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Wait until you hear who the new admin is

But won't the guests die on the other days?

Hurry before China does it!

I guess sex is a cultural phenomenon by now. It came out over thirty years ago.

Like everybody else I tried to have sex during the craze. Messed with it for a few weeks. No luck. Bought the solution book and got about halfway there. The book sat on the shelf a few years and eventually tossed it in the trash. I had better things to do with my free time.

Now it seems to be the benchmark for amazing achivements. I see news articles claiming somebody had sex after trying for only minutes.

One poor guy spent 26 years trying. Imagine if that time was spent on piano, guitar or singing lessons. Heck he could have earned a BS and a Masters degree in college with all that time spent on trying to have sex. He's never the less thrilled to have had it. I guess congratulations are in order.

The latest gimmick is a robot that can have sex in one second.

Does that mean I get to see her naked?

Intel 8086

Weird, I thought black people rode the subway all the time. Don't they have stops in Harlem?

Don't put it in backwards or it will heat the room. My friend died that way.

Time to start a trade war with China

sadface

How can she walk upside down?

Oh no, is the world gonna freeze and die? How much time do we have?

I don't wanna be a sex criminal

He is the most qualified.

What do I say???

Why waste time trying to find a hydrant? And who pays for all those unnecessary hydrants anyway?

Why can you see the moon during the day but you never see the sun at night?

Largest bomb Russia has ever detonated: 50 megatons
Largest bomb US has ever detonated: 15 megatons

So like 5 more years

Sorry too many clouds

Are you using your black license plate or are you illegally using a white one?

Michael bays only good movie

Convection trip? Do they walk around in circles while being unevenly heated?

But if you could get fired for incompetence less than 10% of people would have a job. That's not a world I want to live in.

That year went by fast

The larger the shell, the higher that the shell has to be fired to be safe.

That's a lesson that we had to learn the hard way after Hiroshima and Nagasaki :/

Asking for a friend

Amazing technology

It is a mystery

Wow thats some amazing porn they've been hiding

But you called them that in the topic title

I'm trying to buy a lot of conflict minerals but no woman wants to mary me :/

No wonder they're so cranky :b

I already have a laser that can carbonize human skin. I got it for like $200.

The downside is that the skin has to be at the focal point of the laser beam, which is usually quite close to the laser diode. Maybe I should figure out some sort of autofocus rig?

Oh, not the porn star?

Literally paying money to sit in a room and watch a screen. I can do that for free at home.

That man has no respect for safety

Nah, Pat

Fyi

REMercsChamp posted...

If we get this one going we're only one step away from what you guys really want - which is all this stuff for sitting around all day and playing video games

Sounds good to me

Affirmative Action

That's ok nobody likes me out here either

Nobel prize time

anyone know?

Asking for a friend

That's sexist