Current Events > Chuck Norris sues CBS for 30 Million.

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cerealbox760 02/01/18 11:59:04 PM #1:	http://deadline.com/2018/02/chuck-norris-sues-cbs-over-walker-texas-ranger-profits-1202276773/ -When Chuck Norris sues for $30 mil, he settles for $60 mil. Watch out CBS! -Hillary had 3,000,000 more votes than Trump. Chuck Norris voted once for Trump and Trump won. -When Chuck Norris sues, the Judge calls him "Your Honor"! -Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. -Im just here for the Chuck Norris jokes. --- Clevo P775 QHD 120hz / i7 7700k 4.5GHZ / GTX 1070 8GB / DDR4 16GB/ 256gb m.2 SSD /Magni-Modi DAC_AMP combo/ ie800. Laptop on the outside. Desktop on the inside. <cite>cerealbox760 posted [p:895289116] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>http://deadline.com/2018/02/chuck-norris-sues-cbs-over-walker-texas-ranger-profits-1202276773/ <quote>-When Chuck Norris sues for $30 mil, he settles for $60 mil. Watch out CBS! -Hillary had 3,000,000 more votes than Trump. Chuck Norris voted once for Trump and Trump won. -When Chuck Norris sues, the Judge calls him "Your Honor"! -Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. -Im just here for the Chuck Norris jokes. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 02/02/18 12:00:44 AM #2:	-When Chuck Norris sues, the Judge calls him "Your Honor"! Okay, I chuckled at this one. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:895289188] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>-When Chuck Norris sues, the Judge calls him "Your Honor"! Okay, I chuckled at this one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JxOxNxIxCxS 02/02/18 12:01:59 AM #3:	A cobra once bit chuck norris. And after 3 grueling days, the cobra died. --- http://i.imgur.com/vcAEBhO.jpg <cite>JxOxNxIxCxS posted [p:895289246] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>A cobra once bit chuck norris. And after 3 grueling days, the cobra died.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 02/02/18 12:05:04 AM #4:	Chuck Norris eats grapes and pees out wine. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:895289409] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris eats grapes and pees out wine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JJWatt 02/02/18 12:07:17 AM #6:	CBS done already lost --- #1 Player in the NFL <cite>JJWatt posted [p:895289498] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>CBS done already lost</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 02/02/18 12:09:01 AM #7:	Maybe he'll buy gfaqs --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:895289584] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Maybe he'll buy gfaqs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 02/02/18 1:03:57 AM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1kNGGEle0 --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:895291701] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1kNGGEle0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kirby 02/02/18 1:06:59 AM #9:	The boogey man checks for Chuck Noriss under his bed every night. --- Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. <cite>Kirby posted [p:895291811] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>The boogey man checks for Chuck Noriss under his bed every night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForestLogic 02/02/18 1:08:50 AM #10:	Heh, Chuck Norris' production company is called Top Kick. That's fun. Also sounds like CABS done goofed. Dunno why they'd think they could get away with that. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic <cite>ForestLogic posted [p:895291886] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Heh, Chuck Norris' production company is called Top Kick. That's fun. Also sounds like CABS done goofed. Dunno why they'd think they could get away with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 02/02/18 1:42:12 AM #11:	CBS is about to become CNBS --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:895293179] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>CBS is about to become CNBS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/02/18 1:43:45 AM #12:	kicking it back to 2008 are we --- <cite>Garioshi posted [p:895293230] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>kicking it back to 2008 are we</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cerealbox760 02/02/18 7:09:26 AM #13:	Chuck Norris was cursing on CE and the mods got modded. --- Clevo P775 QHD 120hz / i7 7700k 4.5GHZ / GTX 1070 8GB / DDR4 16GB/ 256gb m.2 SSD /Magni-Modi DAC_AMP combo/ ie800. Laptop on the outside. Desktop on the inside. <cite>cerealbox760 posted [p:895301235] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris was cursing on CE and the mods got modded.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 02/02/18 7:21:25 AM #14:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dndHQzZPH0Q --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:895301514] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dndHQzZPH0Q</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 02/02/18 7:22:33 AM #15:	Always preferred Hellen Keller jokes tbh. --- Sometimes people come along and they want to change things. I am one of those people and I will assist in furthering our country for the better. - Xsquader <cite>iClockwork posted [p:895301543] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Always preferred Hellen Keller jokes tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 02/02/18 7:22:45 AM #16:	Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:895301550] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 02/02/18 7:25:07 AM #17:	In Soviet Chuck Norris, car drives you! --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:895301611] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>In Soviet Chuck Norris, car drives you!