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Topic | ITT: A picture of Gohan and his father |
Kirby 02/19/18 10:16:52 PM #7 | Garioshi posted... expected piccolo BlueBoy675 posted... Garioshi posted...expected piccolo --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | I bought these cheap beef patties would they be safe to cook |
Kirby 02/19/18 3:11:50 PM #16 | giantblimpN7 posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted...eston posted...Looks like a pretty typical frozen patty --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | lets bring some positivity to CE. name one thing you're thankful for |
Kirby 02/19/18 3:10:34 PM #12 | Reeses Cups --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | who here still plays LoL |
Kirby 02/19/18 7:47:06 AM #5 | Ill occasionally throw Legend of Legaia in for some fun nostalgia. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | nelly furtado has a huge ass |
Kirby 02/19/18 7:04:31 AM #18 | DocileOrangeCup posted... That's the hole she uses to furtoda Underrated post. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Do you like Kirby? |
Kirby 02/18/18 3:13:21 PM #3 | No --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | So Obama's portrait artist likes to paint black women holding decapitated heads |
Kirby 02/18/18 7:14:57 AM #272 | Racist as fuck. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Misheard lyrics |
Kirby 02/16/18 11:56:55 PM #36 | Medieval woman! --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Thug collapses and whimpers in court after getting life sentence |
Kirby 02/16/18 10:21:55 PM #2 | Pussy --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | DBZ Abridged may be ending soon |
Kirby 02/16/18 3:38:42 PM #98 | Sad, but they had a great run. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Metal detectors at schools wouldn't stop this |
Kirby 02/16/18 3:36:04 PM #21 | Foppe posted... No Tolerance posted...Foppe posted...tremain07 posted...The harsh truth is nothing can stop this, not a fucking gun ban, not fucking gun control, there's not a single thing you can do to stop people like this from killing people if they want to Mental health problems are the way they are since they closed down the institutions. Now if we run into a mental health issue, they can be treated and held for 72 hours but then just released right after that. Unless they decide to bring institutions back, society has decided they are to be left on the streets or treated minimally. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | What kind of car do you drive and what is your monthly take-home income |
Kirby 02/16/18 2:34:20 PM #13 | 2017 GMC Terrain $3,600 a month --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Two Ohio Police Officers shot and killed |
Kirby 02/15/18 3:03:31 AM #18 | cerealbox760 posted... So the thug had a gun. The cop had a gun. And two people still died? Weird. I thought everyone being armed would prevent shootings. Cool story bro, you should tell it at parties --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | The school shooting Florida has police armed with a tank |
Kirby 02/14/18 4:26:17 PM #56 | yemmy posted... TC thinks a humvee is a tank apparently --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Trump proposes eliminating federal funding for PBS, NPR |
Kirby 02/13/18 7:41:26 AM #106 | Fair, next. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Two Ohio Police Officers shot and killed |
Kirby 02/12/18 7:46:38 PM #11 | The Admiral posted... http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/midwest/ct-ohio-police-officers-killed-20180212-story.html Good. Fuck him for supplying a felon with a gun. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Lil Ceasers isn't that bad |
Kirby 02/11/18 7:21:40 PM #8 | yemmy posted... TC knows what he's talking about --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Two Ohio Police Officers shot and killed |
Kirby 02/11/18 7:08:22 PM #7 | Antifar posted... Kirby posted...Well 2 Officers being murdered is pretty high profile so its not that surprising. This isnt a random shooting. The suspect saw cops, he shot cops. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Two Ohio Police Officers shot and killed |
Kirby 02/11/18 7:01:52 PM #4 | Antifar posted... One of the local news stations here led with this story on the 6:00 last night, which would have been fine and all if it were local, but it struck me as an odd choice given that it's an out of state story. Well 2 Officers being murdered is pretty high profile so its not that surprising. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Two Ohio Police Officers shot and killed |
Kirby 02/11/18 6:52:57 PM #1 | http://nbc4i.com/2018/02/10/westerville-police-say-officer-shot-saturday/ At least the suspect is in custody. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | what Pokemon should take my last slot in Pokemon Y |
Kirby 02/10/18 11:36:22 PM #6 | Rattata --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | ITT: Typical final boss dialogue |
Kirby 02/09/18 11:20:27 PM #29 | *endless nonstop laughter for some reason* --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Three police officers shot, one dead, in Atlanta |
Kirby 02/09/18 3:37:34 PM #2 | Sad, hope the two recover. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Publix Subs, Subway, Jimmy John's, Jersey Mike's, or Firehouse Subs |
Kirby 02/09/18 2:35:57 AM #2 | Other, Quiznos --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Are you awake right now? |
Kirby 02/09/18 2:32:54 AM #9 | Working, yes. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Emotional support hamster flushed down toilet after Spirir refuses to board it |
