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Also. I almost really liked Screecher's Reach, but I dont like the implication that the girl defending herself from a supernatural monster was a sith-coded and therefore evil decision. The Luciferian portrayal of that sith woman was interesting but based on the rest of the story I would've much rather the pendant not be a sci-fi communication device that had told the girl to do everything.

Nt

Trust the audience to put things together. I don't need Gandalf's voice over restating what the shot of the dawn light at the window means

Forgot Frodo is in this movie

A fucking Wilhelm scream

Tyranthraxus posted...

Most of the story is how it's told IMO

I agree. I'm just thinking that since people are proposing and agreeing on games like FF6 in this topic then by 'story' they mean a spectacular series of events more than like dialogue

I didn't like how much time is spent for Frodo having the wraith disease or how little it feels like the fellowship is together before they're like 'eugh the fellowship has failed'

Also it was dumb to bring Boromir, I know he was good at heart but like everybody has already seen he is the weakest willed and everyone literally knew he was gonna try it lol

Disco Elysium is the best writing in a video game format. But I guess it's more of a character driven game. A synopsis of the story may sound dull or meandering

I thought fellowship was a weird movie but it may have been because of the extended content addition. At this point I'm not watching this as 3 movies so much as an epic. Taking an intermission rn

The freed horse found Aragorn. Kino

I like that Gimli is comic relief but doesn't make situations worse to do jokes. I liked when he just reached up and twisted the orc's neck

CableZL posted...

Legolas is young for an elf, I believe.

OK but does that mean elves are basically kids for decades and teens for decades and just take longer to mature?

Because often also in fantasy elves act like all humans are unwise dumbasses because they don't live long enough to have any sense and, in the eyes of elves, are like vermin in how they're born and mature and die so quickly

Every time a dude kisses a woman or dreams about them I assume it's extended content (same as for fellowship)

This whole sequence with Aragorn I'm wondering how much is extended

The age stuff in fantasy confuses me. Aragorn is 87 but what does that really mean when we perceive him in his 20s or 30s. Legolas is probably hundreds of years old but frequently behaves like a young upstart hothead & showoff. Makes me ask what is the point of these crazy age ranges if we can't get meaningful information from it

Truly a pitiable little thing

Frodo wants to save Smeagol because the ring is destroying him too

Oh no entbro hasn't seen treepussy for so long he don't even remember it

Is this scene with Hobbits drinking tree growth juice an extended cut scene

Maybe this gets answered by the characters but if the one ring is so tempting with great power I'd expect it to do more for you than just make you invisible.

Shadowfax is such an edgy name for your mmo mount, Gandalf

Ent poet is based

We saw so much of this orc army and Joe they seem to have been killed mostly off screen

Jesus this added 44 minutes?

This is the most inscrutable of the three movie titles

You're late

I've said this before yeah it'd be awesome. Well it could be if the cast was picked by people who love the catalogue of the best works of Jump. But previous Jump crossovers show it will weigh overwhelmingly toward whatever the biggest ones are to cash in with a bunch of great series getting no acknowledgement.

I do really want absolutely everyone to pay off. If it's gonna be 8 hours of fantasy adventure then they got to

This Fellowship kinda immediately imploded. Or well I take that back, I guess the three are running like interference/decoy while rescuing the two dumb Hobbits that never should've been invited.

I wonder if those two or at least Took will get a heroic redemption moment because the film and Gandalf were pretty hard on him in the mine

Rip boromir

Damn... not a single funny clear bowl to put over top of her?

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Doesn't make it any better

Oh SNL platformed him too

I thought everyone who cares already knows the DSP situation, don't see how an interview could make it worse

DOOM-64 posted...

Do you guys remember when Musk pretended to be a good guy, the real life Tony stark and not the South African blood emerald guy hell bent on destroying the western democratic order?

Dumb liberals tripping over themselves to worship this guy is ironically part of how strong his cult is now. They name dropped him in Star Trek Discovery and he got TWO simpsons episodes

I'm a bachelor

I dont think there exists a bad Sam & Max game, or perhaps a bad piece of Sam & Max media

Twitter more like kpopper

The "fish fish mcbites, mcbites" commercial is still in my head. It's like the one commercial to make an incurable impression on me

It just seemed a little sillier than the rest of the movie. Well a lot honestly. Wasn't how I imagined two wizards would fight. The Saruman performance itself is imo just hammier than the rest of the performances also.

This psychic grandpa fight must be an extended cut thing

I guess it's 3h28m not 48m

This must be a super extended cut. Should I track down the theatrical? I have no memory of this movie, only saw them as a little kid.

i do think it's funny that a consequence of the blacklist is now Kotaku isn't under any embargo obligation and can therefore publish TotK details from the cart leak.

I have very fond memories of Seattle when my family took a long roadtrip when I was a kid but who knows how different it is now. That was when Borders was still around. I think I may want to live in Washington state

R1masher posted...

First world problems, put your big boy pants on

CE is filled with such negative fucking people lmao. Idk how you see this topic and read "woe is me". Go drink a glass of orange juice or something

My whole life there's been a next grade or next school to coast into. Now I have to actually take initiative and find a place to live and work.

actually we are not related

It's completely revolting visually and aurally, I don't like the pace of the game or the dungeon tile layout or anything. There's not one single detail about it I like