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TopicJust picked up Borderlands 2 GotY. Who should I pick?
AvlButtslam
04/12/18 9:55:43 AM
#59
You could have 2 DPUH with Sal to wreck shit even harder imo
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TopicDormammu, I've come to grind in KH1!
AvlButtslam
04/11/18 3:53:24 PM
#11
I actually liked Chain of Memories more than 1 and 2 because the combat wasn't as mindless
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TopicI wiped so much my butthole is raw and I want to cry.
AvlButtslam
04/11/18 3:46:36 PM
#11
I clogged the toilet with tp at work today. I tried flushing again to see if it would go down, but it didn't and started to spill out onto the floor and I just ran.
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Topictoilet brushes actually scare me
AvlButtslam
04/11/18 2:15:25 PM
#3
Imagine combing your hair with one
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TopicI've had McDonald's 9 times in the past two weeks.
AvlButtslam
04/11/18 12:55:52 PM
#5
What'd you order
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TopicWhat will you do to dodge the WW3 draft?
AvlButtslam
04/10/18 10:25:44 PM
#32
Be gay as fuck

Does that still get you out?

Idc I'm doing it anyway
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Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
AvlButtslam
04/10/18 3:39:31 PM
#343
krazychao5 posted...
Guess who is HR 29 whooowowowowhowhow

fuckin butgeese quest. No motivation to do it.

I found it pretty easy. If they are in the same area you can hang back and they'll beat each other up.
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TopicHow would you roast Bruce Willis
AvlButtslam
04/10/18 2:31:27 PM
#7
Hairy-man posted...
With a skewer shoved right up his candy ass

Lol
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TopicITT: Crab eats a potato chip
AvlButtslam
04/10/18 9:36:24 AM
#5
Didn't watch the whole thing but it doesn't look like the crab actually puts anything in its mouth.

MorbidFaithless posted...
That was somewhat disturbing.

Because crabs are ugly little sea spiders
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TopicRandy Marsh, IRL >_>
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 4:09:13 PM
#2
Lol
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Topicbeen playing Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen.
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 4:07:09 PM
#21
Didn't like it when I first tried it but it turned out to be one of my favorite games from last gen. Really hope they do more with the series.

Magic Archer best class
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TopicIt seems in pro and am porn white men are always the cucks and black men not?
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 4:04:42 PM
#33
JackSwanye2 posted...
I remember that porn guy who used to post here showing black men being cucks. There were videos with Ana Foxx and Rachel Star.

Most messed up cuck topic I saw was the one who had heart problems and the doctor told him if he ever got upset he would die. The black doctor then banged his wife in front of him and he was able to not get upset until the ending. The dude finished inside and the white dude got upset, had heart attack and died.

Lol, how do they come up with shit like this
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TopicI'm ordering an extra large piza with extra cheese, pepperoni and jalapenos
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 12:56:29 PM
#10
Wait wait wait

Goosebumps is on Netflix?
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TopicApparently, this apartment-seeker is 100% serious.
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 12:54:06 PM
#9
If serious he's probably got some kind of mental development issue
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 12:47:48 PM
#385
I normally only post when I'm bored at work and tbh my office/coworkers have become really fun
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 12:16:48 PM
#379
Y'all stopped being amusing like 5 topics ago
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TopicIt seems in pro and am porn white men are always the cucks and black men not?
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 11:53:42 AM
#19
NeonOctopus posted...
Grindcorp9000 posted...
Even in amateur videos it is white dudes who watch black men fuck their wives.

You never see the reverse.

I saw this professional porno where this white guy used to be a KKK member and wanted to redeem his racist ways by letting a black guy fuck his wife. Then after it was over, the black guy walked over to his dresser and stole his TV in front of him and walked out. Then the white couple got super pissed and decided to go back to klanning and that was the end of the video.

It sure was something lol >_>

Lol
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 11:42:21 AM
#373
Tbh I'm pretty close to stopping posting too
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 11:07:46 AM
#370
With dragqn gone, who will be our new victim?

I vote MT tbh

Hey MT fuck you
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TopicWhat system do you own the most games for?
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 10:53:29 AM
#28
Not including free games from PS Plus or Games with Gold, Gamecube, a little over 50 physical games
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 10:52:23 AM
#366
Jkjk that was mean even for me
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 10:51:50 AM
#365
And nothing of value was lost
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Topic"I'm not normally attracted to black guys, but you're very handsome."
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 10:05:32 AM
#10
Shuto-uke posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
You don't control what you're sexually attracted to man, it's chemicals in your brain man.


Agreed.

It the reason for the lack of attraction is race, then it's messed up. But if somebody just happens to not be attracted towards certain kinds of looks, what's wrong with that?

