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i dont watch comedy because it's a waste of time

when i do watch tv, it's only documentaries
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and all in the family was hella problematic

if it came out today SJWs would be constantly tweeting CBS to get it banned
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HylianFox posted...

Philoktetes posted...

imagine if they made a show about a black family that moved into a white neighborhood and they made fun of them for being black

All in the Family, et al

etc.

et al is only used for naming people
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>windows 10

found your problem
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this show is about a white family that moves into a black neighborhood and they make fun of them for being white

imagine if they made a show about a black family that moved into a white neighborhood and they made fun of them for being black

SJWs would be in an uproar
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mohammad atta is the only name i know who actually died on 9/11
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https://imgur.com/6Vp4WlY
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we're doing a review because some of us forgot some stuff over summer vacation
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MabinogiFan posted...

Chewster posted...

I cried the day I realized AVGN is more Mike Matei than James Rolfe

Huh?

that's another classic copypasta
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all lines are straight
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gamestop
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ugh, calculus is killing me D=
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https://imgur.com/cjyB7Ht

how?
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i think theyre showing Monk now too
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dont judge all members of a group based on an individual
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https://imgur.com/XiUsf29
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https://i.imgur.com/NXQhLZK.jpg?1
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yeah i was star trek every night
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https://imgur.com/3lui38k
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https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-very-model-of-a-modern-age-millennial
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too many penalties
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or do they just like using it as a tool to manipulate men?
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Once the surgeries start the process, they cannot open the door or even use the bathroom because it's a sterile environment. She will be locked up in there for roughly 6 hours and I want her to fart so much that the other two people working there just can't take it. Making her shit herself would be great too.

So what do I feed her to accomplish this? In terms of volume and smell, it's gotta be bad.
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if it has lead paint, smart guy
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Anyone know if this shit safe to drink from haha. He said a samurai owned it. Rn just using it to store some good cigs i found cause im scared its gonna give me lead poison if i start drinking from it, is miller lite high enough alchool to kill any contaminants or what am i gonna do w this thing...

https://imgur.com/EZo7SOQ
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yeah we use satellites in irl life
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IV is like they tried too hard to be serious about gta

but that's not really the right tone for gta
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i like gtaiv a lot and i played it hella

theres still a lot of complaints i have about it

i like the airplanes in gta v 5
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i like trevor because he's epic
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hey cousin

let's go bowling
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don't say r*dneck

it's a classist slur
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news from the city is heavily restricted. i can see smoke from the city from my farm house, there are fighter jets in the sky, i am bored, there is nothing on television or the computer

i am heading to the city
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DrizztLink posted...

So where'd you steal this topic from?

your diary
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These eggs are the BOMB. Talk about good bed Farts ! A night of drinking beer, 2 bowls of chili and 6 eggs. These eggs make smelly loud cracking Farts. I left a good fart in my wife's car, then got out and shut the door. Looking out the kitchen window I was rolling with laughter when she encountered the foul smell. She was so pissed. I love these eggs !!!!! Great for leaving a smell in the grocery isle. Fun Fun...
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1) they're arrogant to a fault

2) they're just that good

English is not my first language and I never knew how to interpret this
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thronedfire2 posted...

Caution999 posted...

Yeah because nobody on here makes fun of how Trump talks or anything.

people don't make fun of his accent, they make fun of the fact that he can't form a coherent sentence.

this is dementia-shaming
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Antifar posted...

What does Maxine Waters have to do with this topic

Philoktetes posted...

Liberals are just gonna hate whoever Donald Trump nominates

Anybody Trump nominates is going to be a shitheel.

there it is
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Liberals are just gonna hate whoever Donald Trump nominates
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NeonOctopus posted...

Being fat is a disease

yeah it is

people with diseases need are sympathy, not are scorn
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kingdrake2 posted...

not worried about fatphobia. hell i'm fat as hell

but i'm sure as hell not wanting to end up in a wheelchair.
fuck those drunk driving bastards too.

alcoholism is a disease
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Liberals don't eat at chick fil a because they don't like their politics: woke
Conservatives don't wear Nike gear because they don't like their poilitics: wrong

typical Liberal hypocrisy
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NeonOctopus posted...

No, just go to Walmart and see fat fucks using them even though they really don't need it >_>

don't say f*t fucks

it's a fatphobic slur
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yes

SJWs are out of control
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kingdrake2 posted...

Alexanaxela posted...

Philoktetes posted...

im trying to convince my insurance to pay for an electric wheelchair, since walking everywhere makes me tired

imagine how tiring walking is going to be if you buy a wheelchair

i would hate myself if i ever had to use a wheelchair :( except when its due to a injury.
i don't want to be like uncle chet he fucking had to use one because of his weight.

this sounds like fatphobia
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im trying to convince my insurance to pay for an electric wheelchair, since walking everywhere makes me tired

these evil corporations will do anything to deny you coverage if they can
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A nice electric wheelchair, comfy seating, cup holders. Why aren't more people doing this?
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https://imgur.com/22kRSG1
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I'm thinking this would be pretty cheap
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My IQ was measured at 124 which is exactly 1 in 10 people. And being "smarter" than 90% of the population didn't make me feel smart, it made me feel like most if not every human is dumb as shit.
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