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Topicis it bad that i like domino's pizza?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/17/18 11:25:05 PM
#5
both dominos and papa johns are delicious

fuck the haters
TopicThe existence of a god makes more sense to me than the big bang theory.
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/17/18 11:24:09 PM
#6
that's just because your feeble little mind can't understand it
TopicFlorida shooting was a false flag. Liberals staged shooting.
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/16/18 12:59:22 PM
#15
Wish this guy would just drop dead from a heart attack already. I would literally spit on his grave if given the chance.
TopicWhy didn't the gunman kill himself?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/15/18 12:01:32 AM
#19
TheGrindery posted...
zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...
he better prepare his butthole for a maximum security prison. i imagine other inmates won't take too kindly to a mass murderer of kids

Since you see rape as a sometimes acceptable punishment, would you like to be the official person to dish that out?


we're talking about a literal mass murderer of children here and you're on your high horse about "acceptable punishment" for them? get the fuck over yourself
TopicWhy didn't the gunman kill himself?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/14/18 11:18:45 PM
#17
he better prepare his butthole for a maximum security prison. i imagine other inmates won't take too kindly to a mass murderer of kids
TopicNASA investigating 10,000 year old cave painting depicting UFOs and aliens
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/14/18 12:26:08 PM
#49
shrooms and other natural psychedelics still existed 10,000 years ago, guys
TopicSign on/relocation bonuses: something to be concerned about?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/13/18 7:27:07 PM
#2
ugh...you should be more concerned with companies that AREN'T willing to cover relocation expenses. the fact that they do is typically a good sign
Topic*plays against the Penguins in Franchise mode in NHL 18*
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/12/18 11:41:03 PM
#6
typical buttman having to conspire behind the scenes for sidney criesbaby to win, even in video games
Topicif you dont support Trump, you are welcome to leave!!!
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/12/18 11:26:26 PM
#3
how about we remove trump and all of the idiots that voted for him instead. it would solve most of the problems in this coutnry
TopicFriendly Reminder: Olympic Athletes from Russia have 0 Golds
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/12/18 10:14:11 PM
#14
russia blows

more news at 10
TopicWhy does it seem like every Republican president precludes economic failure?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/09/18 12:59:49 AM
#17
Annihilated posted...
TC's name doesn't match post. You'd flunk econ 101 for even thinking that the stock market, let alone just the Dow, represents any economic health. I know this is an obvious troll topic but I'll explain anyway. The huge and steady rise in the stock market since the recession was not a good thing. Normal stock market behavior is volatile, since there are many factors at play and other investments diverting money out of stocks. The only real improvement we've seen in the economy under Obama's term was the unemployment rate, and that's not the same as economic growth, which has not been great. Interest rates were horrifyingly low for for almost a decade, while the Fed engaged in quantitative easing (buying government debt) in order to fight deflation. If you think prices going up is bad, try having your money literally disappear into thin air.

Historically, during bull markets when stocks are expensive, the investment strategy would be to rebalance your portfolio to favor bonds since they are usually high yield during that time, and during bear markets you would start buying stocks again at a discount. The past few years have been fairly unprecedented in that bond yields AND stocks were a poor value. But stocks won nonetheless since they were in a bubble and had superior annual returns, plus you can collect dividend payments on them, while bond interest was so low it was beaten out by inflation, which itself already low. The interest rate goes up when the fed raises it to fight inflation. Inflation goes up when wages go up the economy grows at a fair pace, usually around 3%. For Obama's presidency, it has not broken 2%. Wages go up when jobs outnumber workers, and jobs are created when companies have money to do so.

Now that the economy is flourishing in every respect imaginable, interest rates are rising again, and investors are responding by turning their equity into cash while it's still high in anticipation for the returning bond market later this year. Investment options are opening up, wages are going up, companies are coming back to the U.S., and we're finally ready to take the training wheels off and end the age of borrowing which would have taken us into a premature recession within 3 years if everything had stayed the same. Now it could be almost 10 years before we have another recession. And it's all due to the tax cuts. You're welcome.


this post is so hilariously dumb and inaccurate i'd say it was hard to believe if i wasn't on CE
TopicBaby Boomer Death Clock
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/09/18 12:56:16 AM
#7
if you start willfully wishing for the death of an entire generation of people then you're even worse than the people who blame millennials for all of the problems in the country
TopicHas anyone here taught themselves SQL before?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/09/18 12:09:09 AM
#2
Stanford offers a free online course with lecture videos and exercises that's worth the time and w3schools.com has a very practical lineup of practice questions that will help you develop a base level understanding.

