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Topic | Characters that use boomerangs or objects that return when thrown... |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:58:29 PM #22 | This random Ultraman monster: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/0/AAdlC_AAEz3c.jpg The fight ends exactly as you would expect. His name is Red Killer, btw. |
Topic | Barbieland is just Drow society but pink |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:55:56 PM #5 | DuneMan posted... Then where is the BDSM gear? hawt |
Topic | Nazis on the march in Florida again |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:54:39 PM #319 | Good riddance. |
Topic | Sega bringing back Guardian Heroes next year in a new title |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:04:37 PM #16 | Sega is now making the games that, had they been released in 1999 or 2000, would have kept them first-party. |
Topic | Trump Aide Outed as Jan. 6 Rioter Who Threatened Cops |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:02:35 PM #6 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/3/AAdlC_AAEz23.jpg but not surprised |
Topic | Hey, I'm alive! |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 11:56:55 AM #1 | You know that stock episode where a TV character dreams that they're dead and then, to no surprise of the audience, they wake up to realize it's all been a dream? I just had that in real life. I was a ghost and I was haunting a multiple story house alongside a 77-year-old. My mother, who could still see and hear me, stopped by with some Chinese food. She brought extra just in case we were to see any ghost children who might like to have some as well. (She totally would do that if this scenario were real.) Like the Biblical parable of two loaves of bread and two fish feed multitudes of people, the basement was suddenly a banquet hall full of ghosts eating Chinese food. And, yes, two ghost children did show up. I'd forgotten how I died and my mother reminded me that the other ghost and I had died from an allergic reaction to a hepatitis vaccine. I got annoyed because I knew my death would lead an antivax family member to push their propaganda even further. I took a stroll and wondered how I was going to get my book out now that I was dead. I reasoned that I needed to find someone who could see and hear me and convince them to write the book for me. (Can dreams have puns? Because that's totally a ghostwriter pun.) Eventually, I stopped at a theme park. I got lost looking for a particular ride and wondered if I could just teleport there. I entered a restroom, though I'm not sure I needed to use it, and did what any ghost would do: I banged the stall doors together and made spooky noises. However, the guy walking to the sink to wash his hands could see me. I then had to pass my gesture off as a joke while lyingly talking about a friend of mine who thought he was legitimately invisible while he was high. |
Topic | This tooth is starting to worry me. |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:44:02 AM #18 | Thanks. |
Topic | Taylor Swift's height makes her hot |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:33:20 AM #15 | Solar_Crimson posted... Easier for her to step on them. I'm in no position to judge. |
Topic | Could you ever imagine going back to working in fast food, or retail? |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:32:04 AM #14 | I worked at a retail pharmacy for four years. That was enough for me. |
Topic | Nazis on the march in Florida again |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:27:31 AM #314 | ChocoboMogALT posted... They're not going to throw themselves in jail. I said that in the post you quoted, though I did say might if that's what you're trying to correct me on. Let's not get into an "all cops are Nazis" debate. The topic-derailment is bad enough as it is. All I'm saying is that, if summoned by Disney, the police would make these assholes leave. A police officer may be bigoted, but they answer at the beck and call of those who have the most money. Disney undoubtedly makes contributions to the local police and so the police have to answer their call regardless of their personal feelings on the matter. I could very easily see it being a, "Come on, buddy. Let's go," moment from officer to Nazi. But they would make them leave. |
Topic | This tooth is starting to worry me. |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:09:08 AM #14 | FolkenRawr posted... Isn't Amoxicillin a 5 day course? Is it possible y'all jumped the gun on switching antibiotics? It's a nagging, humbling pain. |
Topic | Nazis on the march in Florida again |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:05:20 AM #312 | ChocoboMogALT posted... They're not going to arrest themselves. If Disney tells them to, they will. They might not throw them in jail. They might take them to McDonald's and let them go. But they will remove them from the park if Disney summons them to. |
