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TopicAny older single folks 26-30 in college? How is it?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 8:37:03 PM
#13
College girls are going to pretend to be nice to you, and then unfriend you after the semester. That's just how they are.
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TopicC/D: Criminals don't obey laws, therefore everything should be legal
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 8:33:21 PM
#14
Nomadic View posted...
Just make murder illegal.

That way gun nuts can keep their guns AND no one will get killed anymore! Win/win

This.
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TopicWould you have a threesome with your girlfriend/wife?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 7:59:31 PM
#2
lol, who wouldn't?
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TopicScenario: You're a freshman in high school again.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 7:56:36 PM
#5
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Beat the shit out of him because I'm not a wimp

He's a BJJ purple belt, 6'0," and 200 lbs of muscle.
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TopicScenario: You're a freshman in high school again.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 7:54:45 PM
#3
byrone posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
What do you do?

A 360 then moonwalk out of this topic

Hee hee!
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TopicDo you have a price?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 7:53:28 PM
#19
I wouldn't cheat on my BAE for any amount of money.
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 7:23:03 PM
#24
Zodd3224 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
She'd be hotter if she was bustier and her butt was slightly smaller.


Awful opinion

Her lower body is disproportionally big compared to her upper body.
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 7:11:10 PM
#15
She'd be hotter if she was bustier and her butt was slightly smaller.
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TopicWhy are young conservatives more likely to be alt-right scum?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 6:38:59 PM
#7
Real answer: SJWs are easily triggered, and young guys think it's funny how Trump triggers them.
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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 6:09:55 PM
#11
Dustin1280 posted...
Well TC I will say this, even if I disagree with your opinion on women and dating pretty much all the time.

At the very least I wish you luck, maybe this one will work out...

That's one of the nicest things anyone on here has said to me. Thank you.
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TopicMan plants tree upside-down to protest city order to remove it from his lawn
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 6:06:57 PM
#5
This is a strange story about a strange man.
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TopicIf a close friend asked you to help them cheat on their partner
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 6:00:38 PM
#29
cjsdowg posted...
they drug you into it.


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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 5:57:20 PM
#9
marthsheretoo posted...
Imagine what it says about your maturity that you find an 18 year old such a good match.

A lot of women my age are boring, yet they expect a career-focused man who makes six figures. Their expectations are too high. Raver bae is a cute, fun party girl who likes me.
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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 5:49:58 PM
#7
Hopefully, I'll marry her.
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TopicIf a close friend asked you to help them cheat on their partner
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 5:41:17 PM
#17
KawiKa posted...
I've had this happen. I had a go at my mate for putting me in that kind of scenario. Ended up sleeping with his ex after she found out about his cheating >_<

This happened.
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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 5:38:20 PM
#6
Dustin1280 posted...
With your personality, i give it 1 week.

I hope I don't screw this up that fast. I think I can make it at least a month.
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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 4:43:38 PM
#4
I met her in real life and shes perfect. Fuck online dating.
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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 4:39:54 PM
#3
MrK3V posted...
he must be a lucky guy

Shes a cute girl.
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TopicI have 81 Snapchat friends.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 4:39:07 PM
#1
But my favorite is my 18 y/o bae.
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TopicI want vegan-free vegetables.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 4:35:18 PM
#2
That doesnt make sense. Do you mean non-vegan? I suppose you could put cheese on them if so.
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TopicI wish the Internet would give Ewoks the Jar Jar treatment
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 4:24:25 PM
#13
The Ewoks were funny, though. Jar Jar, Finn, and Rose are just terrible.
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TopicIt all seems hopeless until you find your bae.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 1:58:31 AM
#3
thrashmetal14 posted...
Yeah having a girlfriend solves all your personal life problems

It literally does.
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TopicIt all seems hopeless until you find your bae.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 1:57:09 AM
#1
Then your depression melts away like the snow. And life is good.
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TopicI wish I was still this skinny
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 1:54:58 AM
#6
Kamala_Harris posted...
hey man I was 19 punk was cool

19? You look 30+ in that picture.
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 1:17:28 AM
#46
I think she's the one. I think we're going to get married and live happily ever after.
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 1:10:53 AM
#45
Conflict posted...
She's going to dodge one gigantic bullet when she inevitably rejects you

We have a lot of the same kinks. I wouldn't be so sure.
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TopicITT pics of me picking up girls
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 1:09:48 AM
#32
ReignFury posted...
Whats so special about kissing? Surely most of CE are grown men with families

If by "families" you mean they still live with their mom and dad, then sure.
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 12:25:22 AM
#41
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I found out she's 18. She likes guys who are older than 25. :)


The maturity will match up nicely

It's a match made in heaven.
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 12:08:03 AM
#38
I found out she's 18. She likes guys who are older than 25. :)
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TopicI'm 24 and people are actually having planned kids
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 10:19:25 PM
#11
TrollSlayer11 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
24 is like a guy's prime. You should be getting nudes from multiple girls.


