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We had lunch provided at work today. I'm immediately regretting how much I ate.
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I'm hungry
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I don't poop naked but I do have to take my pants completely off. I need to stretch my legs, and having my pants around my ankles is too constricting.

If I'm caught by surprise I can just jump up and start running with my dingaling flopping around, no need to mess with my pants first
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It's that time again, what have you guys accomplished today?
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Tbh the Rocksteady mantle makes me too reckless
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ChouBF posted...

Is the season 4 villain a speedster, too? I've only seen to the end of season 3. Season 3 really dropped the ball in my opinion.

Not a speedster again fortunately.
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It's p good

None of the main characters are annoying yet
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K181 posted...

True nightmare stuff here:

The image alone should make you nope the fuck out of reality.

The thing that makes it look so creepy is how its legs/tentacles bend at 90 degree angles there. That is not normal.
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All starters available without trading
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DevsBro posted...

I had DewSA once.

Like you might think maybe the flavors would blend in some way that makes it interesting, like mixing paint colors or whatever, but nope, it's like if you put a red blob of paint here, a blue blob there and a white blob here. It's really kind of uncanny how successfully the flavors don't blend together.

My thoughts exactly. Combined, they have no real flavor other than "sugar"
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Yeah that is a long time tbh
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I thought it was slow and kind of uninteresting up until the midseason finale, when they introduce that one girl, then it really picks up.
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You think I just lay around here undersexed like you?
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It's almost 1 PM, what have you guys accomplished now?
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DevsBro posted...

It's 9, have been here since 7, have read two emails and said "I like it" in a meeting.

Lol
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Come on, guy
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Sada_Pop posted...

8:02

Been out of the office Monday and Tuesday

Came in today to 74 emails and then my computer crashed just as I'm about to get into "work mode"

Is it Friday yet?

Man, I took Monday and Tuesday off last week and came back to like 370 new emails. It took me an hour to go through them all.
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There's almost always a shortcut back to the lamppost as you progress, if you search thoroughly.
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Since 8:30; nothing tbh
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One of my fuck buddies like in December or January
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Draw Xell

maybe that will bring him out of hiding

I actually had a good idea for a new pic of Xell but I never got around to it. Maybe I will finally do it.
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SimpleMan posted...

Loghain posted...

Voltage

Followed by DEW-S-A and Throwback.

DewSA was sickeningly sweet. It had no discernable flavor, it was like drinking syrup.
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Loghain posted...

Voltage

This guy knows what's up
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Medz1286 posted...

Also see how many free drinks I can get.

You need to be hot for this to work
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I should make more shitty art
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Why have we gone like several topics without posting dragnfire.jpg
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Gross

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Science is a liar sometimes
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I got the Rocksteady Mantle and got my Nergi time down to about 6 minutes (Gunlance). Not good by speedrun standards but pretty OK for me.
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I think I did literally nothing at work today.
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I pick it up like


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Jamaicans take their homophobia seriously
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I don't remember if I told you this already or not, but my Jamaican coworker told me that in Jamaica, one man can't give another candy or sweets or whatever without being perceived as a homosexual, so if you were trying to give another dude candy you have to throw it at their feet and have them pick it up themselves.
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I haven't been this bored with so little work to do at work in a long time.

I'm so bored
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I do well enough to be content with how I look
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Shew just kinda there with no real use but I don't hate her, though she can be corny at times
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Aww fuck that's right, I knew I didn't oversleep!
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What
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Good game. Great atmosphere.
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If you're a hot black dude you can join the Buttslam Boyz
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Nope, no no no. If it hasn't been said, it isn't so. Don't ever make that assumption.
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butter biscuits posted...

..it's definitely blue in the pic

Is white and gold
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Looks like Blue Beetle

That was my first thought
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You two are still hanging out?? I thought one of you would be bored by now.
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Oh I didn't realize this was a complete idiot topic
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I don't know dat feel

@MegaTech @Xelltrix @_Near_ @Parappa09 @CoolBeansAvi @CoolBeansAvl @SSJGrimReaper @Pitbuller_26 @dragnmaninferno
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I think I may have this already but tag so I can check later
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Bayonetta
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4/10

I grew up on the underprivileged side of the tracks.
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Parappa is your bf not fulfilling your needs
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