Topic | This tooth is starting to worry me. |
FortuneCookie 09/04/23 12:02:39 AM #9 | Sorry, I meant this month. I accidentally typed "next month" because we were going from August to September. Anyway, he said the pain should go away after taking antibiotics. If the infection is gone and the pain is independent of that, I'm going to need to get this tooth extracted or crowned well before September 25th. Keep in mind that I had a filling come out. That "tooth" is mostly a gaping hole as it is. When I eat, I either have to use a tooth pick or swish water around to flush out scraps of food that get stuck in it. (Gross, I know. I'm sorry.) I'm almost in favor of extraction. |
Topic | This tooth is starting to worry me. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:56:48 PM #6 | I have a root canal and crowning scheduled for the 25th of this month. The dentist wanted to make sure that I was without infection by that point. He said the pain should go down within a day or two and was seemingly surprised when I called on Thursday to say that it hadn't. I think it has receded a little, but it's gone from maybe a 9/10 to an 8.6/10 to an 8.4/10, etc. But that's kinda splitting hairs when you consider that it's still intense enough to wake me from my sleep. I should realistically go to bed right now. Maybe I'll get a full night's sleep or close to a full night's sleep before the ibuprofen wears off again. Of course, I'm trying to keep these doses of antibiotics as close to every 8 hours as possible. |
Topic | This tooth is starting to worry me. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:31:36 PM #1 | I woke up on Thursday, August 24th, with a toothache and stupidly didn't call the dentist until the following Monday. I had concerns about my dental insurance and HSA card until I said fuck it and decided to go regardless. I was put on Amoxicillin. I was still in pain. I was put on Metronidazole. I'm still in pain. I thought about making this topic two days ago, but figured there was a good chance that I could wake up the next morning without any pain. I didn't want to retroactively come across as worrying over nothing. The pain seems to have gotten a little less, but it's still intense enough to wake me from my sleep. If I'm still hurting on Tuesday, I'll see about going back to the dentist to get another x-ray if I can. Do I have an infection that is simply that resistant to antibiotics or is the infection gone and the pain related to something else? It kinda feels like a no-win situation. The dentist was wanting to put a crown on my tooth -- this all started after a filling came loose and left a giant hole in my tooth -- but I'm in favor of extraction if the pain doesn't go away soon. I know the pain will be more intense for the next few days after that, but at least then there will be a stopping point to the pain. (Unless it's stemming from something else altogether.) Anybody would go through a day or two of pain or sickness to get better. But this has been over a week. Even when the pain is held at bay by a maximum dose of ibuprofen, there's still a feeling of pressure and general irritation. It's like if somebody's pressing on your cheek. Even if it doesn't hurt, you still feel that it's there. And I'm still as irritable and quick tempered as if I felt every bit of pain. I've never had pain go on for this long in spite of efforts to curb it. |
Topic | Taylor Swift's height makes her hot |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:08:46 PM #3 | She's open to dating shorter guys too. |
Topic | Avatar isn't Anime |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:07:48 PM #5 | Actually, Transformers was based off of a Japanese toyline from Takara. Now, G.I. Joe.... |
Topic | Avatar isn't Anime |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:07:22 PM #4 | Kim_Seong-a posted... What about Transformers? I was going to facetiously responded with, "It's only anime if a Japanese person conceived it," but that would invalidate anime adaptations of stories that originated in other countries. Like, Journey to the West isn't anime because it's Chinese, not Japanese. Transformers is kind of a checkmate there. |
Topic | In what order did you beat the classic Mario games? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:05:24 PM #23 | What is beating Donkey Kong? Is it making it past round four (round three on the NES cartridge)? Or do you have to play loop after loop until you reach a kill screen? |
