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I just saw it go by in my feed. I've been writing for a couple years and I gotta say, it feels pretty rad that someone dug my words enough to do that.

How's your day going CE?
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I'd be open it about it from the get go. I'd answer questions she asks, and teach her about safe sex. Preemptive parenting is better than reactionary parenting.
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This is cute coming from someone who's username boasts that they're a champ at a video game.

Trying harder in your trolling next time.
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Did he not just come out and say it wasn't actually a wall, like two days ago?

How does it feel having a president that can't keep a single thought in his head straight?
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Hexenherz posted...

That sucks since my original LUE account itself was banned and the spinoff LL/ETI is worse than CE somehow.

Shit, really? I never made it onto LL. I've been curious, but not curious enough.
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Oh noes! How dare they model a child on a show after real world children! We need to take action and judge these people in the harshest of ways.

Won't somebody please think of the children!
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LUE baby! Too bad most of y'all bitches don't have access!

LUE master race in tha house!

Edit: Seriously though, it's the only one I could find, and even still we do have a couple trolls. It's just not as bad as everywhere else.
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Duncanwii posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Would you not want someone experienced then, to guide you through and help you become a better lover? If you pick on unexperienced chicks, you're gonna stay at the same level of mediocrity you believe you're stuck at.

Also, answer the question:
Eat More Beef posted...

@Duncanwii posted...

I really wanted my exes first times to be with each other. Guess I'll never get that experience.

Also, what in the fuck are you talking about here?

It was supposed to say I wanted my ex's an mine first times to be with each other. Somehow it got butchered.

My mistake then. Thanks for answering and carry on.

I still stand by my original point though. An experienced partner will help your grow and learn.
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Would you not want someone experienced then, to guide you through and help you become a better lover? If you pick on unexperienced chicks, you're gonna stay at the same level of mediocrity you believe you're stuck at.

Also, answer the question:
Eat More Beef posted...

@Duncanwii posted...

I really wanted my exes first times to be with each other. Guess I'll never get that experience.

Also, what in the fuck are you talking about here?

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MrBobGray posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

So, it's legal where you live but you cannot have a bong? Wtf dude.

Also you share a room? I'm gonna assume youre in a dorm and then everything makes sense to me.

Staff housing. The building is located on a very, very small plot of federal land.

Ahh. Thanks for clearing it up. And yeah, that sucks that the dudes down the hall are the guilty parties.

Best of luck finding a new pad, dude.
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This is quite pathetic, honestly. You Americans place way too much emphasis on virginity.

Duncanwii posted...

I really wanted my exes first times to be with each other. Guess I'll never get that experience.

Also, what in the fuck are you talking about here?
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So, it's legal where you live but you cannot have a bong? Wtf dude.

Also you share a room? I'm gonna assume youre in a dorm and then everything makes sense to me.
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The Charlie Work scene is absurd. Best for comedy, probably. For all around best one take scene would have to be in Hard Boiled when they clear two floors of an office building.
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iClockwork posted...

marc55 posted...

iClockwork posted...

TheVipaGTS posted...

he lost so he has to convince himself that hes doing what HE wants

He ended up making a deal. Did you read the article?

because he lost

because he has the interest of all Americans in mind.

Hahaha!
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Why do people believe this happened? No source? No story!
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2003: Graduated. Moved into a dorm, started Uni and worked in the reserves.
2004: Got a Girlfriend Moved out of the dorm into my first apartment and worked in the reserves.
2005: Dropped out of school in October to move to Edmonton to train for my tour deployment.
2006: Spent 9 months in Afghanistan, with a couple leaves to Italy, Switzerland, Austia, Germany, Belgium, The Netherlands, Cyprus and Dubai.
2007: Went to Mexico. Broke up with Girlfriend. Joined a band. Quit the military. Moved to Montreal.
2008: Got a Girlfriend. Worked. Went on tour with a band. Restarted University. Traveled to Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia and Greece
2009: Worked different jobs. Went to School. Formed a new band.
2010: Worked different jobs. Went to school.
2011: Dropped out of school. Worked different jobs.
2012: Broke up with Girlfriend. Got new girlfriend and a new job. Went on a few weekend tours with my band.
2013: Travelled to France. Worked.
2014: Worked and started school for massage therapy.
2015: Broke up with girlfriend. Got new girlfriend. Started writing a book. Got massage therapy certificate.
2016: Went to Costa Rica. Finished writing my book. Got engaged.
2017: Published my book. Went to Panama. Worked. Planned a wedding.

Pretty fun life thus far, I gotta say. I've enjoyed the progression.
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They are specifically targetting neo-nazi propaganda and are not asking any other country to do the same, but require those companies that function within Germany to follow their law.

What is it America loves to say: "You wanna stay here, follow our rules?"

You wanna operate in Germany, that neo-nazi shit is banned.
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Schadenfreude posted...

iClockwork posted...

