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TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/08/18 10:54:24 PM
#37
FortuneCookie posted...
Body types range from "flat is justice" to "literally bigger than her head." Hair color optional as well.
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/08/18 7:13:46 PM
#25
gunplagirl posted...
What's the downside


Obsessive anime fans?
TopicMan has unprotected sex with his dog as a substitute for his deceased wife.
FortuneCookie
04/08/18 5:34:06 PM
#48
UnfairRepresent posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
honestly I just don't understand how someone can look at a dog's nasty ass and think sexually about it

There isn't a single hole on Earth known to man that some guy, somewhere hasn't thought "Hey let's go stick my dick in that!"


A blender?
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/08/18 5:32:07 PM
#22
Kid_Buu posted...
yes

not sure what to vote if im a pre-everything trans woman


Female.
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/08/18 5:06:19 PM
#19
or a busty "18" year old
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 12:01:20 PM
#14
fire_bolt posted...
Read this as "Science can create an anime girl for me" and am now disappoint


It can. The twist is you ARE the anime girl.
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 10:52:27 AM
#6
You've seen Roger Rabbit, right? It's like that, but with anime instead of western animation.
TopicGay guys of CE, are you disgusted by the female body?
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 10:51:00 AM
#25
Fony posted...


You have excellent taste in women. :)
TopicThis video made me rage like no other holy shit.
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 10:47:04 AM
#2
Holy escape from karma, Batman!
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 10:45:58 AM
#4
Just for clarification, you look like a hand drawn anime girl and still exist in a three-dimensional world.
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 10:44:41 AM
#3
Doe posted...
Am I like uploaded into anime land or what? Can't be anime if you're 3d


Yes, you can. 'Cause science!
TopicScience has found a way to make you an anime girl. Do you become one?
FortuneCookie
04/07/18 10:42:17 AM
#1
Changes are permanent - Results (15 votes)
Yes, and I'm a guy
53.33% (8 votes)
8
No, I'm a guy
46.67% (7 votes)
7
Yes, I'm a girl
0% (0 votes)
0
No, and I'm a girl
0% (0 votes)
0
The transformation is estrogen-based, so they cannot make you an anime male.

Body types range from "flat is justice" to "literally bigger than her head." Hair color optional as well.
TopicCuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 11:41:53 PM
#12
Mutant fetishism is the X-man's fetish
Topic"Because humans hate us, I hate humans." - Genis Sage, Half-elf
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 10:25:23 PM
#8
It's impossible for elves to be racist.
TopicHas anyone played the new Tomb Raider?
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 8:54:46 PM
#20
You're not Spider-Man.
TopicPOLL: Are you fit?
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 8:53:34 PM
#38
One letter off.
TopicTFW your favorite video game series has little to no hope for a revival game .
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 8:25:07 PM
#8
Super Mario World 3 is just around the corner.
TopicIf there's one thing Batman vs Superman truly ruined,
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 8:23:29 PM
#6
Slimfizzle posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
"Why did you say that name?"

*seductively whispers in Batmans ear*

Martha


Joker's not the only one who can give Batman a boner. ;)
TopicIf there's one thing Batman vs Superman truly ruined,
FortuneCookie
04/05/18 8:22:52 PM
#5
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
My Amazon Queen was the best part about that movie.


Only if you watch her solo movie first. Her cameo appearance makes no sense without it.
TopicTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 10:04:45 PM
#36
3khc posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
A better topic would be April O'Neal versus Pink Ranger.

:3

Yellow


Oh, damn.
Topicrip shawn micheals hair
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 10:04:11 PM
#8
_BlueMonk posted...
Barber: "I'm sorry. I love you."


:'(
TopicTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 10:02:49 PM
#34
A better topic would be April O'Neal versus Pink Ranger.

:3
TopicIf there's one thing Batman vs Superman truly ruined,
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 9:59:59 PM
#1
it's the name Martha.

I can never hear it without thinking to myself, "Why did you say that name?"
TopicThe entire world knows your porn search history OR never have sex again.
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 9:55:05 PM
#25
What topics like these reveal to me is that we're all a bunch of freaks.

This guy's a furry.
This guy likes animated girls who look like they're 12.
This dude wants a slave.
That dude wants to be a slave.
This girl's into urinating.
This person's into feet.
This person objectifies obesity.
This individual wants a woman to spit on him and call him dirty names.