Topic | Ever been to a live pro wrestling event? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 11:03:28 PM #10 | Yes. Indianapolis often gets stuck being the city before the PPV, so the shows typically stink. They're resting up the stars for the big event and pushing storylines over wrestling. The "main event" was Brock Lesnar flexing his muscles after Kurt Angle refused to fight him, but I got to see Rock spit in Hulk Hogan's face. (Yay.) The same thing more or less happened when I went to a Raw show a few years later. After that, I watched PPV matches unauthorized until I reasoned that what I hadn't paid for was equal to what I paid-for-but-didn't-receive. Sneaking into a theme park isn't stealing if you did it because a park attendant maliciously ripped up the ticket that you paid for. "Shawn Michaels isn't wrestling this evening. Here's Big Match John instead." Go fuck yourself, WWE. |
Topic | In what order did you beat the classic Mario games? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 10:42:41 PM #18 | The orders that I posted were for the All*Stars versions of the Mario games. If the NES originals count as different games altogether, then I beat 1, 2, and 3 in sequential order and after Super Mario 64. I didn't get a chance to play NES between 1993 and 2000 when I purchased one from Funco Land. |
Topic | In what order did you beat the classic Mario games? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 10:35:38 PM #15 | I know I said this was subjective, but All*Stars is a compilation of four games. Five if you have the Super Mario World + All*Stars version. |
Topic | Imagine witnessing the Castle Bravo test first hand. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 10:24:09 PM #3 | Or rather the fallout reaching a Japanese fishing vessel was. This was like Jurassic Park levels of not being in control. The blast radius was two and a half times what they thought it would be and the winds, which they didn't account for, carried nuclear fallout further than they could have anticipated. Contaminated fish were sold at market. Many got sick. And, eventually, a few people died from it. |
Topic | Imagine witnessing the Castle Bravo test first hand. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 10:22:04 PM #2 | Priere posted... At least it created Spongebob. So theres that. Castle Bravo was the direct inspiration for Godzilla as well. |
Topic | In what order did you beat the classic Mario games? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 10:00:11 PM #1 | It's subjective, so post whichever you consider to be the classics.
I can't remember if I beat The Lost Levels before or after Yoshi's Island. I also don't remember where Super Mario Land and Super Mario Land 2 fit in that sequence. Super Mario Land was probably the third Mario game that I ever beat, but I couldn't swear to it. |
Topic | Do you know a lot of pro life people? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 9:52:01 PM #16 | ClayGuida posted... Everyone is pro life. That's why you should call it anti choice. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/1/AAdlC_AAEzx_.jpg |
Topic | Do you know a lot of pro life people? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 9:48:33 PM #13 | I have family who are pro life, I work for a Catholic hospital, and I'm in a red state. There are also one or two people in my family who used to be pro life before realizing how it was used to try and control women -- or who are pro life to the extent that they see a fetus as a life, but understand the necessity for people to have the right to an abortion. (I actually fall into this camp.) |
Topic | What is it about Link that makes yall like him so much? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 8:21:27 PM #7 | Ivynn posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/9/AAZaD9AAEzxV.jpg |
Topic | Nazis on the march in Florida again |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 8:19:44 PM #296 | Block_that_Kick posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/8/AADYzzAAEzwY.jpg Okay, how come they're not being arrested or dispersed for hanging a "Ped World" sign on Mickey's crotch? That's vandalism. This is not an, "Ignore them and wait for them to go away," kind of situation. Get their sorry Nazi asses out of there. |
Topic | Kevin Sorbo weighs in his thoughts on Prigozhin's death in a plane crash |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 7:12:05 PM #36 | Me as a child: "Hercules is a villain in the Wonder Woman universe? That's a load of crap. Hercules is a hero!" Hercules: |
Topic | Is it called K9 because it sounds like canine? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 7:06:32 PM #2 | Nothing gets past you. |
Topic | Is Capcom still self-referential? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 7:05:22 PM #3 | JoanOfArcade posted... There's some monster hunter egg charms in exoprimal. Monster hunter rise has a Rush skin and Amaterasu for your dog Thanks. |
