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TopicHow many millennials does it take to change a light bulb
Slip-N-Slide
05/13/18 7:27:06 AM
#10
clearaflagrantj posted...
A millennial would stick the light into the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him

"Him?" Did you just assume their gender?
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TopicIve never seen Rick and Morty
Slip-N-Slide
05/13/18 5:47:05 AM
#5
It's good, just completely divorce it from the fanbase.
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Topic"What color is your beer? I dont like dark beer"
Slip-N-Slide
05/13/18 5:38:31 AM
#2
Depends on how hydrated I was when I made it by pissing in a bottle.
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Topicuber charged me $7 in addition to the trip, is this normal?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 10:29:11 PM
#7
Never had that happen and I'm pushing having taken 100 trips through them.
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TopicLeeeeeeeeeoOOorrrry JEeeeeeeeeenKiiins!
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 10:12:20 PM
#9
Zikten posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Who the fuck is Leory?

famous World of Warcraft video from over 10 years ago. a guild films a raid, and one guy runs ahead early rushing into battle. then the guild follows and gets destroyed

Slip-N-Slide posted...
Leory

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Topicwhen trump lied, nobody died
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 10:08:29 PM
#5
Roxborough4Ever posted...
watching the nascar race

lol
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TopicHave you ever passed up a free movie because it looked terrible?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 10:07:37 PM
#11
ehhwhatever posted...
DoctorVader posted...
I pass up movies every Tuesday just because I'm lazy. I get 3 free tickets every Tuesday and I pick the movies, but just to rack up points. Shit, I got like $300 worth of points between AMC and Regal.

ehhwhatever posted...
yea it was Beauty and the Beast, no thanks but I got them to goto I, Tonya. Margot Robbi is a great actress.

You mean in theaters? How? Those movies came out a year apart almost.

It was the same girl.

Who is Margot Robbie in Beauty and the Beast?
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TopicLeeeeeeeeeoOOorrrry JEeeeeeeeeenKiiins!
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 10:05:20 PM
#4
Who the fuck is Leory?
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TopicThis 20 y/o Girl got to SKIP her FINAL EXAM cause she has a 99%!! Is She Hot??
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 7:08:42 PM
#17
16-BITTER posted...
I got to skip my final exam in a class I had a 4.0 in once, how is this news?

And apparently more importantly, am I hot?

Pics
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TopicFor 1mil would you
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 6:44:19 PM
#5
What kind of spiders?

If it's something deadly that even if I lay still they're likely to kill me then no.
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TopicThink of the best sex you've ever had
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 3:50:27 PM
#24
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Why are people posting in this topic instead of having sex

The real questions.
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TopicThink of the best sex you've ever had
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 3:03:21 PM
#12
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
But it WAS with you TC. T_T

Even if your best was with him wouldn't mean his best was with you.
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TopicThis Is America, so Call Me Maybe
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 3:00:22 PM
#2
Well that was underwhelming.
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TopicThe black Yale student who got the cops called on her is just racebaiting.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 7:54:53 AM
#9
Howl posted...
That poor poor Yale student. She had a mildly uncomfortable interaction 1 time in her life. We should start a gofundme page for her to help her through her obvioulsy oppressed life at an Ivy league university. I mean people in Ethiopia have it better than her.

Or maybe it's just someone who didn't care for being racially profiled and saw it is an example of a larger social issue so decided to make a bigger deal out of it?

The "you shouldn't be complaining because X have bigger problems or Y have it worse than you" is stupid because there's always a bigger fish, there's always somewhere worse, always someone having it worse than you. It's a stupid argument that only the truest of regressives use to try to invalidate something they don't care about or don't want to change.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General LXVIII: Who posted?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 7:46:53 AM
#249
SteamCloud posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
"PM Me" gimmick accounts only work on reddit

How? I don't use reddit so I'd like to know what the differences are between here and there.

And you're already gone too.
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TopicRemember when Kendrick said fuck thot.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 7:43:36 AM
#6
dawiseone4 posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Classic song.

Someone on Twitter commented that it took J. Cole a whole album, K.O.D., to say what Kendrick Lamar said in just one song, A.D.H.D.


pretty funny, but yeah kendrick is leagues above Cole as a rapper.

I don't understand why so many people want a collab album so bad. J can't keep up with Kendrick at his best, and I don't see what Kendrick really has to compliment what J usually does to a degree worthy of a full album. It's also kind of hard to work on a full length album with two different artists being involved and have the same attention to detail as say GKMC or TPAB had when you have multiple inputs for the view of the project.

