch myself about to say yall. Not often, I do ain't and some common redneck grammar faux pases more often.


That's a cool story, bro, but it gets the point across and is more common spread than you'd think. It's also functions as the plural you pronoun while being a separate word, like in romance languages. It's pretty ignorant to look down on people for their word choice if you are completely capable of comprehending what is said and if it comes across clearly. It even saves you words compared to "you guys" and "you all".

I don't know why I let myself get trolled, but watch who you call uneducated.
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P4wn4g3
08/13/18 2:43:27 PM
#57:


Kineth posted...
It's also functions as the plural you

"You" is already plural. You're adding in extra grammar for no reason.

I don't know why you're so offended, I was born in Texas. I had a friend living there for a while who tried to defend yall and it didn't hold up. Really it's just a Texas societal dialect thing, not convenient or anything.
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Superlinkbro
08/13/18 2:44:18 PM
#58:


"Hey fellow humans"
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Flockaveli
08/13/18 2:46:12 PM
#59:


Kineth posted...
In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.

I say hey yall all the time for the sole reason of it being gender neutral to our customers.

My boss always makes fun of me for it.
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P4wn4g3
08/13/18 2:48:05 PM
#61:


Flockaveli posted...
Kineth posted...
In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.

I say hey yall all the time for the sole reason of it being gender neutral to our customers.

My boss always makes fun of me for it.

Just say "Hey everypony," it's gender neutral.
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Kineth
08/13/18 2:52:22 PM
#62:


P4wn4g3 posted...
Kineth posted...
It's also functions as the plural you

"You" is already plural. You're adding in extra grammar for no reason.


A) no duh, it was an assumption that should have been clear that I was aware of.
B) I stated the reason. It's a separate word that is less confusing. ESL people can comprehend it much easier than having to decide which "you" word was meant in each instance of use.
C) You ain't gotta agree with me, but don't be posting this garbage my direction like I gotta agree with you.
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187mike
08/13/18 2:56:30 PM
#63:


Yeah its like this at my workplace too. I do my best to refer to people the way they want to be referred but I slip up a lot.

One person actually went around correcting people's pronoun usage and even made a big fuss about it to management. Now people are afraid to talk to each other. It fucking sucks
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shiby with it
08/13/18 2:59:00 PM
#64:


I don't care. Still gonna do it anyway.
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DarkChozoGhost
08/13/18 2:59:25 PM
#65:


"It's a good idea to try to practice using more inclusive language."

"Oh my god, these liberals are telling me I'm not allowed to say stuff again!"
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P4wn4g3
08/13/18 3:01:07 PM
#66:


Kineth posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
Kineth posted...
It's also functions as the plural you

"You" is already plural. You're adding in extra grammar for no reason.


A) no duh, it was an assumption that should have been clear that I was aware of.
B) I stated the reason. It's a separate word that is less confusing. ESL people can comprehend it much easier than having to decide which "you" word was meant in each instance of use.
C) You ain't gotta agree with me, but don't be posting this garbage my direction like I gotta agree with you.

Man you gotta take a chill pill dude.

Also sometimes I say "you all" really fast, I never listen to myself when I do that so I'm not sure if that turns into yall. I did when I was a kid. Honestly I don't care that much today.
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187mike
08/13/18 3:02:33 PM
#67:


Instead of saying he/she him/her his/her you can say they, them and their according to that community

lol fuck grammar apparently XFD

I just refer to them by their preferred name but it makes me sound like an idiot when I speak lmfao
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_Goggalor_
08/13/18 3:02:47 PM
#68:


Fuck that. Someone wants to cry over being called "Guy" as part of a general greeting they can fuck off.
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Middle hope
08/13/18 3:04:12 PM
#69:


Maybe we should start banning people who get upset over little shit in the work place
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187mike
08/13/18 3:05:01 PM
#70:


Middle hope posted...
Maybe we should start banning people who get upset over little shit in the work place


Yeah nobody likes a drama llama
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edededdy
08/13/18 3:05:09 PM
#71:


language evolves and changes. guys doesnt refer to males it refers to a group of people of any gender

if you get offended youre offended for the sake of being offended
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DeadSite
08/13/18 3:05:39 PM
#72:


I literally just say hey y'all
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hockeybub89
08/13/18 3:16:07 PM
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frozenshock posted...
https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/13/pf/lgbtq-nonbinary-identity/index.html

'Hey, guys' versus 'Hey, friends'

That's especially important for workplaces to remember, says Max Masure, co-founder of Argo Collective, a group created to train workplaces on gender and inclusion.

Masure recommends embracing simple changes. Even something seemingly small like saying "hey, everyone" instead of "hey, guys" when you enter a meeting can help make non-binary employees feel less "other."

"Changing the vocabulary is something that is easy, compared to changing society," Masure says. "When you start using real, gender-neutral terms, you prompt society to change over time. So 'hey guys' is powerful. You might misgender someone who is masculine-presenting, who's non-binary."


Welp.

It's getting complicated.

So women can be guys, but non-binary people can't?

Fuck this. Everyone is "you guys" to me.
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ThyCorndog
08/13/18 3:17:52 PM
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CyricZ posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
CyricZ posted...
Ivynn posted...
I don't know a single nonbinary person.

I know two. I win the cookie.

2 non binaries = 1 binary by definition

No matter how many times you add zero, you'll never reach one.

Ergo, no matter how many non-binaries you add up, you'll never reach one binary.

Checkmate, Calvinists.

oh shit
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DragonGirlYuki
08/13/18 3:19:43 PM
#76:


187mike posted...
Yeah its like this at my workplace too. I do my best to refer to people the way they want to be referred but I slip up a lot.