Topic | If Trump fails to get the Republican nomination, what happens going forward? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 7:04:42 PM #5 | Trump should be in prison and barred from running for president. Disregarding that, because you know it won't happen, the best option would be that he would run as a third-party candidate and syphon votes away from DeSantis or whoever gets the nomination for the Republican party. |
Topic | Is Capcom still self-referential? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 7:02:31 PM #1 | Like, in the 1990s and 2000s, they had crossovers everywhere. There would be an X-Men fighting game and Akuma would be an unlockable opponent. Or they'd make Cadillacs and Dinosaurs and one of the enemies would be Blanka with a dinosaur tail. Do they still do that kinda thing? |
Topic | Just a friendly reminder that ghosts aren't real. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 7:00:37 PM #37 | Kitt posted... That's not a ghost, that's just an unflattering picture of Gary Busey. Me: "Gary Busey isn't real. He can't hurt you" Gary Busey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eth6oZ09Cpw |
Topic | What is your favorite Mortal Kombat fatality of all time? |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 3:06:44 PM #5 | Kano's Khali Ma technique. As a kid, it blew my mind to see a beating heart ripped out of somebody's chest. |
Topic | Just a friendly reminder that ghosts aren't real. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 2:54:42 PM #2 | TC died in 1997 |
Topic | You get creative control of the last game series you played! |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 2:16:30 PM #34 | Oh, I didn't realize the topic title said "series." I thought it was just a chance to redo the last game we played. Having control over the Jurassic Park/World franchise could be fun. I'd definitely find an excuse to have Claire, Bryce Dallas-Howard's character, in a bikini at some point. |
Topic | NippleFAQs |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 2:08:32 PM #7 | Why should I report it? I like female nipples. |
Topic | Yay! or Nay... Poll 209: Movie Theaters |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 2:05:50 PM #13 | Yay. I went to Jurassic Park yesterday and I'm going to They Live today. I regret missing that new Dracula movie (it appears to no longer be in theaters), but I guess I can't catch them all. |
Topic | NippleFAQs |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 2:04:32 PM #4 | Yeah, what am I doing here when I could be getting aga? |
Topic | One of the thieves killed with Jesus went to Heaven. |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:59:40 PM #3 | He accepted salvation. |
Topic | NippleFAQs |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:57:00 PM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/4/AAdlC_AAEzuw.png The ads on this site are getting better. |
Topic | Black Conservatives and White Liberals (45 minutes) |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:56:18 PM #18 | There are also individuals who are nave to a fault. Like Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince saying arguing the officer was just doing his job after being illegally detained by a racist cop. |
Topic | Black Conservatives and White Liberals (45 minutes) |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:52:50 PM #17 | hockeybub89 posted... Imagine being a black conservative lmao Your ethnicity doesn't determine your outlook. There are individuals who can feel the sting of a whip or baton and think, "Man, I wish that was in my hand. I wanna be the one doing that to people." |
Topic | Nazis on the march in Florida again |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:50:37 PM #247 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] +1 |
Topic | It's funny how They Live is semi-conscious of the fact... |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:48:04 PM #4 | It's about Reaganomics. |
Topic | It's funny how They Live is semi-conscious of the fact... |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 12:10:43 PM #1 | that Roddy Piper is a pro wrestler. He uses a short-arm clothesline in a fight against police and later, in the epic fight with Keith David, he performs a gut-wrench suplex. |
Topic | In the bioshock novel, Sander Cohen makes an underage boy have sex with an octo |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 12:08:54 PM #45 | That's pretty messed up. What is the context? Is it monster rape as a form of horror? Was the kid horny and an octopus happened to be there? Is the kid a villain and this is the disgusting, unforgivable act that's supposed to make us hate him? |
Topic | Nazis on the march in Florida again |
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 12:04:23 PM #190 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] They should be tagged and not responded to. Don't let them drag anyone into conversations of how Nazis can peacefully assemble. |
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