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Capn Circus
03/15/18 1:09:03 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trd7cupDvUI" data-time="

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Duncanwii
03/15/18 1:12:15 AM
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The "Enemy Propaganda" blurb really shows you what our country is devolved into.
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Funbazooka
03/15/18 1:13:28 AM
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Heheh
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-Unowninator-
03/15/18 1:15:13 AM
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The cancer who cured cancer?
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Anteaterking
03/15/18 1:15:35 AM
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008Zulu
03/15/18 1:17:59 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
The cancer who cured cancer?

Death by paradox is no way for a man to go.
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Mr_Biscuit
03/15/18 1:19:58 AM
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Anteaterking posted...
This is conservative humor.


people wonder why all the talk show hosts and comedians are liberal

meanwhile, the punchline of conservative humor is "let's call Don Lemon ANGRY BLACK MAN and do racist impressions of ethnic guys!"

interesting
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-Unowninator-
03/15/18 1:22:10 AM
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008Zulu posted...
-Unowninator- posted...
The cancer who cured cancer?

Death by paradox is no way for a man to go.



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Anteaterking
03/15/18 1:30:45 AM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
Anteaterking posted...
This is conservative humor.


people wonder why all the talk show hosts and comedians are liberal

meanwhile, the punchline of conservative humor is "let's call Don Lemon ANGRY BLACK MAN and do racist impressions of ethnic guys!"

interesting


Even the underlying joke doesn't really work. "CNN is really anti-Trump" poorly represents the real problem with CNN.

Their main hosts are all through gritted teeth trying their hardest not to explicitly call Trump stupid and filling half of their panel time letting literally anyone who is willing to defend the worst things he do have a platform to derail and give false spin on his behalf.

Like if Trump had accidentally given a whole town of coal miners cancer, they'd get someone to come on and talk about how it's "better that they are dying from cancer than have to live to see Democrats kill their jobs" or that "we should be thankful that he got rid of Obamacare so that the taxpayers don't have to pay for this" or some other inane stuff like that.
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ave1
03/15/18 1:31:33 AM
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I found this to be hilarious!
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SomeGuyUO
03/15/18 1:34:33 AM
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Mark Dice/10
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TheCyborgNinja
03/15/18 1:35:52 AM
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The two-party system on paper: prevents radicalization.
The two-party system in practice: corporate oligarchy

There's just less accountability. It's like wireless companies all agreeing to raise their rates at the same time... There's no alternative to prevent it.
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Sayoria
03/15/18 1:46:48 AM
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How could he cure cancer when he is cancer?
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Syntheticon
03/15/18 2:12:31 AM
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It's just to provide a little balance with fox acting like he already has cured cancer all the time...
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-Unowninator-
03/15/18 5:10:20 PM
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Sayoria posted...
How could he cure cancer when he is cancer?

Like I said, although the way you worded it is better.
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SSBBSB
03/15/18 5:12:23 PM
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008Zulu posted...
-Unowninator- posted...
The cancer who cured cancer?

Death by paradox is no way for a man to go.

It works in comics every few decades.
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billcom6
03/15/18 5:13:09 PM
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Hey @Capn_Circus what about that stupid fucking story Trump told about Japan dropping bowling balls on cars?
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Antifar
03/15/18 5:13:28 PM
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Why do you sound like this when he hasn't?
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creativerealms
03/15/18 5:14:39 PM
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The real CNN isn't nearly as negitive toward Trump as CE makes it out to be.
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Capn Circus
03/15/18 5:18:45 PM
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creativerealms posted...
The real CNN isn't nearly as negitive toward Trump as CE makes it out to be.


Don Lemons opening line about two months ago:

*serious face* "Our president is a racist."
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Antifar
03/15/18 5:23:16 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
*serious face* "Our president is a racist."

He is! Pretending otherwise is just avoiding the truth to preserve the feelings of people like you.
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Capn Circus
03/15/18 5:26:03 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Hey @Capn_Circus what about that stupid fucking story Trump told about Japan dropping bowling balls on cars?


I'm just beginning to analyze it. I'll get back with you later. Feel free to tag me if I forget.
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TheBiggerWiggle
03/15/18 5:26:20 PM
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I want to put tc on ignore but everytime he posts he just embarrasses himself and I can't look away lmao
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TomNook20
03/15/18 5:29:38 PM
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Antifar posted...
Capn Circus posted...
*serious face* "Our president is a racist."

He is! Pretending otherwise is just avoiding the truth to preserve the feelings of people like you.


Shit cnn says.
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frozenshock
03/15/18 5:30:23 PM
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What would fox sound like if Obama cured cancer?
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prince_leo
03/15/18 5:31:23 PM
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it's kind of odd you have to jump to an impossible hypothetical
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TomNook20
03/15/18 5:33:20 PM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
I wonder what the foxnews version of this would be if Obama had cured cancer.


