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The Patriots cheated. Objectively so.

They were fined for it too. The NFL isn't going to come out and say that a team is fined for cheating if the other team simply wasn't that good.

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Damn. I was hoping this was gonna be AKI Man from WCW/nWo: Revenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F8gP6Gtj3A

Capcom could've done a collaboration with AKI.

That devil woman looks dangerous.

Block_that_Kick posted...

The NFL has a hard salary cap and all tv revenue is distributed evenly across all 32 teams. Literally the opposite of what you just said is true.

The Colts were the victims of Deflategate. They were cheated out of a chance to go on to the Superbowl and all the Patriots received was a slap-on-the-wrist fine. Why is it that the best cities always have the best teams? I guess living in a city that's a household name simply inspires athletes to work a little bit harder, to give the extra push that people from flyover cities don't have.

It doesn't matter how the money is divided up. They're not supposed to win.

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I've heard Mars needs them.

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Football is only slightly less rigged than pro wrestling. Teams from flyover country are meant to lose.

America is divided up into three groups: Republicans, Democrats, and the apathetic. The apathetic can't even be bothered to get out and vote, much less participate in some good cause.

I haven't, but I'd like to.

I'm kinda surprised there was never a Knightfall video game.

JKwaffle posted...

Animalympics

Furries know this film well.

Could you imagine what the internet would be like with a digital footprint for your porn viewing?

"Strong words from someone whose porn is 80% cuck-shit."

A D and an R? Oh, great. Of all the fucking things to be bipartisan about. "Let's work together to spy on the people watching porn."

Fuck these assholes.

haloiscoolisbak posted...

It's weird, they bring Perfect back at the Rumble and have him make the final 3 with an absolutely stacked roster then job him out to Big Show in 3 minutes, including his finisher being kicked out of at 1 like you mentioned

Kinda sad to see him treated like that.

I remember when Hogan returned as the head of the nWo in 2002 and claimed that he slammed 700 lb. Andre the Giant. I thought that exaggeration of Andre's weight was just a heel boast, that he was in-character. But, no. It was one of Hogan's lies. He's repeated that figure many times in and a out of character.

I know he's still working people when he says it. He knows that you know he's lying. But it's still weird. It's like internet trolling in real life.

"I swear, officer. My guess was 35."

Someone is going to say, "They deserved it."

UnfairRepresent posted...

Bruh....

Never mind. Someone already did.

OudeGeuze posted...

WCW and two count, but yeah

I might have seen the match that you're talking about. That sounds familiar.

But there was a WWE match during his brief 2002 stint where he hit the Perfectplex and Big Show kicked out at a count of one. How do you no-sell a feat of athleticism like that?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/2/AAdlC_AAEy62.jpg

And the WWE killed that moment by having Big Show kick out at a count of ONE.

Adult form. I will specify that.

<_<

I want AI robot Nala and part of me is grateful I'll be dead decades before I could ever dishonor myself in such a way.

(I do not own any stuffed toys.)

You know what you're doing, TC.

This is the kind of shit that Ron DeSantis and his ilk want to make nationwide.

AceMos posted...

as ppl do not under stand why we have breasts

I'm tempted to quote Peter Griffin.

They believe it's important to maintain the status quo and the inequality it represents.

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

Nice. Battletoads and Double Dragon. My favorite NES game.

I'm glad that one came out on NES so that Double Dragon III wasn't the last Double Dragon game on the console.

Bohemian Rhapsody was good. It makes people who know anything about Queen angry, so I know that it isn't remotely based in reality. But, as a standalone movie, it's pretty good.

Rocket Man was self-indulgent trash.

I haven't seen the Elvis movie. But I have seen a few Elvis movies.

From what I remember, that section makes process or elimination rather easy. You get to a point where you have two dead ends and a glass hallway.

"Will the glass break if I..."

If any movie wants to make a Ron DeSantis stand-in the villain, they need to have the character wear this exact outfit.

"See? I'm not 'phobic. I wear women's clothes all the time."

ablegator posted...

15 15 15 dollar foot long

Sad, but true.

coolcono posted...

That stuff is impossible to get rid of post Halloween.

I'm legit curious where people store those 13 ft. skeletons after the holiday is over.

I can't post. The element in CE that is hellbent on making me out to be a racist will quote me as trying to force children to read the n-word or else trying to prevent them from reading about racial injustice.

BunkerBoy posted...

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At first I thought that chin said Subway Legend.

Priere posted...

Bullying kids to death is bad.

And if it's not to death?

radical_rhino posted...

Hey, hes literally standing with a black woman. Man gets results.

Her shirt reads "Stand with Black women."
Not "Stand with your back turned to Black women pretending not to notice them."

DeSantis has made a career out of doing the latter.

What's the South Korean version of InuYasha?

Evol posted...

While in the sixth grade - just after he had come out - Salvador was jumped by several students while heading home from Marston Middle School.
Just 12 years old at the time, Salvador was held down and punched by older students who yelled homophobic remarks at him.

Okay, why the fuck wasn't something done about this?

This was not boys being boys. This was not a scenario in which children should be left to settle their own affairs. This was a hate crime and should have been treated with the utmost severity. Fuck people "not wanting to play referee." They're kids. They sometimes need adults to step in and protect them. Not from bad words on television, or violence in video games, from real-life abuse like this shit.

ScazarMeltex posted...

Oh he's most certainly a hard "r" kind of dude.

There have been multiple topics where you've quoted me attacking Republican politicians for being racist or otherwise shitty. Now you're saying that I have hard r envy? On what basis?

famfam posted...

"I'm trolling"

There ya go. If you make a bigot, try and make me a troll.

When boxing with CE, watch the left hand.

Disney should reinstate the Michael Jackson episode of The Simpsons and pull the one that tried to pretend that Elon Musk was a likable guy.

DnDer posted...

You really wish you could use something other than "African-American," don't you? Wow.

I didn't realize CE had so many psychics. People here are always trying to tell me what I'm really thinking. Tell me, what popular two-word phrase am I thinking right now?

Good.

McCarthy desperately wants America to have its first Black female president.

Nice.

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AMC is showing it next Sunday. I'll catch it then.