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-found-guilty-of-failing-to-obey-police/article_5c8af098-b839-11e7-833e-0f46d1e27a3b.html

Cavanaugh also has the pending wiretap charges here and 2014 charges of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor in North Carolina, Jaghoory said.

Cavanaugh objected to the pending cases being brought up in court and Littrell said North Carolina has made no effort to extradite his client on those charges.

https://bustednewspaper.com/cases-criminal-554726-2211386
https://bustednewspaper.com/case-details-criminal-2602014050344
https://bustednewspaper.com/case-details-criminal-2602014000536

These are publicly available records and the address isn't current (since he fled).

In case nobody knows what 3rd degree sexual assault is,

An offender commits sexual assault in the third degree if the offender engages in sexual intercourse or deviate sexual activity with another person and: The person (victim) is less than 14 years old and the offender is a minor and at least three years of age older than the victim.

This was 4 years ago so he was in his mid twenties(?) He eventually fled the state to escape charges.

3rd degree "assault" is not the charge Sir Reads A-Lot. The "fled the state" story is false and what is going to get this site on hot water if it is continued to be allowed to post.

Oh shit. Dawkins v. CBS: Put Your Dukes Up!
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KingCrabCake posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

@Nomadic View posted...

Doom_Art posted...

His only accomplishment is not destroying the world or fucking things up too badly.

Yeah a real great first year

The stock market is hitting record highs and unemployment is the lowest its been in 17 years.

Cool. Now please point out which of his new policies that were passed are responsible for that.

Probably all of the federal regulations he got rid of ...but ya

Pretty solid evidence you've provided. See, this is why people think conservatives and trump are shitty people. When asked about accomplishments, you'll tell me you've done soooooo much, yet can never tell me specifics. Your lip service bullshit doesn't amount to anything. Either provide proof or fuck off.
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Eat More Beef posted...

@Nomadic View posted...

Doom_Art posted...

His only accomplishment is not destroying the world or fucking things up too badly.

Yeah a real great first year

The stock market is hitting record highs and unemployment is the lowest its been in 17 years.

Cool. Now please point out which of his new policies that were passed are responsible for that.

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@r4X0r posted...

fuzzylittlbunny posted...

They made it so grocery stores can't give out plastic bags here in Hawaii :<

But they can still sell them in the store. It's so sad...People were all like "Hooray! We got the plastic bag ban!". And then the next day they're like "Why do we have to use these crappy paper bags at Foodland?! Why do I have to pay for plastic bags?!"

Sounds like typical liberals. Too myopic to realize the consequences of their positions. The obvious place to go from there is to play the victim. "Hey, this isn't fair! We shouldn't have to use these crappy paper bags! The corporations are oppressing us!"

I like how you see having less of a detrimental impact on nature as a "liberal" thing.
Keep up the classy work of being an idiot and giving conservative americans a bad rep. You truely are a piece of shit human bring.
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Nomadic View posted...

Doom_Art posted...

His only accomplishment is not destroying the world or fucking things up too badly.

Yeah a real great first year

The stock market is hitting record highs and unemployment is the lowest its been in 17 years.

Cool. Now please point out which of his new policies that were passed are responsible for that.
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That's not the real scene and a slap in the face to the franchise.

Of course this egregious display of blasphemy is allowed to stay up. That's some bull shit modlogic for you.
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Am I in this room? Because I know I'm not a child rapist so I'll kill the rest of 'em in a heart-beat.

*edit - After re-reading I'm assuming I'm not in the room. I'll still push the button cause one innocent life wasted is worth the benefit.

If I am in the room, I still push the button because one innocent life wasted is worth the benefit.
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Which one is better? When I watched his last two specials I watched them in order and was disappointed at the second one; it was still funny but the first one almost killed me by how much I was laughing.

I want to save the funnier one for last this time.
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Ryven posted...

Nobody wants to meet Dawkins? Shocker XD

No. Despite me not enjoying the online persona of the two I mentioned (mal and addy), i think we could still be civil with one another.

I think I would punch Dawkins in the face within mere minutes of meeting him.
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I'd like to meet mal and the admiral because they both have opposite view points from me. I think it'd be interesting to grab a beer with them and have a chat.
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Mal_Fet posted...

daftpunk_mk5 posted...

MorbidFaithless posted...

chrono625 posted...

MorbidFaithless posted...

Sorry for being concerned about the clear and present danger my country faces.

Which country is that?

United States

Did you cry when Hilary lost?

He probably did.

Can't all of you stick to the topic at hand? Like get your hate/love boners for trump out of this topic.

On topic, I have a high school friend who's been doing humanitarian work in Uganda for years and they said all this stuff in the Congo is starting to have a ripple effect where she's at.
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@Caution999 posted...

I catch my dog having some nightmares at times.

I'm convinced we have them to prepare us for tough situations we may face in real life. To make sure we our feet don't get caught in quicksand when a threat comes up.

