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TopicSomeone just shared this on my FB about men. Please give me your thoughts.
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 11:19:53 AM
#27
doesn't seem like something the masculine american male would write
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TopicWould you date a really weird lady?
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 11:16:33 AM
#5
Pepys Monster posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
is she hot?

Average

need pics
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicApparently the ps5 dev kit is being sent out to certain devs
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 11:15:38 AM
#43
Coffeebeanz posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Feel bad for people who fell for the PS4 Pro meme


I have one. Waste of money.

Although a handful of games really do look amazing - Horizon in particular.

That said, the Pro is only $100 more than the Slim, but has a 1 TB HDD instead of 500 GB, so if you're just getting a PS4 it's probably the better deal.

Nah it's a terrible deal


I'd pay $100 more for the larger hard drive and better resolutions if I didn't have a PS4. Plus it has 1080p 60fps low latency remote play, which is awesome. I play my PS4 Pro streamed to my laptop all the time because they improved it so much. I definitely wouldn't "upgrade" to a Pro if I already had a PS4, though.

I wouldn't pay $250 more for an X1X over an X1S though.

slim has 1tb
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWould you date a really weird lady?
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 11:13:49 AM
#2
is she hot?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicPeople you know who pronounce words wrong
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 11:07:53 AM
#13
my dad

"month" = "mont"
"walmart" = "walmark"
"jania" = "janille"
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicApparently the ps5 dev kit is being sent out to certain devs
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 11:05:13 AM
#34
lol I still have 40+ games to play on ps3
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicI think I fell in love with a stripper...
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 9:03:27 AM
#27
i'm n luv wit a stripper!
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicHow am I supposed to have sex if the vagina won't open?
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 1:18:54 AM
#16
Xx_T4rg3t3d_xX posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
is she erect?

She isnt erect. She has a vagina that is too tight to enter. I wonder if I could stick a screwdriver in there or if it is too tight for even that.

there's the problem. You got her set to 'm' for "mini" when she should be set to 'w' for "wumbo."
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic10 billion dollars but you can never post on CE again
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 1:17:10 AM
#22
later loserz
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicHow am I supposed to have sex if the vagina won't open?
Alexanaxela
03/07/18 1:15:22 AM
#13
is she erect?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicJust had a legit paranormal experience at work
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 3:26:10 PM
#11
the tweest: your boss is actually a ghost
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWhat planet did the dinosaurs live on again?
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 3:11:05 PM
#9
a pool outside
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicJimble Kimbel hosted the most sexist show in history, The Man Show
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 2:00:21 PM
#104
and now, girls jumping on trampolines!

ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi!
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicwhy dont you like rap
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 12:20:46 PM
#247
robellr13 posted...
@Alexanaxela

Uh Kendrick, Cole and drake do it...and theyre not corny like this guy. Its his personality , not his talent.

yeah I don't see it and you haven't really explained it. "He's corny because he's corny."
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicwhy dont you like rap
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 11:19:13 AM
#178
robellr13 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
robellr13 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Please post me some good rap that doesn't involve bitches, hoes, drugs, or sex...

Genuinely interested in hearing some of it.

j. cole - love yourz

you can also check out stuff by dee-1, he's a christian rapper that doesn't curse


Jcole
Kendrick
Dave East
Logic
Gambino

Theyre really the only "new" rappers i listen to

Meek Mills i listen to when i work out

you should check out joyner lucas' stuff if you like j.cole and kendrick


Joyner Lucas is a pretentious bitch. I get that hes talented but the dude is dissing logic just to get some recognition.

I hear that a lot with hip-hop heads and it always saddens me. It's like if you choose to rap about something other than women, money, drugs, ghetto, or how cool you are then you're just seen as corny, pretentious, preachy, etc


Joyner Lucas : I got I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight
Nine bitches wanna fuck, 10 n word wanna rush, 11 hitters on a bus
12 think they one of us, 13 other guns, 14 runners-up, 15 rubber gloves, 16 double pumps
17 shots in your face till you cuddle up, 18 ways you can die tryna fuck with us

yup it's a lose/lose situation. Rappers can't be well rounded or rap about lots of different things anymore. You either have to be corny and preachy 100% of the time or you're just another guy rapping about women, money, drugs, ghetto, or how cool they are

that bank account remix does go hard though
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicwhy dont you like rap
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 11:04:10 AM
#154
robellr13 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Please post me some good rap that doesn't involve bitches, hoes, drugs, or sex...