I feel like the resulting album wouldn't really be better for either of them and for everyone else would just end up being an above average in general, but disappointing from them specifically, let alone with whatever hype would've been thrown in just at it being a collab between the two.
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Topic11 y/o Walmart YODELLING Kid now has a RECORD DEAL with a Huge Female Fanbase!!
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 7:34:27 AM
#21
DracoSpire posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
LepartialJury posted...
11y/o boy with huge female fanbase. Imagine if that was gender reversed

Are you implying there's not fuck ton of creepy dudes who obsess over underage girls? The difference is men are even more likely to do just straight up creepy, if not illegal, things as a result of it where statistically women are more likely to just say you're cute or whatever and nothing more.

It's really nobody's fault but other men's that there's a stigma against it one way but not the other.

What is this double standard bullcrap?

Is it really a double standard if the men are doing fucked up creepy shit to ruin it when women generally aren't? If it was an 11 year old girl that a bunch of dudes were infatuated with, there'd be love letters, nudes, threats of rape, cum tributes, photoshopped nudes (likely over the body of actual cp they have) and a bunch of other creepy shit as well as the girl needing a fucking security team in public because all the threats of abduction and rape piled up so much.
When for the most part women just say how cute you are, or things like how all the girls at school must like him, and shit that isn't sending anyone to sleep fucked up.
Shit even when you count the creeps for a young boy it's still likely overwhelmingly dudes doing that too with only occasionally creepy women that still make people go "wtf that's messed up" when it happens.

Sorry but the larger number of creepy dudes, as well as them being way more forward with their creepiness, have made things weird for other dudes.

Neither men or women should inherently be crucified for making some flattering comment towards a child if the intent was right, and anyone who's a total creep around kids should be, but just in general the perception is obviously going to heavily swayed by the actions of a strong and loud vocal minority of men that women simply don't generally have a comparable equivalent of.
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TopicSave That Video Game Character 2! (Round 8)
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 6:50:49 AM
#23
47
Lara Croft
Spyro
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Topic11 y/o Walmart YODELLING Kid now has a RECORD DEAL with a Huge Female Fanbase!!
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 6:49:44 AM
#18
LepartialJury posted...
11y/o boy with huge female fanbase. Imagine if that was gender reversed

Are you implying there's not fuck ton of creepy dudes who obsess over underage girls? The difference is men are even more likely to do just straight up creepy, if not illegal, things as a result of it where statistically women are more likely to just say you're cute or whatever and nothing more.

It's really nobody's fault but other men's that there's a stigma against it one way but not the other.
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TopicYou ever fart so hard your dick gets hard?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 6:37:33 AM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
sticky this topic

*Stickies all over the topic*
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Topicguess which news media organisation the headlines are from
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 6:36:45 AM
#2
Parappa09 posted...
3. I Had an Affair With a Co-Worker. He Betrayed Me. Now What?

Is it cheating if I know already because I actually saw this one?

NYT
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TopicYou ever fart so hard your dick gets hard?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 6:28:40 AM
#2
When haven't I farted that hard?
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TopicSave That Video Game Character 2! (Round 8)
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:32:08 AM
#19
CJ
Ezio
Sanic
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Topiccould you imagine being Gabe Newell and ordering food at a drive through
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:30:26 AM
#3
He doesn't order a number 3 or anything above that on any menu. He only has one fast food place he likes because of that and they've known him for years.
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TopicI want to die: David Goodall, 104,hours away from ending his life in Switzerland
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:27:59 AM
#7
iron jojo posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
iron jojo posted...
That is sad.

TommyG663513 posted...
Extremely sad

How? Dude lived a long, full life, with an esteemed career, had a good sized family, and wanted to go out on his own terms.

You can't ask for a much better and fuller life than he had.

Did you read the first post?

Matter of perspective I guess. To me this is happier than him being forced to live like that until he died on his own or had to kill himself on his own. Out of the 3 options this is really the best.
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TopicSkynet is becoming more and more real.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:23:13 AM
#4
Wait, they're not past being have to manually map the course into it? So have they just been kicking robots around the last however many years up until now? That's a long way off from being legitimately impressive AI robotics.
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TopicIn an interplanetary first, NASA to fly a helicopter on Mars
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:20:52 AM
#2
TopicI want to die: David Goodall, 104,hours away from ending his life in Switzerland
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:19:40 AM
#5
iron jojo posted...
That is sad.

TommyG663513 posted...
Extremely sad

How? Dude lived a long, full life, with an esteemed career, had a good sized family, and wanted to go out on his own terms.

You can't ask for a much better and fuller life than he had.
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TopicImagine if when you die, you are given the stats of your life.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:14:06 AM
#6
When is the Olympic committee finally going to recognize competitive masturbating so I can finally go for Gold?
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TopicWhy is it ok to ridicule the Flat Earth idea but not Islam?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:08:25 AM
#13
Only one can be factually 100% disproven with basic knowledge and technology that already exists and requires you to develop a global conspiracy theory in your head that makes no sense.

