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Anony1125 posted...

I directly told her I was an awkward kissless virgin and that I thought we'd make better friends than lovers. Somehow it ... didn't seem to faze her much. She just suggested that maybe she'd like to do some experimenting with me. It's all pretty heady stuff, because I've never had someone find me attractive before.

That's how my first girlfriend came on to me. Granted, we were still in high school, but she definitely took the initiative. You're guaranteed to have a good time, so just relax and enjoy getting laid, my man.

Good shit. Sounds like she's really into you. Since she knows you're inexperienced, just relax and let it happen. She may even be excited to take initiative and teach you a thing or two.

If you don't want to be accused of sexual assault, don't be a fucking creeper. It's that simple. It also helps to not get mad or weird when women aren't interested.

no more unless you want to break out the

I had developed a crazy high tolerance for DXM by the end of my dexing days, and 1200mg would still put me on my ass

Also, you're not doing any fuckin' on that stuff, it makes you numb and kills your libido

Gonna go see it in IMAX on the 17th with my friends. Already reserved our tickets.

gunplagirl posted...

They could also redistribute it to managers who aren't tipped. Which is what they'd do.

I feel like this is what they're really aiming for.

I have 3,738 karma. Fuck with me.

What software?

I prefer using a keyboard for everything rather than a mouse. I use a computer for work, and the main DMS suite we use has a lot of keyboard shortcuts. Between those and tabbing back and forth between input fields I almost never touch my mouse unless I'm surfing the web.

TheVipaGTS posted...

how much do you drink a night?

Up to a fifth a night. Or a shitload of Steel Reserve, depends on how gross I want to feel.

I was in genuine recovery at one point, but not anymore. I'm considering quitting again, things are getting rough. We had a good talk about stuff. This is an interesting development, to say the least.

So, she had given me a random bag of peppermint truffles yesterday, plus a tiny Beany Baby. This morning, she was all "blaaaaah", so I sent her this:



I told her he did it. She said I was "fucking adorable".

/humblebrag

cjsdowg posted...

Kolibri X posted...

Fam_Fam posted...

what does u liking her have to do with pics?

He probably respects her enough not to let a bunch of creeps judge and ogle her pics online.

Telling the CE she is kinky and about her "tight" body throws that into question.

I'm just gushing and bragging about the hottest girl that's ever acknowledged mutual interest. She's not an object, she's a human being - just an incredibly fucking attractive one.

She sent me a bra and panties snap while I was at work. It's a thing she had told me about - she was just trying to give me a boner in front of customers/coworkers so she could tease me about it later. I told her if she did it again, I'd take a long lunch to drive out and punish her for being a brat. She sent me an even more revealing picture a couple minutes later.

Do you know how hard it is to stay focused at work with a raging hard on?

I'm technically homeless right now

glitteringfairy posted...

treewojima posted...

glitteringfairy posted...

Is TC a gimmick. I can't tell anymore

Aren't you the Trump supporter who likes to brag about your deeding habits?

And. Are you saying I'm a gimmick. What a ridiculous accusation sir

It just means that I question your ability to critically evaluate someone.

glitteringfairy posted...

Is TC a gimmick. I can't tell anymore

Aren't you the Trump supporter who likes to brag about your deeding habits?

dave_is_slick posted...

treewojima posted...

I ended up chasing her down before she pulled away outside and asked for her number. She turned the deepest shade of red I've ever seen in my life lol

Okay, that does sound cute as hell.

You've no idea. She told me today that she had Aspergers, and I was like bull fucking shit! My ex had Aspergers, and she's the total fucking opposite of this girl. Like, she's sociable and has no filter whatsoever. She was playfully hitting on people at the coffee shop we were at, just being a riot. At one point, we were checking out girls together... I was so taken aback by her personality that I fucking melted in her hands like butter.

Returning_CEmen posted...

So is she dating other guys as well?

Dating? I dunno. Don't really care. I see her as someone I genuinely like to talk to about stuff, plus the fucking. So fuckbuddy/potential bestie/maybe more depending.

leverageblargh posted...

Do you think she could kick your ass?

She said she trained primarily in BJJ and Krav Maga, so... absolutely lol

You don't know how useful dual monitors are until you've had them. I will never go back to a single screen.

Returning_CEmen posted...

treewojima posted...

tight body like an MMA fighter

Why is she no longer a mechanic?

She's good at it but didn't care for the work. She's much more into art and woodworking, specifically building furniture and wood burning.

Offworlder1 posted...

When she ditches you for all the other guys she is banging youll understand. Women can get men so easily, and her being a tomboy means she might only want the open relationship to apply to her.

When this blows up in your face you let me know ok.

Awww, is someone sad and lonely and looking to lash out?

