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TopicWhy do I always get hot flashes when I get ready to sleep?
BlueScum
02/15/18 1:18:11 AM
#8
Happens to me a lot as well. It fucking sucks.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicWhat was your favorite movie as a kid?
BlueScum
02/15/18 1:14:37 AM
#27
I dunno. Maybe Masters of the Universe.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicFor Valentine's Day, I watched A Quiet Passion.
BlueScum
02/15/18 1:11:48 AM
#1
I sobbed at the end. I'm also not sure I need to watch another movie in my lifetime. I kind of just want to go lay down and die now.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicMmm! A Valentine's on a Wetnesday - Who is your CE sweetheart?
BlueScum
02/15/18 1:00:17 AM
#45
Starlexial posted...
BlueScum posted...
All of you. Love you guys. *gives everyone orgasms*


Tone it down, please. Thanks.


I'll be more gentle next time.
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TopicMmm! A Valentine's on a Wetnesday - Who is your CE sweetheart?
BlueScum
02/14/18 9:08:10 PM
#18
All of you. Love you guys. *gives everyone orgasms*
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TopicHarvard is offering a course on the role of poop in modern French literature
BlueScum
02/14/18 8:51:36 PM
#8
TheWorstPoster posted...
gravy posted...
iirc one of the famous classical composers had a poop obsession


You mean Wolfgang Mozart

I am not even going to link to any of his scatological compositions, since I would get modded to hell and back.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bona_nox

"Good night!
You are quite an ox;
Good night,
My dear Lotte;
Good night,
Phooey, phooey;
Good night, good night,
We still have far to go today;
Good night, good night,
Shit in your bed and make it burst;
Good night, sleep tight,
And stick your ass to your mouth."

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TopicSo why American people like to think logic when watching movies and music video?
BlueScum
02/14/18 7:47:56 PM
#2
Because mint
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TopicIf someone died every time u masturbated would u still do it
BlueScum
02/14/18 6:03:58 PM
#18
Only if I could choose who dies. And then I'd only choose really horrible people who cause excessive amounts of suffering in the world.
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TopicHarvard is offering a course on the role of poop in modern French literature
BlueScum
02/14/18 3:42:16 PM
#3
Toute le monde fait caca !
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TopicThoughts and prayers for Florida
BlueScum
02/14/18 3:36:35 PM
#5
ALL the thoughts and prayers. And positive energy vibes!
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TopicICU Delirium: Ever experience it?
BlueScum
02/14/18 3:47:19 AM
#2
My faucet knob turned into Beetlejuice and I saw whatever I thought on my curtains. I believed other people could see it too so I was terrified when I thought about things I didn't want anyone to know. Also, I saw them filming softcore porn in the nurse's station. (Though being near death I didn't enjoy it that much.)
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicIf your name was Dick would you just go by Richard?
BlueScum
02/14/18 3:43:08 AM
#12
I want my name to be Dick Peter Johnson and I want to raise cocks.
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TopicPost the number 1 song on your 13th birthday.
BlueScum
02/14/18 2:53:48 AM
#3

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TopicICU Delirium: Ever experience it?
BlueScum
02/14/18 2:41:45 AM
#1
I did in '16. It was terrifying and it sucked.
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Topichahahhaha lmfao
BlueScum
02/14/18 2:37:07 AM
#8
lmfao yeeeaahhh
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TopicWhat upcoming albums are you looking forward to
BlueScum
02/14/18 2:34:32 AM
#7
New Yo La Tengo

I dunno, that's it I guess. Let me know when/if Bark Psychosis or The Sundays ever release new material.
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TopicWhat's some of your favorite rock bands?
BlueScum
02/14/18 2:29:58 AM
#12
Sonic Youth
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Topicthe only bad major music genre overall is country
BlueScum
02/14/18 1:02:51 AM
#6
ilovuuu posted...
there is nothing good associated with country


