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TopicLMAO @ this Shark Tank pitch
Sphyx
05/22/18 9:23:28 AM
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Don't underestimate stupid-sounding ideas for products or services.
Sometimes they sell.
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TopicHave you ever been in a long distance relationship? Who cheated on who first?
Sphyx
05/22/18 9:10:36 AM
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Maybe not many people on CE have been in long-distance relationships, TC.

It's not easy to be a long way from your own hand *runs away*
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TopicMan seeks out registered child molesters, publicly shames them
Sphyx
05/22/18 9:08:42 AM
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So, he's one of those "i need a pariah to kick so i can look like a hero" types?
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TopicOne of my biggest pet peeves about being in IT
Sphyx
05/22/18 8:53:39 AM
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On the one hand, i sympathise with IT guys who have to deal with the "one MORE thing!" situation. Having friends that have worked in IT, i can see it for the thankless job it is, and make a big point of defending them when people whine about them.

On the other, it's often hard enough to get them on-site to deal with issue #1 (not necessarily the fault of the IT guy) that by the time they've arrived there are seven other issues that also need to be dealt with, possibly just as urgent and some of which may complicate any attempt to fix the other problems.
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TopicHave you guys noticed that there's only like 50 users left on CE?
Sphyx
05/22/18 6:43:55 AM
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BKXD posted...
How do we know we're not alts of just one person with a fractured personality?

We are CEgion.
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TopicGuys need to get a clue about how women eat and the pressure to not eat
Sphyx
05/22/18 5:53:24 AM
#17
Before i entered the topic, my first thought was how many would take this topic as a personal attack and react accordingly.

*coughs*
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TopicYour thoughts that Star Wars is actually becoming an SJW series?
Sphyx
05/19/18 12:01:11 AM
#7
Becoming?
LMAO!
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TopicWhat was that movie called?
Sphyx
05/17/18 3:54:19 AM
#2
Cujo
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TopicMan goes on a rant complaining about staff not speaking in English
Sphyx
05/17/18 3:39:21 AM
#58
They've done a good job of finding pics that make him look captionable with the word "derp".
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TopicMan, this was some bullcrap in Divinity Original Sin (spoilers)
Sphyx
05/15/18 3:12:54 AM
#4
Welcome to democracy.
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TopicGreen Beret interesting argument for why waterboarding is not torture
Sphyx
05/15/18 3:10:43 AM
#38
Eww, Breitbart.
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TopicWhy do British singers sound American when they start singing?
Sphyx
05/14/18 3:42:47 AM
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R0N1N187 posted...
Kylie Minogue

?!
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TopicStop hiring porn artists to design characters for your videogames
Sphyx
05/14/18 3:42:18 AM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
everyone I have tagged as SJW

You'd probably tag a wheel of cheese as an SJW if it looked at you the wrong way.
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TopicStop hiring porn artists to design characters for your videogames
Sphyx
05/14/18 2:56:03 AM
#107
Pornstars have sex.
The guys that come up with things like this probably don't.
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TopicHave you ever been scammed on eBay?
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:58:43 PM
#14
I've never used eBay
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TopicWhich of these two Star Trek character banged more alien chicks?
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:35:49 PM
#5
tamashiini posted...
Who says he didn't

Uhura was a convenient scapegoat. We all know who smuggled those Tribbles on board, and why.
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TopicGood ideas to get liquor into a flask?
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:23:26 PM
#7
This is an important step, and i cannot stress this enough...

1. Open the flask
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TopicStarbucks now letting non-paying customers use their restroom
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:22:22 PM
#13
Funbazooka posted...
They won't be able to kick out any homeless who want to sleep overnight in the store.

Or, they could apply some common sense.
Are they already in the habit of letting customers stay in the building after hours?
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TopicWhy do you think anti-intellectualism won the right the 2016 election?
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:16:55 PM
#8
The Unlikeable Force vs The Intolerable Object.
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TopicStarbucks now letting non-paying customers use their restroom
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:13:47 PM
#6
Luigi and Tails posted...
Do places in the US not let people use the loo?

This.

Seriously, WTF.
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TopicWhich of these two Star Trek character banged more alien chicks?
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:11:59 PM
#2
Kirk would have fucked the rocks in the background if he thought he could get away with it.
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TopicBaby decapitated during birth
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:08:26 PM
#89
Reading that, i just feel incredibly sad. Not even mad at the doctor, just... fucking sad.
Poor mother. Poor family. Poor baby. Fucking hell.

Geez... I need hard a drink now.
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TopicMass shooting in Australia, 7 dead, first one in over 20 years.
Sphyx
05/11/18 8:01:51 PM
#120
littlebro07 posted...
People are literally dead, families literally destroyed, and people are cracking jokes.

This.

