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CanuckCowboy posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Justin Trudeau.

Short.

Basic bitch hairstyle.

Always in suits.

Weak jawline.

Beady eyes.

Rimjob unfriendly nose.

Loves ISIS.

4/10

I mean fuck Trudeau he's no Pierre but like you wouldn't bang him bud.

I'd bang him with a frying pan. BWAP BWAP like that. Maybe beat his face into looking presentable. BWAP BWAP.

BWAP
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"Christian God."

Just say "God."
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GeneralZhao posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

It's easy to state this when you'll never see a seed grow from your own bitch ass sack

wow are you ok TC

With this much estrogen you wonder why you're going to be shoppin' for Barbies one day.
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Paragon21XX posted...

Except my brother can literally turn you into a pretzel

Your brother should work as a vendor in Central Park, then. Seems like more his speed.
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NES4EVER posted...

Got a son first try

Hoping the next one is a girl but I'd also be fine with two boys.

Good man. Hopefully your family name carries on for generations to come.

UNLIKE THE FUCKIN' SOY BOYS HERE. Happy to put their little sad mushroom stumps into some fatty and get whatever comes out. Buncha' gumball machine shakers, this lot.
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Must suck to constantly try again and again only to get girls.

Bye bye legacy.
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hollow_shrine posted...

And how many children has TC had?

I pray for his linage's sake that his genetic material is not as weak as that OP.

They'll be able to spell lineage, rest assured. Ya' fuckin' mutt.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

It's easy to state this when you'll never see a seed grow from your own bitch ass sack

I'd produce 6'1 alpha centurions that would turn your little sissy girls into their broodmares.
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Weak, soy boy semen.
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Shake me over your mother and I'll give her a real son.
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Justin Trudeau.

Short.

Basic bitch hairstyle.

Always in suits.

Weak jawline.

Beady eyes.

Rimjob unfriendly nose.

Loves ISIS.

4/10
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Terry Crews vs. Bryan Cranston.
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Yeah, she's fat. A genuine hog. OINK OINK.

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"Hypnotist."

That's an elaborate way of saying unemployed. BWAHAHAHAHA.

Multiple jobs, all owned and operated by me. Undergrad in entrepreneurship. On my way toward becoming a physician. Thanks, nice try, play again sometime provided you aren't warned or ignored. Kind of hard to be unemployed when you pay liability insurance.

I always know when somebody is making shit up when they feel the need to validate their C-tier existence on vidya game message boards.

You're going to be working in a warehouse, you little rat.
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Yeah, she's fat. A genuine hog. OINK OINK.

Sig doesn't match offensive post.

"Hypnotist."

That's an elaborate way of saying unemployed. BWAHAHAHAHA.
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Omae wa mou.
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Yeah, she's fat. A genuine hog. OINK OINK.
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I bet if Cornell didn't kill himself you'd all say Kennedy.
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They're all whores.

Don't look for wife material, accept them for what they are: sluts with choking fetishes.
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Very cute.

Very snuggly.

Make sure it's a male.

Females are bitches.
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If you weren't transgender you'd still have a picture in your dad's wallet.
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I love this fucking game. One of the absolute best indie titles and a shining example of doing a lot with little.

You have to learn the mechanics though, because this game won't hold your hand. Shit will hit the roof, characters will die, progress will be set back but you learn more and more until those situations become less and less.

The story is pretty good, it's told in portions and you kind of piece it together ala Dark Souls. The dialogue both written and spoken is very flowery but fitting, it gives you just enough.

There are a lot of classes, typically classic RPG archetypes but with a unique spin. Lepers for example, are guys that are the big, lumbering giants that can soak damage. Jesters boost the party up with buffs, afflict the enemies with debuffs, and can hit monster damage in certain positions.

The best part IMO is the music. One of the absolute greatest OSTs in modern times.
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Yeah man, I love Obsidian's self-masturbating sessions in which you get a massive infodump dropped on your head when talking to an NPC that's supposed to be a commoner and not a fucking historian. Nothing better than having a question that should have a simple answer from a simple man become a drawn out explanation of events and situations prior.

How about your dialogue options which has the writers impose on you what your character should be. You'll get five options, four of them is your character being a Knights Templar and the fifth one is fucking off or opening fire. This is the worst shit ever in a game in which you create your own character because you're very obviously playing what the developers want you to play only they didn't have the heart to go all in and just give you a proper main character you can loosely guide.

Divinity isn't much better and the first game especially is way too heavy on trying to make you laugh when they should be trying to immerse you. But Pillars is not good in any category. Divinity can at least fall back on having a fun combat engine which lets you do some cool shit, Pillars plays like AD&D for Dummies.
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Darkman124 posted...

ManSpread posted...

boxington posted...

I've been thinking of getting either Divinity: Original Sin or Pillars of Eternity, or maybe even Planescape: Tides of Numenera for the PS4

any opinion of which one to pick up?

divinity for sure

i prefer pillars

its writing is 100x better

No it isn't.

The writing in Pillars is real fucking bad, plus its quality jumps around all over when you "gaze into souls" of NPCs since backers wrote really awful fanfiction.

Pillars is a game with tons of purple prose which deceives you into thinking you're reading something deep and poetic but when you start to make sense of things, it is like reading a really shitty journal from a girl in art school.
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Star Wars isn't a movie series you watch for deep characterization or moving dialogue.
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Topics like this make it hard to believe any regular on CE actually gets laid.
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I can't respect women that do that. Blowjobbers aren't wife material.
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Gamer99z posted...

Where would you rate Boba?

Boba Fett is his name? That's what google is saying.

That's the guy I said looked like the dude from Crusader: No Remorse. I think he looks pretty dope with that helmet. My "A'ight" tier are characters I can respect people liking since they either have iconic presence (Luke/Vader) or radiate badassery (black hood man/Crusader) or just amuse me like the robot guy.
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Also I watched Maul's only real fight scene in the series and he apparently gets killed? What the fuck was that about?

But up until that bullshit, he was owning ass. I don't know how fights in these films usually go outside of like, Obi Wan vs. Vader from the OG trilogy but that was some good entertainment. Liam Neeson got jobbed though.
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Smokers have faces that look like a mask that is poorly stretched over a human skull.
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This is my tier list of cool characters based on knowing very little about them:

Fucking badass:
Darth Maul

Cool:
Han Solo
Chewbacca

A'ight:
Luke
The golden robot dude, he looks like a really effeminate Terminator.
Darth Vader
The other evil fucker, mostly has a black hood on.
The dude that looks like the main character from Crusader: No Remorse

Bullshit:
Jar Jar Binks
Jabba
Yoda
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Liam fucking Neeson was in Star Wars?

ROB ROY was in Star Wars?
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Dash_Harber posted...

Also, I don't think people give Qui Gonn much credit either, despite being an awesome and incredibly influential character who was played by an awesome actor.

Which actor?
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Rule of Cool dictates that Loveable Rogues always trump Chosen Ones on being over with the audience.
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I never liked Vader's helmet. It's like he has a metal dutch boy haircut.
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From pure visual alone, Darth Maul is probably the only real badass in the series.

And Han Solo, because Harrison Ford.
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