Genuinely interested in hearing some of it.

j. cole - love yourz

you can also check out stuff by dee-1, he's a christian rapper that doesn't curse


Jcole
Kendrick
Dave East
Logic
Gambino

Theyre really the only "new" rappers i listen to

Meek Mills i listen to when i work out

you should check out joyner lucas' stuff if you like j.cole and kendrick


Joyner Lucas is a pretentious bitch. I get that hes talented but the dude is dissing logic just to get some recognition.

I hear that a lot with hip-hop heads and it always saddens me. It's like if you choose to rap about something other than women, money, drugs, ghetto, or how cool you are then you're just seen as corny, pretentious, preachy, etc
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicwhy dont you like rap
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 10:58:52 AM
#139
KingCrabCake posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Please post me some good rap that doesn't involve bitches, hoes, drugs, or sex...

Genuinely interested in hearing some of it.

j. cole - love yourz

you can also check out stuff by dee-1, he's a christian rapper that doesn't curse


Jcole
Kendrick
Dave East
Logic
Gambino

Theyre really the only "new" rappers i listen to

Meek Mills i listen to when i work out

you should check out joyner lucas' stuff if you like j.cole and kendrick
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicwhy dont you like rap
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 10:49:14 AM
#123
Dustin1280 posted...
Please post me some good rap that doesn't involve bitches, hoes, drugs, or sex...

Genuinely interested in hearing some of it.

j. cole - love yourz

you can also check out stuff by dee-1, he's a christian rapper that doesn't curse
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicTexting and driving on a motorcycle with 3 kids, none wearing helmets. *pic*
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 10:46:12 AM
#17
with no regard for human life
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topicwhy dont you like rap
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 10:43:02 AM
#111
as someone that actually likes rap, I'm disappointed in the amount of cursing and degradation of women
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicLMAFO @ android phones just pathetic *pic*
Alexanaxela
03/06/18 10:40:21 AM
#68
AlisLandale posted...
What can an iphone(/android) do that an android(/iphone) cant?

What significant difference in functionality exists between the two brands?

my android phone talks with my laptop easier
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicLMAFO @ android phones just pathetic *pic*
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 9:58:58 PM
#59
and here i thought iphone x wasn't selling good
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicLMAFO @ android phones just pathetic *pic*
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 8:45:23 PM
#6
doogee
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicAmpharos or Electabuzz?
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 6:43:22 PM
#20
ForestLogic posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
... there's only 151 pokemon people


Shut the fuck up.

can't argue with facts


Uhhhhhh....... shut the fuck up.

your jimmies seem rustled

Duncanwii posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
... there's only 151 pokemon people

If that's true explain Scizor Electivire and Porygon Z.

english plz
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicHere's how to get a girl to be into you heavy.
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 2:20:29 PM
#29
xfd tc you forgot the most important step tc: the point of texting is to setup an inperson meet between you two. That should be your focus when texting
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicOscars ratings hit an all-time low last night
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 1:40:14 PM
#124
HypnoCoosh posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
and now, girls jumping on trampolines!


I forgot about that lol

ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi!
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicThere are people right now who don't use 50 posts per page
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 12:16:53 PM
#14
it's disgusting to even think about *vomits in mouth a little bit*
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicOscars ratings hit an all-time low last night
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 12:12:40 PM
#104
J E S U S posted...
jimmy kimmel, the former host of the man show?

and now, girls jumping on trampolines!
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicAmpharos or Electabuzz?
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 12:03:01 PM
#15
ForestLogic posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
... there's only 151 pokemon people


Shut the fuck up.

can't argue with facts
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicOscars ratings hit an all-time low last night
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 11:23:21 AM
#93
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
So is The Shape of Water a SJWfest or is it actually a good movie?

It's about fucking a fish

no it's about saving a fish and then having a loving relationship with it
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic*Desired Compensation - *(required field)
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 11:21:24 AM
#18
i just put a 9 followed by 9 9's
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicI need becky
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 11:03:44 AM
#4
gimme dat becky
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicAmpharos or Electabuzz?
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 10:48:05 AM
#10
... there's only 151 pokemon people
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicOscars ratings hit an all-time low last night
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 9:59:59 AM
#14
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
The Admiral posted...
The good news did not carry over to ratings for the 90th Academy Awards, which (correctly) crowned The Shape of Water as Best Picture


Don't know anything about the movie, but this is fucking garbage journalism. Keep your fucking opinions to yourself when reporting on stuff.

Sorry, huge pet peeve of mine

On topic: wasn't even aware the Oscars were last night

... ugh they meant that there wasn't "envelopegate" this year...
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicOscars ratings hit an all-time low last night
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 9:58:25 AM
#9
yeah its going to go down pretty much every year
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicGood ice breaker for a girl in my class?
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 1:57:12 AM
#11
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Vulgorn posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
Treat her like you would any other person

Work your way to the ig, then get freaky in the dms.


