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that's from stephen king
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why didn't she have her ID on her
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Tmaster148 posted...

Philoktetes posted...

so he ended up not being deported because he was actually a citizen

the system works

I don't think you read the article since you call her "he".

how is her gender relevant to the story
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So, I've noticed that in olden days photographs, the sky always seemed much milder and less vivid, and it seemed to look like a fluffy milkshake most of the time. Nowadays, when it's clear, it looks completely bare, almost like there is no atmosphere at all, and at the top of the sky you can see the blackness of space. The sun is also much more intense, and some people compare it to a incandescent lantern vs a LED spotlight.

How could the atmosphere get so much thinner in such a short time period? Even in photos in 1960s, the sky usually appeared whiteish with only small amounts of blue visible and plenty of actual 'filling', especially in larger cities, whereas now it's a very vivid, dark almost 'electric' blue on clear days. Had anyone else noticed this or is it just me?
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so he ended up not being deported because he was actually a citizen

the system works
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how do you graph y = 3x + 4
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People on welfare have zero jobs and an $800 Obamaphone
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Stop cyberbullying me
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boomers' parents were the greatest generation

millennials are lazy and entitled
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i saw this on twitter todday too
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you might be sick
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ThanksUglyGod posted...

What decade is this Peanuts comic from?

the 90s
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https://imgur.com/hBn7pCU
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or just his career?
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so she will finally be investigated!
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yxFHY5PagJY/UxEKrZ6krpI/AAAAAAAAFUw/yufpEQqvR_s/s1600/pluggersbeards.jpg
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I fill my fountain sodas to the brim with ice to ensure I am getting some water on a daily basis.
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why do millennials think they're entitle to get whatever they want for free
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piracy is theft

https://imgur.com/AYyjEL2
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What are my options?
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Nasa came up with special cases to protect the film that would be impractical for commercial flight
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Yes

Adblock is literally stealing from content creators
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https://imgur.com/dtCOnnk
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https://imgur.com/j85ceKs
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memes are meant to spread
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mods!
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I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbor's house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking marijuana to their hearts' content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave.

My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him.

He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan.

After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down.

I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood.
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Let's say I purchased a lengthy tv show set like Game of Thrones, which could cost as much as a hundred and fifty bucks. If someone spoiled the series for me maliciously, could I sue them for damages?
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no

but that fact that the people it's making fun of are so angry about it prove it's a good meme
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it would explain a lot
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I went to a local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Tuesday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.
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if only millennials had paid for sears products at fair market prices instead of waiting for liquidation sales, a lot of american workers wouldnt be losing their jobs
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Trump is right
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We are a lower middle class family on a strict, paycheck-to-paycheck budget.

I budget $35 for gas each payday. Today, I paid $45.

Last week's grocery bill was $30 higher than we're used to paying.

How about you ask me how the economy is?
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the original is good in a "cheesy 80s horror movie" way
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pet sematary is my favorite steve n. king but im skeptical that a movie of it would work
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https://imgur.com/6JkRAaE
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i was at a bar having a drink when this really pretty girl sat down next to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink. we seemed to really hit it off but as the night went on she started to look more and more bored with my stories and just started slamming down shots.

after I'd had maybe 5 or 6 drinks I excused myself to go to the bathroom and when I came back she was just gone, disappeared. the bartender was gone too, a different guy had taken over and he said he hadn't seen any girl sitting there. really strange like maybe one of those ghosts that appear and talk to people then just vanish. I ended up picking up her huge tab, put me out like $400 plus tip but it was worth it to actually meet and talk to what I'm pretty sure was a ghost.
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so what's the deal with females anyway
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females who wear leggings in public are degenerates
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Today was a good day at work.

A co-worker of mine was talking about a girl he met over the weekend.
He said they met at a bar and he brought the girl back to his apartment.
When I heard him say that I chimed in and said "Giggity Giggity"

He started laughing and so did Sean
My manager asked if i said Giggity and I said yes and explained to him the story and why I said that. He said it was great timing and an overall great giggity
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Philoktetes posted...

the bible says slavery is ok

But it isn't.

/tips fedora
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the bible says slavery is ok
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becuase theyre trying to take away are hobby
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asking for a friend
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holy shit local places have better food than chains?

any other arcane knowledge you have to share?
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today we have the internet and television, but society is more degenerate than it was in 1615
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not for the faint of heart

http://drmarbys.com/secret-menu/the-meat-mountain-sandwich/
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>buying physical media in tyool 2017
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