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Mead posted...

Maybe youre just super backed up have you tried cranking one out?

i have a catheter
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im not getting castrated
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ive been here for 14 days now

two weeks
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how shitty are your fingers
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tried to

allen told me to get fucked
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get fucked nerd
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CarefreeDude posted...

This girl did a really cool design on her chest. Yes she did let me take the pic

https://imgur.com/R0BLcLH

tf is wrong with her hand
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yeah it's definitely user error.

learn how to use a computer dude
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is dxd done yet
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id go as far as to say it's a topic full of incels
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i had this

https://imgur.com/VnJbmGx

they called it a hot pot and it tasted exactly how it looks: gross
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ssj3vegeta posted...

CE has just confirmed it in one of deir topics

y'all have been played lol

hi so i went and looked and no

that topic is nothing but morons with no proof of anything
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jfc this topic is dumb
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ya sure y not
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rogerskg1979 posted...

He never actually said physical records. He just said "our records."

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

. I basically need ONE signature on paper, for our records

paper is physical.
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rogerskg1979 posted...

helIy posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

I do taxes. We use very little paper, unless the client wants a hard copy of their return vs an electronic one. I basically need ONE signature on paper, for our records through the whole process. Anyway, TV isn't "dead" but Hulu, Netflix, etc have changed how people watch TV by and large.

You require a signature on paper? I do my taxes online using TurboTax. I have never had to sign anything on paper doing my taxes that way.

when you read that he does taxes, and has clients, what was your first thought here

What's your point? Clients can digitally sign.

when you also read that it was for physical records, what then was your thought there
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"Joey's hot ass wife"

zik is this even real

no.

no it is not real, zik
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rogerskg1979 posted...

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

I do taxes. We use very little paper, unless the client wants a hard copy of their return vs an electronic one. I basically need ONE signature on paper, for our records through the whole process. Anyway, TV isn't "dead" but Hulu, Netflix, etc have changed how people watch TV by and large.

You require a signature on paper? I do my taxes online using TurboTax. I have never had to sign anything on paper doing my taxes that way.

when you read that he does taxes, and has clients, what was your first thought here
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I cant remember the last time I signed something on paper

even in the hospital, I had to sign digitally
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there are absolutely some nurses that are just terrible as fuck, like how do you have this job, terrible
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DPsx7 posted...

helIy posted...

DPsx7 posted...

helIy posted...

Yeah that just sounds like you fucked the install up or your computer was shit.

I love that no matter how much proof I provide or how many times I explain it, you refuse to admit that Steam is pure garbage. You always have an excuse. Valve is SO great that all their problems must be someone else's fault.

We have learned something along the way. You're stupid. Doesn't get easier than that. My PC was fine before Steam and after the wipe. All problems were caused solely by and exclusively within Steam.

yes

everything you've described is nothing but you fucking everything up, steam didn't do jack shit.

And you'd be wrong. That's ok though, I'm here to help and educate.

nothing you've shown, provided, or explained suggests otherwise, so

learn how to use a computer better
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DPsx7 posted...

helIy posted...

Yeah that just sounds like you fucked the install up or your computer was shit.

I love that no matter how much proof I provide or how many times I explain it, you refuse to admit that Steam is pure garbage. You always have an excuse. Valve is SO great that all their problems must be someone else's fault.

We have learned something along the way. You're stupid. Doesn't get easier than that. My PC was fine before Steam and after the wipe. All problems were caused solely by and exclusively within Steam.

yes

everything you've described is nothing but you fucking everything up, steam didn't do jack shit.
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my palms itch and also between the fingers

this is hell
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well you're in Canada, so
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pin is only required if ran as debit.
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the iv machine keeps going off like im moving my arm around, and it doesn't like that because that'll block the flow.

but im not moving my arm.

this last time the nurse comes in, I just say it: "at this point I think it's just the iv itself dude"

he looks at it and says, "nah, you just can't keep bending your arm" and leaves after resetting the machine again

https://imgur.com/7VFpgnx

no dude im like super pretty fucking sure blood and fluid isn't supposed to be pooled up under the adhesive keeping it in place
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DPsx7 posted...

adjl posted...

A presumption you're basing on what?

Not really. One crash a decade ago doesn't really amount to enough undesirability to avoid it forever.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but if it was within the last couple months, that'd likely be in response to the new privacy laws enacted by the EU in response to the whole Cambridge Analytica thing. Pretty much every account-based service has sent out a message like that to all of their users, since a major element of those new laws is a need to be more transparent about what's being shared in profiles and to offer users the opportunity to remove that information if they don't want it shared. It is in fact not suspicious at all.

Easy. When I first put the disc in and Steam started shitting all over the place I distinctly remember it saying it was searching my drive for installed software. That was the first red flag and I shoulda flipped the switch then and there. I'll bet they were trying to disable any virus scanners. I let it proceed though as this came before the events that led to its removal.

It wasn't a crash. More a series of increasing problems. From DL'ing for hours despite installing from disc, to blocking its use, to DL'ing an update that corrupted the game. The ammo counter was moved to the center of the screen and the backgrounds became multicolored.

I explained it in the previous reply. It was at least a year ago. They refused to fix the game or ship a clean version, but hey why not tamper with dormant accounts because Valve gives a big 'F you' to their customers.