See I'm used to going from 0 to 100 with women, so this is all new to me. I think I wanna put in the work here, make this more natural.

tell her if you were teh genie you would rearrange the alphabet and put 'i' at the beginning and 'u' at the end
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicGood ice breaker for a girl in my class?
Alexanaxela
03/05/18 1:43:58 AM
#7
tell her you had a bowl of nails for breakfast that morning

without any milk
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWhite girl twerking
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 7:05:16 PM
#12
fine if you guys don't want her, I'll take her
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWoman dumps popcorn on 2 year old at movie theater for talking during the movie
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 4:00:19 PM
#123
JScriv posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
JScriv posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
JcOpIVY86 posted...
Back to the story, you dont talk to a strangers young child, ever.

Why not? Your comment applies: How do you expect them to learn how to handle strangers if they never talk to them?

I dont mind strangers talking to my kids, but they dont have the right to correct them.

lol this is how we get situations like this


Not really. Parents not doing their own jobs is how you get situations like that. Although I only watched 10 seconds of the video.

exactly. This assumption that parents can do no wrong and always know best is sadly wrong
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWoman dumps popcorn on 2 year old at movie theater for talking during the movie
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 2:44:47 PM
#115
JScriv posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
JcOpIVY86 posted...
Back to the story, you dont talk to a strangers young child, ever.

Why not? Your comment applies: How do you expect them to learn how to handle strangers if they never talk to them?

I dont mind strangers talking to my kids, but they dont have the right to correct them.

lol this is how we get situations like this


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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicAt the theater to see Black Panther. It's almost completely empty.
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 2:23:20 PM
#26
CableZL posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
... wat? Why would the handicap seats be farthest from the screen way at the top of the theater?


At some theaters, the entrance is at the top of the theater and you just take stairs down the sides to get to the closer seats. That's how the Alamo Drafthouse is.

i see
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicAt the theater to see Black Panther. It's almost completely empty.
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 2:18:24 PM
#23
I Like Toast posted...
4:30 Z5Z6c36

... wat? Why would the handicap seats be farthest from the screen way at the top of the theater?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWoman dumps popcorn on 2 year old at movie theater for talking during the movie
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 12:08:12 PM
#63
TheVipaGTS posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
so we're srsly going to say people that enjoy watching movies with their dad have issues now?

i didn't say that at all. did you even read my post? I said depending on what the movie was, and given how the person acted at said movie (again, EVERYTHING together), I can understand how one could assume that that is a possibility...I never said "every adult who goes to movies with their parents has issues"....

the fact that going to a movie with a parent would conflate into your post at all is cause for concern. Also initially assuming that the movie must have been a kids film as if parents don't bring their kids to movies they probably shouldn't be at
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWoman dumps popcorn on 2 year old at movie theater for talking during the movie
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 11:40:13 AM
#38
TheVipaGTS posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Beyond that the women in question clearly had some issues, as her 61 year old FATHER was taking her to this movie...

... going to a movie with your father means you have issues?

i mean when you conflate that with the fact that she assaulted a 2 year old in seemingly an instant and was at a movie that a 2 year old could be at I think you could assume that is the case...I kind of wish they mentioned what movie it was >_>

Also depending on how hard its thrown a contusion from a popcorn bucket isn't that crazy. the bigger ones have fairly hard bottoms that are edged. I can see how that can harm a 2 year old.

so we're srsly going to say people that enjoy watching movies with their dad have issues now?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWoman dumps popcorn on 2 year old at movie theater for talking during the movie
Alexanaxela
03/04/18 11:01:14 AM
#13
Dustin1280 posted...
Beyond that the women in question clearly had some issues, as her 61 year old FATHER was taking her to this movie...

... going to a movie with your father means you have issues?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicWhat's wrong with Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique?
Alexanaxela
03/03/18 8:35:18 PM
#22
Zikten posted...
She spends too much time in her blonde form even though she is "mutant and proud"

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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicScenario: Person you despised the most dies 2 miles from your current location.
Alexanaxela
03/03/18 8:27:10 PM
#6
... i wanna know tc's thought process as he was making this topic
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicHad to report a kid for making threats against our school when he was joking.
Alexanaxela
03/03/18 6:56:57 PM
#27
yeah we need an update
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicIf you could chill with a deceased famous person
Alexanaxela
03/03/18 9:58:56 AM
#3
... do they come back to life?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
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