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| Topic | if ajit pai came to ur house, what will u serve him? |
| TheJBD 02/09/18 9:48:40 PM #9 | Reese's For breakfast --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | What you gonna do when you get out of jail? |
| TheJBD 02/09/18 9:48:11 PM #2 | kill myself --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Real talk: How can you hate on Man of Steel tho? (Spoilers) |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 11:54:10 PM #8 | It's not good. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | CE: do you have a TATTOO? Yes or no? |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 8:12:24 PM #7 | quinntotheflinn posted... I don't have any. I don't really want any. Is that weird? Nah. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | CE: do you have a TATTOO? Yes or no? |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 8:09:02 PM #2 | No. I like the idea of them, but I've never been able to think of something I want indelibly inked onto my body. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Do you consider the Call of Duty series a series for kids? |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 5:24:07 PM #14 | Yeah. Still fun though. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | A 10/10 girlfriend/boyfriend who loves you, BUT _______ |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 5:23:41 PM #9 | she/he is a mischievous poltergeist. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Why is Christianity so hated on this board? |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 3:31:45 PM #30 | I was molested by my youth pastor and he told me it was God's will. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 3:05:32 PM #33 | Oh, I do enjoy Hello from the Magic Tavern, but I haven't listened to it in a long time. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Anyone watched this show Episodes starring Matt LeBlanc as himself? |
| TheJBD 02/06/18 12:18:01 AM #2 | I remember watching a few episodes when it was new. It was funny enough, but not funny enough to keep me watching. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | What's a fetish you'd like to see LESS of? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 10:08:09 PM #4 | I'd rather not be attracted to family members. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 10:05:53 PM #29 | Electrokinesis posted... TheJBD posted...Electrokinesis posted...The Comedians Comedian. Cool. I'll probably check out some of my favorites. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:38:18 PM #26 | AnimeGokuIAM posted... Dumb People Town I wish I liked the Sklar brothers. They just bug me for some reason. I dunno. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | For those who support spoiled, rich crybabies who kneel for the anthem... |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:33:43 PM #8 | It'd be weird to get out of my chair to kneel. It'd be weirder to watch a Michael Bay movie. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:32:50 PM #24 | Electrokinesis posted... The Comedians Comedian. That's good? I know a lot of folks I love have been on it over the years, but I've never given it a shot for some reason. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | What do they call a female bromance? A sismance? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:27:58 PM #8 | Leslie Knope and Ann Perkins --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | 10/10 smoking hot chick approaches and kicks you directly in the balls |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:25:30 PM #19 | Pay her the quoted fee. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:22:38 PM #21 | Stewman_Magoo posted... You made it weird with Pete Holmes, he usually isn't afraid to ask weird questions to his guests and it sometimes leads to some interesting conversations, or funny bits. I'll second YMIW. I don't listen to it often, but I binged a bunch of eps last year. Though if I don't care about the guest even ol' Petey's braying laughter isn't enough to keep me engaged. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:12:34 PM #16 | RebelElite791 posted... Thank you! I so rarely see people mention MBMBAM on here which seems odd given how popular it seems elsewhere on the internet Yeah, I keep forgetting about it. My podcast app takes a dump on me a couple times a year and I lose all my subscriptions. I'll still take that over using something clunky like Stitcher. But when I lose my subscriptions I sometimes forget about a podcast for months. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 9:08:34 PM #14 | Drpooplol posted... TheJBD posted...I mostly only listen to comedy shows. They're all pretty different. I think HDTGM is the most approachable for people who aren't comedy nerds. Says You! isn't really comedy. It's a word game quiz show from NPR. Doughboys is two comedians/comedy writers with guests reviewing chain restaurants. It's pretty great. Comedy Bang Bang gets me through my Mondays. If you've ever seen the tv show it's kinda like that, but less sketches and more free-form character work. Never Not Funny is Jimmy Pardo's podcast. It's more of a chat show. improv4humans is long-form improv hosted by Matt Besser (one of the founders of the Upright Citizen's Brigade). If I had to recommend one for someone who's never heard any of them I'd probably say HDTGM. Just look for an episode with a movie you've seen or a guest you know and like for a jumping off point. RebelElite791 posted... My Brother My Brother and Me This is also great. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 8:49:23 PM #4 | I mostly only listen to comedy shows. Comedy Bang Bang improv4humans Never Not Funny Doughboys How Did This Get Made Spontaneanation High and Mighty The Todd Glass Show Says You! There are others I listen to occasionally, but they're not currently in my subscriptions in my podcast app and I can't think of them off-hand. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | has anyone actually ever irl met a person who supports Hitler's actual ideology? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 7:37:59 PM #6 | Yeah, at a bbq once. True neo-nazi skinhead sort. Other than the overt racism and hatred he was actually a pretty nice guy. Fuck him though. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Remember that ep of rugrats where chuckie gets diagnosed with Crohns |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 7:19:31 PM #11 | therin_lews_kin posted... TheJBD posted...Burgess posted...Remember when Stew made pudding on the stove. Oh shit. You just triggered a Snack Pack Attack. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Remember that ep of rugrats where chuckie gets diagnosed with Crohns |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 7:18:43 PM #9 | Burgess posted... TheJBD posted...Burgess posted...Remember when Stew made pudding on the stove. I mean, unless you mean instant pudding. Homemade pudding needs heat. