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Lolicon of Zelda

I can understand the whole "I can't wank to this" notion. For some people, it breaks suspension of disbelief when they know that a character is canonically not compatible with them.

But, come on, they told us like two years ago that she was gay.

When I saw the title, I figured there was a 50/50 chance it was gonna be the snake scene from Jungle Book.

Glad it was the other snake.

Is he the guy who denied people access to his church during a hurricane?

Nintendo's been trying to make her SamASS for years. She'll always be a boob girl though.

Dr_Agon posted...

Hey guys, there's this new thing called an Echo Fighter. We will put an E next to the character's name and they will have exactly the same move set. It's almost like a costume. That'll be 10 bucks.

If Mortal Kombat were released today, all of the ninjas past Scorpion and Sub-Zero would be DLC.

And hidden boss fights would be pay-to-win.

He's not bigger than Bowser, is he?

<_<

Would be a 10 without the tat sleeves, but I'd gladly settle for a 9/10.

Was there ever a time when RPGs weren't about waifus?

Engage Ridley
Mother Fucker

Howl posted...

How progressive of them. First start a craze and speak about how cool vaping is and how ant-cigarettes you all are all over the city. Then, get thousands of people addicted to your new product. Finally, ban your new product outright and still leave cigarettes completely legal. This is liberal logic at its absolute finest.

It's not liberal logic, it's capitalism in action.

what a fedora believes

Sorry, maturity. Adulthood doesn't win today!

I called work and played two truths and a lie. Then I went to the back of the theater to sit with the other four unattended adults and watch a kid's movie from 1990. I'm both proud and ashamed of myself, but it was the most bossa nova decision of my life.

Good movie.
I give it three shells out of four.

Blue_Inigo posted...

She aint no little girl, son

Nah, that's kind of the definition of a little girl. She has small breasts, but some young girls do.

Mega Man x Universal Monsters

- The Creature from the Black Lagoon is weak against the Frankenstein Monster's electrical spark

- The Mummy's bandages can wrap around the Invisible Man and tag where he's at

- The Wolf Man can be easily beaten with Mr. Hyde's silver cane

Why does it look grey and edgy?

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Femifisted

I mean, it's natural to be broken up about losing the person who meant the most to you. It's not like a movie where someone loses the person who raised them and is fine the next scene. This can take months or years to come to terms with.

The thing that gets me is that I had a dream where the theater was going to be showing this movie, but I had the wrong time written down and arrived after the film was over. Also, the theater seats were replaced with lawn chairs because dream logic.

It's practically a premonition.

And I can do the responsible adult thing and be a wage slave or I can act like a manchild and skip work for the one good live action movie to ever be based off a cartoon show.

Time, why you punish me?

You're right. I'm no better than they are.

A local theater is going to be showing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I'm thinking about being the creepy-ass adult sitting in the back row of a theater full of kids just to revisit a movie after 25 years.

It's as sad as it sounds, but I'm totally considering it. And unlike the other four 30-somethings in the audience who won't have kids with them, I won't be wearing a bright green TMNT shirt.

HashtagTartarus posted...

Define "sapient".

If the only way she can communicate consent is to raise her tail, she's not sapient. Sapient would be more along the lines of her having the ability to tell you that Game of Thrones went downhill after the second season.

If they can't verbally state, "Human, let's make love," you shouldn't want or try to put your dick in them.

Very much so. Not in the sense of objectifying or having a preference, but damn there are some fine black women.

I have seen pictures involving the mare anatomy. No, it's not something I'm into or anything that I was curious about. But I have seen it in a picture before. And I've seen some women who have vaginas that look nearly identical.

It's not what the vagina looks like that counts. It's who it belongs to. If it belongs to a willing human adult, it's fair game. If it belongs to someone who is not human, not an adult, or not consenting, you should pass on it.

For the sake of argument, a sapient fictional being qualifies as "human" in this context. :v

Some humans have horse-like p*****. Why would a centaur be any different?

The Friday the 13th films were surprisingly different from one another. No two felt quite the same.

To tag or ignore? That is the question.

FL81 posted...

https://imgur.com/UFP60wK

Al Bundy's favorite movie

HashtagTartarus posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

If anthros were real, I'd still be that guy accused of bestiality because my ideal type is the human brain / animal body type. I blame Disney and My Little Pony.

Hey, as long as they are capable of consenting, you'll hear no judgement from me.

Consent + Sapience

The latter is as important as the former.

If anthros were real, I'd still be that guy accused of bestiality because my ideal type is the human brain / animal body type. I blame Disney and My Little Pony.

Teenage Independent Turtle Sisters

Not only are the ponies easier on the eyes than the wrestlers, but I think the fighting in MLP is better than the current WWE product.4

:v

cute pony butts

Gay men are hot and gay women are not?

Sounds like a victory for straight guys. Less competition from ideal males and less likely for desirable women to be off-limits.

The inverse is at the top of my "fantasies I'd never carry out in real life" list.

<_<;

The planet is actually inhabited by.... talking magical ponies.

The bad news is that my deodorant smells like piss.

I woke up in a sweat last night that was so saturated, I half-wondered if I'd relieved myself in my sleep. A few moments ago, I washed up my cover after noticing a piss-like order in the air. Then I discovered the scent wasn't coming from the cover, but from my arm. I had the day off, so I decided to wear the cheap deodorant and test it out while I was all alone.

No more of the cheap stuff for me. <_<

...but then I took thousand arrows to the knee.

People would argue whether or not it was all a dream.

She's playing hide and seek with her friend McQuack.

Your favorite movie sucks

What's the downs-

I mean,

I'll think about it. <_<

Dems just needed a better candidate than Hillary or the guy who promised everything would be literally free.

You're enjoying yourself to something that's really gross or really embarrassing, then you switch over to something normal just before release?

You're the worst console

Robotic sex pet.