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Shut the fuck up
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Guys I'm going again next week
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No one who's not British or a woman cares about this
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Killgrave set the bar too high.

And Punisher is really good, right up there with DD and JJ season 1.
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Kitt posted...

The one I have now, the right stick would sort of do this and whenever I'm holding down L2, it would act as though the right stick is being slightly pushed up.
Say, I'm playing an FPS and I'm holding L2 to aim; I would also slowly start looking up.

The one that came with my PS4 does the same thing except with R2. I used to think it was just the gun's recoil and I was really bad at FPSes before I realized it was the controller
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The pace of my business travel was pretty lax fortunately. I only had to work outside of my normal business hours one night, and only until like 7:30. I was provided a rental car so I could do whatever I wanted after, which was mostly eating and drinking. I wanted to go to the amusement park but it was closed while I was there
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The flight to SC was only about an hour and I used to sleep sitting up in my car regularly during my lunch break too so it's just like that, wasn't too bad.
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Lol, they already asked me to come back down next week. Probably will tbh
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Heading back home in a few hours.

Other than eating and drinking my own body weight, I also F'd a local and friended a cute guy who is moving up to DC soon. I got overtime pay for doing basically nothing too.

This was basically a paid vacation tbh, I told the new senior manager to bring me back next week if they still needed me.
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This week has been a true exercise in moderation. Way more food and alcohol than I ever have normally.
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Two days ago
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Who's David again, I totally forgot
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KirbyMagicWand posted...

I'm a straight married man.

But during my college years, I did let my gay friend suck me off when he asked. By far the best blowjob I ever had in my life. And I'm not ashamed to admit that.

More straight guys should aspire to be like you
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I've never gotten head from a female before but this is what I've always imagined to be true

Muffinz0rz posted...

I mean, probably, considering men know what men like

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But then the recipient will become a murderer too or whatever
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emblem boy posted...

Traveling for work gets old fast. Ya, you have company money to spend on meals and shit, but that just leads to you/me being gluttonous at times.
I try to keep it simple these days

Yeah, normally I eat like a bird on top of being cheap, but now I'm trying to hit the daily limit the company has set.
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This is the first and only time I'll be doing it for my company.

Having some seared scallop, lobster mac and cheese, and Jack & coke for dinner tonight!
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Cap is like my least favorite character of the Avengers and I thought the first movie was really boring, but WS and CW were really good. Only one movie from each of the other two trilogies were good.
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I asked my manager if I could fly business class. She said she doesn't even get to when she travels. So I was like I'm not going then
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Zuckerberg is like Guy #3 and Musk is only like Guy #2 when Guy #1 isn't around.
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Training a new team for a few days down in South Carolina. Never flown by myself before.

Now I'm having a filet mignon and a cocktail on the company. I feel so adult.
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Got drunk then tried to talk to this dude who worked at the desk in my apartment building.

That was before I came out openly gay and before I had any kind of sexual/dating/anything experience.
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Orthopox12 posted...

I think he saved a tub full

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Maybe they're hooking up
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Almost as good as when you're in a deep sleep having a nice dream then the alarm clock starts blaring and you get up to go to work
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Literally no one wants this
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Insult his masculinity by calling him gay or a pussy
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Danny Devito as Wolverine
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

damn I wish I saved that pic of parappa looking up

I liked that topic
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What would they even put on that?

Tetras
6 Golden Coins

Doubt they could put Pokemon on there
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AvlButtslam posted...

Full Throttle posted...

Broad City (Comedy Central)

Wait what???! What the fuck!!! I need to see a source on this. If true this will destroy me.

http://www.indiewire.com/2018/04/broad-city-finale-season-5-ilana-glazer-abbi-jacobson-1201951863/

Oh, well the 5th season in 2019 will be last...
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Full Throttle posted...

Broad City (Comedy Central)

Wait what???! What the fuck!!! I need to see a source on this. If true this will destroy me.
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Both
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Nah I've been with guys wayyyy hotter than me
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Both
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Xoxo.
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Xoxo
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Hi
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@Xelltrix
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Bidoof is best

Has Pickup ability and Bibarel is the best HM slave of the lot
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Is that glitch still in the eShop releases?
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It flew right across in front of me and I think I heard a small thud. I was doing 60+ on the highway so I couldn't brake or swerve safely to miss it.


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I listened to 2 audiobooks, A Song of Ice and Fire books 2 and 3
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ThisUsersAlt posted...

Sasson added that putting urine in a microwave can also destroy the urine by causing it to overheat.

The urine was later destroyed
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eston posted...

Only if it has an a on the end

Lol
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What part of Groot does a new Groot groot from
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I hope Muff invites Guy #3
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I hate how you have to call customer service to cancel auto-renew
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