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CyricZ posted...

"Jurassic Park" was just easier to say than "Cretaceous Park". Rolled off the tongue better.

brontosaurs and t-rex never lived at the same time either

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Pterodactylus (/trdktls/ TERR--DAK-til-s, from the Greek: , pterodaktulos, meaning "winged finger") is an extinct flying reptile genus of pterosaurs, whose members are popularly known as pterodactyls ( /trdktlz/). It is currently thought to contain only a single species, Pterodactylus antiquus, the first pterosaur species to be named and identified as a flying reptile. The fossil remains of this species have been found primarily in the Solnhofen limestone of Bavaria, Germany, dated to the late Jurassic Period (early Tithonian), about 150.8148.5 million years ago,[2] though more fragmentary remains have been tentatively identified from elsewhere in Europe and in Africa.

Tyrannosaurus[nb 1] is a genus of coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur. The species Tyrannosaurus rex (rex meaning "king" in Latin), often colloquialy called simply T-Rex, is one of the most well-represented of the large theropods. Tyrannosaurus lived throughout what is now western North America, on what was then an island continent known as Laramidia. Tyrannosaurus had a much wider range than other tyrannosaurids. Fossils are found in a variety of rock formations dating to the Maastrichtian age of the upper Cretaceous Period, 68 to 66 million years ago.[2] It was the last known member of the tyrannosaurids,[3] and among the last non-avian dinosaurs to exist before the CretaceousPaleogene extinction event.

Not only did they never even live on the same continent as each other, they existed 80 million years apart from each other.

Also, the T-Rex never existed during the Jurassic Period. Which is weird cuz, y'know.
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lets find out

ill start
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should they? no. i personally don't like political drama interfering with sports.

could they? sure. freedom of speech and all. but MLB is a private organization and they can do as they please regarding kneeling if they don't like it.
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Evil_Evil_Evil_ posted...

you not gonna get laid anyway lmao

lmao gotem
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seems excessive
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What an idiot. I rolled my eyes. This is why people can't stand republicans. Be fuckin mature about it.
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Ok cool thanks for the insight. So catch and Release was an Obama thing that basically just avoided detaining people (I assume by not enforcing certain immigration laws that would nirmally have them detained), and now Trump is just enforcing those original immigration laws.

Makes sense, I see both sides now
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The policy has been since 1997 that when the parents are detained, the kids are held in a DHS center for up to 20 days. How was was this not the case for Obama/Bush? I legitimately don't know.
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bloodydeath0 posted...

would there be any outrage if these centers were like mcdonalds play areas instead? why don't we just do that, then everyone's happy

This seems like a healthy middle ground for everyone. Give the kids a ball pit to play in.

Ive solved a humanitarian crisis
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would there be any outrage if these centers were like mcdonalds play areas instead? why don't we just do that, then everyone's happy
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GhettoFlip posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

yeah, i have a crush on margo hayes

Did you watch the full film from Reel Rock 13?

no, should i?
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booboy posted...

You could get a recent model used Subaru Impreza. Not the most spry on horsepower (150 or 154, I forget which), but good MPG and AWD.

impreza has been recommended to me before. i like the brand. i just wish WRX didn't look like a ricer
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Roxborough4Ever posted...

Vertania posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

I dont really understand how that Snopes article mentions the exact ruling on why kids are separated (2015 decision on 1997 Flores Act), then acts like it doesn't exist

Because that's how Snopes operates. They'll twist the semantics of their argument so that they can slap "false" at the top of the article.

They specifically use the term "law to separate families" as the claim, then go "look, these laws only say the children can be detained, not separated! False claim!"

sounds like you are just a racist that doesn't like Snopes OR Obama.......

I have him tagged as a Pizzagater.

i don't know what that means but i hope it's not good. him and i are objectively bad people.
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Vertania posted...

Roxborough4Ever posted...

sounds like you are just a racist that doesn't like Snopes OR Obama.......

lol

lets face it, we are filthy racists for pointing out facts and biases in junk sources :(
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to you man. CE family.
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no
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the sentiment isn't for companies to hire more workers for no reason, the sentiment is that the free market should grow in a way that increases demand for workers across the board
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Vertania posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

I dont really understand how that Snopes article mentions the exact ruling on why kids are separated (2015 decision on 1997 Flores Act), then acts like it doesn't exist

Because that's how Snopes operates. They'll twist the semantics of their argument so that they can slap "false" at the top of the article.

They specifically use the term "law to separate families" as the claim, then go "look, these laws only say the children can be detained, not separated! False claim!"

yeah its a shame these "fact checkers" even have bias now. it's all riddled with such loaded statements.

