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Veggeta_MAX posted...

My God leave Asian males alone, holy shit. They have such a bad rep already. Why don't the White men try to cuck a Black male instead in porns?

Because they'd make it seem racist even though the reality is white men do cuck blacks/hispanics/asians since their women always fiend for crusader dick.
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Yoshimitsu is one of the coolest characters in fighting games, period.

Love that zany fuck.
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Ask her, "What the fuck is your problem?"
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Hitmonlee was always cooler.
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You need a stronger opening, you don't seem interested.

Here's what I tend to do and it works 9/10 times:

"Ten inches erect."
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EffectAndCause posted...

Acting like you guys wouldnt absolutely ravage it if given the opportunity.

Wouldn't touch that genetically impure dog if I was deaf and blind.
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I support you, Dawkins. Don't let THE MAN keep you down.
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Who was the guy that got wrecked SUPER HARD on the show? I remember randomly seeing some episode as a kid where one of the bad guys turned face for some girl and ended up getting impaled and shit. It was pretty serious for a kids cartoon.
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Duncanwii posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Who?

The girl of the hour! The girl on fire!

Is it a girl or some mentally ill dude?
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Who?
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Cervantes
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Fuckin' Gilfoyle.
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Fuckin' creepy.
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Back in my metalcore phase in the 2000s.

Seemed like you'd have a great song or two off an album, then the rest of dogshit screaming with boring riffs.
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"Gary Strydom WOW."
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CensorErik posted...

I'm super confused now. Are you quoting someone? Or are you slipping into some weird character? I'm totally lost. Have a better night and get some sleep maybe?

Remember this name because I want you to try every day of your life from now on to prove everything I just said wrong. Get a hot Korean girl and fuck her on the reg and say, "Curse ain't right about me." Then when you see me, you'll know you're ready to cross quotes.

Put in the time, do the grind, then come for the Omega Weapon.
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Brudda, I've seen you fiending in this topic and going after anyone that says this bitch isn't their dose of sugar. I'm here to make you aware that it's not fooling anybody.

Why don't you go open up a visual novel and have a nice whack-a-mole session instead of stressing over your .jpg fantasy?
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I love to post the most inane, offensive shit so I can bask in the visual of some loser with thinning hair in his early 20s and the physique of a hunchback actually clicking the downvote button with a goofy look on their busted up mug. Fuckin' fish-faced goons.

I never use that like/thumbsup shit on anything. I'm a real one.
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CensorErik posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Are you that pissed that I don't find a race of people attractive? God, you're a fucking weirdo. I bet you're the type of guy that buys shit off Amazon wishlists for anonymous women online.

Lol. I'm just wondering why you'd enter and post in a topic about something you have no interest in. That is weird unless you're just trolling, which is clear. Also, I don't get upset over internet oddness. That's silly. Your Amazon comment actually made me laugh though. That was pretty good.

I'm sitting here eating carrot sticks and watching some fucking pussy beta named "Erik" (it's probably Eric, but the 'K' probably makes you feel super unique for having such a generic/shit tier name) whiteknight the living SHIT out of some 3/10 Korean chick that'll never see his efforts despite all the weird ass commentary he'll leave on her Instagram.

CRUNCH munchmunchmunch

That's what I just did to you. Remember this name for what it just did to your shriveled up masculinity, kiddo. I'm a real one.
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Are you that pissed that I don't find a race of people attractive? God, you're a fucking weirdo. I bet you're the type of guy that buys shit off Amazon wishlists for anonymous women online.
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Some of you wonder why girls think they'll wake up missing their organs if they go out with you.
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I'm getting tired of nerds trying to escape their fate as nerds.

You can't fight destiny. You are what you are. Embrace it and fuck a porker.
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All this work you guys do just to be turned down by girls you think you'll somehow magically attract because you diet/go to a gym.

Makes me lol.
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Good pedophile trap, Turb.
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CensorErik posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Not into Asians.

Why post at all? Weird.

Because it's on a public forum.

