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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

The Admiral posted...

Funbazooka posted...

Where do guys learn to do this shit?

I've never met anyone who does that

That looks like Wil Wheaton

Name sounds familiar but can't remember who that is

Wesley Crusher on Star Trek TNG

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

The Admiral posted...

Funbazooka posted...

Where do guys learn to do this shit?

I've never met anyone who does that

That looks like Wil Wheaton

Bitch is all bark, no bite. A 4 year old could knock her out.

Funbazooka posted...

Funniest damn thing ever

Jiggy101011 posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

How about Smash SJWs?

SJW was so 2017

Oh right, we call them nazis now, I forgot.

How about Smash SJWs?

gguirao posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Liberals: A woman should have the right to kill a baby in her womb!

**School shooting happens**

Liberals: We need to ban guns to protect the lives of children!

The dictionary definition of hypocrisy right there.....but please continue telling me how poopy-head conservatives are being mean and trying to kill you and everyone around you.

Are you saying the right is any better?

"You have the right to live, but if you're poor, non-white, homosexual, transgender, non-Christian,, or belonging to any other group we dislike, we don't give a fuck if someone shoots you!"

"Let's pray for the victims of gun violence but not do anything to prevent further gun violence so those who died died in vain."

"You're not a patriot if you're not willing to go to war for our country, but if you make it back alive, don't ask us for assistance."

The left
"Illegals are rightful citizens who deserve jobs, fuck the immigrants who came here legally and did things right, they don't deserve jobs or representation. The ILLEGAL ones are the oppressed ones."

"Let's do press rounds saying we are going to ban guns, because we need to make the public believe that all murders ever will magically stop after guns are banned, meanwhile we will still do absolutely nothing about the ghettos or the people in poverty we claim to champion which might lead to a significant drop in gun deaths."

"All life is sacred unless you are white, Christian, conservative, straight, and don't have the same opinions as liberals. You are an oppressor, nothing else, if you die its deserved. Did we mention we are the party that supports people with different views and opinions? We are so progressive that way".

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Kineth posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Liberals: A woman should have the right to kill a baby in her womb!

**school shooting happens**

Liberals: We need to ban guns to protect the lives of children!

The dictionary definition of hypocrisy right there.....but please continue telling me how poopy-head conservatives are being mean and trying to kill you and everyone around you.

Republicans: Life is sacred.

Also republicans: Let's bomb the fuck out of these shithole countries while not supporting our citizens. And oh yeah, let's not put funding into schools and complain that the first lady was making food healthier for our kids. Oh and why would you ensure anybody? If they want to live, they're bootstraps will get them the medical aid they need. Oh and people deserve to get shot by cops all the time.

Anyway, stfu with your partisan garbage.

You stop with your partisan garbage. If liberals gave a damn about life they wouldn't be pro-choice, they wouldn't block emergency vehicles during their whiny bitchfests (that's not protesting), they wouldn't advocate killing Trump supporters, they would actually put their money where that poop covered hole they call a mouth is and actually do something about the ghettos and lower class poverty they claim to champion......oh wait, they wouldn't have a voter base to exploit if they did that.

"Waaahhh liberals waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"

"Waaaah conservatives waaaaah"
Pot meet kettle

Kineth posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Liberals: A woman should have the right to kill a baby in her womb!

**school shooting happens**

Liberals: We need to ban guns to protect the lives of children!

The dictionary definition of hypocrisy right there.....but please continue telling me how poopy-head conservatives are being mean and trying to kill you and everyone around you.

Republicans: Life is sacred.

Also republicans: Let's bomb the fuck out of these shithole countries while not supporting our citizens. And oh yeah, let's not put funding into schools and complain that the first lady was making food healthier for our kids. Oh and why would you ensure anybody? If they want to live, they're bootstraps will get them the medical aid they need. Oh and people deserve to get shot by cops all the time.

Anyway, stfu with your partisan garbage.

You stop with your partisan garbage. If liberals gave a damn about life they wouldn't be pro-choice, they wouldn't block emergency vehicles during their whiny bitchfests (that's not protesting), they wouldn't advocate killing Trump supporters, they would actually put their money where that poop covered hole they call a mouth is and actually do something about the ghettos and lower class poverty they claim to champion......oh wait, they wouldn't have a voter base to exploit if they did that.

creativerealms posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Liberals: A woman should have the right to kill a baby in her womb!

**school shooting happens**

Liberals: We need to ban guns to protect the lives of children!

The dictionary definition of hypocrisy right there.....but please continue telling me how poopy-head conservatives are being mean and trying to kill you and everyone around you.

No its not. They are not babies until they are born. Before then they are developing fetus. Now Im not fond of abortion but given how common miscarriages and stillborn are calling them babies from the moment of conception adds a lot of additional problems with or without abortion.

So the kicking and reacting to outside stimuli that fetuses do doesn't equal alive, got it. Anything to keep the liberal narrative going.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

DevsBro posted...

creativerealms posted...

Pro-Life is really Pro fetus. As I said they stop caring once the baby is born.

It's really anti-murder.

If they have a bad life, that sucks but it's not really relevant to the platform of whether the state allows them to be murdered.

lol at thinking abortion is murder rofl

Rofl thinking that it isn't.....

ModLogic posted...

sounds like some apple polisher has taken offense on behalf of mods

No I just don't like arrogant people.

