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TopicIf you don't go to the gym don't even fucking talk to me
Vamp_Aubrey
07/11/18 9:33:10 AM
#9
signing up for a gym membership is the worst decision i ever made
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Topici have jury duty tomorrow
Vamp_Aubrey
07/10/18 6:12:46 PM
#1
TopicTen years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other.
Vamp_Aubrey
07/10/18 2:27:14 PM
#4
TopicFriend mad that I won't give back the bong he gave me for my birthday.
Vamp_Aubrey
07/08/18 7:33:10 PM
#34
TopicMy cat has a strange habit of dipping things in his water bowl
Vamp_Aubrey
07/08/18 12:06:33 PM
#10
sometimes if my cat gets a litter piece stuck to her paw, she goes to ger water bowl and rinses her paws and then i have to clean out her bowl because theres litter in it
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Topicmy kitties are so cute :3
Vamp_Aubrey
07/07/18 10:09:23 PM
#4
TopicSamsung's record profit run ends after reportedly slow Galaxy S9 sales
Vamp_Aubrey
07/07/18 3:27:44 PM
#8
TopicC/D Old people need to gtfo out of the workforce
Vamp_Aubrey
07/06/18 11:36:42 AM
#7
my younger and brighter coworker uses the calculator on his cell phone to sum things from excel instead of using excel
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TopicI graduated from college and no one will interview me >_> (Comp Sci)
Vamp_Aubrey
07/06/18 10:47:31 AM
#71
also i didn't even start applying for jobs until a month after i graduated and i still ended up with one relatively quickly by just throwing my resume at every decent sounding job i found on indeed

so keep applying

PM your resume if you don't want CE to be creepy
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TopicI graduated from college and no one will interview me >_> (Comp Sci)
Vamp_Aubrey
07/06/18 9:51:58 AM
#49
Topicim going to england for work in 2 weeks
Vamp_Aubrey
07/05/18 11:43:02 AM
#15
Parappa09 posted...
@Vamp_Aubrey my guy, is there anything you want to do on the day?

there's a few bars which also have darts, table tennis, arcades, etc in london

i want to know what tickles your fancy


i'd be down to grab a bite and drink

an arcade bar sounds cool

i've never actually played darts or table tennis

i'm not super picky tbh
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TopicWhy don't people in driving games ever lock their car doors?
Vamp_Aubrey
07/05/18 9:44:33 AM
#2
TopicPolice officer claimed BK served him dirt in a viral post, it was actually
Vamp_Aubrey
07/05/18 9:44:00 AM
#9
Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/04/18 11:07:38 AM
#32
i talked to another friend about it and the other friend decided that he wasn't gonna go either so now i feel less bad

i haven't talked to this guy in 2-3 years anyway so its no biggie if i never talk to him again
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Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/18 4:50:57 PM
#25
Topicim going to england for work in 2 weeks
Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/18 3:06:53 PM
#8
Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/18 10:45:20 AM
#14
16-BITTER posted...
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
i was going to use this as an excuse to go back to my old town and visit friends

So you're literally from there. Do you really think the situation would be worse than it was when you lived there 20-some years ago?

i didn't live there 20-some years ago and the wedding venue is in the next town over where the KKK lives
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Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/18 9:53:24 AM
#10
Romulox28 posted...
what was the situation that led you to become friends with leo dicaprio's character from django unchained

i went to high school with him and afaik he himself isn't racist and I've never seen him wave confederare flags or do any of that shit, but his family is very racist

im not "super" tight with him but that's because after college, i moved away without telling anybody and haven't visited any of my friends since then

i still keep in touch with them and i was going to use this as an excuse to visit everyone but now I'm just going to tell him I'm traveling for work that weekend or something
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Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/18 9:31:38 AM
#7
Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 9:17:03 PM
#5
Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 7:31:59 PM
#4
i was going to use this as an excuse to go back to my old town and visit friends
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Topici have a dilemma
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 7:21:23 PM
#1
important background info: i am of jewish and black origin

my dilemma is as followed

an old friend invited me to his wedding and i was planning on going

but then he posted the wedding venue and there are tons of confederate flags and also references to "dixie"

as a Black man i understand that when you start talking about Dixie, the next topic will be about how the south will rise again and then the "yeehaws" start coming out

also, last time I saw his father (who hates minorities and carries confederate flags in his home), he told me I was one of the "good ones"

now I don't want to disrespect my boy by not attending his wedding but this sounds like a dangerous situation for me to be in

I looked through the invite list and there is 1 other minority and he is an African American named Keshawn

i am thinking of messaging Keshawn this picture from the google page and saying "do u see this shit"

zoG3Dwj
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TopicA Charlottesville judge on Friday awarded $5 to Jason Kessler, the organizer beh
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 4:18:27 PM
#15
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/fighting_words

Fighting words are, as first defined by the Supreme Court (SCOTUS) in Chaplinsky v New Hampshire, 315 U.S. 568 (1942), words which "by their very utterance, inflict injury or tend to incite an immediate breach of the peace. It has been well observed that such utterances are no essential part of any exposition of ideas, and are of such slight social value as a step to truth that any benefit that may be derived from them is clearly outweighed by the social interest in order and morality."
Fighting words are a category of speech that is unprotected by the First Amendment.


