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Epic-Vegan_420
02/14/18 5:11:15 PM
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I wouldn't, that's basically murder and murder is bad
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Sativa_Rose
02/14/18 5:12:18 PM
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Nope, instead I would create a charity dedicated to saving lives (by having hot women have sex with me instead)
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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/14/18 5:12:24 PM
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COVxy
02/14/18 5:13:24 PM
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I mean, they do, it's just not causally related.
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rabbi_baby
02/14/18 5:13:37 PM
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Hell yeah

Death note dick
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Kanaya413
02/14/18 5:14:13 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Nope, instead I would create a charity dedicated to saving lives (by having hot men have sex with me instead)

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__aCEr__
02/14/18 5:14:23 PM
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Who's gonna judge me? Everyone else is gonna be gone.
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refmon
02/14/18 5:14:23 PM
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Id do it more
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K181
02/14/18 5:14:54 PM
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How would it work? A random person dying? Troublesome, and my count would reduce, but hard to fight human nature.

The person that I'm deeding to dying? Man, that'd be tough, so I'd probably limit myself to porn stars that I know are dead already.

Ooh, or I work for the government and prevent having to have us launch military operations. I'll deed to a terrorist to kill a terrorist for my country. Greatest patriot right here.
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Epic-Vegan_420
02/14/18 5:15:12 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Who's gonna judge me? Everyone else is gonna be gone.

what if there was a chance u die from it too

refmon posted...
Id do it more

>admitting to wanting to murder people

edgy af bro
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EffectAndCause
02/14/18 5:18:20 PM
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Isnt a potential child dying every time?
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Epic-Vegan_420
02/14/18 5:21:20 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Isnt a potential child dying every time?

>implying people who masturbate will procreate
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Kaname_Madoka
02/14/18 5:31:19 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Nope, instead I would create a charity dedicated to saving lives (by having hot men and women have sex with me instead)

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/18 5:34:09 PM
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K181 posted...
Man, that'd be tough, so I'd probably limit myself to porn stars that I know are dead already.

What if that caused the dead pornstar to become a zombie?
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Mist_Turnips
02/14/18 5:53:29 PM
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*imagines TC while deeding*
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Vaati_Reborn
02/14/18 5:57:14 PM
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I'm sure me deeding has lined up to someone dying somewhere in the world many of times if not always but either way
refmon posted...
Id do it more

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BlueScum
02/14/18 6:03:58 PM
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Only if I could choose who dies. And then I'd only choose really horrible people who cause excessive amounts of suffering in the world.
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Questionmarktarius
02/14/18 6:06:27 PM
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Supposedly, two people get dead every second. I couldn't find any useful estimate on how many people are masturbating during any given second, but it's probably much more than two.
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LordFarquad1312
02/14/18 6:09:28 PM
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Statistically, a few people probably die while I masturbate.
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Vaati_Reborn
02/14/18 6:42:29 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
two people get dead every second

lmao
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lubmelubyou
02/14/18 6:44:12 PM
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refmon posted...
Id do it more

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cerealbox760
02/14/18 6:54:43 PM
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half the population would be gone by next month because I just bought a 4k display and a yearly subscription of 4k porn.
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Epic-Vegan_420
02/14/18 6:55:26 PM
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cerealbox760 posted...
half the population would be gone by next month because I just bought a 4k display and a yearly subscription of 4k porn.

you think u can nut billions of times in 1 month?
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cerealbox760
02/14/18 6:56:09 PM
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Epic-Vegan_420 posted...
cerealbox760 posted...
half the population would be gone by next month because I just bought a 4k display and a yearly subscription of 4k porn.

you think u can nut billions of times in 1 month?

4k porn is no joke.
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lubmelubyou
02/14/18 6:56:42 PM
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I'd nut so much my balls would look like they were vacuum sealed.
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Epic-Vegan_420
02/14/18 6:56:52 PM
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RIP your dick
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Samman123
02/14/18 6:59:02 PM
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I would jack off even more
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KlRBEH
02/14/18 7:06:07 PM
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Lmfao this topic

Just imagine the thought of that
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