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You'd think Crash was good, and then you realize anyone can throw any old worthless weekly ability at him and now he's on recharge. 'Oops'
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By the Her Story people. I...didn't see that one coming


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I for one am enthused for Euro Truck Portal Simulator
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Also they offered Collins, Flake, etc various concessions to get their vote, then turned around when they had it and went "Yeah we're not doing that" because Republicans are cartoon villains. Now they'll probably need their votes again, because they're inept cartoon villains
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Basically the last 70 years of foreign policy has been "Don't acknowledge Jerusalem as the capital of Israel because we enjoy the rest of the Middle East not flipping their shit over the idea of Israel owning Jerusalem and subsequently declaring war." Now, well
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Lakeview Cabin worked. Thanks
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Also I liked Protester, but I hate buydowns with the fire of a thousand suns, so
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I'd like to see Clem as a (probably cheap) battle merc. As of Walking Dead 3 she's certainly competent at making stuff dead
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Until Dawn is super good if you like spooky horror games
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I ran into like a five person conspiracy, survived it and then got killed by the Plan next round. Mercs
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Random thought, I wish Rad Spencer from Bionic Commando would have come back. I didn't appreciate that guy enough in M3 (hadn't played his game), then I did and he's bugfuck good
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Just release Xenocard from the first game, I don't care about the rest of the series
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I respected Ansem decently enough as a mage not setting the world on fire with his offense, but very annoying to take out with his shield and overload of HP. That's unique anyway
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Lakeview Cabin please
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Okay Mr. Wario can't beat Aeris even with the help of Louie <__<
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Kind of funny, I was playing Mario Odyssey recently and was like, Bowser disrespect is weird for a dude who weighs a million pounds and can also leap buildings

Then again Wario didn't get respect and that dude can piledrive dinosaurs, so maybe it's a Mario thing
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Auron seemed oddly disrespected unless he was Star Player of the Zanarkand Abes. Then he was only somewhat disrespected
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Never have I wanted to saw my balls off as much as when we got arguments in the FSN event to the effect of "Well it says this and this during FSN but that's actually a mistranslation, allow me to invent new feats based on my knowledge of GLORIOUS NIPPON"
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Nothing hurts Ipkiss physically. You could blow him into a million pieces, he'd get up and eat you
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On that note, Monika being suddenly voiced during the ending was an unexpected punch
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Actually I'm kind of curious what happens if you make backups and try to replace the various people as Monika deletes their files. I know the game reacts accordingly if you try doing things like preemptively deleting Monika
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Of course I cared enough to make a backup Monika before I deleted her, then put her back in the Characters folder after it was all over so <_<
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I was of two minds about Monika. On the one hand I can see why she went insane (the same revelation hitting Sayori drives her equally nuts), but on the other hand, all of her "Tee hee wasn't it funny how people horribly died" stuff robbed my sympathy really quickly
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Except Trump himself has said there isn't. 'Whoops'
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That also heavily sounds like "Okay he really fucked up this time, quick throw someone under the bus"
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They're now saying that tweet was actually his lawyer at the keyboard. Which...is a whole different level of stupid
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Maybe he's just following Glorious Leader Reagan's example and losing the part of his brain that remembers things
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And Trump just jumped on Twitter to announce that he was aware of Flynn's perjury when he told Comey to let the investigation go. Um...
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Reagan was so deep into his Alzheimers by the second term meetings were being called to determine what the hell they were supposed to do if the President no longer has mental capacity
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Not really? War on Drugs as is doesn't particularly give a crap whether you're buying or selling, it's all in the name of shoving more money into for-profit prison. Stating that they should stay the course in regard to heroin implies they should continue not giving a crap
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Also like most drug war related things, busting someone for intent to sell heroin is all well and good. If you're busting someone for possession of heroin, odds are they're fully addicted and you're accomplishing jack shit by prosecuting them
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lol he literally can't answer what tax savings this plan even conveys. You'd get more credible posting from Full Throttle
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What tax savings?
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lol they literally scribbled in a bit where they're selling off 7 million barrels of the Strategic Oil Reserve to cover this
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Everyone should play DDLC
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Oh yeah go my Costa Rica
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Also as one of the probably two people who beat Dirge, Dirge Vincent is right around Yuri's level
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