ah,
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TopicWhat fighting game is this character from again?
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 4:03:06 PM
#2
TopicA Charlottesville judge on Friday awarded $5 to Jason Kessler, the organizer beh
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 4:01:53 PM
#9
TopicA Charlottesville judge on Friday awarded $5 to Jason Kessler, the organizer beh
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 3:42:56 PM
#1
A Charlottesville judge on Friday awarded $5 to Jason Kessler, the organizer behind a white supremacist rally that turned violent last year, after an activist cursed at him, violating Virginia's anti-dueling statute.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/395111-judge-awards-charlottesville-rally-organizer-5-after-activist
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TopicCRAP! Did i get scammed?!?!
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 2:58:59 PM
#31
people think chase's fraud department number is a scam because chase does not advertise the number anywhere

i thought the same the first time i looked up the number to see if it was legit and all those websites kept calling it a scam
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TopicWelp. I guess my PC is in trouble now.
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 1:28:43 PM
#7
Thats the warning that popped up on the computer screens when the chernobyl nuclear reactor had a meltdown
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Topicim going to england for work in 2 weeks
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 1:26:03 PM
#7
bob742omb posted...
Romulox28 posted...
i suggest a reversible colostomy

airports should give these out

would you want a tsa agent doing surgery on you

Parappa09 posted...
im gonna see if any of my friends are free to celebrate your bday

remember i have to be at the airport the next morning so i can't go too hard
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Topicim going to england for work in 2 weeks
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 1:16:07 PM
#3
is that like a colostomy bag that i detach, turn inside out, and reattach when it gets full
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Topicim going to england for work in 2 weeks
Vamp_Aubrey
07/02/18 12:57:10 PM
#1
i have already planned all of the delicious non-english food i plan to eat and set calendar reminders to go to certain restaurants on certain days

i can't decide if i want an aisle seat or a window seat tho

last year i got a window seat and it was nice until i had to poop really badly at like 2 AM and the 2 old people next to me went to sleep with the covers over their heads

aisle seat gives me easy access to the bathroom but theres the chance of the people next to me needing to use the bathroom multiple times and I'd have to get up
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TopicDo people who go to schools like University of Phoenix/ITT Tech even find jobs?
Vamp_Aubrey
07/01/18 9:15:39 PM
#11
my high school had a devry rep come in to our english classes senior year and tell us to apply there

i can see how people get suckered in
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TopicWould you take a shit in this toilet?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/28/18 9:07:52 AM
#28
slimfizzle2 posted...
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
why would i use that toilet when i could use the one in my own home

The fact you regularly make topics about going to Mexico. Leads me to believe you shat in one.

the only non-reputable toilet i shat in in mexico was one at the arena and it was the worst experience ive ever had shitting in a toilet
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TopicWould you take a shit in this toilet?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/28/18 5:40:02 AM
#15
why would i use that toilet when i could use the one in my own home
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TopicIs Mexico City worth visiting
Vamp_Aubrey
06/27/18 9:19:16 PM
#8
Letron_James posted...
It's like Mexico

But a city


this pretty much sums it up
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Topicdo you have your laptop webcam taped/covered?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/27/18 7:12:05 PM
#33
TopicChromecast: Can you switch apps?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/25/18 8:34:02 PM
#2
Topicremember when the four horsemen threw sting into the cage but then robocop came
Vamp_Aubrey
06/25/18 8:32:31 PM
#1
TopicThe Dreamcast controller is underrated IMO.
Vamp_Aubrey
06/25/18 11:06:45 AM
#15
Topicbrought a french press to work today
Vamp_Aubrey
06/25/18 10:57:05 AM
#1
for the last few months, all we've had stocked was Hazelnut flavored keurig coffee

i just couldn't take it anymore

my coworkers said they'll split the cost of beans with me and i am a hero now
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TopicWhat video games have a better story than Final Fantasy Tactics?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/25/18 10:28:50 AM
#78
Topicanyone else watching the 3d loli show Produce 48?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/24/18 6:10:51 PM
#9
Topichow do you decide what to do for weekly lunch
Vamp_Aubrey
06/24/18 4:10:05 PM
#1
i don't want to cook because its so stressful trying to decide what to cook

i guess i mean daily lunch
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TopicPSA: Do you feel the 20s draining out of your body? Don't waste your life!
Vamp_Aubrey
06/24/18 12:49:57 PM
#3
how am i supposed to work towards my dreams if i have to go to work and still get enough sleep to wake up in the morning and go to work again
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TopicHas anyone here had Stella Artois ?
Vamp_Aubrey
06/24/18 11:10:05 AM
#21
cjsdowg posted...
I might just use the Ginger Beer lol I don't want something too stong just in case it doesn't cook all a lot .

don't do this
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TopicDreamcast start up screen is still the sickest
Vamp_Aubrey
06/23/18 10:49:46 PM
#6
TopicITT we post songs that White People will run from another room to sing along to.
Vamp_Aubrey
06/23/18 9:31:22 PM
#22
TopicIm going to mexico city for work tomorrow
Vamp_Aubrey
06/22/18 11:45:27 AM
#116
i didn't do much sightseeing this year because i was busy with work and school

last night we wandered the paseo de la reforma and then ate at some Chinese restaurant

i considered going to xochimilco and seeing the isla de las munecas but couldn't fit it into the schedule

the only food i really enjoyed this time around were the hotel breakfast buffet and the tacos i had in tlelnepantla but i felt so greasy and gross after eating them

last year i went to the zocalo and went barhopping around the area but that's not really something i like to do so i didn't enjoy it

everyone there is really nice tho

wherever i go internationally, ppl tend to be nicer than ppl in the USA
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