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Just be perpetually slightly drunk all the time.
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Terrorism is bad
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Adam Driver > Hayden Christiansen, man Haydens acting is just terrible
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anondum posted...

not as bad as the guy I saw order a side of mayo for his tenders

Shit i do that at home.

Hell, my sister got me into sometimes eating fries with mayonaisse
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He's my lover
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ss4parrothair posted...

Anyone into board games?

Probably, i doubt they'd keep selling them if there wasn't.
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Far-Queue posted...

Theres literally no reason to beat children

what if there's like 10 of them trying to stab you?
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I got 3 lickings growing up, one was from my mom for not coming home after school when i was 5, another by my dad for accidentally beaming my auntie in the head trying to throw a stick, and the 3rd was from a neighbor when he caught me and his boy playing with fire.
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shoooba la doo!!!
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

I don't know who you are, but goodbye.

ice cold, damn
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Chester bennington.

wwinterj25 posted...

Chris Benoit. It was certainly the most shocking for me. Chester Bennington was inevitable sadly but still shocking too.

sorta close to me but i still think about chesters death months later rather than Chris'.
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da smartest
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don't have sex with the moyanaise!
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Firewood18 posted...

I'm a librarian.

sooooooo... many anal man?
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anal man
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whose holier, you or obama
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manwhore
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ethier rott a slow death or fight and get stabbed, fuck me.
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the protagonists of arc the lad"twilight of the spirits is Darc and Kharg and 31 is my number

now you owe me sex bby
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but really, don't we all have poop knives? by clenching our buttcheeks I mean.
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1000 dollar hooker, well I think you have to drive an hour for that or something.
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Third_Eye posted...

hurr durr meme

reeeee
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XlaxJynx007 posted...

Why do you care if he's a Trump supporter?

he's "special"
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negatory, die a very slow death i guess
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RomanGhost posted...

He overexerted himself by using a technique that required a lot of power. He was also pretty old.

darn old people, ruining it for everyone!
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

We're staying in our pajamas all weekend.

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IT was cool, buncha jump scares in the beginning, hated looking at the lepur tho but the rest was fucking awesome, only thing that bugged me me was when the 3 when in the house the first time time and they all get seperated.

Last Jedi was cool, only thing that REALLY bugged me was hologram lukeHow does that kill you!?! Soiled.
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OmegaM posted...

So, did you ever get attracted to a teacher after it was too late to do anything about it?

OmegaM posted...

I had this middle school teacher

What were you planning to do about it in middle school?

He was thinking that he could've been one of those kids in the news

"Teenager get charged for masturbating in class"
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FrozenBananas posted...

You should really make it a mission to watch Basterds after that, it's amazing

even just for the bar scene, made me a fan of fassbender anyways.
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Godfather sucks! Only good thing is vitos rise, the rest sucks bally bally ballsack!
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Not really, I thought my six and seventh grade teachers were hot and they were pretty much my only hot ones. I actually slapped my 6th ones boobs by accident, swimming trip, playing water basketball, we all jamp and swung at the ball and i ended up slapping her boob, I remember telling my friends it felt squishy lulz.
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welp, at least you weren't murdered!
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there's this one dude who used to fight in the ufc who did gay porn in college to pay for it, he was like "im not gay, i have a wife" and I was like "Man you're at least bi" lulz
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well, i mean, if you have even a little game it's not hard to go to the bar and snag a girl.

Also Winters one of those guys who said he fuck a 14 year old if the AoC was legal there so permavirgin to the max.
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Byron808 posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

I have a hard time concentrating, like i'll read the same page a few times in a row, which is weird since in school I can absorb information no problem but when it comes to books it's hard to keep my mind on it instead of just reading the words but not processing it.

no offense but you may have some form of disability...

maybe, the doctor wanted to put me on add medication when I was little but my dad said no, he said kids are just hyper so eh, could be a mild form, tho I seen kids with real add and I was no where near those levels of hyper.
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Well I got a 9 inch dick, it was 11 but that was too big for the ladies so I got penis reduction surgery
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supergamer19 posted...

To the majority of people that don't read books, why not?

I'd assume that books just aren't as visceral a form of entertainment, or they're too much of a time investment, but I'd love to hear other reasons.

I have a hard time concentrating, like i'll read the same page a few times in a row, which is weird since in school I can absorb information no problem but when it comes to books it's hard to keep my mind on it instead of just reading the words but not processing it.
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AC_Dragonfire posted...

Ninja Scroll

I think that was the first anime I watched when I was like 6, it was tight
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Mead posted...

It was less on sale and more this is about to be thrown away

yeah, i've had those before, it was late at night and I was drunk, came in asked for a corndog and they just gave it to me. Even scored some hotwings and a sub before, different times tho, not all at once.
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anal sex, there was just shit on my condom D:
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nah, i get up when the sun rises, I have control like that
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You could just spend months, maybe even years, doing Yoga or you could just pay a doctor to remove your bottom ribs naw meanz.
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Yeah man, Eclairs good shit, stop bullying him tc.
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MannerSaurus posted...

The first. Why would it be the second one?

what if it's a wiener dog?
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"Wow, this guy is weird."

"Oh I didn't mean to be mean I was just saying!"
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Do Archies and pals count?

Far-Queue posted...

Just the Holy Bible.

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breathing air, i can't stop!
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My brother is addicted to those facebook slot games, he wanted to use my paypal account so he doesn't have to pay taxes on the cards and he would just give me money, I was like "Fuck that, i'm not tying my account to yours."
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