Lurker > 008Zulu

Bucky "died" in the movie. Showing a child falling to their death like that probably didn't test well.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Yes. Only because I desperately crave human contact.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

MabusIncarnate posted...

008Zulu posted...

Swallow a spider to eat the ant. Then swallow a bird to eat the spider. Then swallow a cat to eat the bird.

I think you are on to something, I just don't want something to eat my cat.

Dude, it's just a giant hairball. Cough it up.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

NeonOctopus posted...

You're supposed to keep going to the hospital iirc. Maybe give some hand signals to the cops idk lol

Holds up his hand and extends his middle finger. That means there is one person who needs medical attention.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Shotgunnova posted...

You're going to grow up to see ghosts.

I thought that Brian was a fake name he gave, and that he really went on to become a forensic analyst/serial killer in Miami.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

This is what happens you put more points in the Religious skill tree, instead of Science.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

lincoln002 posted...

They pray like 5 times a day to our once a week, I'd say we should def be scared. Prayer is powerful man. 5x a day > 1x a week

Their daily prayers are only about 5 minutes each. That's just shy of 3 hours for the week. I don't attend church, so I am not sure how long they spend in their one day service. 6 hours, 9?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Swallow a spider to eat the ant. Then swallow a bird to eat the spider. Then swallow a cat to eat the bird.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Hillary's loss is meaningless. People won't vote for who has the better political ideals, they will be voting against the person they like the least.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

It needed less jokes, and more Crowning Moments of Awesome.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

KhlavicLanguage posted...

are country-folk and alt-rightbeards literally incapable of understanding why anyone would do something for something other than money

They do not understand such concepts as empathy.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Water.

"Hey! check out that guy who's bending fire in to a pony!" siphons booze out of peoples glasses
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Elephantiasis of the testicles will get you more attention than you'd like.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Tekutso posted...

008Zulu posted...

Some people like an intellectual movie.

You're kidding right.

Most of the things Portman said concerning DNA were false...

So you are dismissing an entire movie based off a few lines of technobabble?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

eston posted...

I wonder if Melania has a cousin or something

As long as you supply a Visa, she will have as many cousins as you want.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

-Unowninator- posted...

CarlGrimes posted...

My meeting with a Rattlesnake ended very different. Bashed it's head in with a rifle stock and then cleaned and ate it.

Aren't rattlesnakes poisonous?

You can drink snake poison and be just fine. It's only dangerous if it gets in your bloodstream.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

My grandparents (deceased) on my mother's side, they played favourites with her brother (my uncle), and mum subconsciously reversed that with my siblings and I resulting in my sisters being fawned over. My father, he stole $300,000AU from the family and fled to the Philippines to try and snag a "sex slave" wife. Last I heard, he was stone broke.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Pepys Monster posted...

There's no fun allowed in the Army.

No wonder they shove cans of whipped cream up new recruits' asses.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I wonder if raw soy milk will be a thing.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

If a vegetable, even one that's cooked, can still shatter glass, it is not fit for human consumption.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Since OPM is OPM, I doubt the second round would be any different from the first. Unless Superman remembers he can fly, and heat vision's him at range. Or remembers that he can run fast, and simply dodge the attack. Or remembers he has freeze breath, and can turn him in to a punchcicle.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Maybe graphics cards will become more reasonable in price again.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Some people like an intellectual movie.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Waist measurements don't me squat for your thighs, which can be improved by squats. Go commando.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Exclusivity contract, Platinum own the franchise.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

NibeIungsnarf posted...

Darmik posted...

Trudeau came to see me. Hes a good guy, Justin. He said, No, no, we have no trade deficit with you, we have none. Donald, please, Trump said, mimicking Trudeau, according to audio obtained by The Washington Post. Nice guy, good-looking guy, comes in Donald, we have no trade deficit. Hes very proud because everybody else, you know, were getting killed.

Whenever I see Trump's attempts at speaking like a human being in written form I think of the scene with the pencil in Dark Knight and feel that must have happened to him a few times in his life

But where did the pencil g... oh I see what you did there.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Not miserable. Realist.