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Remember that ep of rugrats where chuckie gets diagnosed with Crohns |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 7:17:23 PM #7 | Burgess posted... Remember when Stew made pudding on the stove. That's how you make pudding though. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Your door bell and you aren't expecting a visitor, is it ever good? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 7:12:11 PM #5 | No. It's usually my landlord being an asshole or Jehova's Witnesses. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | My friend laughed at me because I told him I only shop at K-Mart |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 6:33:40 PM #5 | Depends on the K-Mart, I guess? Over here in California they're dying and I've never seen one that's more than just a shitty department store. A few years back I was on the east coast visiting a friend and his local K-Mart was huge and clean. It was more like a Super Wal-Mart. They had a Pizza Hut inside and grocery items and stuff. It was weird. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | $1 trillion but no sex ever. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 6:31:39 PM #37 | Sign me up. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Dating site woman: "My dogs have to approve of you." |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 6:18:09 PM #8 | Honestly, most dogs take to most people after being introduced. If a dog consistently dislikes a person I take that as a sign that person is a piece of shit. There are times that's not the case, sure. But as a general rule I get it. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Every year I'm like, oh cool the Super Bowl is today. Then I actually watch it |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 6:14:29 PM #11 | I usually watch the Superbowl. This year was a pretty good one. I don't remember the last time I enjoyed a SB game that much when my team wasn't playing. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Lol Tom Brady |
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| Topic | I am a shut-out. Don't ask me anything. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 3:18:57 AM #7 | A shut...out? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | There is a porn director that is starting beef with that guy that makes art IR. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 3:06:51 AM #2 | idgi --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | A woman's open letter to male virgins (long, but interesting read) |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:58:06 AM #8 | Tadamoto38 posted... Cause I'm a virgin and don't want to be. So solve that. Be the change you want to see in your sex life. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | A woman's open letter to male virgins (long, but interesting read) |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:53:32 AM #3 | Milkman5 posted... dude, why do you even care so much Why does anyone? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | ''I spent 2 hours getting ready for our date and you won't have sex with me?!'' |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:52:29 AM #15 | Lathissamus posted... Seems fake to me. And very old. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | To those who've had it done, how bad does a wisdom teeth removal suck? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:20:06 AM #29 | The worst part is the chisel. It's really hard to hold it steady. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | There has been a long thin"cloud" in my sky for almost a week |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:13:07 AM #2 | I hope the trail leads you to an opthamologist --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Canada now has a gender neutral anthem. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:10:45 AM #29 | I is smart posted... Doesn't that fuck up the grammar of the line though? Not really? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | why do sports fans say "we" as if they are on their favorite team |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:08:40 AM #2 | http://psycnet.apa.org/record/1977-10287-001 --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | I just got my ass kicked by a couple veterans. |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 2:08:04 AM #5 | sylverlolol posted... You sound like a stand up person. I'd like to hear his tight five. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | I'm a cup. AMA |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:40:55 AM #23 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Crazy ain't it? That's the problem. I'm not surprised at all. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Riots and fires in the streets of Philadelphia |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:38:49 AM #128 | Gamer99z posted... iClockwork posted...Metro2 posted...Seriously though, I feel bad for the car owner who got his car flipped. He needs that to get to his job, and these idiots made life harder for him. It was light enough to flip. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | I'm a cup. AMA |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:38:28 AM #20 | DocileOrangeCup posted... TheJBD posted...DocileOrangeCup posted...Norm macdonald A human man named Norm fucked a spider and the spider survived and laid a bunch of eggs that hatched after she died? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | I'm a cup. AMA |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:36:34 AM #16 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Norm macdonald He fucked a spider? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | How do people fap to Japanese porn? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:31:39 AM #18 | Thumb and the index, I'd guess. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | I'm a cup. AMA |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:31:24 AM #13 | Who is your favorite character from Charlotte's Web. Follow up: Who knocked up Charlotte? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Are we sure Philadelphia isnt secretly a third world country? |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:29:28 AM #5 | It's a Tide ad. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | Riots and fires in the streets of Philadelphia |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:28:20 AM #119 | Will this end the extended hiatus of Always Sunny and bring us episodes sooner? --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
| Topic | I'm a cop. AMA |
| TheJBD 02/05/18 1:04:50 AM #15 | Patchwork posted... Negative. :( Fuck. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft |
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