Kirby 02/08/18 3:10:34 PM #35 | What a piece of shit human being. You dont fucking drown your pets because you cant take them on a flight. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | top college athlete mom storms out after he chooses the "wrong" school |
Kirby 02/08/18 7:14:26 AM #5 | I need subtitles --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | If someone is working from 5pm to 10pm, how many hours are they working? |
Kirby 02/08/18 5:06:28 AM #13 | Super Slash posted... wut --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | ITT we quote awesome movies |
Kirby 02/05/18 11:20:30 AM #5 | KazumaKiryu posted... "Luke, I am your father" ...really --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Students Hate Trump's SOTU Quotes...Until Finding Out They're Actually Obama's!! |
Kirby 02/05/18 11:19:48 AM #6 | Not surprising at all, liberals have become so indoctrinated that they cant think for themselves and immediately bash and disagree anything from Trump no matter what. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Riots and fires in the streets of Philadelphia |
Kirby 02/05/18 1:34:09 AM #124 | Teddytalks posted... SF_Okami posted...Reporter just said people are taking selfies with police officers and more people are leaving buildings to celebrate. If this does not show how awesome sports are, idk what does. Found the guy who was eating shit in the video --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Who wins the Superbowl? Predict here and I'll invite winners to TWSS. |
Kirby 02/04/18 2:08:15 PM #81 | Patriots --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Chuck Norris sues CBS for 30 Million. |
Kirby 02/02/18 1:06:59 AM #9 | The boogey man checks for Chuck Noriss under his bed every night. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Do you regret your username? |
Kirby 02/02/18 12:49:16 AM #96 | Pretty content with mine. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Worst South Park character? |
Kirby 01/31/18 9:53:49 PM #16 | Pip --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Post ITT if you want to go back to sleep |
Kirby 01/31/18 7:32:47 AM #11 | My shift just ended, so Ill be sleeping for quite some time now. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Games that stumped you, pre-internet. |
Kirby 01/31/18 7:10:37 AM #66 | Return to Zork --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | I'm not your friend, buddy. |
Kirby 01/30/18 3:16:35 PM #5 | Im not your friend, buddy. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Tom Brady throwing a temper tantrum because his brat child was called a brat |
Kirby 01/29/18 11:36:24 AM #10 | eston posted... That seems like an entirely reasonable reaction on his part --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | What are your thoughts on identifying as transracial? |
Kirby 01/28/18 2:25:18 AM #6 | Webmaster4531 posted... People bring this up just to justify being dicks to transgendered. Can you justify one and not the other? --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Drug-free schools are racist, says BLM. |
Kirby 01/27/18 2:29:56 AM #146 | Trigg3rH4ppy posted... The Great Muta 22 posted...GregShmedley posted...Won't somebody please think of the poor, innocent drug dealers???? --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Can you recite the alphabet backwards? |
Kirby 01/26/18 4:57:49 AM #29 | masterbarf posted... I recently got pulled over for making an illegal, though perfectly safe u-turn. The cop gave me a very unnecessary DUI test. He told me to follow his finger with my eyes without moving my head. He slowly moved his finger right then moved it fast to the left. My head naturally turned in reaction and I just started laughing because it's such a stupid test that I know damn well lots of people would "fail" much like saying the alphabet backwards. He eventually decided to stop wasting my time. No officer will have you recite the alphabet backwards, common misconception. As for the eye test, its not a fail in regards to not following the finger fast enough, hes testing for Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus, which occurs naturally and unbeknownst to the person when theyve been drinking enough. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Oh no! The last two games you played have just merged into one! |
Kirby 01/25/18 3:27:36 AM #8 | Call of Destiny 2 So Infinite Warfare? --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | That one Leia scene is the worst part of Episode 8 tbh spoilers |
Kirby 01/23/18 11:56:51 AM #49 | FLUFFYGERM posted... If you don't like The Last Jedi, you have garbage taste in film. Please explain how the movie was good. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Trump imposes 30% tariffs on solar panels. |
Kirby 01/23/18 10:06:08 AM #137 | youngfossil posted... Kirby posted...The tariff is only on IMPORTED solar panels, meaning you should buy American. Trump wins again. Tesla sucks? --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | List some good PS1 games |
Kirby 01/23/18 9:36:31 AM #34 | Silent Bomber --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | Trump imposes 30% tariffs on solar panels. |
Kirby 01/23/18 9:33:11 AM #131 | The tariff is only on IMPORTED solar panels, meaning you should buy American. Trump wins again. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
Topic | ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT charged with FOUR rapes and BURGLARY!! |
Kirby 01/23/18 9:08:55 AM #5 | Hes gonna get a stern verbal warning in California, 6 hours of community service and some free healthcare to make sure hes ok. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. |
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