Religion is dumb too though, but at least you can't technically literally factually disprove it, which makes flat earthers dumber.
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Topicplease excuse my dear aunt sally
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:06:28 AM
#4
Never eat sour watermelon

North
East
South
West
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TopicYour boy GucciGang is being stuck on Testosterone replacement lads
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 5:05:38 AM
#7
Expected you to be recent alt made when the Lil Pump song came out.
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TopicIf man boobies are moobies, then are man nipples, mipples?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 4:59:52 AM
#7
Samaellives91 posted...
Why do men still have nipples? I thought as humans evolved we got rid of superfluous parts of the body we don't need anymore. Women obviously still need them but men don't.

Because we start off as females and either develop into males or stay females.
By that point you have some stuff leftover. Like your perineal raphe being there because it takes almost 2 month of pregnancy for you to even start to develop male genitalia and for what could've been a vagina to close over.
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TopicWait, so Fox canceled Brooklyn Nine-Nine but... is it keeping Lucifer?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 4:44:29 AM
#28
@Ving_Rhames posted...
I'm seeing mixed things about it, is it being saved or nah

https://twitter.com/thelonelyisland/status/995151709709025280
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TopicWhy was it nes in USA but family cum scooter in Japan?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 4:21:16 AM
#17
Sabram posted...
Topic title mad my wife laugh herself to tears

+1 to TC

Tell your wife not to get mad, get Glad.
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TopicMan Jack Daniels is good
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 3:53:50 AM
#16
Jack is only good when you're broke and want to get drunk.
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TopicFYI Walmart.com matches or has lower prices than amazon on most items now.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 2:43:02 AM
#7
PhazonReborn posted...
Amazon pisses me off sometimes

*orders a thing on Prime*

Cool...free shipping 5 to 7 days. I can live with that.

*order takes a week to process*

Oh, that's cool.

*two weeks later thing arrives*

I've never had that happen once with Prime shipping. I've always gotten it in 2 days, sometimes 1 day depending on the thing. I've bought more shit than I can count and had it for years now.
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TopicOh shit, is it Hey Day?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 2:41:20 AM
#76
eggcorn posted...
I didn't notice anything different.

Seriously I didn't even see a post of his the entire day. Not even anything to point and laugh at.
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TopicIf you haven't seen it yet, Carol is a great lesbian movie.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 1:47:39 AM
#16
CiIantro posted...
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
CiIantro posted...
The objectification of lesbians annoys me. Nobody makes these sort of comments about straight romance movies. If you want a porno, go online.


No. We want to see beautiful women, especially beautiful women having sex or in a sexy pose, everywhere.

I sympathize with you being offended by it. But its not going to change unless there are no more straight men. Straight men like women. Two women going at it? Thats twice the fun.

I dunno, the whole "lesbians amazing and should be in media, gay people icky and shouldn't be in media" attitude is super trashy and low-brow. Shows that they are unable to look past the sexuality/physical appearance of the characters and appreciate a good story.

When has anyone ITT said anything against gay people?
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TopicHot Eurasian Woman call me "Current Events"
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 1:45:24 AM
#2
Fake your own suicide again.
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TopicDo you think Back To The Future 4 could still be made?
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 1:36:15 AM
#10
tamashiini posted...
Could? Yes. Should? No.

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TopicThank you America
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 1:28:24 AM
#2
Bad boys, bad boys
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TopicITT: Millennial teachers summed up in two pictures
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 1:24:21 AM
#35
Muffinz0rz posted...
Ving_Rhames posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Based on what? You don't know shit about me or her so shut the fuck up unless you have something relevant to say.


Nerve struck.
Exposed yourself.
Congratulations lmao

Muffinz0rz posted...
shut the fuck up unless you have something relevant to say.

Ving_Rhames posted...
Nerve struck.
Exposed yourself.
Congratulations lmao

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TopicC/D: This has been the best year of modern gaming for a while.
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 1:18:32 AM
#4
Define the years of "modern gaming"
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TopicNBC is picking up Brooklyn Nine Nine
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 12:29:58 AM
#14
That's nice
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TopicMy ex got super hot and then proceeded to ignore me
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 12:23:48 AM
#5
TopicITT: Millennial teachers summed up in two pictures
Slip-N-Slide
05/12/18 12:20:22 AM
#19
Let's see what an actual teacher like @mipond thinks.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General LXVIII: Who posted?
Slip-N-Slide
05/11/18 10:14:26 PM
#236
PM_ME_UR_PICS posted...
I wonder how many accounts got taken down that time?

And you're gone too.
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