"But neither the court settlement nor the 2008 law require the Trump administration to break up families."

i mean yeah those aren't the exact words but those consequences are still inherent in the policy. like what the fuck is this nitpicking bullshit

"A cluster of rumors about the controversial separation of families at the border held that the policy came before the Trump administration, either stemming from a 1997 law or purported policies of previous administrations. Those claims were false. No federal law required or suggested the family separation policy announced by Attorney General Sessions in several sets of remarks during April and May 2018."

this paragraph is in direct contradiction of the paragraph before it. i feel like i'm taking crazy pills.
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fuel economy isn't TOO important to me, but i think it should at least be reasonable. you really only spend a few extra bucks at the pump a month for less fuel efficient cars.

and if being eco-friendly is your goal, just hold out for a fully electric car.
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I dont really understand how that Snopes article mentions the exact ruling on why kids are separated (2015 decision on 1997 Flores Act), then acts like it doesn't exist
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booboy posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

i'd wanna get the 2.0T civic, and even like 2016 used goes for around 21k (i'd probably go touring)

The only 2.0T Civic I know of is the Type R, and that's $33k+ territory. If you mean the 1.5T, that makes more sense. Even the 10th gen Civic Si is a shitload of car for the money.

woops yeah i meant 1.5T. i think the 2.0 is naturally aspirated.

also i can't drive stick (nor do i want to) so manual is out of consideration lol
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i'd wanna get the 2.0T civic, and even like 2016 used goes for around 21k (i'd probably go touring)
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i think he's just reiterating the nissan juke recommendation.

the only issue with it is its kinda ugly. everything else is nice though.
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Flockaveli posted...

Cool so youre getting a Lancer, its settled.

ah shit is it?

well if you say so. what year?
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yeah, i have a crush on margo hayes


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booboy posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

Flockaveli posted...

Lancer

i didnt know they still made lancers

masticatingman posted...

You would have to buy used for sure to meet that HP requirement with that budget I would think. New, youre only able to get at the most basic types of cars with that much money.

yeah i plan on buying at least a few years used

booboy posted...

Get a Golf (or GTI).

my boss drives a GTI so that means i cant copy him

Why not?

cuz it's against the law. man's law. god's law. colds law. murphy's law.
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this topic is now about how dope MA is and for us to highlight fellow CEmen who live there
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that was at the bottom of the snopes article, they just kinda graze over it, unless i'm misinterpreting it
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Sayoria posted...

TC is pissed that we have Brady and that all of our sports teams crush in all leagues.

v true, abundance of goats
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A_Good_Boy posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

lilJoe457 posted...

It sucks Obama started this policy in 2013.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-law-separate-families-passed-1997/

"Under the 1997 settlement, DHS could detain unaccompanied children captured at the border for only 20 days before releasing them to foster families, shelters or sponsors, pending resolution of their immigration cases. The settlement was later expanded through other court rulings to include both unaccompanied and accompanied children.

The William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act of 2008 requires unaccompanied minors from countries other than Mexico and Canada to be placed in the care of the Office of Refugee Resettlement, or relatives in the U.S., while they go through removal proceedings. The bipartisan bill was approved by unanimous consent and signed by Bush."

uhh???
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Russman posted...

You can buy weed anywhere. Weed culture is also juvenile.

not legally. freedom is important.

are you a communist? do you hate freedom?
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Flockaveli posted...

Lancer

i didnt know they still made lancers

masticatingman posted...

You would have to buy used for sure to meet that HP requirement with that budget I would think. New, youre only able to get at the most basic types of cars with that much money.

yeah i plan on buying at least a few years used

booboy posted...

Get a Golf (or GTI).

my boss drives a GTI so that means i cant copy him
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CanuckCowboy posted...

Nissan juke.

Also lmao why you gonna throw random hp numbers put there? Hp and performance ain't even really directly connected anymore. And torque is more relevant if it's for work or recreation purposes anyways.

they're pretty closely connected, thats just how physics works

jukes a good rec tho ill check it out
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most liberal state in the country so yeah its pretty bad

source: i live there. the weed is tight though.
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I'm shooting for a sedan around 200HP, ~27ish combined MPG, simplistic and nice interior, and solid reliability
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i'm more concerned about the real child harm with pedophilia than the fantasy. pedophilia inherently involves harming children which is the most important thing to me.

if you are into loli, at LEAST you're not supporting real children being harmed and you are making a disconnect from reality.
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Loli attraction definitely isn't healthy but it is significantly more healthy than real CP
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Is weed illegal in Japan? Article says more people have been smoking weed instead of doing dangerous drugs which is an objectively good thing lol.
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WaterLink posted...

Well that's a blow job she'll never live down

oooh.....
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r/tinder

r/funny
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whats my time frame?
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I bowled a 32 ama
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TommyG663513 posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

It's a stretch to say Democrats are the ones breaking up families. The immigrants are breaking the law trying to illegally immigrate and smuggle their kids, so they're doing it to themselves at the end of the day. But I don't think any legislation dems or repubs pass will do anything to stop this.

Make it easier to legally immigrate instead of making it harder to illegally immigrate.

Aren't we talking about asylum seekers fleeing violence in their home country?

Are we? I mean I guess that's a portion of illegal immigrants, so sure. I dunno if there's any way to verify that's the case for them but yeah I'm cool with that
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It's a stretch to say Democrats are the ones breaking up families. The immigrants are breaking the law trying to illegally immigrate and smuggle their kids, so they're doing it to themselves at the end of the day. But I don't think any legislation dems or repubs pass will do anything to stop this.

Make it easier to legally immigrate instead of making it harder to illegally immigrate.
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its not my wallet
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s2 is dope. idk what yall are expecting
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