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you can get 30 gyros for 90 dollars
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normally i recommend people get the meat mountain at arbys

if you havent been in over a decade you might not be ready to tackle the meat mountain
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society is on a constant downward trend

https://imgur.com/HksFFCv
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Yes, they heat up the food, but the heat produced by microwaves does not cook food
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In tyool 2017 it's a common sight to see grown men wearing short pants.

When I was a kid, I don't remember adults wearing flip-flops in public. And if you go back even further, a grown man would have always been wearing a hat, coat, and tie.

It's just another sign of the ongoing moral decay of are society.
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rape jokes aren't funny
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japanese is such a crazy language
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>-:)
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Coffee looks really cool, particularly when cream is added. Coffee makes you feel all warm and woken up inside.

However, coffee is one of the most foul tasting substances on this planet.
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I have an uncle who works for the mafia, and his son, my cousin just started doing stuff for them, anyway, they're not supposed to talk about this stuff but me and my cousin have been close for a while so last night we were drinking and I wanted to get some McDonald's and he was like "fuck no" and told me why, apparently McNuggets are ~3% human meat so if you ever ate a McNugget you're a cannibal.
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They get to paint their faces and wear makeup on their eyes that objectively does make them significantly more attractive. They also wear lots of jewelry, have piercings, paint their nails, dye their hair, wear clothes that accentuates their breasts/asses/legs, etc. And to do this is both normal and almost expected

Men are basically stuck with what they have. The best they can do is get a decent haircut, be in good shape, and wear "stylish" clothes (which isnt nearly as powerful as a girl showing cleavage)

A mediocre woman can turn herself into a sex icon by utilizing makeup, clothing, and decor, a mediocre man will always just be a mediocre man.
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twitterfriends posted...

Thats messed up and right wingers pride themselves with constitutional rights except when the people are brown.

skin color is irrelevant

white illegals are still illegals
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it says he asked him to snitch on "other" illegals

the word other implies that he himself is an illegal

so he is a criminal
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FurryPhilosifer posted...

Philoktetes posted...

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his b**** wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

Is this a copypasta.

look who posted it
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I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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https://twitter.com/i/moments/1046748428028514304
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27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying that well end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.

28. We dont actually care that much about the loo seat.

29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when were carrying a few extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and were disgusted by the injustice of it.

30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By envy we mean occasionally hate.

31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, shes bleaching it*. You can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (* OK, or shes Scandinavian.)

32. We trim our nose-hair.

33. Yes weve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for you to compliment our skin and our necks.

34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.

35. When were at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we clock the sexy guys.

36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that doesnt mean we want to kiss any of them.

37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex from someone who really knows what theyre doing.

38. Size does matter, fellas.

39. What you do with it matters even more.

40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.

41. Were really scared that youll feel our back zits.

42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with concealer while youre sleeping.

43. We dont want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave immediately so that you dont have time to register how dog-rough we look in the morning.

44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you cant stop smiling.

45. If you dont text or call within 24 hours well feel so unhappy that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though well give it a try.

46. Wed happily sleep with your best friend to make you jealous.

47. Were scared of commitment too.

48. If youre not very well endowed, your girlfriend wont tell her friends. Shes as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump her, shell tell everyone.

49. We fake orgasms so that youll stop and let us go to sleep.

50. We arent always sure when were faking it. In orgasms, the line between fact and fiction can be very thin.

51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a relationship anyway. To be honest wed sleep a lot better if you werent there.

52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.

53. Were all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than you realize.
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1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and well always tut and roll our eyes. But were awesomely flattered and wed be gutted if it stopped.

2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if hes in a band.

3. We are more likely to like a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really pretty.

4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a bit ugly.

5. When we look through your Facebook photos, were looking to see how pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.

6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that you havent downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.

7. Heres how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that were a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. Well wonder what we did wrong, and we wont be able to stop thinking about you.

