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Uhhhhhhhh
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Single John Cena is dark and mysterious

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Corrik posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

https://twitter.com/ap/status/995020899014373376?s=21

BREAKING: Pompeo: US to assist North Korea with its economy if it gets rid of nuclear weapons.

....didnt we just scrap this exact same sort of deal with someone else?

Long story short. No.

Ill take the long story
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https://twitter.com/ap/status/995020899014373376?s=21

BREAKING: Pompeo: US to assist North Korea with its economy if it gets rid of nuclear weapons.

....didnt we just scrap this exact same sort of deal with someone else?
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Speaking of wrestlers putting themselves through shit, does Will Ospreay do as much stupid shit as I hear he does? Apparently he had an amazing match recently where he just landed on his head and everyone tells him to stop fucking landing on his head and he refuses and tells people he doesn't want to hear it.

He says hes okay enough to keep wrestling though!
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voltch posted...

Geez how badly has WWE broken Jakyl that he's not just watching Dragon Gate, but he's watching CIMA's offshoot projects.

At this rate he'll be fantasy booking a Yano vs. Stalker Ichikawa feud before long.

Oh and Kzy is my new favorite wrestler
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And no, my fantasy booking is Stalker Ichikawa vs. Minoru Suzuki
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His project hasnt started yet! He just brought those two students to a real DG show because he was coming back to Japan to officially take over the company.

He picked up a few DG regulars and headed back to China already.
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If you could play Kingdom Hearts with Ishii/Yano as your party I would buy 3 copies
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Hey, that feeling when you complete Kingdom Hearts Final Mix and you see this name in the credits:

https://imgur.com/3XGQX4Y

Would love to see him as an optional boss
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Eddv posted...

Well yeah, I am sure their ring psychology is shit, but still safely doing a springboard off someones back and not wrecking yourself is plenty impressive for a newb

Yeah there was basically 0 selling by the Chinese guys. CIMA and T-Hawk basically directed them through the match to hit their spots as their partners.
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You might say theyre like the anti-Revival. All flips, no fists.
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China is the hot new market for wrestling.

A few companies have toured there, but DG is the first big company to actually endeavor to start a promotion there. Coming soon!
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Okay party pooper
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19 years old, 9 months since learning that pro wrestling existed, their first match in Japan and their second overall.

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You gotta see this shit that CIMA has his Chinese students doing in their second ever match

https://twitter.com/golazodan/status/993148565282271233?s=21

https://twitter.com/golazodan/status/993150350839435270?s=21

https://twitter.com/golazodan/status/993150921881382915?s=21

https://twitter.com/golazodan/status/993151265503924224?s=21

He literally had to teach them WHAT PRO WRESTLING IS 6 months ago

This is insanity

EDIT: Sorry, 9 months ago. Theyre grizzled vets
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https://twitter.com/thevincerusso/status/995114110332252160?s=21

The ABSOLUTE FACT that I am ready, willing and able to appear at ALL IN while others are already attempting to do EVERYTHING in their power to keep me from attending-tells you just about everything you need to know about ME & THEM.

https://twitter.com/codyrhodes/status/995169670285156352?s=21

We don't reward bad behavior. Stay away from our event.

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Russo got announced for Starrcast, the convention surrounding All In, today.

The feedback was so negative that he got uninvited within hours.
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http://money.cnn.com/2018/05/11/media/rudy-giuliani-trump-att-time-warner/index.html

Rudy Giuliani just contradicted the White House and the Justice Department on a very sensitive subject: The AT&T-Time Warner deal.

"The president denied the merger," Giuliani, a new member of President Trump's legal team, said in an interview with HuffPost on Friday.

But the assertion that "the president denied the merger" flies in the face of everything the government has previously said about the deal.

"If Giuliani didn't misspeak, this is major news," former federal prosecutor Renato Mariotti tweeted Friday night. "It is highly unusual for the president to be involved in DOJ merger decisions."

It is possible that Giuliani misspoke, or that he simply does not know what he's talking about.

LOL
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Eddv posted...

So what you mean to say is "yes corrik, we have gotten to the point where you can run on raising taxes and win votes"

Well, if people automatically assume all politicians are lying...
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Corrik posted...

literal mid term ammo for Republicans.

Phrasing
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Also I like that AJ ordered spaghetti and meatballs
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I watched that new Table For 3

So weird hearing Don West commentary on WWE Network
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I just realized that EC3 is actually somewhat modest. He says he's in the top 1% of this industry. I reckon there are maybe 2500 wrestlers in the world. That's only Top 25! Most people claim to be #1!
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SmartMuffin posted...

show me.... offensive tweets!

https://twitter.com/GoodwinMJ/status/994897239003844608

*price is right fail music*

Also I just realized you totally mixed your game show references
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https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/6qz917s9ky/EUIResults_Europe_April2018_Toplines_FINAL_180430_w.pdf

This is the survey cited by the tweet Muffin shared

Its super interesting to me that yes, most people think immigration and terrorism are the biggest issues for the EU as a whole, but when you break it down to whats the biggest issue for your country and even further to whats the biggest issue for your family, terrorism drops off the table almost entirely, and immigration takes a back seat to health care/jobs/the environment.