But what if you DO get your feet caught in quicksand, huh? I bet your dreama never prepared you for that!
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This is just a post to say that some of y'all are weird. How does someone fall in love with someone else when all they've read are bits of text over a video game message board?

Also, this:edededdy posted...

this topic keeps getting better and better please take it to 500

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Tell her a mate set you the video and was worried it might be her.
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I love these types of games.

I'm gonna put up my top three:

Had a alcohol/drug problem but is clean now.
She has a third nipple.
Is somewhat stalked by her ex.
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Caution999 posted...

r4X0r posted...

Darkman124 posted...

quick someone deny climate change and use the term global warming because it's cold outside

oh right trump did that yesterday

Well to be fair, the warm-mongers claim hot summer days to be proof of global warming. Is turnabout not fair play?

Shhh! Don't expose their hypocrisy

You two do realize that as the world heats up and melts the polar ice it floods into the oceans which cools it down whoch fucks with the jet stream and give us extreme temperature swings, right?

Like, tell me youre not as dumb as you pretend to be on a videogame message board.
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I read his prologue. It's essentially him trying to tell the world, and himself, just how fucking cool he is.

It reads like a twelve year old wrote it.
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Caution999 posted...

It's kinda sticky in here ;)

Well then, what's your reasoning for why Trump spends most of his time on twitter attacking the previous president and a failed presidental candidate instead of telling people about the policies he's implementing?
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TheDeadMoon posted...

Nah, depends on how they use the devil in the context of the show. Could go either way.

True. Supernatural did it extremely well, but that may be because of the actor. Dude is superb.
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uwnim posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

So, can we use this pictograph every time some cuckservative says Trump is doing si great/winning?

If every tweet is now permanent record, it truely shows how shitty of a prez he is because instead of doing his job, he's bitching about fake news/obama.

Unfortunately no because trumpets don't consider the official statements made by the POTUS relevant if it doesn't suit them

To be a true trump supporter you need to master doublethink.

Sorry. My bad. He's a double plus good president.
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So, can we use this pictograph every time some cuckservative says Trump is doing si great/winning?

If every tweet is now permanent record, it truely shows how shitty of a prez he is because instead of doing his job, he's bitching about fake news/obama.
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I think I'd find a hundred people that need a small loan to open a business and give them all a million bucks. Who knows, with those kinds of legs up, maybe they'd be president some day.
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Tmaster148 posted...

StucklnMyPants posted...

I mean, the dems and the media didn't give two flying flips when Obama played golf. The only people that cared were right wing commentators and their audiences. It's always going to be like this no matter who is in office and people will continue to lack any actual self-awareness when they only care about the other side doing it.

Obama didn't campaign on being too busy to golf and attacking the previous president for golfing too much. All while golfing far more often than the previous president he complained about.

Pretty much this. Don't be very very very very very vocal about how you hate someone doing something, only to end up doing said thing more frequently.

It's called not being a hypocritical shithead... something Trump is unable to do apparently.
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Nah. Not homophobic. I mean, who wants to pee beside two people fucking?
Seriously. If you wanna hook up, go back to someones house or rent a hotel room for an hour or so, it's not like there aren't plenty of then around in Montreal.

By the way, @frozenshock , you're from Montreal too? Cool dude. What're you taking at Concordia?
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I actually did that too. Only it was four days without showering, had sex twice, got drunk twice, and worked twice.

I was extremely gross today when I got home from work. Now I'm clean.
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--kresnik-- posted...

I think there are going to be droves of FBI agents going to prison.

Merry Christmas!!

Yes. You, random poster on the internet, are right. You have more foresight into the American government and their agencies than they do.

Congratulations for your well thought out and put together post.
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CW_McGraw posted...

DoGCyN posted...

AlabamaLove posted...

I'm confused at how it's getting crushed on rotten tomatoes. It was pretty entertaining.

The audience score is usually what I look at. Check out The Last Jedi.

Could be just me though.

Audience score for Will Smith movies can be a little deceptive, given that people irrationally love the guy. That being said, I enjoyed Bright. Just a competently made buddy cop movie. Got me to reinstall Shadowrun: Dragonfall too.

It was well done as a buddy cop for sure. I review music for a music review website, and even I don't care what critics say because a lot of the time they'll say why it's bad but never give constructive criticism. Like, what sucks for you I might find awesome. You didn't like it cause it was Lethal Weapon with magic? Fine. But I love both of those things so bring it on!
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Had today off. I'm gonna be working tomorrow and boxing day though.
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

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joe40001 posted...

I liked it. Some good dialogue, I cared about the characters, and there was solid world building.

Yeah, I liked how they handled their characterization. It's a good example of showing a lot with only a little (the background characters, I mean).
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Man, so tough.

The Wire
Scrubs
The Simpsons
Band of Brothers
Rick and Morty
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