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quicksilver 02/02/18 7:41:57 AM #18:	When Chick Norton puts car in reverse world goes forward. When Chunk Noloris crosses street all lights turn green. --- I play video games. <cite>Quicksilver posted [p:895302059] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>When Chick Norton puts car in reverse world goes forward. When Chunk Noloris crosses street all lights turn green.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 02/02/18 7:49:05 AM #19:	Man, I miss Chuck Norris jokes lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:895302267] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Man, I miss Chuck Norris jokes lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Millennials 02/02/18 7:49:43 AM #20:	Garioshi posted... kicking it back to 2008 are we I knew it was earlier than that, so I looked it up on wikipedia and it says this started in 2005. I know for a fact they were around earlier than that because I was in middle school in 2001 and that's when I first heard them. I hope I'm not experiencing the Mengele effect. --- http://i.imgur.com/u0U1NGj.jpg <cite>Millennials posted [p:895302293] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote><cite>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>kicking it back to 2008 are we</quote> I knew it was earlier than that, so I looked it up on wikipedia and it says this started in 2005. I know for a fact they were around earlier than that because I was in middle school in 2001 and that's when I first heard them. I hope I'm not experiencing the Mengele effect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 02/02/18 8:10:36 AM #21:	When the Boogeyman comes home from a hard day at work, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. --- Caution: A Boring British Centrist has arrived. <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:895302883] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>When the Boogeyman comes home from a hard day at work, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/02/18 8:31:59 AM #22:	Millennials posted... Mengele effect. please tell me that's a typo --- <cite>Garioshi posted [p:895303527] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote><cite>Millennials posted...</cite> <quote>Mengele effect.</quote> please tell me that's a typo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JxOxNxIxCxS 02/03/18 11:47:50 AM #23:	CarlGrimes posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1kNGGEle0 God, i miss the walker texas ranger lever --- http://i.imgur.com/vcAEBhO.jpg <cite>JxOxNxIxCxS posted [p:895373579] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1kNGGEle0</quote> God, i miss the walker texas ranger lever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 02/03/18 11:50:23 AM #24:	Little kids wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:895373695] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Little kids wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden_Key33 02/03/18 11:53:09 AM #25:	iClockwork posted... Always preferred Hellen Keller jokes tbh. I never saw the allure of those. Neither did she. --- FC: 3926-5581-9610 IGN: Kieron TSV: 3418 Friend Safari: Cascoon, Ariados, Toxicroak <cite>Golden_Key33 posted [p:895373804] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote><cite>iClockwork posted...</cite> <quote>Always preferred Hellen Keller jokes tbh.</quote> I never saw the allure of those. Neither did she.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 02/03/18 11:57:43 AM #26:	Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:895374010] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KK_the_Slider 02/03/18 12:02:41 PM #27:	One time Mr. T beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In response Chuck Norris invented racism. --- FC: 4879-6025-2834 <cite>KK_the_Slider posted [p:895374233] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>One time Mr. T beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In response Chuck Norris invented racism.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 02/03/18 12:04:00 PM #28:	Chuck Norris once had his own brand of toilet paper, but it didn't sell very well because it wouldn't take shit from anyone. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:895374290] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once had his own brand of toilet paper, but it didn't sell very well because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Capn Circus 02/03/18 1:31:25 PM #29:	Cuz the eyes of the ranger are upon you... any wrong you do he's going to see... --- "I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks <cite>Capn Circus posted [p:895378484] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>Cuz the eyes of the ranger are upon you... any wrong you do he's going to see...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 02/03/18 1:40:36 PM #30:	When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he likes to have the fan on. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:895378972] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he likes to have the fan on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoSteelers 02/03/18 1:43:36 PM #31:	The episode of VH1's hit show "Where Are They Now?" that featured A-Team alum Mr. T was the shortest episode in the shows history, as well as American television history. The episode was ten seconds long and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" displayed in white text. --- *"Let's Go Steelers"* -Everyone 2018 <cite>GoSteelers posted [p:895379109] in Chuck Norr... [t:76272247]...</cite> <quote>The episode of VH1's hit show "Where Are They Now?" that featured A-Team alum Mr. T was the shortest episode in the shows history, as well as American television history. The episode was ten seconds long and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" displayed in white text.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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