Yeah that just sounds like you fucked the install up or your computer was shit.
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BeerOnTap posted...

I wouldn't know, since I have a powerful PC.

Lol console peasantry.

bet you my $500 console can play games the same or better than your $1000+ pc.
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pen pineapple apple peb
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DPsx7 posted...

If you don't think they do, then why hasn't anyone answered me when I asked why Valve sent me a note about updating my profile even though it hasn't been touched in years? Nah that's not suspicious at all...

most places do that. it's just a "hey, you remember we exist, right?" notice.

also privacy policy updates prompt those reminders, too.

gamefaqs even sends those emails, btw.
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isn't this a muscles topic
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blinx the time sweeper

both of em
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it doesn't even matter if crossplay is something you think you wouldn't use, there's still no reason to not want it to happen
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GardenHamster posted...

@Dynalo posted...

Many of the machines over here allow tap to pay and it works, but the cashiers are always surprised and/or confused when I use it.

It's so handy. I recommend you guys get it.

Ehhh that old shit #_#.

I use Samsung Pay with my phone.

Basically I just walk up to any card reader, unlock my phone, put my phone in front of it. Then it pays

People here in USA always think I am from the future or some millionaire tech mogul xD

I especially love the ones who go, "Apple Pay does not work here."

Then I am like "Ya that is cool, push the credit button on your screen already please."

Then they are like "But it does not work!"

Then I lean over and press the credit button for them, and it processes and I say "Ok cool thanks, can I get my receipt now?"

i dont believe this ever happened
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you don't know me
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Slyk90 posted...

helIy posted...

Slyk90 posted...

asleep because it was 6 or 7

Must be nice to be 14 again

... what the fuck else am I going to do while confined to a hospital bed, edge lord?

Don't care honestly. Could bitch less?

you obviously care or you wouldn't be here bitching about me
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I used my phone to pay for so e stuff at Walmart a while ago a d they thought I was stealing because I didn't do anything but scan then look at my phone to do the thing and leave
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I had a grilled chicken breast on a chibatta roll with Swiss cheese

some mashed potatoes and gravy, and fresh pineapple with some dusty lemonade.
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Far-Queue posted...

Your kid visit at all?

yeah, though I really dont want to expose him to the gross super bacteria in a hospital. he has a less than stellar immune system.
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Slyk90 posted...

asleep because it was 6 or 7

Must be nice to be 14 again

... what the fuck else am I going to do while confined to a hospital bed, edge lord?
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adjl posted...

I... don't even know how to respond to such an absurd statement. You take console wars far too seriously if you define friendship as having the same consoles as you. If that was not a joke, please seek help immediately.

that's the guy that claims steam is the devil and he formatted his entire hard drive to get rid of it.
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76739980
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i cant stand this constant itching

this morning the doctor came in, the head of infectious blood and diseases (fancy), and checked me over. I was pretty much asleep because it was 6 or 7 in the morning, and Ive been itchy as shit all night

they gave me a benadryl. one. it didn't do shit, I think it made me more itchy, actually

anyways, i believe he said my white blood cell count was back to normal, which seems right because I'm not in any pain anymore. just extreme discomfort because of all the swelling and my gigantic balls, and the itching.

get naked and wrap yourself in wool. it sucks.

however, yesterday I finally took a shit after 11 days, and I walked. I waddled like a penguin for the most part, but I did it
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

helIy posted...

Krazy_Kirby posted...

helIy posted...

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Sony said they wanted Microsoft to crossplay last gen and Microsoft said no. No one likes the decision, but it's business.

helIy posted...

Microsoft had crossplay last gen though

not with sony. sony wanted to, they didn't.

can't complain when sony does the same thing to them.

that's because Sony did not want to.

it's one thing to say no to crossplay because you're in the lead, but to then go and do crossplay anyways means something else entirely.

sony wanted to crossplay with microsoft last gen, they said no.

now the roles are reversed and they are whining

no, no Sony didn't.
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OneTimeBen posted...

Not a lot care about cross play

id ask where you came up with this one, but I know the answer will just be "out of my ass"
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

helIy posted...

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Sony said they wanted Microsoft to crossplay last gen and Microsoft said no. No one likes the decision, but it's business.

helIy posted...

Microsoft had crossplay last gen though

not with sony. sony wanted to, they didn't.

can't complain when sony does the same thing to them.

that's because Sony did not want to.

it's one thing to say no to crossplay because you're in the lead, but to then go and do crossplay anyways means something else entirely.
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OneTimeBen posted...

Its one game. Who really cares? Only Fortnight players. Cross play is tricky. MS and Nintendo can be buddies all they want because that is their only hope.

you realize Microsoft could buy both Nintendo and Sony, and still turn a profit that quarter, right?
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Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Sony said they wanted Microsoft to crossplay last gen and Microsoft said no. No one likes the decision, but it's business.

helIy posted...

Microsoft had crossplay last gen though

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DPsx7 posted...

Get new friends. If they don't have the same PS4/Switch that you're using then they're doing something wrong

uh, no?

dont be such a bitch that you'd drop a friend just because they went blue instead of green.
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no
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