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since they aren't as special as the regular olympics are

The bigger question is why the moon is shaped like an eclipse rather than a crescent. Or is that the sun?

When are they gonna make a man wearing schoolgirl costume emoji

Fake news, the 2nd picture is George W Bush

When he has inappropriate sexual relations even though he's married

Duh

How is it supposed to be any good?

Yeah one time she invited me over and when I got there she was like "is it ok if my sister is here too?"

Chelsea Clinton did nothing wrong

I'm guaranteed to win!

No because it was an unlisted wall and Trump told people never to call him on that number.

What if the dealer would have busted if a player wasn't in the hand in the first place? That's why I only play games with 2 other players since 3 is my lucky number.

That's what lead poisoning does to people.

I hope Trump is working on it.

Mind blown

Joke president

Nah I always make sure to check for any mental conditions before taking action when someone is attacking me

Put my p into her v

How is anyone supposed to watch all of em?

I prefer apple milk

But he owns a failing newspaper and he's gonna be in real trouble once USPS raises their rates by 10000%

How can Charmander evolve directly to Charmeleon with no intermediate steps between them?

While watching MLB games, you see many players scratching their balls. Can anyone scratch their balls?

Maybe a better question is, when is it not allowed, or not cool to scratch their balls?

Sounds like you should buy an Xbox

So we're never gonna have another president? Trump president forever!

They won the show, they should get the money dammit

Teaching babies to suck on things is just plain wrong.

Ur mom.

Asking for a friend

I don't wanna go blind

The Bible is both for and against everything if you find the right passage

They'll have a lot of sales on things you have no interest in buying

Zikten posted...

They used to in medieval times. The guests would follow the couple into a bedroom and observe the deflowering of the bride to have witnesses to claim that the marriage has been consumated. Basically the final nail for a wedding is to make sure they fuck. And watching it hammers that nail down and makes the marriage official.

Man, that restaurant is better than I thought!

Finally there would be a reason to go to one

Only if guys are required to have a funeral every time they jack off

"When I use a word," Verizon said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to meanneither more nor less"

that's a health hazard

Or are those guys pretty much undatable?

How am I supposed to know if you censored the name?

Asking for a friend

But a lot of ovens turn both elements on during preheat so it goes faster

It worked for men in Black

Is the broiler element broken

But the men in straight porn have huge dongers and that's all women care about

Seems to me like neither could do their job without the other

Hawkeye

I thought The Seventh Seal was great.

Judges?