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

So are you going to tell us her kinky fetishes or what

BDSM stuff. Submissive, likes it rough, masochist, etc. I'm willing to try new things >_>

Ruvan22 posted...

How'd you guys meet??

At my work. She was picking up her roommate's car from my dealership after service. I commented on a patch on her backpack and we just hit it off. I ended up chasing her down before she pulled away outside and asked for her number. She turned the deepest shade of red I've ever seen in my life lol

I had her number either way since we called her about the car, but that'd be fucking creepy if I dialed her out of the blue like that.

Offworlder1 posted...

So not only are you going to be a willing cuckhold by her but you think youll be able to have other women ? Sounds like your in for a rough time and not in a good way either.

Man the fuck up boy, letting her bang other men is pathetic, either get her onboard with other women only or have some dignity and walk away.

Lol, imagine being this insecure. It's just sex, it's supposed to be fun. If I find the right girl and we make the decision to be exclusive I'll honor that, but right now I'm just looking for someone cool to hang out with. Life's too short to be uptight.

r4X0r posted...

So she's just one of the guys. Sounds like you've already been friendzoned.

Nah, we're definitely gonna bang at least once. The only thing feminine or girly about her is her appearance; everything else about her oozes tomboy, which is hot.

Besides, she's cool enough that I wouldn't mind being just a friend if it really came down to that. Disappointed, sure, but plenty of fish in the sea. She'd make a good wingman.

m_mungmung posted...

treewojima posted...

m_mungmung posted...

Anyway, Im happy for you TC and I hope you get to wife her. Just dont steal my babynames off me.

She doesn't believe in monogamy. Which is fine, because neither do I.

Oh okay, then a steady, lasting relationship/whatever you both agree to have.

I know what you meant, thanks brah. I met a polyamorous girl a few years back and it really piqued my interest. We Americans are way too uptight about relationships and sex. Thanks, Puritans!

thronedfire2 posted...

m_mungmung posted...

Kolibri X posted...

Fam_Fam posted...

what does u liking her have to do with pics?

He probably respects her enough not to let a bunch of creeps judge and ogle her pics online.

Awww, cmon. Cant describe the Sistine Chapel, only to turn around and say well, actually I know Ive enough details to pique your interest but if I actually show you it, then itll ruin the experience for me

Anyway, Im happy for you TC and I hope you get to wife her. Just dont steal my babynames off me.

someone will image search it and find her facebook and link this topic to her

Basically, yeah. She's had a rough life and understandably has difficulty trusting strangers. No way I'm going to violate her privacy like that.

m_mungmung posted...

Anyway, Im happy for you TC and I hope you get to wife her. Just dont steal my babynames off me.

She doesn't believe in monogamy. Which is fine, because neither do I.

Fam_Fam posted...

pics?

Nope. I actually like her and want this to go somewhere. She's 5 foot something with a tight body like an MMA fighter, because she is/was. She's limping a bit right now because of the leg injury, but shit happens.

She's also REALLY kinky. Like, absolutely filthy. I know all this because she just out and told me about her fetishes. I knew right then and there she was a keeper lol

NeonOctopus posted...

How are her boobs?

Not huge but very perky. If I had to guess I'd say she's like a B cup, maybe a C.

That's dead accurate

Sexy as hell. Into MMA but she hurt her knee and can never fight again. Used to be a mechanic. Easy to talk to with a good sense of humor. She's also blunt and up front about her interests in the bedroom.

JACKPOT

My taxes will go up by somewhere between $300-400 a year. Thanks, GOP. You're really keeping the interests of the white working class at heart. I'm just not gonna bend over and spread my cheeks like your deluded followers.

I can't wait to vote these fuckers out of office next election.

Muffinz0rz posted...

I mean, he hasn't been convicted of anything, so since this is America, he's innocent by default.

Legally innocent. I think he's guilty as sin.

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Statement also says he was directed to make contact in part by Cotton who is up for CIA Director.

#MAGA

https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/936627327236235266

So. Much. Winning.

So it cranks, fires then stalls. If the plugs were bad it wouldn't fire at all.

I'd buy one just to degrade and humiliate it

Let the market decide!

Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way

I love the stuff, been drinking it for years. Way better than soda. La Croix lime/grapefruit and Canada Dry mandarin orange are my favorites.

I want one

I'd push it to 4 minutes, otherwise we're excluding stuff like Dead Kennedys

lmao, he was wearing a Minecraft shirt

tell me I'm pretty

On the flip side, here's the most interesting car we've ever had:

https://imgur.com/a/7O1pT

That's one of two GTs that make regular maintenance visits here. They're so low to the ground that we can only fit them on the alignment rack.

When your eyes meet from across the room

Holy shit, she doesn't owe you anything. Move on. Don't be a bitterbeard.

wtf is this lol