Roscoe Holcomb and Dock Boggs would like a word with you.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicI haven't eaten in 2 days
BlueScum
02/14/18 12:03:25 AM
#8
Today was the first time I ate in about a week. Small bowel obstructions suck.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
Topic2-Headed Siamese Twins Gets Job Teaching 5th Graders...
BlueScum
02/13/18 8:11:20 PM
#14
Yeah, the sex aspect about this kind of thing has always fascinated me. I'm especially curious how various religious organizations would view marriage in a situation like this. Would the married one be guilt free and the other sinning? Or would the couple be sinning as well since they're kind of partaking in a threesome?
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TopicRecommend me a Chuck Norris film.
BlueScum
02/13/18 7:58:44 PM
#2
Sidekicks.

Not '80s, and it's more Jonathan Brandis, but I always thought it was a fun Karate Kid knockoff.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicFavorite Nirvana song?
BlueScum
02/13/18 4:32:43 AM
#9
All Apologies
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TopicLMFAO! WTF are you doing here on a Friday night?
BlueScum
02/09/18 10:10:07 PM
#18
In the hospital with a small bowel obstruction.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
Topicitt: your daily dose of jazz
BlueScum
02/06/18 5:30:32 AM
#7
First you rock & roll, then you jazz.
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
TopicCompletely shitty CYOA: You are a jar of jam on a kitchen counter
BlueScum
02/06/18 4:45:31 AM
#36
C
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TopicWhy did the chicken cross the road?
BlueScum
02/05/18 7:18:06 PM
#3
I'll be week all here!
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TopicRemember that ep of rugrats where chuckie gets diagnosed with Crohns
BlueScum
02/05/18 7:14:23 PM
#5
Remember the episode of Caillou where he got hit by a bus and a dog started getting frisky with his mangled corpse? That was hilarious.
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TopicRecommend albums for me to listen to.
BlueScum
02/05/18 7:03:07 PM
#3
Wipers - Is This Real?
Talk Talk - Laughing Stock
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"colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M
Topicare weeaboos even REAL people
BlueScum
02/05/18 7:00:56 PM
#7
weea

DOtfBKG
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Topic2018 and people still think 'hipster' is a person who wears boots and denim
BlueScum
02/05/18 6:55:04 PM
#19
Boots and denim? That's a hick.
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TopicTHIS IS MY LIST OF DEMANDs @SBFALSEPROHPET >:|
BlueScum
02/05/18 6:48:29 PM
#7
LMAO
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TopicWhat's your favorite donut?
BlueScum
02/05/18 6:42:38 PM
#6
Bavarian cream, for sure.
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TopicJohn Mahoney ('Frasier') dead at 77
BlueScum
02/05/18 6:36:56 PM
#1
TopicOn some new medication and feeling awful :(
BlueScum
02/05/18 5:23:13 PM
#8
Have some Ken M:

JBFqgZq
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TopicBest Stephen king movie adaptation
BlueScum
02/05/18 5:09:09 PM
#11
Regardless whether or not it's a good adaptation, The Shining is the best film based on his work. After that I'd say Shawshank or Carrie.
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TopicHow scared do you think Donald Trump is rn
BlueScum
02/05/18 4:11:05 PM
#5
It dropped just to spite him! The dow is a snowflake CUCK.
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Topicasked the universe to remove the fake from my life
BlueScum
02/05/18 4:09:31 PM
#3
Veggeta X posted...
What is a deadass?