People just give even the shittiest robot much more durability than humans

I dunno, people didn't give Robo enough credit to tie his own metal shoelaces
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First degree murder means you intended to kill someone and premeditated to do so (ergo "I've been planning for a week to beat this man to death with a shoe, then I beat him to death with a shoe"). Second degree murder means you intended to kill someone but you didn't premeditate it (ergo "This man lipped off to me and I beat him to death with a shoe knowing full well he'd die from it. But it was quite spontaneous.") Third degree murder is the exact same thing as second degree murder, except you can prove there were extenuating circumstances behind what happened that would justify the thought process (ergo "I learned this man threw my puppy in front of a car, so I beat him to death with a shoe. I knew he'd die from it but frankly I didn't care at the time")
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Happy! Happy! Very happy!
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Also you should watch the original Scream for the novelty of a movie that was intended to kill (hoho) the Stupid Slasher genre forever, but ended up being good enough to bring it back for a few years
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New Nightmare is pretty damn good. Certainly the scariest one since the original. That Freddy was not a funny quip machine, that Freddy wanted to fuck you up
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Doc Ock in Spiderman 2 is still pretty much top 3 of any comic book movie supervillain
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He wouldn't beat Stanley Ipkiss
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Zemo was good. Pretty much the only villain who did everything he set out to do, too
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Vulture was a great villain
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A good rule of thumb is that anyone shouting about globalism is a racist too chickenshit to say out loud what they're really mad about
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None, they're all posting on a videogame message board instead of doing something productive
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There was nothing classy about Dubya. Bush Sr. I'll give you had a pretense of respectability, even if he was a bastard
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I always thought one of the glaring problems was having lots of Undead mercs and a disproportional amount of ways to ability screw them with little benefit. So let's make one who boosts Undeads

Evil Ash (Army of Darkness)
Villainous Male Undead
3/week

Evil Ash is as seen in Army of Darkness post-resurrection, armed with his sword. He is accompanied by (number) of sword wielding skeleton warriors as seen in Army of Darkness.

Abilities

I Got a Bone to Pick With You (Passive) - In any match Evil Ash participates in on a week where Ash Williams has used his Klaatu Verata Ni*COUGH COUGH* ability, all mercs resurrected during his match will be under the control of Evil Ash's team rather than being their own party.

Sally Fargh! Sally Fargh! Sally Forth! (Start of Battle) - On any given week, Evil Ash may do what he does best and rally his loyal bags of bones. He will be accompanied by an amount of skeleton warriors equal to the amount of Undead mercs on his team, including himself. These skeletons will count as Assists to Evil Ash.

Optionally, he may increase the number of skeletons to an amount equal to the combined upkeep of all Undead mercs on his team, including himself. Sally Fargh will then go on recharge for three weeks.

Upgrades

Ability Upgrade:
If the rechargeable version of Sally Fargh is used, Evil Ash may choose one of his Undead mercs. Instead of adding a skeleton(s) as per the ability, he may use them to summon a flying Deadite and kidnap a female enemy Merc of his choosing. That enemy must be of equal or lesser upkeep than the Undead chosen. The lucky girl will be considered Seduced, have her alignment changed to Villainous Undead (she will not add further skeletons to Sally Fargh) and fight as Evil Ash's assist. All parameters will be the same, but the stolen female will be *evil* in personality and strangely very pale. Evil Ash may only do this once per week.

Terrain

Castle Kandar - The castle as seen in Evil Dead with all areas and the surrounding grounds accessible. The Necronomicon is not here.
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