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| Topic | Boob men like Pokemon, ass men like Digimon |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 9:16:30 PM #16 | Spidey5 posted... I dunno. Most guys are ass men, but back in the day, everyone was a pokemon fan except for the one digimon kid in the classroom. You know, the weird kid.  |
| Topic | My zoo recently got a red panda and omg it's the cutest damn thing ever |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 9:14:16 PM #11 | Okay, now that's a reaction face. |
| Topic | Boob men like Pokemon, ass men like Digimon |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 9:08:53 PM #12 | Succubi are amazing. <_< |
| Topic | Boob men like Pokemon, ass men like Digimon |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 9:08:15 PM #9 | TroutPaste posted... Feet men? Virtual Pets |
| Topic | Boob men like Pokemon, ass men like Digimon |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 9:06:39 PM #4 | Come to think of it, isn't Angewoman the only character in either show to canonically have a large bust? |
| Topic | Boob men like Pokemon, ass men like Digimon |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 9:06:06 PM #3 | That's not true. I'm a breast man and Renamon is more fuckable than any Pokemon. |
| Topic | The Valkyrie and Hulk: Thor Ragnarok Spoiler |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 3:59:33 PM #2 | First Widow, now Valkyrie Hulk gets all da pussy |
| Topic | Game Male of 2017 Round 37: Ken Griffey Jr. vs Yoshi |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 3:24:38 PM #9 | I'm not into Yoshi in that way. I just couldn't pass up the chance to make a comment. Don't worry though. I am still a massive furry perv. :3 |
| Topic | Game Male of 2017 Round 37: Ken Griffey Jr. vs Yoshi |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 3:22:06 PM #7 | Yoshi is an egg-laying male. Birdo's gender identity is questionable. I wonder if Nintendo has a thing for intersex dinosaurs. |
| Topic | Shang Tsung turns into a woman. |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 3:20:24 PM #6 | UnfairRepresent posted... To the better question is what if Tsung turns into a woman, has sex, and then turns back into a man halfway through What if Shang Tsung is having penetrative sex and turns into Motaro halfway through? <_< |
| Topic | Shang Tsung turns into a woman. |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 3:03:27 PM #1 | His opponent defeats him and performs a Babality on him. Does he grow up to be a woman without any memory of his past life as a male sorcerer? |
| Topic | Game Male of 2017 Round 37: Ken Griffey Jr. vs Yoshi |
| FortuneCookie 03/11/18 12:03:35 PM #5 | Turbam posted... Damn. Yoshi is practically begging for it. |
| Topic | Your best friend reveals he's a furry |
| FortuneCookie 03/10/18 7:23:39 PM #8 | We have something in common. :v |
| Topic | Final battle, FF7 vs FF8 |
| FortuneCookie 03/10/18 8:57:37 AM #18 | Tit'fa |
| Topic | Japan police detect record 2,413 child pornography cases in Japan in 2017. |
| FortuneCookie 03/09/18 7:45:39 PM #37 | I've always said anime would be better if the token furry replaced the token loli. |
| Topic | Has International Women's Day affected your choice of game or movie? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 11:04:40 PM #6 | Nepnep? |
| Topic | Has International Women's Day affected your choice of game or movie? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 10:52:28 PM #4 | Nobody watched or played anything for IWD? |
| Topic | $50,000 but you have to experience what the girl did in the last hentai you saw. |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 10:49:19 PM #42 | Kanaya413 posted... It was self insert porn of me and my cartoon crush Ooh, who's the crush? Who's the crush? |
| Topic | Has International Women's Day affected your choice of game or movie? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 10:30:34 PM #3 | I decided to do a Princess Peach play-through. The game felt like a boxing match in terms of my chances of victory. I nearly got knocked out in the the third, struggled to get through the fourth, and then made a steady comeback in the fifth. After clearing a bit of trouble in the sixth, it was pretty clear I was going to win. I could just hear boxing commentary playing in my head. "Wart is gonna have to go for the knockout as we head into this final round. He cannot win on points. Don't count him out though. He could still win it." I thought about giving up and using a warp to start over from the fourth stage, but the thing which kept me going was the hope of seeing Peach get a 20 on the closing contributor screen. |
| Topic | Your weekly Gal Gadot is hot as fuck topic. |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 8:11:30 PM #76 | Watched Wonder Woman on Saturday. She is indeed hot as fuck. Her movie is the best one in the DCCU too. |
| Topic | If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 8:10:54 PM #5 | If you lose taste, you also lose weight |
| Topic | Donald Trump agrees to meet with Kim Jong Un by May |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 7:53:52 PM #28 | "My dick's bigger than your dick." "Nuh-uh." "My army's tougher than your army." "Nuh-uh." "Wanna have a war and see who's right?" "Uh-huh." |
| Topic | Has International Women's Day affected your choice of game or movie? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 7:51:33 PM #1 | I watched The Quick and the Dead last night. It would've been a good film to have watched tonight. I also watched Wonder Woman over the weekend. Gal Gadot is waifu tier. I currently have a retro NES knockoff hooked up to my TV. I'm kinda thinking I might do a Princess Peach play-through of Super Mario Bros. |
| Topic | Why won't they make another Blade movie? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 7:45:48 PM #15 | Nomadic View posted... Im up for an MCU Blade with Will Smith. Bladeshot |
| Topic | My brother is gay. How can I tell which one is the top and bottom in his relatio |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 7:44:56 PM #15 | hollow_shrine posted... FortuneCookie posted...If you can't tell, you probably don't know your brother as well as you should. Stereotypes aside, you should be able to pick up one whether a person is more dominant or more submissive just by their day to day behavior. |