The close relative to the "fuckass."
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TopicFor those who support spoiled, rich crybabies who kneel for the anthem...
BlueScum
02/05/18 3:31:12 PM
#4
I don't watch Michael Bay movies. Or football.
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TopicC/D CE is all you got
BlueScum
02/05/18 1:22:00 PM
#2
What about porn?
TopicHow are you?
BlueScum
02/05/18 1:20:52 PM
#9
I thought I was going to have an episode this morning, but I got out of the house and feel a little better. Have a meeting with vocational tomorrow and kinda nervous about that.
TopicITT we quote awesome movies
BlueScum
02/05/18 1:16:41 PM
#30
"Where are they? Where are your friends now? Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?"
Topicasked the universe to remove the fake from my life
BlueScum
02/05/18 9:06:05 AM
#1
nSrSc3b
TopicCompletely shitty CYOA: You are a jar of jam on a kitchen counter
BlueScum
02/05/18 8:36:17 AM
#30
B plz
TopicCompletely shitty CYOA: You are a jar of jam on a kitchen counter
BlueScum
02/05/18 8:11:46 AM
#26
B
TopicCompletely shitty CYOA: You are a jar of jam on a kitchen counter
BlueScum
02/05/18 7:49:56 AM
#20
B!
Topicanyone else just give up?
BlueScum
02/05/18 7:03:54 AM
#11
Except I'm more like the stereotype.

I want to make you happy just a little
I want to find you something which is certain
I found nothing lying, weeping, bleeding
You never saw me weeping on the floor

It's impossible to advise anybody
Be courageous, take it easy, just show trust
Be reasonable, be an old ghost weeping
You didn't see me weeping on the floor
You didn't see me weeping on the floor

My arm is torn open like a wound
My universe is coming from my mouth
I spent a year or two, listening to you
Discrediting myself for you
You didn't see me on the floor weeping
You didn't see me lying by the door
You didn't see me swallowing my tablets
You can't look inside my eyes no more

Weeping Weeping Weeping

We created cars to fight for space to be in
We created work to waste our time
We created love, so one can be the victim
We all need as a result, we all need love
But don't know what to do with it
What's the sense of a situation we can't fight
It's alright when you both want to fight
But when one of them doesn't want to fight
It's the end of love.

Just looking at first degree burns
I'm weeping (I can't sing a song like this)
Weeping
You didn't see me weeping on the floor
You didn't see me lying on the floor
You didn't see me weeping on the floor
Alone on the floor

I'm basically nothing like this
We're all on the floor
I don't want to carry on
Except I can't even cease to exist
And that's the worst
Topicanyone else just give up?
BlueScum
02/05/18 6:54:11 AM
#10
I might be getting a job and moving out on my own soon, but honestly, I think I'm almost to the point you describe. The thought of responsibility, the prospect of marriage and child rearing, etc., doesn't thrill me. Everything is going to die and burn up eventually, so who gives a shit.
TopicMaking Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
BlueScum
02/05/18 4:25:36 AM
#1
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
The pond shined dry like a ladies compact
Lilies leaped like flat green hearts with white hearts
Squirting yellow pollencocks
Ferns ran like cool spades.. fossils. ..away from rocks
Bees echoed dark carbon hums that dashed in nothing
Gnats fucked my ears n nostrils
Hit my brain like hones n numbed t nothing
Wings stuck on liquid bones
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
The moon poured hollow down my milky leg
Splashed still n moved
The wind peed down the willows n pricked the needle vine
The monkey moved a fur shadow its soot tail curled in twos
Its lips smiled needles.. its eyes rolled loose
Her throat broke open glistened in the dew
Red berries dangled like a dream of rubies too
Snot muscles ran down her ivory chin n tooth within
A locket a pin held fast to then, my love, my pocket deep within
N senses dangled the chain that clasped me to her then
The messenger spoke the wind that blows between our time
I sensed you then n whispers spin n flow in silver dust
Around the pointed pin
Sent to nothing
God, please fuck my mind for good
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
Oh fuck that thing.. .fuck that poemeyes crawl out with maggots
White cloth bones pile up light thrown blades
Rags n skull.. scoops soil cracks.. .drain screams.. please
Take my hand n join me too soon its clutches gleams
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
Death be damned life
TopicMy dad passed away about an hour ago.
BlueScum
02/04/18 10:11:15 PM
#6
Sorry bro
TopicI am a shut-in. Ask me anything.
BlueScum
02/04/18 9:51:33 PM
#39
MorningRose posted...
BlueScum posted...
1. Social anxiety?

2. Depression?

Both.


Ever been hospitalized for psych issues?
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