Way to try to make this about your own country's gun issues.
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TopicDid you hear about the recycler who quit his job?
Sphyx
05/11/18 7:56:19 PM
#3
Was expecting some sad punchline about throwing it away because he could always get a new one.
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TopicThe Force Awakens and The Last Jedi are terrible movies STAR WARS SPOILERS
Sphyx
05/11/18 7:54:52 PM
#3
iPhone_7 posted...
9. Phasma deserves more screen time and should have been badass

And whenever she's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Phasma?"
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TopicMan Expanse is so fucking good *spoilers*
Sphyx
05/11/18 7:43:53 PM
#37
I'm enjoying the show as much as the books so far, which is as big a compliment as i can give. However, it seems like they cut some scenes shorter than they should have, and there's something a bit off about the show at times that i can't quite place.

I wasn't sold on show Amos at first, but the actor's portrayal of him has really grown on me.
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TopicIts literally Friday night and you're literally alone and posting on CE lmao
Sphyx
05/11/18 7:12:06 PM
#7
It's Saturday morning here. And i'm not alone, i have a cat beside me. And...

Point taken.
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TopicLink ten shootings in the past 20 years with a gun show gun, and I'll leave.
Sphyx
05/11/18 7:04:43 PM
#30
darkjedilink posted...
this millennium

...

Why that term specifically?
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TopicDid you have a job at 16 years old CE?
Sphyx
05/11/18 7:00:45 PM
#14
Still studying. Or, supposed to be studying.
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TopicLink ten shootings in the past 20 years with a gun show gun, and I'll leave.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:58:02 PM
#22
So... we have to wait until it happens ten times before we can do something about it?
Yeah, that makes sense.
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TopicI followed halloween girl on Instagram but she didn't follow back
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:56:36 PM
#4
she ain't no follow back girl
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TopicNew NRA president calls the Parkland kids "criminal civic terrorists"
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:55:29 PM
#44
He should try a career in art, that's quite the pretty picture he was trying to paint.
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TopicWhy was Darkseid working at McDonald's?
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:53:26 PM
#7
Darkseid: "I'm evil, but nobody likes me."

*points at Golden Arches*

Darkseid: "So why the fuck are THEY so popular?!"
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TopicLink ten shootings in the past 20 years with a gun show gun, and I'll leave.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:51:47 PM
#17
eggcorn posted...
well, looks like no one is going to post shit except angry tears.

I posted and it wasn't angry tears.
Or do you just see angry tears everywhere you turn because it's your whole world?
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TopicNormalizing anxiety, awkwardness, and general anti-social behavior is wrong.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:49:06 PM
#46
what is normal?
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TopicSuspected Israeli strike on Syria kills 8 Iranians
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:44:31 PM
#42
Sativa_Rose posted...
I am fine with Israel killing Iranians in Syria.

For fuck's sake...
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Topicwhy do ce trolls act like each topic is its own instance
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:41:08 PM
#27
C_Pain posted...
why do counter trolls act like being a shitposter is bad

*scowls, but says nothing*
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TopicC/D: If you are not happy with your job...
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:34:50 PM
#4
There are times when you do it because you need to. You're still allowed to hate it, you just have to bite the bullet and hope you can work your way to a time or place where you can afford to look for better.

You also have to be careful to make the distinction between hating your job and hating an element of your job.
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TopicWhat would happen if Trump did get impeached?
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:30:56 PM
#14
Twitter = dead
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TopicHold my beer
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:28:21 PM
#15
lol
TC can't hold his beer
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TopicToday I learned about Lil Tay, and I'm definitely checking out on humanity.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:24:17 PM
#39
Lonely life on the horizon.
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TopicLink ten shootings in the past 20 years with a gun show gun, and I'll leave.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:20:43 PM
#11
From that, i don't see why there should be an exemption to the standing laws. If a product is a safety concern, the rule should apply across the board. Perhaps make it easier for those making private sales to stay within the regulations, but i wouldn't support an outright exemption.

Not just for prevention of gun crime, but also to cover the ass of the poor bastards who find out they supplied the weapon used in a crime.

But i would say that, i'm strongly in favour of gun control, and i live in a country that doesn't have the gun problems the US has.
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Topicwhy do ce trolls act like each topic is its own instance
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:10:29 PM
#20
I actually don't mind the "that was in another topic, stick to this one please" stance.

Unfortunately, few people here who use it actually adhere to it, they'll still dredge up crap from other topics when it suits them.
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TopicLink ten shootings in the past 20 years with a gun show gun, and I'll leave.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:06:15 PM
#6
I have no idea what this issue even is, so now im genuinely curious.
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TopicC/D: Every adult over the age of 18 should be granted a very small income.
Sphyx
05/11/18 6:01:16 PM
#18
DarkTransient posted...
Only if the burden for funding that income rests solely on the people who support the idea of it.

You swing that double-edged sword, Conan!
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TopicWhite House official: Who cares what McCain thinks, he's dying anyway
Sphyx
05/11/18 5:47:36 PM
#31
NurseRedHeart posted...
You ever take advice from someone who is going to retire? Lol

If they're retiring and not being fired for gross negligence, why not?
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TopicWhy are Trumpers so damn sensitive and delicate?
Sphyx
05/11/18 5:45:19 PM
#14
shockthemonkey posted...
Offend isnt the word you want. Its annoy.

An important distinction that is lost on many in CE.
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