Honestly, you're really only ever going to get past a beginner level proficiency when you're working hands-on on the job with specific databases with tasks from the company. It's much easier to learn by doing rather "studying". Utilize the online resources I listed and you can at least start the new position with a general knowledge and application.
TopicDo police officers make you feel uneasy in 2018
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/08/18 11:53:30 PM
#43
r4X0r posted...
zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...
as a white man, no, but if i was brown then yes i definitely would be and for good reason.


What reason is that? The police are more likely to shoot YOU than a minority.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/07/13/why-a-massive-new-study-on-police-shootings-of-whites-and-blacks-is-so-controversial/

How a controversial study found that police are more likely to shoot whites, not blacks


because of the disproportionate amount of black people that are shot and/or killed by police relative to their population numbers. one single study with a limited sample size and undetermined variables doesn't disprove anything.
TopicDo police officers make you feel uneasy in 2018
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/08/18 11:46:27 PM
#39
as a white man, no, but if i was brown then yes i definitely would be and for good reason.
TopicI got into 2 colleges so far. Pitt and UNLV
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/08/18 11:19:56 PM
#8
Go to Pitt
TopicThis 21 y/o Blonde Girl FLUSHED her HAMSTER down the TOILET! Is She Disgusting??
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/08/18 11:19:12 PM
#23
i must be terrible, but the mental image of some chick sobbing while she drops her relentlessly chirping & squirming hamster into an airport toilet and proceeds to flush it down is hilarious to me
TopicThink I'm at my breaking point with my fucking scumbag roommate
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/06/18 12:08:33 PM
#20
EnragedSlith posted...
Youre being passive aggressive instead of assertive. The appropriate response is to tell him to get his shit together or youre kicking him out. New roommates arent terribly difficult to find, and I would bet theres an agency out there that looks for and screens roommates


This. You're going to need to be as direct as possible with him on how he needs to change and let him know how you're going to hold him accountable for this. Being passive aggressive and ranting about him on a message board isn't going to get the message drilled into him. You have to let him know that either he starts cleaning up after himself and doing his fair share of house work or you're going to be looking for another roommate.
TopicThink I'm at my breaking point with my fucking scumbag roommate
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/06/18 11:43:32 AM
#18
so did you buy property with friends or did or did you just buy it yourself and look for random roommates to help you pay the mortgage?
Topici HIGHLY recommend Kratom for those of you with chronic pain issues
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/06/18 11:33:18 AM
#8
i use it a couple of times a week and absolutely love it. it can be very addicting though so i definitely wouldn't recommend using it any more than this unless trying to make it through opiate withdrawal or severe chronic pain issues.
Topicif you dont support Trump, you are UNAMERICAN and a TRAITOR
zDonKEY_K0ngz
02/06/18 11:31:03 AM
#2
Heil Trump!!
TopicTFW you don't get the job because you literally 'failed' the personality test
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/18/18 12:54:48 PM
#7
some personalities are much better fits for certain jobs than others. for instance, any sales or customer facing position is better suited for more extroverted types while complex technical roles often see the opposite.
TopicI absolutely LOATHE Donald Trump but I completely agree with him on one thing
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/17/18 8:07:41 PM
#2
you'd have sex with your daughter?
TopicPolitico describes left-wing Mexican presidential candidate as Trumpian populist
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/17/18 11:24:33 AM
#7
Antifar posted...
zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...
its no surprise that this would be the reactionary result

Reactionary has a meaning when it comes to politics; this isn't it.


reactionary in the sense that mexico's population is much more likely to elect a far-left populist leader in response to how they been frequently attacked and blamed by the far-right populist leader of their largest ally. that is reactionary.
TopicPolitico describes left-wing Mexican presidential candidate as Trumpian populist
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/17/18 11:13:25 AM
#5
its no surprise that this would be the reactionary result of a trump presidency given his adamant and frequent attacks on mexico.
TopicChina has been infiltrating U.S. college campuses with Communist propaganda
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/17/18 11:08:43 AM
#48
it's obvious that our great foreign adversaries (russia, china) have realized that a destabilized america is a huge advantage to them and will continue to flood our media with propaganda intended to divide and turn the populace against each other. people who continue to be fooled by it are just burying their head in the sand at this point.
TopicThe least important part of a burger?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/16/18 3:50:11 PM
#7
What if its a nothing burger?
TopicBannon has been subpoenaed to testify before Mueller's Grand Jury
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/16/18 11:51:32 AM
#1
TopicTrump vs scientology
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 11:02:53 PM
#2
if they both find a way to take each other down i think everybody wins
TopicTrump thinks Scientology should lose tax-exempt status
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 10:41:56 PM
#12
m_mungmung posted...
This would probably work in favour for Scientology in terms of public sympathy, considering the antagonism he inspires against himself.