Nah. I'd say 30 is a guy's prime.

Should be in great shape, rugged good looks, can get girls anywhere from 20-40, and also should have money to spend and the time and freedom to enjoy it.

A 24 year old is still building a lifestyle and gaining experience/struggling financially.

No, if you're 30 and single, it's over.
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TopicI'm 24 and people are actually having planned kids
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 10:03:48 PM
#8
24 is like a guy's prime. You should be getting nudes from multiple girls.
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Topic2 weeks ago I got black out drunk watching the superbowl at a bar
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 10:00:11 PM
#10
ReedRothchiId posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
You couldn't make it two blocks home? WTF? I've gotten really drunk and walked 2+ miles home, and made it home safe every time.


I usually do. I don't know what happened. I just remember watching the game, then blam I'm in the hospital asking the nurse why I'm there.

Damn, that's crazy. You went too hard at that bar.
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Topic2 weeks ago I got black out drunk watching the superbowl at a bar
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 9:55:26 PM
#2
You couldn't make it two blocks home? WTF? I've gotten really drunk and walked 2+ miles home, and made it home safe every time.
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 9:48:24 PM
#37
She messaged me "This has been an awful no good very bad day" and I said "Sorry to hear that. Why has it been bad?" Hopefully, I can cheer her up.
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TopicFor the first time ever, I'm dating a girl I can actually see myself marrying
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 9:37:16 PM
#6
I'm guessing the flings were with ugly BBWs, and the "hot" girl with the bad personality was average. But congrats on the new GF.
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TopicAm I even attractive?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 9:29:57 PM
#47
Sami1000 posted...
BlueBoy675 posted...
Mate you look fine. I swear you guys are super harsh


yeah, this is why i will never post photos of myself here.

The guys on here who are the harshest never post photos of themselves. I wonder why. Maybe because they're 1/10 and obese.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 9:22:06 PM
#32
legendary_zell posted...
If these guys are so inept they don't talk to girls, then they'd never get close enough to even delusionally think that proposing is a good idea. And if they're even slightly well adjusted, they'd know that you don't propose until saying yes is a given because that kind of rejections can crush souls.

Good point, most of the guys here don't even talk to girls.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 9:10:42 PM
#30
Key posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
LOL at this girl who proposes to her best friend and gets rejected because he's gay.

https://youtu.be/UJL5t8sn3YU?t=212

also holy shit how do you just propose to someone who you've only been friends with for 6 months. They're not even dating wtf

She must have been really attracted to him. IDK.
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TopicJust ran 5 miles in 41:33
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 8:34:42 PM
#1
What do you think of that? It was windy and cold, and I felt like puking at times, but I refused to give up.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:51:03 PM
#15
Antifar posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Half the guys here claim to be married somehow, but no one here has proposed marriage and got rejected? I find that hard to believe.

Success rate on marriage proposals is pretty damn high, I feel.

Not for guys here.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:45:45 PM
#10
PMarth2002 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Half the guys here claim to be married somehow, but no one here has proposed marriage and got rejected? I find that hard to believe.


Because they weren't rejected...

This is gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:41:30 PM
#8
LOL at this girl who proposes to her best friend and gets rejected because he's gay.

https://youtu.be/UJL5t8sn3YU?t=212
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TopicFlorida high school student speech brought me to tears
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:34:44 PM
#13
ASithLord7 posted...
Ah yes noted intellectual Ice T

He's more intellectual than an angry female high school student with a buzzcut.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:31:11 PM
#2
Half the guys here claim to be married somehow, but no one here has proposed marriage and got rejected? I find that hard to believe.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:23:05 PM
#1
That has to be painful.
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TopicFlorida high school student speech brought me to tears
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 4:16:10 PM
#2
EKIZXsP
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TopicAnother Kickstarter failure, System Shock
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 3:08:27 PM
#8
lol at being able to make a Kickstarter, then go on "hiatus" and keep the money raised.
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TopicHas he really done it? A level beyond Ultra Instinct?
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 3:07:32 PM
#4
Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Oozaru Goku
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TopicRadical Christians in America
Pepys Monster
02/18/18 2:57:37 PM
#7
I'm not anti-gun, but they look like they do meth.
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