But if you want my rating:

3/10.

I'd go gay before hitting that. Flaming gay too.
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Not into Asians.
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The fuck kind of school is that
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Manhunt also has a really great horror soundtrack if you're into Carpenter sounding synths.

Example:


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She looks like she's going to be the feature presentation in a red room stream one day.
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Only white trash does that.
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Her face could become the new slasher horror villain mask. Wouldn't need much tweaking.

William Shatner watch out.
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...

Blue_Inigo posted...

Good god

99.9999% of people will never come close to achieving this level of beauty.

This is the saddest shit I always read on these forums.

I get that lots of you have 0 game but putting pussy on such high pedestals is the biggest contributing factor on why women don't respect you.
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I've fucked way hotter.
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Have any of you pussies ever read Revelations?

It's the most metal shit out there. Literally goes from a Slayer album to Dragonforce.
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I remember there were videos of people doing, no joke, 4 hour long analysis videos on DSP stuff. Sometimes multiple people in one video. It was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. You'd think he did something extremely personal to them but from what I've gathered it's mostly former fans of his that are upset due to getting their mod privileges taken away.
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chaos259 posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

I'm a self-made legend

Haha, oh man are you serious dude?

Damn right I am.
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Joke? Buddy, I'm fucking saving this kid's life on here. You're all just gonna go leading him on, "oh that's funny, that's cute" but then eventually turn your backs. I've seen it all before. He has an expiration date on him. Eventually he won't be endearing and just annoying.

So here I am, being a noble soul, putting the reality out there and offering to change things for him. Tough love, but toughness that is needed. Doge, you need the backing of a man that KNOWS success.
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I've been trashing people on GameFAQs for over ten years and not gotten banned because I'm right. Because everybody I give a fiery takedown to ends up being nothing more than another alt of someone that has had a string of accounts for a decade.

They don't have what it takes. I'm on my first life, they're putting in Contra codes to keep up. Hah.
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And I'm a self-made legend. This guy is a flash in the pan, one year here and next year gone, another joke account.
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WallStreetWolf posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Believe me, that is not a high class escort.

I'm not doubting you but can you enlighten us

Easy: she has no modeling agency backing and high class escorts don't call themselves "escorts" like that in public. What this dummy is doing is appealing to porn culture. Real escorts don't ever openly say you're going to fuck. It's -always- left with ambiguous words or they'll get into trouble about the nature of their business.

High class escorts in particular are going to be girls that have done work for things like Victoria's Secret and will only go with approved clients after the agency in particular has done a convincing background check since they are supposed to keep them well protected and out of harm's way. In all fairness, many times sex won't happen. They're like a stand-in or piece of arm candy just to accompany you to places. A lot of guys with that money to spend enjoy the conversation and companionship first and foremost and in some European places it's a show of status/wealth that they can afford such.

This girl here is doing low end freelance work which plays more into the "fuck and leave" aspect of it which is what most pornhounds are used to and expect.
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ChainedRedone posted...

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Who is this?

A hilarious streamer that many people hate because he bashes games when he loses. It's quite funny. Honestly, it's entertaining and I don't get why people hate him so much and don't just laugh at it.

You know how people have cringe fanbases?

DSP has the opposite in that he has cringe hate groups.
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Believe me, that is not a high class escort.
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Imagine if this dude was asked by a girl, "so what do you do for fun?"

"I pretend to be a meme picture on a gamefaqs message board."
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In fact Doge, I don't think anyone would really care if you closed your account.
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You're just trying to not look like a bully, I get it, but it's a shitty gimmick piggybacking off a really unfunny meme.
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No, eating a salad isn't weird.

Eating only salads for the rest of your life is fucking weird.
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Your gimmick isn't funny and nobody really has the heart to tell you.
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Look, I don't know how to put this nicely.

Not eating meat is fucking weird, okay? It's creepy. It's like the Tall Man walking down the street in the first Phantasm film. There's something not right.
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Why does she insist on standing there, rofl.
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