One person actually went around correcting people's pronoun usage and even made a big fuss about it to management. Now people are afraid to talk to each other. It fucking sucks

Political correctness gone mad.
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specialkid8
08/13/18 3:22:56 PM
#77:


Kineth posted...
In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.


I don't understand how non-southerners handle life without "y'all". It's so convenient and there's no real replacement.
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Tappor
08/13/18 3:23:45 PM
#78:


Salutations, fellow co-workers.
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hockeybub89
08/13/18 3:24:03 PM
#79:


specialkid8 posted...
Kineth posted...
In Texas, we say "hey y'all". Ain't nobody got time for that.


I don't understand how non-southerners handle life without "y'all". It's so convenient and there's no real replacement.

You guys/youse guys exists in places.

I would never say y'all because it comes out yawl
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au_gold
08/13/18 3:25:56 PM
#80:


Not happening.
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 3:26:56 PM
#81:


I dont care what americans think, PC garbage should be ignored
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bknight
08/13/18 3:27:47 PM
#82:


I say sup nigg, but im black
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lolamericans
08/13/18 3:30:39 PM
#83:


male soldiers are called ladies by their bosses and they dont complain
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P4wn4g3
08/13/18 3:30:52 PM
#84:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
187mike posted...
Yeah its like this at my workplace too. I do my best to refer to people the way they want to be referred but I slip up a lot.

One person actually went around correcting people's pronoun usage and even made a big fuss about it to management. Now people are afraid to talk to each other. It fucking sucks

Political correctness gone mad.

I mean I'd quit.
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Funbazooka
08/13/18 3:31:00 PM
#85:


AcFan87 posted...
Liberal nanny squad strikes again. I will continue to say "hey guys" though, as I refuse to do anything a liberal says I should do.

Wisdom.
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P4wn4g3
08/13/18 3:31:42 PM
#86:


Funbazooka posted...
AcFan87 posted...
Liberal nanny squad strikes again. I will continue to say "hey guys" though, as I refuse to do anything a liberal says I should do.

Wisdom.

You should breathe
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Damn_Underscore
08/13/18 3:33:44 PM
#88:


P4wn4g3 posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
187mike posted...
Yeah its like this at my workplace too. I do my best to refer to people the way they want to be referred but I slip up a lot.

One person actually went around correcting people's pronoun usage and even made a big fuss about it to management. Now people are afraid to talk to each other. It fucking sucks

Political correctness gone mad.

I mean I'd quit.


I would go the boss and say "people are afraid to talk to each other, fix this now or I quit"

Doubt the guy is actually able to do that, but it's definitely a good reason to quit.
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FLUFFYGERM
08/13/18 3:35:53 PM
#89:


How long until gender-neutral speech is considered transphobic for not acknowleding a transperson's chosen gender identity?
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s0nicfan
08/13/18 3:38:39 PM
#90:


FLUFFYGERM posted...
How long until gender-neutral speech is considered transphobic for not acknowleding a transperson's chosen gender identity?


Didn't a teacher recently get fired for saying they would address all students by their last name to completely avoid the pronoun issue?
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08/13/18 4:00:35 PM
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Metro2
08/13/18 4:06:25 PM
#92:


I'm not a big fan of the word "guys" but for different reasons. "Guys" implies a casual bondness or friendship in the sense that you and the other speaker are on buddy-buddy terms with each other.

But if a stranger calls me a "guy," it feels disingenuous. Such as a Youtuber speaking to an audience and say "What's up guys"

What do you mean "what's up". You know I'm not going to reply to you and you read about my day, so why talk to me in a language that implies we're friends? I'm not your "guy"

"Hi everyone" honestly sounds more genuine and flexible.
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-Bungle-
08/13/18 4:15:01 PM
#94:


Texans had this figured out a long time ago with y'all. (Not that we give a fuck about how crazy people "identify").
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/13/18 4:17:09 PM
#95:


Doesn't matter. Everyone I work with is male.
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happibivouac
08/13/18 4:17:28 PM
#96:


Hey losers
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/13/18 4:18:10 PM
#97:


-Bungle- posted...
Texans had this figured out a long time ago with y'all. (Not that we give a fuck about how crazy people "identify").


Nah man fuck that. Pittsburgh had it figured out. Everyone should say "hey yinz"
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frozenshock
08/13/18 4:20:22 PM
#98:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
-Bungle- posted...
Texans had this figured out a long time ago with y'all. (Not that we give a fuck about how crazy people "identify").


Nah man fuck that. Pittsburgh had it figured out. Everyone should say "hey yinz"


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TLR_
08/13/18 4:22:11 PM
#99:


I don't say "hey guys" now... that's lame as shit.

But if it means I get to upset some loon who puts what they are (identity politics) over what they've accomplished/what they've done with their life... I'll do what I can to keep 'em typing paragraphs.
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Ruid
08/13/18 4:22:38 PM
#100:


187mike posted...
Yeah its like this at my workplace too. I do my best to refer to people the way they want to be referred but I slip up a lot.

One person actually went around correcting people's pronoun usage and even made a big fuss about it to management. Now people are afraid to talk to each other. It fucking sucks

That's perfect! Let's give them the world they think they want so much.

Everybody will go to work and say the bare minimum, all of which will be work related and said in a monotone voice so nobody feels there were an innuendos. Break rooms will be the obnoxious echoes and smacks of people eating as they avoid eye contact.

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ImNotAnIdiot
08/13/18 4:25:27 PM
#101:


This is why Trump won.
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omega cookie
08/13/18 4:29:10 PM
#102:


Just get a real job, where people have bigger shit to worry about than pronouns and being offended. Problem solved.
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