The fact that everyone freaks out at the thought of their porn history being made known is pretty much an open declaration that we're all more or less into things which we feel the outside world won't understand. We're all messed up in our tastes and we don't want others to know about it -- even though there's at least a 50% chance that they're into something we'd find weird.
TopicHas anyone played the new Tomb Raider?
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 9:49:28 PM
#3
No titty
No play
TopicThe entire world knows your porn search history OR never have sex again.
FortuneCookie
04/04/18 9:47:34 PM
#22
"In my defense, the animators knew that dog was sexy when they drew her."
TopicWhy is it hard to make a great wrestling game?
FortuneCookie
04/03/18 8:13:21 PM
#3
Because the THQ engine is in copyright limbo.
TopicI'm falling for two women at the same time, while also still in love with an ex
FortuneCookie
04/03/18 8:05:14 PM
#9
Threesome.
TopicWhat is the meaning behind your username?
FortuneCookie
04/03/18 8:04:56 PM
#18
It's named after a fortune cookie.
TopicHow long til we see Disney take a crack at a Dragon Ball Cinematic Universe?
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 11:57:49 PM
#5
Man of Steal is my favorite DBZ movie, but I wouldn't be surprised if Disney could still do better.
TopicMLP Social v.2459: "Where are the baths? A lady gets dirty in battle."
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:39:14 PM
#491
^_^b
TopicGame Male of 2017 Round 56: Fox McCloud vs Dante
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:35:35 PM
#8
Foxie
TopicMLP Social v.2459: "Where are the baths? A lady gets dirty in battle."
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:33:41 PM
#489
Kayiel posted...
Hey Cookie, who's your favorite pony? :)


Rarity, but Fluttershy's not far behind. Yours?

:)
TopicMLP Social v.2459: "Where are the baths? A lady gets dirty in battle."
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:06:28 PM
#487
MegamanXfan21xx posted...
Human Fluttershy by burst-fire


If I have to settle for human, I will.
TopicI made crab linguine for dinner last night (pic)
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:59:40 AM
#15
I read that as "crab lingerie."
TopicSinclair ordered dozens of local networks to run identical scripts
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:56:29 AM
#9
Saw that on John Oliver. Not a show I watch, but I happened to catch that segment. It's pretty crazy that they would expect it to be spoken verbatim without thinking someone would pick up on it.

You could maybe get away with that in 1973, but not when there's internet or the ability to send recorded videos to one another by way of mobile phone.

Next time, tell them the gist of the message and have them put it in their own words.
TopicYou gotta feel bad for the penguin.
FortuneCookie
04/02/18 9:54:12 AM
#4
02fran posted...
His waifu is waiting for him in heaven


:(
TopicWhat is your biggest secret?
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 9:42:15 PM
#12
I killed a guy and buried the body at 1-2-3 Fake Street.
TopicYou gotta feel bad for the penguin.
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 9:41:01 PM
#1
YvpQhFk

Poor little guy. :(
TopicDid you do anything special for Easter Fools Day?
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 9:05:10 PM
#1
Anyone play pranks on kids searching for Easter eggs?
Topic/b/ is worth being on today
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 6:14:22 PM
#10
Omnislasher posted...
why's that, tc?


Users are assigned "teams" based upon their viewing history and they're having a field day with it. Teams are based on candy types (Peep, Mini) or flavors (Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Creme).

Right now, I seem to be part of Team Peanut Butter.
Topic/b/ is worth being on today
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 4:40:58 PM
#3
The team memes are funny tho.
TopicMLP Social v.2459: "Where are the baths? A lady gets dirty in battle."
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 4:40:35 PM
#460
Kayiel posted...
Unless your name is Corrin, I think you need to get in line. :)


She can call me by any name she wishes. ;)
Topic/b/ is worth being on today
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 4:39:28 PM
#1
I haven't said that in a while.
TopicSo there was an Italian boxer in the original Punch Out named 'Pizza Pasta'
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 2:48:35 PM
#7
Looks like he wasn't quick enough to avoid that oncoming bus.
TopicSo there was an Italian boxer in the original Punch Out named 'Pizza Pasta'
FortuneCookie
04/01/18 2:47:05 PM
#5
There was a UK knockoff with even more racial names like Tribal Trouble and Fling Long Chop.
TopicMLP Social v.2459: "Where are the baths? A lady gets dirty in battle."
FortuneCookie
03/31/18 9:39:54 PM
#432
ZMythos posted...


Oh, be nice.
TopicMLP Social v.2459: "Where are the baths? A lady gets dirty in battle."
FortuneCookie
03/31/18 9:21:42 PM
#427
Love the title to this one.

If the lady needs someone to help bathe her, I'd be more than happy to volunteer.
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