I don't think you're supposed to feel pity or sadness for people in movies like that. I think your supposed to feel sadness and contempt for yourself for wasting 90 minutes.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I saw some of the shorts on SNL, but didn't really think it would work as a feature length. I think all the SNL shorts turned movies under-performed. Did this one?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Purple Girl: Ugh, some days, it feels like I've been hit in the head by a massive steel plate, you know?
Aqua Girl: No, not really.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

TheVipaGTS posted...

Two of the sources told Page Six that Don Jr. appears to have changed recently, and friends are concerned about him.

I never paid much attention to him until the Presidential run...and it seemed like he was acting like the typical r/The_Donald dork, "haha take that LIBERALS!" kind of dude...was that always him or did he use to just be the typical "I was born into money so i'm better than you" kind of guy?

He seemed to be that way before the election, but had gotten worse since the "win".
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I think Cable (from Marvel [duh?]) has a good excuse to whine.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

DanHarenChamp posted...

008Zulu posted...

All it would take is one dumbass not paying attention, and scalding their hand for all machines to be removed. It's why America can't have nice things.

Its hot but its never hot enough to burn your hands. Thats the beauty of it. Its perfect temperature every time.

Most served drinks aren't, but either Americans have remarkably low pain thresholds, or they like excuses for suing.

(We have hot drink machines here in Australia, mostly doctor's offices. They taste like ass, not sure about the drinks)
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

CW_McGraw posted...

It's strange to see Kingpin out in the open like that. He tends to run Hell's Kitchen from the shadows.

Prison was not kind to him.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Darmik posted...

Just gonna clarify that "toey as" means she was "extremely aroused"

I live in Australia and haven't heard of toey lol.

It's gotta be a bogan thing.

(To Americans, or anyone else really, a Bogan is Australia's version of your/their Rednecks)
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

-Unowninator- posted...

The cancer who cured cancer?

Death by paradox is no way for a man to go.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I stop watching free-to-air more than 10 years ago. No ad blocker.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

billcom6 posted...

"Kids are so lazy."

*kids do something*

"Stupid kids."

I can only imagine what they will do next; Playing music loudly, not getting off our lawns... It's anarchy I tell you.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Because every time a child is shot, gun sales skyrocket.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Axiom posted...

Also lol at the guy wearing knee and elbow pads

The streets is rough, brah.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

All it would take is one dumbass not paying attention, and scalding their hand for all machines to be removed. It's why America can't have nice things.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Bullet fragments, was the teacher packing hollow points?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Firefly was good, but it didn't have staying power.

But for me, Better off Ted.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Kelystic posted...

how do mermaids procreate

She lays her eggs, and you'd rub one out on to them.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

lolife67 posted...

One step closer to Voltron.

I support this!

Yeah, the Vehicle one, not the cool Lions.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

You know what would be the worst? How their History channel sold out, and started putting conspiracy theory shows about a so-called encroaching "ice age".
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Why chop wood? Could have said "plant trees". But instead he chose "chop wood". Modern lumberjacks aren't like the old timey two men belted to a tree, using a reciprocating saw. It's all very high tech, odds are he'd hate the job worse than being a Greeter at Walmart.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Some people have adverse reactions to rebound sex. The mind is willing, but the body has been trained for a relationship. Also, you're still hung up on your ex, that's not an easy thing to get over. I would advise not getting in to a relationship so soon after, it would more than likely end badly. Give it a little more time.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Godnorgosh posted...

Darmik posted...

on the platform, where she told him: Im horny, will you f*** me?

It's like a No_U story, but real

Australian girls, mate.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

TheGrindery posted...

008Zulu posted...

TheGrindery posted...

Anyone that isn't afraid has nothing worth living for. That or they do and just don't value it.

Riddle me this; What is the point of being afraid of death?

Humanity wouldn't be here. It's built in for survival purposes so we last longer.

I would argue that Humanity has survived and thrived because of our collective ambition.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.