It kind of supports foolmos notion that people are led to believe these things are big problems, but it doesnt affect them locally or personally so they ascribe the issues to other surrounding nations.
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Gallup actually tracks this monthly for the US

Right now amongst likely voters, the top issues are

1.) Poor Leadership
2.) Economy
3.) Immigration

Terrorism didnt even rank this month. More people actually said Americas biggest problem is Childrens Behavior
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https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/05/11/health/lgbtq-discrimination-school-district-trnd/index.html

A student was required by the superintendent to read a passage from the Bible as punishment on at least two occasions. The building administrator acknowledged in an interview with state education officials that he required Bible reading as a form of discipline.

Sounds like a totally above-board operation
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Kenri posted...

Vlado posted...

The real answer? Globalism.

So the Boy Scouts of America is run by globalists or it faced pressure from globalists or what? "But globalism!" doesn't actually explain anything.

George Soros
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All those animal names are just a rank hierarchy within Cub/Boy Scouts
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

Webelos are now Webelogs

We?ll Be Loyal Globalists

More like weeb-elos am I right lmfao

(I actually don't know what that is >_>)

I dont know if it still exists, but when I was in Scouts, it was the bridge between Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts

Its based on the phrase Well Be Loyal Scouts.

Webelos

This is also when I realized I didnt actually want to be a Scout.
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TheRock1525 posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

I got DQed from the Pinewood Derby because my dad taped a penny to the bottom of the car.

My dad is normally a pretty upright guy. In hindsight its kind of hilarious and touching that he would cheat for me to win a meaningless Pinewood Derby

We had to tape a nickel to the bottom of mine because it was too light.

I didn't realize that was illegal. They even looked at the bottom of it!

Maybe some districts are more lax on Performance Enhancing Currency
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I got DQed from the Pinewood Derby because my dad taped a penny to the bottom of the car.

My dad is normally a pretty upright guy. In hindsight its kind of hilarious and touching that he would cheat for me to win a meaningless Pinewood Derby
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Nelson_Mandela posted...

More cruel than forcing their children to cross a desert border illegally while dodging armed border patrol agents?

Are the border guards SHOOTING at unarmed attempted border crossers?!?!
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https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/994971961934532608?s=21

How John Kelly responded when NPR asked if it was "cruel and heartless" to take a mother away from her children: "I wouldn't put it quite that way. The children will be taken care of put into foster care or whatever." npr.org/2018/05/11/610

Or whatever
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Webelos are now Webelogs

Well Be Loyal Globalists
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Corrik posted...

FFDragon posted...

it's somehow made even worse since the gop has control of everything right now and trump can't get anything done

if a leftward wind keeps blowing through midterms, he's going to get a lot lamer of a duck than he already is

I hate to say it because I was really hoping he wouldn't run again or a Republican sent out to challenge him would take the nomination, but I am starting to think him being re-elected has a very good chance of happening at this point.

A couple months ago didnt you pretty much state flat out that he would be primaried?
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SgtSphynx posted...

Holy fuck.

https://twitter.com/SamTLevin/status/994974676890759168?s=19

This is America
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Honestly I think the problem is the other women

They all SHOULD be that scared of Shayna!
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...

Also the idea that 60% of Republicans find Trump trustworthy is blowing my mind. I don't think the dude has literally ever spoken aloud and not stretched the truth.

15% of Democrats!
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I think the idea is to watch her overcome this fear and gain respect along the way. It CAN work, mostly because its her starting character.

Like how Bayley got over in NXT even while starting out as a star struck shy doormat, growing into a self-confident powerhouse.

It doesnt work if you REGRESS in that regard though, as seen on the main roster, but it doesnt really matter how low you start from as long as you keep moving upward.
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SmartMuffin posted...

http://variety.com/2018/tv/news/rick-and-morty-renewed-adult-swim-1202805945/

hipsters of the world rejoyce

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/994679218356146176?s=21

mobile.twitter.com/uberfacts/stat This is the greatest news This is my favorite show Ive seen every episode at least 5 times each

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Legit laughed out loud
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https://www.axios.com/first-look-mueller-gains-credibility-among-swing-voters-1526032725-9eda4a00-373c-4b12-83d0-e000c4f18caa.html

Firehouse Strategies, a Republican firm, partnered with the data analytics team at Optimus to interview 2,486 likely midterm voters in four swing states (Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin), and found that "the Mueller investigation is gaining credibility among independent voters."

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Tom Bombadil posted...

Hogan could sell PPV without showing up on TV because he was super cool and beat everybody and everybody loved him.

Right, and notice that the model didnt change AT ALL when Warrior was Champion, but business declined purely because he wasnt as cool as Hogan
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Fun Fact:

PPV main events for Punk during that reign: 5
PPV main events for Lesnar during this reign: 4
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CYBERWAR!!!!

caps
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Attorney General No More!
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Hey look at the top story on CNN mobile site
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Plot Twist: Vince thought it was really Bryan and was just concerned about brain trauma
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