i'd honestly be sympathetic with trump over the church of scientology, and i absolutely fucking despise everything about trump. that's how awful the church of scientology is and its (powerful) members are.
TopicKansas City Chiefs
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 9:37:11 PM
#11
DoomtheGrav posted...
Raiders are going to crash and burn and miss the playoffs again
TopicKansas City Chiefs
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 9:29:40 PM
#8
DarthAragorn posted...
zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Not even surprised, I knew what was coming when the Titans scored their first TD


yup, me too. i looked over at my gf and told her the game was over and she just laughed at me because we were still up 21-10. it hurts to be right.

My dad started talking about who they'd be playing next week right around that point and I was just like nah man they're not getting there. Feels bad man


life of a chiefs fan. i sincerely hope that the defensive coordinator was fired immediately after the game ended. our rushing defense was absolutely disgraceful the entire season and especially in the 2nd half of this game.
TopicKansas City Chiefs
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 9:26:38 PM
#5
0TiamaT0 posted...
You could be a Browns fan...


at least they had something to celebrate today
TopicKansas City Chiefs
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 9:24:18 PM
#3
DarthAragorn posted...
Not even surprised, I knew what was coming when the Titans scored their first TD


yup, me too. i looked over at my gf and told her the game was over and she just laughed at me because we were still up 21-10. it hurts to be right.
TopicIs it safe to assume most boomers and old people are miserly and money hungry?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 9:21:52 PM
#3
Nah, my mother is a lovely lady. My father however fits this description perfectly.
TopicKansas City Chiefs
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/06/18 9:19:15 PM
#1
Biggest joke of a franchise in all of professional sports.

Kill me now
TopicWelp, just bombed my last scheduled interview, with a major financial company
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/04/18 1:38:18 PM
#2
What kind of questions did they ask and why do you think you bombed it?
TopicWhat happens if we cut off California from the mainland
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/04/18 10:46:24 AM
#8
The US economy would crash and California would thrive as an independent nation.
TopicMan gored by bull.
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/03/18 11:30:21 PM
#3
LMAO

Good. Fuck bullfighters - they absolutely deserve it.
TopicCuck fight
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/03/18 11:28:44 PM
#1
TopicLol Trump is a savage
zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/02/18 9:38:00 PM
#97
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Spoilers: The infrastructure "overhaul" involves handing over our public infrastructure to private, and oftentimes foreign, enterprises.

power to the people!


the infrastructure "overhaul" involves us having all of our infrastructure obliterated by NK nukes. much easier to have a complete overhaul when you get to start from the ground up!
TopicAjit Pai might Ajit Die
zDonKEY_K0ngz
12/14/17 3:53:44 PM
#11
Wouldn't give a fuck if he did. We'd all probably be better off honestly.
TopicShould I fuck my coworker?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
12/03/17 12:06:40 AM
#13
you've never heard the phrase "don't shit where you eat" have you?
TopicWH responds to Flynn pleading guilty: "OBAMMMMA!"
zDonKEY_K0ngz
12/01/17 5:57:06 PM
#4
r4X0r posted...
I do think it's funny that a source like TheHill, who got caught colluding with the Clinton campaign, is still trying to prove the Russians colluded with the Trump campaign.


I think you're have some trouble understanding what the word collude means there champ
TopicHave you ever wondered what if you're the only real person?
zDonKEY_K0ngz
11/29/17 11:18:13 PM
#2
nah i know its tru cuz all these otha ****as be fake as FUCK ya know what im sayin
TopicRocking that Two Time Stanley Cup Champion Phil the Thrill Kessel jersey today.
zDonKEY_K0ngz
11/29/17 1:19:42 PM
#17
The most unathletic looking superstar athlete in all of sports.
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