| Topic | My brother is gay. How can I tell which one is the top and bottom in his relatio |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 7:11:35 PM #9 | If you can't tell, you probably don't know your brother as well as you should. |
| Topic | Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtle |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 7:09:02 PM #2 | Probably still better than the Michael Bay movie. |
| Topic | Which SNES game should I play next? |
| FortuneCookie 03/08/18 6:54:05 PM #2 | It's International Women's Day, so play whichever one has a female lead. |
| Topic | Video game industry will be at the White House tomorrow to talk about violence. |
| FortuneCookie 03/07/18 10:38:14 PM #16 | "Round up the usual suspects." |
| Topic | Let's be honest, Civil War was just Avengers 2.5 |
| FortuneCookie 03/07/18 10:35:10 PM #19 | Wedge Antilles posted... "Neither side is good or bad, it's just differing views...but Cap is totally the good guy" > neither side is bad > Tony Star desperately attempts to murder an innocent man #IronPrivilege |
| Topic | Let's be honest, Civil War was just Avengers 2.5 |
| FortuneCookie 03/07/18 9:09:44 PM #11 | I don't think anybody ever denied this. |
| Topic | Tommy Lee bashed by 21 year old son after argument over Pamela Anderson |
| FortuneCookie 03/07/18 9:09:24 PM #6 | My fiancee and I were in bed when my son busted into the room and assaulted me, Lee tweeted. I asked him to leave the house and he knocked me unconscious. He ran away from the police. THATS the truth. "Alright, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area." |
| Topic | Forgot deodorant this morning. |
| FortuneCookie 03/07/18 8:43:02 PM #10 | TheVipaGTS posted... your smell is THAT bad after just half the day, in an office?...bruh... ._________. |
| Topic | Forgot deodorant this morning. |
| FortuneCookie 03/07/18 8:01:30 PM #1 | Supervisor: "I don't know. I thought the smell was over here earlier. Maybe it's something coming out of the vent." It lingers throughout the room and smells like onion-scented wet paint. It really is that bad. I bought a stick of deodorant during my lunch break and hastily applied it before the second half of the day. I was so embarrassed. -____- |
| Topic | Do you think we'll see a rise in black on black porn? |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 10:00:25 PM #3 | Did they seriously give up on that because a few actors said no? Some actors have complained about how they never get a chance to be paired with someone black. That would've been the perfect opportunity. GG, porn community. |
| Topic | Do you think we'll see a rise in black on black porn? |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 9:58:35 PM #1 | Right now, it's predominantly interracial for black actors of both sexes. Think we'll see an increase in black porn? As in intraracial? |
| Topic | Women's History Month: All films I've seen so far have had female leads. |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 9:08:39 PM #1 | 1) Wonder Woman (2017) Best female superhero movie and one of the best superhero movies period. 2) Daughter of the Dragon (1931) Fu Manchu story, but notable for early Asian-American lead, Anna Mae Wong. Despite some of the film's ugliness, it was actually a step forward for Hollywood in that it had two Asian-American leads and one of them got to be the hero. 3) Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000) First(?) Godzilla movie to feature a female lead; a vengeful soldier. 4) Alice in Wonderland (1951) Watching this one as an adult is kinda sobering when you consider just how much of an opioid trip it really is. I don't imagine I'll go the whole month watching only movies with female leads, but I do like the way the month has started. |
| Topic | Let's fuck like animals |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 8:57:53 PM #9 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Let's fuck, like, animals XD |
| Topic | Imagine believing in the Mandela Effect |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 10:35:14 AM #2 | Nope. The Illuminati changed the ending of that movie I saw as a child. |
| Topic | Stan Lee makes video while sick |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 10:23:11 AM #4 | Dude is friggin' awesome. Whether he pulls through or not, he left behind an amazing legacy. Please pull through though. |
| Topic | Would you date a woman who was significantly taller than you? |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 10:15:46 AM #4 | Fam_Fam posted... define significantly. Like, at least 4" to 6" inches taller. Maybe more. |
| Topic | Would you date a woman who was significantly taller than you? |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 10:12:57 AM #1 | I know that's difficult to imagine when the average CEman is 6'4", but hypothetically... |
| Topic | IMO, Yaoi is massively underrated. |
| FortuneCookie 03/06/18 1:01:05 AM #11 | I like it more than yuri. When it's lesbians, there isn't a character I can relate to. With guys, it's like -- this could be me if I went gay for a day. |
| Topic | What is your FETISH? |
| FortuneCookie 03/05/18 10:52:30 PM #37 | MabusIncarnate posted... FortuneCookie posted...DeanAuryn posted...What is Asset Theft / Asset Shrink? Safe for work example: https://youtu.be/E9ob2H9wWQg?t=33 Click at your own risk of comfort level. |
| Topic | Marina Nagasawa as Darth Vader |
| FortuneCookie 03/05/18 8:05:29 PM #5 | My little dark overlord can't be this cute! |
| Topic | What is your FETISH? |
| FortuneCookie 03/05/18 7:20:19 PM #14 | DeanAuryn posted... What is Asset Theft / Asset Shrink? It's when a person steals penis or breast size away from someone else. |
| Topic | What is your FETISH? |
| FortuneCookie 03/05/18 7:06:30 PM #10 | Cartoon Animals (sapient ones only) Gender Bending Furry Incest Asset Theft / Asset Shrink Rearranged Body Parts / Rearranged Sex Organs Incest and gender bending are really the only two that can be depicted outside of illustrations, animation, or literotica. |
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