Funbazooka posted...

What a dumb fuck!
Not you Funbazooka, the snowflake in the picture.

You libs would let it go if your false messiah said "grab that pussy".

Liberals: A woman should have the right to kill a baby in her womb!

**school shooting happens**

Liberals: We need to ban guns to protect the lives of children!

The dictionary definition of hypocrisy right there.....but please continue telling me how poopy-head conservatives are being mean and trying to kill you and everyone around you.

ModLogic posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

ModLogic posted...

mods if you would just explain why you locked a topic, you might have prevented a topic like this one.

feel free to pm me if you need me to run you through how to do your job.

The arrogance and douchebaggery is strong with this one

cant not sound arrogant when compared to such an inept lot

Take some time to learn what humility and decency mean, hell take a couple of decades, it might take your mind that long to find the space needed to store the meaning of those words and absorb them. Pace yourself too, you don't want overwork your mind.

Why are democrats opposed to babies being alive? Answer that first then maybe you can also tell me why guns should be banned.

SrRd_RacinG posted...

Translate that.

Translation:
My standards are in the stratosphere when I myself am, at most, a 6.

I'm going to guess that it refers to white knight beta males

ModLogic posted...

mods if you would just explain why you locked a topic, you might have prevented a topic like this one.

feel free to pm me if you need me to run you through how to do your job.

The arrogance and douchebaggery is strong with this one

Newhopes posted...

Democrats are race baiters and bigots so this isn't any surprise.

Pretty much.

Sakum posted...

Derp herp hah this is racist wow u guys r gonna get banned hah wow black girls r my favorite XDDD

I said that I find liberals unattractive. That's not racist, that's common sense

Race bait flopic

Sephiroth1288 posted...

https://ucr.fbi.gov/hate-crime/2016/tables/table-12

9 of the 10 states with the least hate crimes per capita voted for Trump

6 of the 10 states with the most hate crimes per capita voted for Hillary

the overall red state hate crime rate per 100k is 1.68

the overall blue state hate crime rate per 100k is 3.37

These are the facts and reality that make liberals lose their shit.
**gets popcorn ready**
This should be good

For the last damn time. ITS A FICTIONAL SUPERHERO MOVIE.
Geez libs, stop bringing up the race bullshit.

I'm least attracted to liberals. Their ideology, childish antics, and their pathetic need to bring race and politics into every facet of existence disqualifies them as dating/relationship material.

If they went through legal channels and actually EARNED citizenship they are.

He wouldn't. He filled the universe with all sorts of life.

byrone posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

OMG 25 whole cents???????? How will the economy ever survive?
[**eyeroll**]
Its not a big deal

I bet if he introduced a new tax on knee pads you'd have a fit!

I don't give a damn about this tax and I wouldn't give a damn about something as dumb as a knee pad tax.

OMG 25 whole cents???????? How will the economy ever survive?
[**eyeroll**]
Its not a big deal

I support the first image, come at me!

Fuck the SJWs.....if I have a problem with the movie I will say it.

Pitch Perfect.....the entire trilogy. I saw 2 out of 3 of these.......against my will.

iPhone_7 posted...

penis

Fart

Batman (1989)
Make your case TC but know that it won't change my opinion of the movie.

masterpug53 posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Anchorman 2

I struggled to come up with an answer when entering the topic, but oh my god gosh golly this. The very definition of a bloated, unfunny sequel, where the people making it clearly struck gold the first time around by accident and then strip-mined every joke and gag they could for the sequel.

The only things I remember laughing at were the outtakes, and how that one guy tried to put a more positive spin on the pronunciation of anus ('ah-noos?').

You know I read that Will Ferrell was originally opposed to the idea of a sequel, but .money talks as they say.....I don't remember laughing as much or as hard as I did during the first one.....the first one was absolutely hilarious!

Mistere Man posted...

Son of the mask
Caddyshack 2
Star Wars 1 (
Star Wars 2 (clone wars?)
Honey I blew up the baby.
Never ending story 2

I respectfully disagree.....the first one is great but 2 just seems funnier.

I know, I know......I just committed cinematic blasphemy by saying that, and I should probably throw myself in front of a speeding truck, but that's how I feel lol

Axiom posted...

Blair Witch 2

Blair Witch 1 also. Fucking piece of shit that was.

Veggeta_EDGE posted...

I wouldn't do it. What if he did that to your sister?

An apt and excellent point

Sami1000 posted...

Im_JustMe0129 posted...

Jaws: The Revenge and Anchorman 2

Wut??? The anchorman 2 was way better than the first one.

I don't know......I may have to watch the second one again but I don't remember laughing as much or as hard as I did with the first one.

I have watched it religiously since the pilot and I have Seasons 1-3 on blu ray. I love its take on the Batman mythology. I can't speak for others, but I am a fan

Jaws: The Revenge and Anchorman 2

Just give us an actual Cloverfield 2 Abrams and quit the pretentiousness.

Honestly thought something about sexual harassment would be in there.

Antifar posted...

Clicked link, laughed out loud when I saw Peggy Noonan wrote it. But at any rate, the idea that a left calling for universal healthcare is "loveless" and "running on rage," while Trump backers gleefully awaiting mass deportations are a "spirited, confident core," is a bit too much to swallow.

If they took the time to come here legally and earn their citizenship, they wouldn't have to worry about that.