8. The above strategy isnt foolproof. We may just lose interest. It depends on how much we liked you in the first place.

9. We often dont know how much we liked you in the first place. We may have to wait until you dont phone us. If were disappointed, it proves that we fancy you. If were not, it proves that we dont. Its like when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.

10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we dont understand how our minds work.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.

12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.

13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesnt last long. We never know how soon to call back, and it does our heads in.

14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too eager.

15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming eager enough.

16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly scared of putting you off by bringing us up in conversation.

17. Im scared of being hurt means I dont like you as much as I thought I did. You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.

18. We say were not manipulative because were really good at being manipulative.

19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.

20. Snoring costs you sex.

21. Your feet disgust us.

22. We shave our toes.

23. Weve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.

24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.

25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we wont end up in bed with you.

26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we wont end up in bed with you.
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KJ StErOiDs posted...

>mobile link
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basically you just have to eat wet food. potato chips for example are bad for you but mashed potatoes are good for you even though they are essentially the same thing. also its best to eat meat as rare as possible because cooking dries it out. vegetables should be steamed or boiled instead of roasted because it keeps them wet. this concept applies to all food. you cannot prove me wrong. milk is really healthy because it is liquid food
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no it's not

that's the point of copypasta
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She is a terrible cook, so I do all the cooking.

She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. She will rarely touch fruit, let alone vegetables.

If I'm making spaghetti, I'll pure a bunch of carrots and bell peppers into the sauce. I do something similar when I make chili. And she never suspects a thing.

Is it wrong that I'm secretly making foods healthier for her?
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I had a friend who was really interested in fucking this one guy, then she found out he was a virgin and quickly lost interest

"If he's a virgin after 20 there must be something wrong with him, forget it"
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>17-21 asian? or ugly?
>21-25 weirdo, possibly dangerous
>25-35 freakshow, might require chemical castration, banned from owning guns, must be medicated
>35+ needs to be hospitalized or euthanized
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https://imgur.com/O4HgHE5
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what's to stop me from going in and pretending to be poor to get a free meal?
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I was the respected loner
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vitamin water is a scam
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https://imgur.com/t8wSnaY
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How to defeat a goldeneye level with 0.5 a-presses
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imagine watching cartoons in tyool 2017
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the cheese is cauliflower
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https://imgur.com/6sSBMyu
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you have diabetes dude
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https://imgur.com/fTCdX5y
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https://imgur.com/vjityBa
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caffeine isn't as dangerous or addictive as weed
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rikasa posted...

There's a weed store right across from Chick-fil-a so I get the 420 combo.

drugs are for losers
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Like I cant get Wendy's Dave's Doubles with their fries; I only want to get it with Chick-Fil-A waffle fries. Or I like to get Big Macs but with Pepsis, not Cokes. If you've got any other ideas that "break the laws of physics" let me know.
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Being the mental boyfriend, I am there for emotional support and having a rich relationship. The back story is this: we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did.

Anyways, today I was walking through the hallway at school and I took out my Droid, which has a picture of me and her on the lock screen. This guy was looking down at me from above on the second floor and started laughing at me for some reason. I turned around and he winked at me, and I realized he had perfect view of my phone.

So I went home and explained how he looked to my girlfriend and asked her if it was him, and she was giggling and wouldn't tell me yes or no. She told me I shouldn't know who it is because it will mess up the dynamics of our relationship for when we get married.

What do you guys think? Do I have the right to know now that I have most likely seen who the physical boyfriend is?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2018/09/teens-think-they-shouldnt-have-to-speak-in-front-of-the-class/570061/
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donald trump gave puerto rico paper towels
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jfk was an sjw vircher

donald trump stands for real americans
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im not a racist

im a race realist
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Empty suit playboy millionaire who got in over his head politically and brought the world closer to the Third World War. No redeeming qualities with either.
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why can't they be loyal?
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seems cheaper than paying for trash service
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i broke down crying in front of a female when she broke up with me
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