Wouldn't even be mentioned in their newscast.
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hockeybub89
03/15/18 5:42:29 PM
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Trump is too fucking stupid to cure cancer, so it would almost certainly be fake news
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Capn Circus
03/15/18 5:43:28 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Capn Circus posted...
Our president is a racist

Yes, he is


I remember it was you who posted that Lemon video
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Y2J_0s_HBK
03/15/18 5:44:43 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
Anteaterking posted...
This is conservative humor.


people wonder why all the talk show hosts and comedians are liberal

meanwhile, the punchline of conservative humor is "let's call Don Lemon ANGRY BLACK MAN and do racist impressions of ethnic guys!"

interesting


Wonder why Colbert got canned and ruined the late show ratings. Or stewert got fired and has to rely on the WWE for a paycheck.
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Tmaster148
03/15/18 5:45:10 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Trump is too fucking stupid to cure cancer, so it would almost certainly be fake news


No president would ever be the person to cure cancer, at least while in office. Granted, I'm not aware of any president being a scientist so it stands highly unlikely such an event would ever happen.
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jpenny2
03/15/18 5:46:39 PM
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The only way I would believe that Trump could cure cancer is if he had previously tweeted that there was no way he would ever cure cancer.
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Resolution
03/15/18 5:48:29 PM
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Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Anteaterking posted...
This is conservative humor.


people wonder why all the talk show hosts and comedians are liberal

meanwhile, the punchline of conservative humor is "let's call Don Lemon ANGRY BLACK MAN and do racist impressions of ethnic guys!"

interesting


Wonder why Colbert got canned and ruined the late show ratings. Or stewert got fired and has to rely on the WWE for a paycheck.


Canceling your own show when you get tired of it = "canned"
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Y2J_0s_HBK
03/15/18 5:49:41 PM
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Resolution posted...
Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Anteaterking posted...
This is conservative humor.


people wonder why all the talk show hosts and comedians are liberal

meanwhile, the punchline of conservative humor is "let's call Don Lemon ANGRY BLACK MAN and do racist impressions of ethnic guys!"

interesting


Wonder why Colbert got canned and ruined the late show ratings. Or stewert got fired and has to rely on the WWE for a paycheck.


Canceling your own show when you get tired of it = "canned"


Yeah, that's totes what Happened. ;-)
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Resolution
03/15/18 5:51:39 PM
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I actually looked it up. You want to pretend it got "canned" so you can think you can have a counter argument. Your problem
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Y2J_0s_HBK
03/15/18 5:53:04 PM
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I'm just saying humor wise, conservatives and liberals are the same. The only real difference is which side is getting made fun of
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Resolution
03/15/18 6:04:02 PM
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Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
I'm just saying humor wise, conservatives and liberals are the same. The only real difference is which side is getting made fun of


Liberals got made fun of over the melodrama following the election

Conservatives get made fun over everything after that

Yeah, I guess you're right
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Y2J_0s_HBK
03/15/18 6:11:03 PM
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Resolution posted...
Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
I'm just saying humor wise, conservatives and liberals are the same. The only real difference is which side is getting made fun of


Liberals got made fun of over the melodrama following the election

Conservatives get made fun over everything after that

Yeah, I guess you're right


Thank for proving my point. if you think that's all their is to make fun of on liberals you are delusional. Both sides have a LOT to mock.
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Anteaterking
03/15/18 6:21:51 PM
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Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
Resolution posted...
Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
I'm just saying humor wise, conservatives and liberals are the same. The only real difference is which side is getting made fun of


Liberals got made fun of over the melodrama following the election

Conservatives get made fun over everything after that

Yeah, I guess you're right


Thank for proving my point. if you think that's all their is to make fun of on liberals you are delusional. Both sides have a LOT to mock.


This isn't a question of what conservative humor could look like. It's a matter of what it is right now.

There's plenty of stuff for conservatives to mock liberals for. They just don't do an effective job at it and frequently grasp for the low hanging fruit of just bashing a race, orientation, etc. for not voting for them.
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N3xtG3nGam3r
03/15/18 6:36:59 PM
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When Gupta came on I was dying.
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/15/18 6:38:21 PM
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Like that fucking idiot could cure cancer.
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Y2J_0s_HBK
03/15/18 6:52:27 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
Resolution posted...
Y2J_0s_HBK posted...
I'm just saying humor wise, conservatives and liberals are the same. The only real difference is which side is getting made fun of


Liberals got made fun of over the melodrama following the election

Conservatives get made fun over everything after that

Yeah, I guess you're right


Thank for proving my point. if you think that's all their is to make fun of on liberals you are delusional. Both sides have a LOT to mock.


This isn't a question of what conservative humor could look like. It's a matter of what it is right now.

There's plenty of stuff for conservatives to mock liberals for. They just don't do an effective job at it and frequently grasp for the low hanging fruit of just bashing a race, orientation, etc. for not voting for them.


They do. You just can't see it because you are liberal. It isn't my fault you can't take a joke about your own people but heck, conservatives have the same problem. Both sides need to grow up
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untrustful
03/15/18 6:56:48 PM
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It was really easy. All I had to do was bribe the cancer with sugar. It left the person and is making a name for itself in my company.

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