Then just say "you're very handsome" or whatever, don't say the first part
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TopicOh golly gee! The last fantasy that you had has just become reality.
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 9:53:22 AM
#4
josifrees posted...
KG536 posted...
Me surrounded by a harem of buff black dudes.

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Topic"I'm not normally attracted to black guys, but you're very handsome."
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 9:50:34 AM
#7
Pics of tc
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TopicTop three users you want to see a picture of. Go!
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 9:46:15 AM
#13
Vegy
Grim
Jballen
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TopicOh no! You've accidentially been enlisted to defend Earthrealm in Mortal Kombat!
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 9:21:42 AM
#5
Teleport punch x infinity
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TopicOh crap, got my own place now, moving in 2 months.
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 9:08:30 AM
#10
Grats. Hoping to get my own place in the next year too
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/09/18 7:59:20 AM
#362
Same
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/08/18 5:31:46 PM
#359
Bitch, please, you wholesome as fuck
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TopicCindy in FFXV is such a slut.
AvlButtslam
04/08/18 3:51:51 PM
#13
^gross
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TopicWho's da hottest user on dis board?
AvlButtslam
04/08/18 3:46:15 PM
#2
Nightmaker80
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TopicWould you be housemates with a HIV person
AvlButtslam
04/08/18 1:15:28 PM
#46
BlackHorse6969 posted...
No because people with HIV/AIDS are crazy. They might ejaculate into your mouth when you're asleep, infecting you. And you wouldn't even know it

On CE, I can't tell if this is a serious post out not
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TopicRate my top 5 goat video games
AvlButtslam
04/08/18 1:09:22 PM
#3
Are there goats in all of these
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TopicWhen was the last time you went graveyarding?
AvlButtslam
04/08/18 11:25:38 AM
#4
nicklebro posted...
Well... What is it?

It's when Sunhawk lies in a ditch and pretends people come to his funeral
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TopicDo you think Terry Crews is a gentle lover?
AvlButtslam
04/07/18 6:58:41 PM
#12
I'll take one for the team and find out for CE
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TopicScenario: You're offered the role of James Bond's gay lover, would you take it?
AvlButtslam
04/07/18 6:57:30 PM
#28
Sure. Especially if it's Idris Elba. I could threeway with Tom Hardy too if Idris is into that.
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TopicWould a Home Alone type game be a good game?
AvlButtslam
04/07/18 1:49:20 PM
#9
Came in to say Deception lol
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TopicFavorite Lady Gaga song
AvlButtslam
04/06/18 6:05:04 PM
#7
I'm having a hard time picking a favorite over all, but on the list, Poker Face.

Tbh I think her most recent album Joanne is pretty good
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Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
AvlButtslam
04/06/18 10:31:08 AM
#331
Flash Pods will make Kushala your bitch
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TopicMy ex girlfriend did drugs and I didn't know.
AvlButtslam
04/05/18 9:51:01 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
nevershine posted...
May I ask what kind?

She sold Crystal Meth.

Jesus
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Topic3DS Owners: do you actually use the 3D function?
AvlButtslam
04/05/18 5:53:01 PM
#19
I use it the first time I play through a game
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TopicWhats it like knowing deres literally MILLIONS of hot men out in da world and
AvlButtslam
04/05/18 1:52:22 PM
#347
Yeah I watched it yesterday. It is so bizarre, I love it.

I really like the various song/dance numbers throughout the series
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TopicI pooped blood today
AvlButtslam
04/05/18 11:03:16 AM
#10
_Goggalor_ posted...
apolloooo posted...
Is it bright red like newly shed blood or dark red black and viscious?

If the latter, doctor now. Urgently


The former. Bright red, but when I wiped it was red like from a cut.

You'll probably be fine, just eat more fiber
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TopicHow do you feel about debarking dogs?
AvlButtslam
04/05/18 11:01:48 AM
#18
Is this actually a thing
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TopicAny of you watch the show Black Lighting?
AvlButtslam
04/04/18 5:02:23 PM
#10
Zikten posted...
I've got the whole series on my DVR but haven't watched it yet. I know it's set in the multiverse and he might meet the others next season

I really hope not tbh, I feel like it can stand on its own and I don't want it to fall into the Arrowverse teen drama trap
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TopicHairy and Gross man ripping powerful, juicy farts
AvlButtslam
04/04/18 4:58:57 PM
#3
I don't know what I was expecting
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TopicWorst job you've ever had?
AvlButtslam
04/04/18 11:45:40 AM
#17
Pharmacy tech at CVS. It was literally worse than when I was a cashier at Walmart.
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TopicMan arrested for snipping off girl's hair on train platform for no reason.
AvlButtslam
04/04/18 9:57:07 AM
#35
This happened to Abbi in Broad City too
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Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
AvlButtslam
04/04/18 9:46:26 AM
#315
I keep quiting this then coming back
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